#Raccoon Asks

[britcision]

raccoon anon again the batfam figure out the third raccoon is actually a raccoon this time and Damian REFUSES to let Batman take him away. The littlest Robin gains a fearsome raccoon sidekick!!!

WAIT what if before the batfam catches all three raccoons, the magic one TURNS JOKER INTO A RACCOON. Rumors spread that particularly bad criminals get turned into raccoons by the little Robin and that his raccoon sidekick used to be the Joker (at least until the joker escapes Arkham again >:((()

YES HOLY SHIT both so good AND ALSO

Damian’s side kick the normal raccoon fucking eats whatever made Danny and Jason raccoons

the raccoon ABSOLUTELY can and will turn anyone it wants into raccoons from this point on

absolutely no one can convince the raccoon to turn anyone specific either into a raccoon or back

Joker is returned to Arkham As A Raccoon cuz fuck it he’s easier to contain (Jason begs them to give him to Animal Control instead but Bruce says no)

the rumours absolutely spread and get conflated (Harley takes one long thoughtful look at Dami’s raccoon and know it isn’t Joker, takes a second at actual!Joker raccoon and fucking perishes of giggles)

the raccoon turns Dick into a raccoon for about a week so Dami has two new raccoon side kicks until Dick is turned back in the middle of a fight so now everyone thinks Nightwing is a tanuki

[vowtogether]

I need yalls next book like yesterday

Hope you like superheroes :)

[just-a-random-raccoon]

hey raccoon do you want my sona lore,,, ;3 /nf

(I AM REALKY ACTIVE ON DISCORD I CAN RAMBKE THERE /NF /NF)

YES. I LOVE LORE GIMME GIMME <- Totally not excited because of your lore

[g1gglee-rxccoon]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 I’ll leave somme leftovers

❤️ - I refuse to answer this

🧡 - .....Nnnnowhere (Uh something that won't kill Me, like my neck or smth)

💛 - too many good ones, I'd say all are equally good<3 :D

💚 - aha about this one uh... depending on how rough, it's a maybe, I cannot handle gentle either so uh aum uh roughly for thirty minutes I guess</3

💙 - t-word monster why would this be of information to you good sir

💜 - uhhhh why ...aha.. rib counting gives me energy and makes me hyper fisbfbjsn

🤎 - wooo here we goo @quackalee, @wilblee-soot, @an-inkling-of, @j-switch, @rxsahgrce, @ticklishavian, @duckie-rulez, and way too many others to count lmao

🖤 - my friend got wrecked for stealing their boyfriend's food

🤍 - friends, why not, I get to be goofy and relieve feelings, people are chill, Yada yada

[rottenraccoons]

i will always come back because i'm a slut for keir.

"How the hell are you saying that with a straight face?"

[littlecrittereli]

Have you thought about a situation where CPS has almost taken Chris away? The angst potential for this AU is good

If they were ever close, Chris would have never known about it...

Also shout out to the anon who suggested I call this AU Guardianship AU!! It now has a name YIPPEEEEE

I'm gonna lore dump about it real quick bc I have ideas and if I do not say them I will forget them.

Martin is 9 years older than Chris. Their parents died when Martin was 17 and Chris was 8. Martin got emancipated and was able to take custody of Chris but like all government branches... it's a really long process that basically drags out for Chris' entire childhood. Martin graduates high school early, gets a full-ride scholarship at Duke University while maintaining various jobs and internships. Sounds like a lot? yEAH bro is TIRED. But he's willing to put in the work if it means a better future for his bro.

Of course eventually he becomes apart of the Tortuga crew and things get a lot easier for them both. CPS is still riding his ass about taking Chris with him on these cross-country expeditions but he's been dealing with them for so long at that point it's not as scary.

[live-at-fortune-city]

the tulpar crew (non-playable edition)

(sequel image to this if you haven't seen it/wonder where jumbo josh and curly are)

[lazylittledragon]

tattoo designs for the portfolio >:))

ps: these aren't for sale and please don't use them bc i'm trying really hard to get an apprenticeship thank you!!

[szethsmom]

I’m making memes instead of putting on lotion because I’m a very functional adult. 🫠

[ask-indigo-park-swapped]

WELCOME TO INDIGO PARK SWAPPED AU

what if indigo park was a fantasy rpg and also i swapped everyones roles? let's re-meet everyone in this new exciting alternate universe!

Mollie Macaw :: the protagonist! daring explorer, journeying from land to land in a neverending adventure! she tinkers with model planes in her downtime.

Rambley the Raccoon :: a helping hand! he runs the railways between locations and always knows a bit about everything! he's no expert though, just knows enough to get by. he bakes in his free time.

Ranger Lloyd :: terrain expert! he knows everything there is in navigating safely through any environment, and is always willing to help travellers along the way! not knowledgable on much else though. He knits in his free time - Mollie's scarf was made by him!

Salem the Showstar :: shopkeeper and narrator! always inexplicably there, in the thick of things. their helpful commentary on everything may even provide hints to a puzzle, another path through, and even upcoming challenges! They mix drinks in their free time - always keep an eye out if theyre selling anything useful!

Serpent of the Deep :: main antagonist! an odd mystery, but generally harmless. he always lurks around, looking for pretty treasure to collect - be careful that he doesnt collect you!

these characters are now open for asks! talk with them as they solve puzzles, delve deep into old ruins, and explore a vast fantasy world!

[Current Arc: Pre-game (Tethered Isles Exploration)]

[Mollie is the only one currently available for asks asks currently closed because college. please check back in after christmas]

[Want to read through the blog chronologically? With none of the out-of-story posts like reblogs or moderator chatting? You may now visit ask-indigo-park-swapped.tumblr.com/tagged/chrono/chrono for just that!! updates periodically]

[...? is that a curtain?] [peek behind it?]

<hello. im the guy behind the ask blog. you may call me mod pikachu.> <i'll pop up from time to time to pull back the curtain and explain things in an out of character/story way.>

[jaythes1mp]

Are you considering any other alternative animals? Because I think that Gotham would be more suitable, for example, an opossum hybrid Reader, if it means a pure law-abiding civilian or a raccoon/fox, for a more morally gray, but peaceful one (just ife is hard), or a badger and it would be a villain or antihero. Can you imagine the degree of comicality if someone catches Bats or Wayne with a real live badger, which they squeeze like a puppy, and meanwhile he behaves completely wildly and tries to bite off their hand? (except for Damien/Robin, he obviously and notoriously loves all non-human animals with unconditional love). Or a situation where the raccoon Reader helps Alfred wash the dishes? Or how the possum in a human body leaves some of its instincts and pretends to be dead when attacked by some villain (ideally, probably the Joker), that is, it really convincingly pretends like a real animal and deceives others, at least until it considers the situation safe, and the rest of the hostages are not so lucky (because it's a Joker)? (I think this would be the first meeting) If you need birds/flying/non-mammalian animals, I think of a pigeon, a crow and… I do not know what large birds of prey should be found in the geography of Gotham (and I did not name hybrid bats, because it is too obvious and it has already been mentioned in a couple of posts on this topic). And I would be a rat, whoever kept them as pets knows that they are just mini dogs. Of course, wild rats or passerines can be more aggressive than decorative ones, but this is rather due to their forced female survival. I use a translator because I don't know English so well and I don't have much free time for thoughtful translation. And I also had an anonymous smiley face, but I forgot it —.^,—

Thank you for the ask, anon!

I definitely have thought through some other animals, and will for sure write some one-shots and hc in the future if anyone asks for them. 

I’m open to making any and all kinds of hybrid readers.

So far I have a robin reader, a cat reader, and a puppy reader. 

I've been staying on the more common pet side of things, but the thought of a possum, opossum, badger, or raccoon reader is definitely an interesting concept. This is due to their wild and untamable nature in contrast to domesticated pets.

However I know jack shit about those animals so it wouldn’t be as detailed. Though I’d for sure attempt it. 

Because the idea of The Bruce Wayne, the wealthy philanthropist and Gotham City's golden boy, standing up at some random podium, trying to give a speech, with a rabid, hissing and scratching badger in his hands would definitely cause a large, hilarious commotion. 

Or even if the family attended one of those many fancy galas that they fund with this enormous, ferocious looking, sharp-taloned eagle perched on one of their shoulders. 

Or perhaps the family are attending a high-brow dinner, with a rat seated in the centre, one of those miniature harnesses wrapped around its form. The entire restaurant's attention drawn to the billionaire family and the rodent they’ve brought with them in a way that borders on being alienated. Because rats are usually chased out of a restaurant, not brought in and treated like royalty. But who's to go against the Wayne family?

Maybe the reader is a villain or anti-hero that the Gotham vigilantes are tasked to capture, in which they end up becoming unhealthily attached to, to the point where they can't have the reader in their human form without the chance of being recognised. So instead the Waynes/vigilantes are always seen with a snake wrapped snugly around their necks, torsos, thighs, or arms. Or a ferret tied safely to their utility belts, folded comfortably in their pockets, or peeking out from inside their shirts. Perhaps the reader can shift into a some form of sea water creature, like a seahorse, jellyfish, or octopus. Where in that case they never even get the chance to ever leave the estate, unlike how they would as a reptile or mammal. Trapped in a large enclosure, in the middle of the manor, designed to accommodate your species perfectly, for life.

[wafel1160]

PLEASE DRAW RAMBLEY FROM INDIGO PARK OR ILL FUCKING BALL MY EYES OUT

Me when I forget to do the only ask I actually get. 💀😭

[just-a-random-raccoon]

Explain your profile picture. Now./@i-send-you-random-asks

OH! Sorry for not seeing this I was busy jdjdj

But oh well, It started as a joke with my friends! About how I wanted to steal their garbage as a joke, then I thought "why I'm not known as a raccoon?" So since there any account you find me with has raccoon or random AND has a profile picture of a raccoon!

And the banner is basically the same. It's just saying that Random (my OC and how I represent "myself") (it's an OC at this point) is a raccoon!

Lesson of the day: Put your garbage away from me because it's not going to be in the same place when you come back.

[ask-train-trio]

ISSUE 1: TRIPLE ENCOUNTER

There will be a link here for the next issue once it releases!

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If you have a question for me specifically, start your ask with '[OOC]' (Out Of Character) or just ask me directly @lunozapp

[rottenraccoons]

Hey Tall Man, it's been a hot minute since we last spoke and I forgot to relay a message for you. *Pulls out a piece of paper, puts on some reading glasses and reads the paper.* And that message is... Someone in the Mouse Hole is possessed by an owl. ... So have fun with that.

[bovineblogger]

The cows from Raccoon Lagoon, a vr game. When you give them wheat they do a happy dance then give you butter or cheese. They're also incredibly shaped

OMMMGGGG!!!!!! i must play this i must i must i must!!!!