#Raven Winter

[roguebotanist]

The Winter house gets a renovation! I think I showed some pictures of it in an ask a few months back. I was going for a fusion of Pets atomic and Seasons country (which shows more in the kitchen/bathrooms). It isn’t anything too special, but I’m happy with the results.

[pillsopa]

💭hey Adam biker… heyyy.

(they don’t know this is also about bella swan Adam)

[aqua-regia009]

Prey of Ravens, 1888 - oil on canvas — Marceli Harasimowicz (Polish, 1859-1935)

[sictransitgloriamvndi]

[wuyi1551]

[arc-misadventures]

Physics Class

Weiss: So, Jaune what science class did you take?

Jaune: Oh, I took my favourite science class: Physics.

Weiss: Physics? Why did you take that class?

Jaune: Cause I’m excited to learn about my favourite form of physics!

Weiss: Favourite form of physics. The heck is that?

Jaune: Jiggle physics!

Weiss: Oh gods... Jaune, physics class doesn't...?!

Yang: And, where do you like to see these jiggle physics?

Blake: High, or low jiggle physics?

Pyrrha: Do you like hard, or soft jiggle physics?

Glynda: Do you prefer quantity, or quality jiggle physics?

Nora: An uncontrolled amount…

Winter: Or, a controlled amount of jiggle physics?

Kali: Do you like vigorous motion jiggle physics, or...

Neo: 'Or, a more slower motion of jiggle physics?'

Willow: Or, do you prefer more subtle jiggle physics?

Jaune: Yes.

Raven: Oh really~?

Summer: That's good to know~!

(Boing~!)

Salem: That's very good to know~!

[thegorgonist]

Ah, January! It's a bare wintery landscape where I live, so here are some crows we visit at the park every day. Shop

[bdk1902]

Jaune’s Type

“So, Fearless Leader.” Nora said to Jaune.

“Yeah, Nora?” He said, reading his book.

“What type of do girls do you like?”

“Type of girls?”

“Or men? I don’t judge. Just don’t be a bigot about it.”

“Nora, no. I’m straight.”

“Oh, okay! So which type of girls do you like?”

“Well, I’m into older women.”

“Oh like Velvet and Coco.”

“Way older.”

“Really? Why’s that?”

That’s when Jaune closed his book, and turns to his energetic teammate/friend.

“Because older women tends to be more mature, more experienced, and can handle more than just simple tasks. I love women that can be by my side both physically and emotionally. I want women, not little girls like Weiss, and Ruby.”

“I feel like you just offended both of them.”

“My point stands, Nora.”

“…You can just admit that you’re into girls that can Ara ara you.”

“I told you that in confidence!”

Unbeknownst to them, they were being recorded.

“So Jaune loves that type of women, huh?” Glynda Goodwitch heard through her Scroll, and texted her group.

“Ladies. We have a blonde cutie to seduce.”

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Winter look at the message, and smiled.

“Sorry, sister. But I’m stealing your man. He’s into older mature women anyway. Mother, pack your bags! We’re going to Beacon!”

“I saw the message! Give me 5 minutes!”

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“Sorry, Ruby. Mama’s going to ‘talk’ to your friend~.”

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“Vernal, get your weapons. We’re going to Vale.”

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“Emerald! Neo! We have a new mission!” (I imagine Emerald is in her early 20s, as well as Neo and Cinder.)

“Does it involves Jaune?”

“Yes.”

“Oh fuck yes.”

Neo pulls a sign. ‘Finally! We get to fuck a stud!’

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“Harriet! We got a message!”

“I saw! And I’m not getting sloppy seconds, Elm! We’re going to Beacon!”

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“Kali.”

“Sienna.”

They both look at their scrolls.

“I’ll disband the White Fang if you let me share.”

“Deal.” They both shook hands.

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“Sorry, Oz. But I found a new stud~.” Salem smirked.

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“…Why do I feel like I’m about to get fucked, both in a good and bad way?”

“You’re just imagining things.”

“Mr. Arc. Please head to the headmistress’s office.” Came from Ms Goodwitch’s voice announcing megaphone.

“…You were saying Nora?”

Nora shrugged.

[talos-stims]

photographybyhenrik on ig | source

[roguebotanist]

[louistonehill]

Raven Winter

[andthendk]

a lil sketch that went overboard 😂 remind me to look at the whole picture while drawing and not 150% zoomed in....

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets

[superiorsturgeon]

Huntresses of the Caribbean

Pyrrha: *dropping off fancy sword at Governor Arc’s house* Hello, Master Arc! You look very handsome!

Jaune: *stuffed into stiff and scratchy dress suit* Pyr, we’ve known each other for years! How often do I have to tell you to call me “Jaune?”

Pyrrha: At least one more time! As always! 😉

Jaune: Oh, you…! 😄

Papa Arc: *rolls his eyes at the Arkos flirting* 🙄

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Pyrrha: *grabs a spear off the shelf and mecha-shifts it*

Raven: Who makes these things?!

Pyrrha: My friend Ruby does, but I practice with them three hours a day! 😏

Raven: …you really need to find yourself a boyfriend, kid…

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Jaune: *sweating his ass off in a wool suit in tropical weather* Congratulations on your promotion, Miss Schnee…! 🥵

Winter: Yes…this promotion has thrown into sharp relief-

Jaune: *passes out and falls into the sea* 😵

Winter: 😨

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Salem: *getting ready to kill Jaune* …begun by blood, the blood undo-

Ozma: *walking into the room* 👋 😅

Salem: …It’s not possible…! 😦

Ozma: Not PROBABLE! 😁

Salem: *points her knife at Ozma* Shut up! You’re next! 🤬

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Pyrrha: *bursts into jail* You! Pirate!

Raven: *looks up from her cot* Eh?

Pyrrha: You know that ship that attacked us? They took Master Arc!

Raven: Oh, so you DO have a boyfriend!

Raven: Well, if you intend to brave all, hasten to his rescue, and so win that boy’s heart, you’ll have to do it alone, mate! I see no profit in it for me!

Pyrrha: …I can get you out of here!

Raven: How? The keys are gone-

Pyrrha: *uses her semblance to tear the door loose from the walls in a shower of broken rock and concrete* 🤬

Raven: …okay, that’ll work…!

[erros429]

me? posting rwby textpost memes pt16 at a time that ISNT ungodly late?? like a normal person??? it’s more likely than you think!

anyways allow me to steal qrow’s gender. also considered doing either cinder or salem instead of raven but seeing as cinder is probably in her 20s and salem is immortal, neither really fit the middle-aged criteria. ALSO also. i bully jaune so much in these i promise i love him 😭

[arklayraven]

Shout out to the men and masc leaning/presenting MCs in the otome VNs communities. 💗

Our LIs from those games love the hell out of us. Screw anyone who says other wise. 🗡️

Queer/transphobes fuck off.