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me as I click next chapter on a 50 chapter fic that I'm not even halfway through at 3am: *mutters* this is no good for my mental health, this is not good for my mental health-
#ao3#random#marauders#Each#Asoue-#Pjo#rrverse#fanfiction#rayn rants#Rayn rambles#mental health#leave me and mental unstability alone ok 😭#Anyways#Back to surfing through the eah tag :D
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update: jacen wearing a replica of kanan’s armor has destroyed my very being
#I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME#FUCK#ahsoka#ahsoka tv#hera syndulla#kanan jarrus#jacen syndulla#rebels sw#star wars rebels#sabine wren#rayne rambles#ahsoka spoilers
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Every time I look at Rayne, I immediately think that he needs a bj. Like that boy is STRESSED. I need to give him a blowjob, STAT
#melody's ramble#mashle magic and muscles x reader#mashle smut#mashle x reader#rayne ames smut#rayne ames x reader
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happy raw! currently thinking about this edit of rhea and how fucking gay i am.
#rhea ripley#wwe#women of wwe#wwe judgement day#monday night raw#monday night mami#judgement day#rhea ripley x reader#rayne rambles
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I don’t remember I posted this but my the real ghostbusters reanimated intro I’m working on,
#art#sketch#digital art#digital illustration#doodle#animation#wip#ghostbusters afterlife#the real ghostbusters egon#ghostbusters oc#ghostbusters au#idw ghostbusters#ghostbusters idw#ghostbusters egon#ghostbuster#ghostbusters#ghost#the real ghostbusters#rgb egon spengler#rgb peter#rgb egon#rgb#rgb Winston#flip side egon#egon spengler#rayne rambles#raymond stantz#ray stantz#peter venkman#winston zeddemore
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A bond between a girl and her robot is something that can be so special.
#alien romulus#alien: romulus#alien romulus spoilers#alien: romulus spoilers#I watched alien: romulus in theaters today and it was great I had a blast#the team was instantly likeable#nothing like exploited workers striking against the multi-billion conglomerate to get me instantly on board & totally on their side#the found family feels were 💯💯💯#which just made it all the more painful when they got killed off one by one#except for Bjorn. he was an asshole and I was rooting the whole time for him to get chestburster'd#he didn't get chestburster'd but ah well.#I'm just glad that Rayne and Andy made it out okay#siblings 🥹#Kay was a sweetie and didn't deserve what she got#but GIRL why would you inject that in your veins you don't know what's in there!!!!!#actually all of them were sweethearts they all deserved better#except for bjorn. fuck bjorn.#(/hj because I do see why he was the way he was and I can empathize. but I'm petty.)#mmari rambles#also unrelated but#JY & Ozziecore#my ocs
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I have a vision of Amelia stubbing her toe and swearing so much that it make’s Epel’s sailor mouthed ass blush-
I do it in real life, so I kinda wanna see my Yuusona just do it in Heartslabyul while helping Trey bake.
Riddle doesn’t approve and Rayne is struggling to breathe in the corner due to laughing.
Trey is asking if she’s okay while Cater and Ace are both laughing.
And Deuce is just patting Amelia on the back while glaring at what she stubbed her toe on because he’s a protective friend-
#im sorry#it’s just too funny to me-#amelia rambles#twst#twst oc#twst yuusona#yuusona#twisted wonderland#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland#heartslabyul#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#deuce spade#trey clover#cater diamond#rayne rosehearts#amelia yuu
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So I watched the entirety of Mashle as a drinking game and these are my non-coherent, drunkard rambling thoughts on the anime. (Sploilers obvs).
Mash - is it better than HP; not objectively, but do I enjoy watching it far more, yes 1000x yes.
"Our world has no shortage of problems" - UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY
Mash is so smart when it comes to fighting and so dumb when it comes to literally anything else. I love this boy. Mash is so cute when he lies. I want to adopt him so bad. The paternal feelings haven't been so strong in a whileeee. (Not about anyone other than the turtles)
He just really loves creampuffs. He has an unconscious reflex to people taking his creampuffs.
"I see you as nothing but an unusually clever rabbit" - ironic because most people might see Mash as the opposite of clever.
For a comedy anime Mashle is so dark. Like the world is so fucked and euthenasia is the norm. But here I am making a drinking game out of the comedy anime and casually ignoring all the child abuse and trauma all the characters go through - someone should write an analysis on that.
Mash forgives people way too easily - 'since u have feelings I guess ur not a shit person even if u crippled and thus sent to be euthanized a whole host of students.'
I love that Ron Weasley-s wand has barbed wire around it - it's so unnecessary.
Unironically I love Love, or whatever her name is. Reminds me of Teruhashi but less developed and I hope he does get more developedz.ź
"I think Mask Guy wants to eat cream puffs too" • A line you would only see from this show • *talking about a guy who is actively dying from being impaled*
Every single villain: and they failed to consider that... Mash was just built different.
Abel: my mother taught me morals. I forgot them for 10 years but now they're all coming rushing back to me after Mash suplexed me and gave me brain damage.
Rayne's reaction to the green haired shit is overboard to us and the main characters, there is no use in continuing to kick someone while they're down, but from his point of view he has probs had to deal with similar people over and over for his entire life and gotten bored of them double crossing him or something. Sidenote: i have never met a "Rayne" (that spelling or otherwise) that isn't genderqueer in some regard.
In universe they mention machine guns and bunting from baseball whÿyyyyyy .
Was this world Formerly the real world?
It happened in Tokyo Revengers too, but what's with characters being like "if u don't have anything to live for, live for me in servitude"? Like... u don't owe them ur life and death my dude. There are other things to live for than a maniacle megalomaniac
I love Mask Guy! And where the fuc is Lance? How long has Lance just been absent? Who the fuc is this random that appeared out of no where to tattle that Mash has no magic? Why is this show so fucking random?
Finally we r on season 2 and I get the fun opening - it has been in my brain since Jan when I first watched the op on youtube (Basement gang danced to it)
(Does anyone else pace to music? Or is it just me doing maladaptive daydreaming shit?) Blim blam blam blim blam blam blim blam blam boom.
Season 2 opens to: GASLIGHTING
Just the casual threat of euthanasia hanging over Mash's shoulders at all time.
Is 'blight-blood'a slur? That deffo counts as a slur. Worse than 'no-mage' at least.
Mash gave Mask Guy a handkerchief that healed him being impaled in the chest - and that was a pretty serious impalement. So why couldn't any of the school nurses help Ron Weasley?
Best line in the whole series: "forgive him, Abyss calls girls 'females' that's how little experience he has with them." 😂😭😂😭😂😭
It would have been fun if the blonde dude in season 2 was the dad of draco malfoy in season 1 - he isn't but it would have been fun if we got a return of the draco malfoy character humbled.
Tho he is incredibly powerful but no one respects him and I don't understand that.
*Mash does anything* - looks like magic to me!
Japanese dub: You're a (in english) NICE GUY Eng Subtites: you're hot stuff
Everything everyone does in this show is so unnecessary - what is it even for? (Sand guy I'm looking at u)
Okay but tell me that in an alternate universe the Divine Visionaries aren't just a harem anime with an aromantic Mash in the middle.
What Rayne says: I agree with the headmaster's opinion What Rayne means: my brother is weak and this no-mag accepted my bunnies
I find it interesting that Dumbledore has one line. U know he got more somewhere.
Can you have extra lines elsewhere? Like not ur face? On ur arse? Tramp stamp line?
WHERE is the government? Is it jus the Jesus ppl that are doing all this? Is the government the schoo?
Mash coming in like a caterilla will never mot be funny to me. My friend: "I feel like I've been witness to a crime."
I love the soundtrack. "It's so heavy that no one can lift it!" - I wonder where this is gonna go. Who fucking made it then?
OLIVER WOOD IS BACK! I forgot he existed.
Unpopular opinion: I like Margarette. I get that their design plays on tropes, but at the same time, people do be like that. Not like how Margrette acts but looks. Man really go told something opposing her worldview and then played the piano. But also she has the best lipstick. I would have preferred it if Margarette wasn't portrayed as creepy by thr characters around him, but I'm just happy to have a he/she/they character in a show I like. (Same Margarette same)
I don't think she is any more goofy than any other villain character in this show so far. I also don't think that the character is meant to be harmful. I can see why people might dislike her, especially considering past anime and the failed rep that ends up judt offensive, but to only see good trans rep as characters who "pass" and look gender conforming is harmful in itself. You can clearly see that Margarette is gender-non-conforming in his design, they are such an icon. Jawline doesn't determine the gender of the character! And I don't believe that Margarette is an "Okama" in any way of the word.
We support women's rights and their wrongs in this household.
"I'm not putting tartar sauce on my shrip... I'm putting shrimp on my tartar sauce." • My baby bro showed me this like 3 yrs ago in the manga and I didn't rlly know what he was on about until I started watching this awesome show.
I love the use of the soundtrack tho. I love Margarette but why is she like this? (I scream out when he starts playing the piano) why are the eyes rolled back 😭😭😭
Are they playing tabletop role play games!!! D60? Anyone? Skip 320 turns????? Wtf? Dnd would be a very different game is those where them rules. There is no way that fucking dice is a D100.
I love all the characters they are so goofy.
I feel so bad for finn rn in the tournament like - someone keep him safe!
Mash flatlined at the prospect of doing academic work - for half a second there he was fucking dead
Why is he breakdancing? I need therapy after this. I don't understand.HOW DID IT WORK!!!!
Is the odd guy actually chill? WHAT THE FUC? I thought Orca didn't matter. But the orca guy is hot at least - it's the hair for me. WHY R ALL THE HOT ONES EVIL! I like Rayne best tho.
Man got held back a year get fucked. I feel bad for the guy who helped Mash - I was so sus of him
Same Mash, I'm having a hard time retaining attention on the rules too 😭 All the sympathy left my body at the smashed crystals.
In the op Dumbledor is in a sheet. No top just a sheet covering his nips. Is anyone else seeing this?
I've been routing for fin the entire time tho - he has rayne's genes! FUCK YEA FINN - ugh. I wanted Finn to do something. Sorry I'm going back to Tokyo Revengers, but Takemichi being beaten and beaten and continously getting up and not relenting for his friends is so powerful, in comparison to Finn where it feels more like a damsel. I love Finn and I want him to get more powerful so we can get something badass out of him, but this episode was not it rlly. Not yet anyways.
Creepy wand alert! And I usually like anatomical hearts.
How did Mash just do that? That the fuc? U can't sculpt that with ur hands. I was almost expecting a Yor.
He's doing a Gaara - why the redhead doing a Gaara? Margareit being fucking horrifying rn. I know he is the bad guy, but that doesn't mean that they're the bad guy.
Not everyone underestimating my boi Rayne - they have proved themselves!
Sand fuck I'd called Madl? Mans name is fucking: Oter Madl?
We haven't had an opportunity to play the drinking game much season 2.
Mash: ah ur the guy who bullied me the other day Guy: want to play a little game? Alright jigsaw
THEYRE RIPPING OFF MY GOAT ITACHI!
"It's obvious ur attempting to guard something" wtf is wrong w mash - seriously. I love him but my god.
How does he do that? That's not something strength does??!! - built different.
Quadriceps magic - why even bother at this point. Everyone knows.
Mash's face: I didn't sign up for this shit
Margareit looks so cute with hair - idk how she did it but they look so cute with it. Her eyelashes tho!
Is Mash's ear his weakness? Same. When someone gets to close I feel a shiver and freeze up. It's the autism.
Margaret's power is actually pretty cool tho
GET UR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF MY SON! Dumbledore plz save him.
It's giving slightly more than creepy.
I was under suspicion that dumbledor was a natural triple liner... but oh my gosh. This is orochimaru shit.
The autism is strong with this one.
Mash's father is so wholesome!
This group is desestible
I will never forget that Mash named his individual muscles - its funny but also he was entirely alone his entire childhood so its kind of sad if I think about it
Ginger afro kid doing a Brock
I love that the school is called Easton - it's so generic English prep school.
Mash's gym clothes are just one with his body.
All the Jesus metaphors are in abundance with this show tho 😭
They're so fucking dramatic. All of them.
Sand guy is such a fucking loser tho.
Sidenote: who names their kid Cell War?
Woop woop necromancy! I would care more about any of this if they gave more screentime and build up to the villain characters, but ya I called it a long time ago and I'm not mad - it's a gag anime with casual euthanasia mentions, what more could u want?
Idk how to feel about 2-bit-merlin (who is literallt called Adam Jobs but is nothing like Steve Johs thank fuc) being silly goofy in the flashback but I love the design of the guy with the sharp teeth - I love me some sharp toothed character.
"It had the best specs" fr fr
Imagine being a bystander watching anime fights but not being able to hear the inner thoughts... they're just floating there
I didn't know they went Super Saiyan in Harry Potter!
In one shot it looked like Dumbledor had a hearing aid?
Wow I forgot that literally the entire school had just been frozen in time while the 7 jesus-chosen mages and the 3 first years that have no buisness being here are just fighting for their lives.
FATHER? WHO THE FUCK IS FATHER? WHY DID THIS TURN INTO FULL METAL ALCHEMIST ALL OF A SUDDEN? religion vs science (physical athleticism) is a theme? I guess??? Pushig it????
Is grindelwald "father" am I misreading this?
Wtf is going on. Mash deserves a nap but like... seriously? Mash is me, he thought it was a dream 😭
No one should wait for the monolouging to end. Just punch them. Mash has the right idea.
My place of learning. Oh no. - the autism is strong with this one.
ARE YOU FUCKIG KIDDING MEE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINB? This is a weird and unusual torture and Mash has never looked more like a psychopath.
Okay. That makes more sense. I was about to loose my shit. I love this show but what the fuc.
It's a good thing they taught us early on that if u K.O. someone all their magic attacks dissappear! /sarcasm.
I love that someone else has been traumatised by the creampuffs.
I'm so annoyed I sobered up before this episode. I needed to be drunker for that.
The ginger fuc turned up again! I love hos hid afro moves in the wind but I love moreso the blonde fuck's broom being so extra.
If it's to do with low magical power then why are the very powerful purple students effected?
Grindelwald is Dio now! Oh. Wait no. Grindelwald has Sundail (from epithet erased) Grindelwald looks so young compared to dumbledor as well so u know he's chasing immortality and doing some time shit to have effect skin and long fucking lashes. Such a twink. He is not daddy, he looks like sephiroth- the og hater. (Now I see it I can't unsee it)
Dmbedor is so cool in this, why can't actual dumbedor be the cool??? (Jk I hate jk and we all know why)
Oay Steve Jobs is growing on me. Adam Jobs is just me now w the animal facts; but I'm not a teacher and never would be.
Fucking called it. Why do they always do this? Like I know half ur face might die and decay after this fight but there is so much to live for - like being the only one stopping Mash from being euthanized rn.
Oh my god its biblically accurate gundam
Screw Netero with his Buddha, gimmie Dumbledor and his Uranus.
I wish this fight ficed everything going forward and all the future issues but its not gonna.
"No manner of attack can affect me who can control time" - what does that even mean? And you know that Mash is gonna pop up with no magic or smming later.
I love how just like the source material, dumbledor has his favourite gryffindors.
Whenever Oliver Wood pops up I get a jumpscare but also why was Dumbledor spying on children during their non-achool time? I know this is just random flashbacks but him saying "I was watching" and then giving us this implies he was spying and that's hilarious to me.
Conclusion: dumbledor and grindelwald fucked when they were teens. But not the romantic shit just the toxic two queer kids in a small town type shit.
Okay that was dramatic and all but I need the screen to just zoom out and show Mash kicking his legs to stay in the air.
Okay, okay, recap, now zoom out please. YESSSSSSSS. (Did dumbledor just say Mash was so awesome)
Dumbledor has short eyelashes but I like that one eye of eyelashes are burnt off with the injury from before.
Why is twink grindelwald doing that to his face?
Okay. Go Mash. Beat that twink up! His face cant be ruined any worse than what's currently goig on.
A perfect human. U ain't even human anymore bro.
Is grindelwald doing an orochimaru? Body stealing? Is that where this is going?
"I didn't think he could move that much" - HE IS LITERALLY CONTINOUSLY KICKIG AT AIR TO KEEP HIMSELF AFLOAT - what r u on about????
"We'll finish this another time" - no get back here bitch! Stab him while his back is turned!!!
What is with wizard megalomaniacs and wanting to get rid of education? I mean heck I'm not complaining, he education system leaves a lot to be desired irl let alone in this fucked up world.
Flop.
"We won't make it in time" - I wonder who will (I don't wonder. I have never had to. But I still feel the hype whenever Mash enters)
He's just built different.
I mean I wouldn't call it "playing" but sure. Also the students are so fucking ungrateful to even even be questioning Mash's acceptance. He has literally just saves ur lives, why do you even have to ponder this?
Blood don't splash like that.
Gaaraa moves afain! - I love to see Sand Tomb being reused in great anime.
They enjoy some down time dont get me wrong, but I'm getting some whiplash at the tone change all of a sudden.
One failed exam and your immediately expelled??? That's so harsh. I sympathise hard w Mash rn, the education system sucks and exams are even worse 😭
Mash isn't rebellious in the slightest! "It seems like you can put effort in when you need too" stfu, this is ableist, he isn't lazy!!!
Omg it's Oliver Wood again. I forgor he existed.
Lackmagic? Blightblood? That's worse than Muggle - which come from the word "Mug" which is a gullibal person (derogatory)
One pretty girl cab instantly quiet a horde apparently. Wow. Well it is anime.
"Catching someone who can't use magic is child's play" - famous last words from a cocky dipshit
Why is his chin like that tho? Why are his lips like a cat's?
I just want to grab Mash and explain how much better a person he is than the vast majority of the ppl in this world. It's kinda like Iruma-kun where the MC is in a world where he is so kind that everyone is just confused as to why.
#mashle#mash burnedead#rayne ames#finn ames#lance crown#orter madl#These were the most popular tags#Idk what else to tag#mashle magic and muscles#mashle anime spoilers#first watch#drunk rambles#typos everywhere#thats what drinking gets u - but i cba to edit it now
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I don't know what's wrong with me. Everything I draw or do feels unsatisfying.
The only thing I have any interest in is 18th century gothic books 💀
Currently going through Poe's work by release date, also read The Rats In The Walls by Lovecraft and of course Carmilla be Le Fanu. Planning on reading the entirety of In A Glass Darkly, The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Wake Not The Dead, The Castle Of Otranto, yeah...
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doing fatin and tolga side-mission on dl2 and ngl, im tripping. (Spoiler alert for those who havent do this mission, but i believe most of you did that alrd)
Like what the hell, we fight 2 demolisher in pitch black room!?!?!?!? WHO THINKING THATS A GOOD IDEA!?!??! how high are they when they making those stages???? Took me like 1 hour to find the device
And multiversal concept is kinda overrated these days but damn that other aiden is hot, kinda reminds me of dicktat's renegade!aiden. Jonah really did a good job voicing the other aiden like, his voice is so much different despite voiced by the same guy. Aiden's voice is having this confused tone, but the other aiden's like he just wanted to ended it and very cold. I guess the other aiden joining renegade is canon after all, in other universes.
#rayn's rambling#dying light 2#aiden caldwell#Fatin and tolga#dont mind me im just yapping here bcs i had nio friends who play dl and dl2
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Frankenstein was the creator. He was not the creation. He was however, the monster. For by trying to make a monster he became one. And now when we say Frankenstein, people think "the creation" but that's is incorrect. Frankenstein was the creator and became the monster he was trying to make. Though not in a that you can see with your eyes.
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So this started because I thought it would be cute if Finn got to use this pattern (cuz like it would remind him of Rayne) and then I saw a translation of a Q&A that said Rayne knows how to do needlework and he made the handkerchief and I’ve been slowly replacing Finn’s wardrobe but what if they were all hand-me-downs/made specifically for him because a lot of that bunny fabric was purchased !?!?!?!!!!!!!
#finn ames#rayne ames#mashle#bang bang it’s fashion#siblings#i am so normal about them#my edit#ramblings#too tired to sort this out better but you get the idea
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# she is the most beautiful woman ever, argue w the wall
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Aran Ryan (snes) and Aran Ryan (wii) are not the same guy!!
Okay so this idea has been brewing in my head for a long time so I might as well get it out for shits n giggles.
Note: This is not an attempt to downplay people's headcanons Aran Ryan being the same dude. This is just me making a big ole post giving all the evidence for my personal interpretation in hopes to better explain why I see em as two different guys.
Behavior:
So this is the more obvious of the differences between the two. Focusing on their actions within the games (Sorry Snes manual): Snes Aran is a fair fighter with little to no infractions in his name, while Wii Aran is... a hot mess to say the least.
Snes Aran, though charming in his love for his mother and tough attitude while being a rare goody two shoes in SPO, lacks any of the chaotic, violent, and outright mean energy Wii Aran has.
Wii Aran canonically steals, raids trash, breaks into lockers, vandalizes wvba property, destroys wvba property, agitates the crowd, disrespects his opponents, and gets on the edge of outright murder with those damn horseshoes.
Snes Aran has the ability to clinch, a trait only shared with Pizza Pasta, with the bonus ability of regaining his stamina as he does so. A neat, and fully legal party trick- if a little bit magical! He focuses being quite the fast fighter with his own speedy 'hurricane rush' type attack. Unlike most other pallate swaps within Super Punch out, Snes Aran is very similar to Hurricane, only faster.
Wii Aran headbutts, elbows, and jumps off the ropes and goes the extra mile in title defense by using his creativity in the form of a home made weapon. He focuses on nothing but speed and chaos- the only way to fight him is to counter.
Wii Aran is far more mean that Snes Aran, constantly taunting his opponents, and frequently comparing them to his sister (Who may not even be real) as well as boasting about his love for pain and generally mocking Mac. Snes Aran, though he has a mean line, is quiet and only comments on the opponent's heavy hits after the fact.
Overall Wii Aran is bursting with creativity and character compared to his earlier counterpart, I don't find it surprising at all the he has a larger fanbase tbh.
Looks:
Okay here's my main selling point- THESE GUYS DON'T LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER
They have completely different skin tones, head shapes, ear shapes- unless Aran got some serious plastic surgery and a whole body tattoo... yeah nah they ain't the same guy.
To further illustrate my point here are some comparisons:
Note: The last color for Snes Aran is NOT his eye color- it's just the color the use for shadows on his eyes, but I compared ti to Wii aran's eyes for demonstration purposes
Even though their heads are at a slightly different angle, it's clear that Snes Aran has a softer face overall, lower, smaller cheekbones, heavier jowls, a fuller lower lip, more rounded features and bigger ears.
Wii Aran is overall more chiseled and sharp features, his brow is more wrinkled, he has actual eyebrows, a very square clefted chin, and very small and high-set ears, alongside some killer cheekbones.
So now comes the biggest question of this theory:
If they're different guys why do they have the same origin, age, weight, win-loss ratio, and name?
Well, I would counter with the fact that all but two of these features is shared with boxers who are canonically not Aran.
Looking at the Wii game alone-
Don notably shares his age and height with Aran.
Disco shares his wins by decision and Hippo shares his total wins.
Outside the Wii game-
He shares his total fights with Bull (Arcade) and his losses with Piston Hurricane (Snes).
Outside of Aran, multiple boxers share home cities-
Disco, Kid Quick, Mac, and Doc all hail from New York with Doc, Disco and Quick all sharing Brooklyn.
Gabby and Joe are also notably both Parisian.
There are also the trio of fighter sets from Japan, China, and Italy (Albeit from different cities).
As well as ages-
Disco and Narcis,
Macho with Clown (27) and Sandy (Spo) + Hondo (28),
Tiger with Muscle.
Weights-
Gabby and Joe (Except his arcade version)
(SNES) Bull and Disco
And most other things! (This post was a huge help for the wii stats)
Not even names are safe from sharing! There are two Pistons, two bruisers, two macs (Counting Texas mac), two 'kids', and two guys with the GJ initials.
So that only leaves Aran's weight and full name shared, but unique to, both parties.
This is where my theory/headcanon comes in :)
I am of the opinion that the WVBA is an absolute shitstorm of an organization. If their attitude towards boxing rules wasn't a clear sign then the repeated flipping around of ages, records, as well as lack of documentation for some boxers (Hippo, The Bruisers) is a clear sign that the WVBA is deeply unorganized.
Focusing on the Wii game in particular, which gives us the most information about the boxers, we can see a lot of the height/weight comparisons are very unrealistic. While Joe's 110 lbs at 5'10 makes sense because he's meant to be flimsy, Hondo's 174 at 6'2 or Soda's 237 at 6'6 seems too small how their physiques are depicted in game.
A boxer with big bulging muscles like Soda is going to be heavier than a boxer that's both shorter and doesn't have a bodybuilder physique like Sandman, yet Sandman is heavier. Boxing does have a lot of focus on losing excess weight, like water weight, in preparation for matches and weigh-ins, but as the WVBA lacks weight classes, this can't really be taken into consideration.
This is a good tool to visualize body types and sizes in comparison to height and weight.
At this point you may be asking:
"Charlie, I've been reading for 20 minutes at this point, what the fuck does any of this have to do with whether or not Aran Ryan is actually 2 people?"
It has everything to do with it! In my opinion, the lack of consistent data on the boxers, within the Punch Out universe, means the WVBA is full of idiots and doesn't keep track of their boxer's information that well!
Which opens up the possibility of boxers who are a little too similar getting their information crossed or even merged...
Considering we have Gabby and Joe share so much of their information, alongside Disco and Kid Quick- who's to say these aren't other examples of cross-contamination within the WVBA databases over the years?
What if that's what happened to two Irish boxers of different branches?
That exactly what happened! (In my headcanon of course)
"So who is who? What info is for which Aran? How'd this even happen?"
Well I'll make my headcanon as short as I can (Long)
A Dubliner by the name of Airyn O'Ryan joins the west (SPO) branch of the wvba at the tender age of 17- standing at 5'10, 160 lbs, building a solid record of 18 to 10. He's scrappy, used to living on the city streets and dealing with bullies, but a fair man who loves his mum, and his name, to bits.
At around the same time, another Irish boxer stepped into the east (Wii) branch. Aran Ryan, a 23 year old claiming to hail from Dublin (though he only says so because that's what his visa and passport say), stands at 6'1 and weights a comfortable 210 during the boxing season. His record is a bit better than the other Irishman's- a whopping 24 wins and only 11 losses. He's far more vicious than his western counterpart, more prone to violence, cheating, and generally cruel behavior. He has a habit of odd insults and a strange fixation on the number seven too.
Over the course of a year, their individual files begin to blend and eventually settle into a comfortable hybrid, with the elder's name and height and the rest from the younger.
This goes unnoticed for a bit until Airyn files a complaint to HR about the spelling of his name on official documents. He's insulted that they'd gotten it wrong on everything at this point and demands they change it back. He also tries correcting his height, just for good measure.
This memo gets sent through the east branch and lands in the lap of Aran- he reads through everything, realizes whats happened, and sent it back exactly as it came. Why? Well, even though his record is worse now, he doesn't exactly want the WVBA looking too closely at his documentation or passport.
Now why is that such a problem? Well it's a long story I can't get into here. Needless to say, he's riding on the WVBA being less than competent at their damn jobs. So with crossed fingers, he sends it back.
This little back and forth happens a dozen or so times before Airyn completely gives up, embittered and convinced the WVBA is full of idiots. Aran is very grateful the weird crop ups stopped happening.
It takes them 5 years, and a set of teenagers beating the crap out of them, for the two to realize that there are in fact, two of them.
(Cannot for the life of me find/remember was made the left one but the right was made by @4suitedplayingcard)
#I am NOT beating the batshit charges your honor#I am not normal about them whatsoever and I am PROUD#aran rayn#snes aran ryan#my hcs#punch out#super punch out#punch out wii#I spent an entire night working on this y'all better appreciate it#I fucking made a spreadsheet for it#this is technically a theory#but it's more akin to the ramblings of a conspiracy theorist#enjoy at your leisure!
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Ok actual ref or whatever of raine
Name: Raine Chances “R.C”
Trans male // bisexual
Age: 27
Height: 5’4
Works for the ghostbusters as a mechanic, in charge of repairing the ecto-1,
he is no scientist but he’s extremely crafty, learned how to fix a proton pack by just simply tinkering finding a way to make it even better without knowing anything about the science behind it.
His personality is very loud and in your face is not afraid to speak his beliefs or how he feels. Very emotional as a person.
Misc facts:
Due to the events of poultrygeist, he was bitten on the right lower part of his leg by Egon, is infected. He has a slight limp due to the bite
Owns a motorcycle
Has a phobia of infants
His ex was Janine. He doesn’t talk about it, but they are on good terms…?
Voice claim: jschlatt
Playlist:
#art#sketch#digital art#digital illustration#doodle#oc x canon#ghostbusters afterlife#the real ghostbusters egon#ghostbusters oc#ghostbusters au#idw ghostbusters#ghostbusters idw#ghostbusters egon#ghostbuster#ghostbusters#ghost#flip side egon#rgb egon spengler#rgb egon#egon spengler#winston zeddemore#peter venkman#rayne rambles#raymond stantz#ray stantz#Spotify
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