#Raccoon Asks

[orangeblossomsintheair]

do you plan on making a masterlist of all your works? i wanna read everything you write ITS SO GOOD 😝

I honestly have so little works published right now that I’m not sure a masterlist is going to have much use 😔✨ But if yall think it would be a good idea then I’ll go watch a tutorial on how to make one!! :DD

Also quick thingy, do yall dislike if I post often? ☹️ Honestly I have.. a lot.. in my drafts at the moment (for both F1 and cod) so the content flood might be a LITTLE annoying haha

[britcision]

raccoon anon again the batfam figure out the third raccoon is actually a raccoon this time and Damian REFUSES to let Batman take him away. The littlest Robin gains a fearsome raccoon sidekick!!!

WAIT what if before the batfam catches all three raccoons, the magic one TURNS JOKER INTO A RACCOON. Rumors spread that particularly bad criminals get turned into raccoons by the little Robin and that his raccoon sidekick used to be the Joker (at least until the joker escapes Arkham again >:((()

YES HOLY SHIT both so good AND ALSO

Damian’s side kick the normal raccoon fucking eats whatever made Danny and Jason raccoons

the raccoon ABSOLUTELY can and will turn anyone it wants into raccoons from this point on

absolutely no one can convince the raccoon to turn anyone specific either into a raccoon or back

Joker is returned to Arkham As A Raccoon cuz fuck it he’s easier to contain (Jason begs them to give him to Animal Control instead but Bruce says no)

the rumours absolutely spread and get conflated (Harley takes one long thoughtful look at Dami’s raccoon and know it isn’t Joker, takes a second at actual!Joker raccoon and fucking perishes of giggles)

the raccoon turns Dick into a raccoon for about a week so Dami has two new raccoon side kicks until Dick is turned back in the middle of a fight so now everyone thinks Nightwing is a tanuki

[vowtogether]

I need yalls next book like yesterday

Hope you like superheroes :)

[just-a-random-raccoon]

hey raccoon do you want my sona lore,,, ;3 /nf

(I AM REALKY ACTIVE ON DISCORD I CAN RAMBKE THERE /NF /NF)

YES. I LOVE LORE GIMME GIMME <- Totally not excited because of your lore

[g1gglee-rxccoon]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 I’ll leave somme leftovers

❤️ - I refuse to answer this

🧡 - .....Nnnnowhere (Uh something that won't kill Me, like my neck or smth)

💛 - too many good ones, I'd say all are equally good<3 :D

💚 - aha about this one uh... depending on how rough, it's a maybe, I cannot handle gentle either so uh aum uh roughly for thirty minutes I guess</3

💙 - t-word monster why would this be of information to you good sir

💜 - uhhhh why ...aha.. rib counting gives me energy and makes me hyper fisbfbjsn

🤎 - wooo here we goo @quackalee, @wilblee-soot, @an-inkling-of, @j-switch, @rxsahgrce, @ticklishavian, @duckie-rulez, and way too many others to count lmao

🖤 - my friend got wrecked for stealing their boyfriend's food

🤍 - friends, why not, I get to be goofy and relieve feelings, people are chill, Yada yada

[rottenraccoons]

i will always come back because i'm a slut for keir.

"How the hell are you saying that with a straight face?"

[ignoramusrenegade]

Doodles of a handsome young man.

(The karlach doodle inspired by @galgant and their gort comics lol)

[malice-kingdom]

My top 3 favorite guardians ✨

[littlecrittereli]

Have you thought about a situation where CPS has almost taken Chris away? The angst potential for this AU is good

If they were ever close, Chris would have never known about it...

Also shout out to the anon who suggested I call this AU Guardianship AU!! It now has a name YIPPEEEEE

I'm gonna lore dump about it real quick bc I have ideas and if I do not say them I will forget them.

Martin is 9 years older than Chris. Their parents died when Martin was 17 and Chris was 8. Martin got emancipated and was able to take custody of Chris but like all government branches... it's a really long process that basically drags out for Chris' entire childhood. Martin graduates high school early, gets a full-ride scholarship at Duke University while maintaining various jobs and internships. Sounds like a lot? yEAH bro is TIRED. But he's willing to put in the work if it means a better future for his bro.

Of course eventually he becomes apart of the Tortuga crew and things get a lot easier for them both. CPS is still riding his ass about taking Chris with him on these cross-country expeditions but he's been dealing with them for so long at that point it's not as scary.

[live-at-fortune-city]

the tulpar crew (non-playable edition)

(sequel image to this if you haven't seen it/wonder where jumbo josh and curly are)

[1wayticket2h3ll]

THE CHEESE ANON HAS COME WOE, CHEESE BE UPON YE a character of your choice must now be slapped with cheese

get cheesed idiot

[wolfram-but-art]

What lps eyes would you give each Merc? (Can be a drawing, can be a head cannon, it's up to ya)

silly eyes :3

[is-it-cute-gf-au-edition]

admit it you wanna be a little lap raccoon don't you? heh heh, perhaps if you groveled to H enough he would let you.

You think I want to crawl up in the lap of the guy who turned me into a raccoon? Seriously?

[just-a-random-raccoon]

Explain your profile picture. Now./@i-send-you-random-asks

OH! Sorry for not seeing this I was busy jdjdj

But oh well, It started as a joke with my friends! About how I wanted to steal their garbage as a joke, then I thought "why I'm not known as a raccoon?" So since there any account you find me with has raccoon or random AND has a profile picture of a raccoon!

And the banner is basically the same. It's just saying that Random (my OC and how I represent "myself") (it's an OC at this point) is a raccoon!

Lesson of the day: Put your garbage away from me because it's not going to be in the same place when you come back.

[lazylittledragon]

tattoo designs for the portfolio >:))

ps: these aren't for sale and please don't use them bc i'm trying really hard to get an apprenticeship thank you!!

[rottenraccoons]

Hey Tall Man, it's been a hot minute since we last spoke and I forgot to relay a message for you. *Pulls out a piece of paper, puts on some reading glasses and reads the paper.* And that message is... Someone in the Mouse Hole is possessed by an owl. ... So have fun with that.