#RR Ice AU

[torchflies]

thinking about that post you made about ice being a retired rockstar and I can't help but imagine a ton of other name knowing this guy and then he just drops off the face of the earth and also about a million other things I can't verbalize

Also hope you have an amazing day today!

AHHHH SAME BRAIN WORMSSSSSSS

I find Retired Rockstar Ice so hilarious because the man Clark Kent’s the entire world, he is the Miley Cyrus of his generation.

No one ever connects Kairo Jett — crazy frontman, emaciated and covered in in tats with a huge mane of teased black hair, with The Iceman — all lean muscles, bleach blond hair and never with a single ribbon out of place.

But his band, close music friends and later the flyboys, get to see the real deal, they get to see Tommy Kazansky, who is all soft sweaters, herbal tea, pumpkin muffins and Janis Joplin vinyls.

And later in life, Admiral Tom “Iceman” Kazansky hardly remembers the day when all the tabloids said he'd end up as one of the 27 club.

[roadunk1ll]

I’m back on my bs (yuzuru hanyu inspired Tim figure skater brain rot) he occupies my mind 24/7

[wherethewolfsbaneblooms]

Dimitrescu sisters inspired by the dragons in Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon. For all the ASoIaF fans out there, can you tell which dragon inspired each of the girls? More importantly….which one are you riding?

And who’s ready for big mama?

[cthaehart]

More of the golden curse AU

[nightingale2004]

GOT FANS I SUMMON YOU!

I need you to tell me what would happen if shortly after Elia found out about Rhaegar's "fascination" with Lyanna and before Elia and her family were about to meet their demise, Ashara came in and helped them escape and they all lived in hiding together with Ashara and Elia being mothers to Rhaenys and Aegon.

I need to know what the story here would be like. And idk why, but something tells me that if Rhaegar was still alive, I don't think he'd care enough to go find them.

ELIA AND HER CHILDREN DESERVE BETTER AND DEFINITELY DESERVE A BETTER PARENT THAN RHAEGAR

[barbreypilled]

Barb and Cat’s lesbian situationship is something of an open secret like Ned pretty much knows and doesn’t rly care because he’s still getting it regular from Cat, their relationship is healthy, she just occasionally lezzes out with that scary lady who always smells like bread and garlic you know how it is. like he’s definitely kind of down w Cat having something on the side because it gives him more time to grill and watch Young Sheldon on his ipad. He’s chill like that. Barb is kind of a problematic gf like at her core she’s a good person she’s just one of those ppl who kind of stopped mentally aging at 22 and she like sends Cat memes like this but like not as a joke

and Cat is like ‘oh God she hasn’t changed since we were 18 but like I’m a bored mom and we have fun and at least she doesn’t do that thing Ned does where he giggles and kicks his feet every time he sees my tits. u know what I’ll fuck the subway manager again. why not’ then an hour later Barb hits her with ‘would u still love me if I was a worm’

[totaled-drama]

omg what r all the numbers for the kids

I haven’t picked out numbers for some of the kids but here’s what I have so far:

Wayne - 17 (as per canon)

Raj - 8 (as per canon)

Scary Girl - 11

Priya - 6

Millie - 3

MK - 31

Ripper - 10

Axel - 7

Nichelle - 16

Thank you for the question!!!! :)

[noahtally-famous]

a little something I thought up that I felt was fitting for pride month-

 A Case Of Falling 

gonna have to thank that one (1) tumblr post talking about Ryan and Jacques bc that’s what got me into this ship!! I’ve been thinking abt writing this idea for so long, and now I’ve finally done it!

it’s such a rarepair too, I had to make the relationship tag a thing lmaoo rip

kudos, comments, all that are very much appreciated!! thanks for checking it out, guys!

summary: 

Being a man of mostly muscle, it was no wonder Ryan kept failing miserably at staying on the balance beam. Between Stephanie’s berating and their falling back one by one toward last place, he didn’t think things could get worse. Until the Ice Dancers make their grand appearance, steal the show, and leave him falling once again—though this time not necessarily physically.

Takes place during “A Tisket, A Casket, I’m Gonna Blow A Gasket”

[arrowheadedbitch]

He's trying to keep the powers from his family but bc he's keeping it a secret, he doesn't work on the power the way he should, so it so consumes him. It makes him go insane.

What if having this fully untrained cosmic power starts to corrupt tim??? Angst potenial???

[izunaweek]

IZUNA WEEK 2024 PROMPTS

🔥🔪February 4 - February 10🔪🔥

more info under the read more!

Uchiha Izuna Week 2024 Prompt List:

February 04th: Kotoamatsukami • Coup • Everyone Dies AU

February 05th: Rinne Tensei • Hunt • ASoIaF AU

February 06th: Hiraishin • Stargazing • Professional Sports AU

February 07th: Gōkakyū • Amnesia • Always at Peace AU

February 08th: Genjutsu • Time Loop • MXTX AU

February 09th: Kunai • Sacrifice • Superpowers AU

February 10th: Birthday • Free Day

How the prompts works:

Every day of our Izuna Week 2024 has a set of three alternative prompts, one from each of our three prompt categories, which are:

Naruto-specific: what it says on the tin. Here you’ll find techniques and concepts specific to the Naruto-verse as prompts.

Trope: all those good old fandom tropes we love (or hate). Can be interpreted in very wide ways.

AUs: there are infinite alternative universes, so we decided to differentiate these a bit further. The Izuna Week 2024 will have two prompts each from Canon Divergence AUs, Franchise AUs, and General AUs!

ASoIaF AU: A Song of Ice and Fire, epic fantasy novel series by George RR Martin. (Adapted onscreen as Game of Thrones and more recently, House of the Dragon)

MXTX AU: Chinese author well-known for her danmei/BL novels. This AU prompts refers to any of her novels such as Mo Dao Zu Shi (Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation) or Tian Guan Ci Fu (Heaven Official's Blessing).

The final day, Izuna’s birthday on February 10, is a Free Day! It's also of course Izuna's Birthday.

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You can use one, two, or all of the prompts of a given day.

Mixing and matching prompts from different days is allowed as well, of course! Just let us know which prompts your final piece uses.

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[kinderartifact4]

I need help assigning species to characters for a different version of my magic AU I’m working on.

Most of the characters are staying the same, I just need help reassigning the characters that were labeled as human for the original Magic AU. I have some figured out, but not all of them.

I just want these all figured out soon because I’m working on an introductory fic to the AU. Which is admittedly going to take a while.

(This is technically a repost, but I truly need help, I’m struggling to figure out anything for those listed)

Characters that need reassigning:

+Don ✔️

+Leshawna ✔️

+Geoff ✔️

+Beth ✔️

+Staci (I might not even include her tbh) ✔️

+Sugar ✔️

Species you can choose from:

+Angel

+Satyr (and most available subspecies)

+Merfolk (can include a specific subspecies or certain fish)

+Drider (basically a Spider Centaur thing, for those who don’t know)

+Elf

+Demon (subspecies will be listed at the bottom)

+Naga (and most available subspecies)

+Centaur (and most available subspecies)(ie. certain breeds, other hooved creatures, unicorns, kelpies, etc.)(though maybe not unicorns, they’re very rare to see at this point in the AU)

+Neko (I don’t know what else to call them)(they’re stereotyped as thieves if that helps)

+Harpy

+Halfbreed (a cross between any two species, sometimes more but that’s a little rare)

Demon Subtypes:

+Zjarr (Fire)

+Ujë (Water)

+Tokë (Earth)(Rock or Plantlife)

+Ajror (Air, only demon species with wings)

+Dritë (Light)

+Hije (Shadow)

+Vetëtimë (Electric)

+Akull (Ice)

+Any combination of the listed subtypes

The RR cast humans aren’t listed because that cast isn’t really important to the AU, same with the Reboot Cast.

[torchflies]

Tom loves listening to Janis Joplin; he has since he was seven years old, riding high on his Daddy’s shoulders at the Avalon — before everything.

Before a passing conversation with a photographer who noticed a particularly photogenic child, before six years of non-stop movies on a Disney contract before puberty hit and made him unmarketable, before the inception of Tommy, before he was drinking his breakfast, lunch and dinner: taking uppers to get through the day and downers to sleep — just, before.

(Ice struggles with the person he used to be and tries not to join the 27 Club).

[msmorningstaarr]

Holy and Heathen - Oberyn Martellx F!OC Hightower

Relationships: young!Oberyn MartellxF!Original Hightower Character; Minor Elia Martell x Oberyn Martell; Elia Martell x Rhaegar Targaryen

Warnings: implied siblings incest; emotional incest; childhood trauma; religious guilt; sex; oberyn is 20; doran doesn't exist in this au; oberyn is a good daddy but a bad husband; OC is not a reliable character, take a spoon of salt when you read her POV; no rebellion AU

ao3 | masterlist

SUMMARY: Lady Melara Hightower is the youngest daughter of Lord Leyton Hightower and has a distinct, serious and pious personality. She is sent to serve the Faith as a Septa, but her destiny suddenly changes once she becomes betrothed to the heir of Dorne, Prince Oberyn Martell.

Now she is to be his princess and wife, beginning a new role as Lady of Sunspear and Princess of Dorne, living in a land far from hers with distinct habits and costumes and dealing with so many divergences and a husband far more wild than she could ever expect. Would she be capable of lighting the way of her mind and heart?

(Except for Melara Hightower, all characters do not belong to me but to George RR Martin, author of the 'A Song of Ice and Fire' book series.)

“Have you heard the news, sister?” asked Saranella, another novice, whispering at Melara while both the girls took old candles to pour them out and place new candles in disposition in the Sept. Melara looked at her with confusion.

“What news, sister?” Melara asked back.

“Lady Lynesse Hightower got married at the end of the tourney in Lannisport,” the novice whispered. Melara raised an eyebrow, but internally cheered for her blood sister. “They say she had no consent from her father, but ran to the nearest Sept and married the man who crowned his Queen of love and beauty, leaving to Bear Island against her father’s will” the woman said, playfully smiling.

“I am sure that Lady Lynesse is a dutiful and pious woman,” Melara said, trying to cut any kind of ill gossip about her family. 

“Apparently not very much so, sister.” Saranella mocked. “I heard she was to marry Prince Oberyn Martell… and Bear Island is not his seat.”

“Let us remember this is a Sept, a holy place, sister. Make sure to keep your thoughts clean, away from vile words against an estimated Lady of the Seven Kingdoms.” she finished, throwing daggers at Saranella for those provocative words. The other novice could only notice how those news affected Melara.

“Such a strange coincidence, an estimated lady being so well defended by a simple novice,” the woman provoked. “Are you truly our sister, Lady Melara? Or do you still hold feelings for your home castle and kin?”  

Melara turned her gaze to Saranella and did not show any kind of emotion.

“My place is here now, sister. Any different word is untrue.” she said and walked away from the other girl. Those news certainly hit her in a different spot, since she knew her father had different plans for Lynesse. His biggest goal was to increase his power and alliances, bringing Dorne closer to the Reach and make the beautiful Hightower sister be the next consort Princess of Dorne. The novice thought about how furious her father must have been furious with this escapade that put House Hightower in ill comments across the realm. She also thought about how Lynesse’s former family betrothed reacted to the escaping bride and how outraged Prince Oberyn must have been, for a bride was promised and an oath was broken.

“I know what you did.” The woman beside him was beautiful even at a mature age. Long, dark curls falling over her upper body and contrasting with her tanned skin, big eyes with small wrinkles at the side of her eyes, expressing her age along the years that passed by. Ysilla, being the current ruler of Dorne, had no time to waste and she did not enjoy to be taken as a fool, especially from her own kin.

“I am afraid you need to develop this thought, mother.”

“In Lannisport. A lady, promised to be your wife, ends up being married to the man who crowned her his Queen of love and beauty,” Ysilla gave him a bitter laugh. “I kept waiting for you to tell me the truth since the tourney. Such coincidence she runs right after meets you in a feast...”

“And what truth would that be?” he asked, playing naive.

“That you helped your former betrothed to escape.” 

Oberyn chuckled and drank his wine. “This wine is distasteful and tastes like piss.” he said, making a disgusted expression. “I will not deny your statement.”

“You must think of yourself as the boldest of men for going against your princess and ruler's wills,” Ysilla said, sternly. “You will take a bride to call yours.”

“You gave me a bride I did not choose,” he replied, with a sarcastic smirk.

“The bride you chose in your heart you cannot have.” she said, looking at Elia, that had a jolly expression on her face from afar with her husband.

“If she and I were Targaryens, no one would say a word on this subject.”

“Yet, you are a Martell from Dorne.” 

“And very proud of it.” he said, facing Elia as well.

[thereadingchallengechallenge]

Read in April 2024

April was sort of underwhelming. I just haven't been able to settle on anything and nothing really impressed me. except Ivan Coyote, they're always there for me <3

I'm still in a reading slump so I have no idea how May's gonna go but at least I've got free time now

Series read: The Five Crowns of Okrith series by AK Mulford 1. The High Mountain Court - DNF A Song of Ice and Fire by George RR Martin 1. A Game of Thrones - DNF

Backlog books:

The Only Good Indians by Stephen Graham Jones - 3/5 (audio)

Other reads:

Cold Enough for Snow by Jessica Au - 1/5

Gender Failure by Ivan E Coyote & Rae Spoon - 5/5

Rebent Sinner by Ivan Coyote - 5/5

Close to Spiderman by Ivan E Coyote - 4/5

Starling House by Alix E Harrow - 3/5 (audio)

What Stalks Among Us by Sarah Hollowell - 2/5 (audio)

The Chalice of the Gods by Rick Riordan - 2/5 (audio)

[39oa]

Talk Hockey To Me

tagged by beloved @txstars T__T <3 thank uuu as always

1. The thing that got you hooked on hockey

it's hard to pinpoint one moment because i honestly genuinely believe that it's the best sport in the world just in terms of pure mechanics and objective viewing enjoyment and live crowd atmosphere so it's easy to get hooked once you actually watch it... i've been on and off with hockey fandom itself and took a few years away from tumblr until recently but i'd say it was a mix of just watching games + discovering fandom spaces on tumblr/reading fic on ao3 + having a decent home team at the time + canadian tax etc.

2. Your first ever fandom friend

ngl i think most of the people i first met in hockey fandom eventually moved onto bts (or k-pop in general) lmfaooo but i met @regularseason when i was in 11th grade making connor mcdavid gifsets and now i am somehow 25 years old. we have seen so much on this vast internet together ❤️ 

3. The jersey you would most like to own

MOOTERUS BROS RISE UP ☝️🐮  absolutely my favorite jersey of all time i genuinely don't think any other design comes close. i also really love the stars rr 2.0 but i finally bit the bullet and bought it so that's out... another top contender would be sabres goathead 🐐 and maybe mighty ducks era pkariya, also i think the sharks rr 2.0 with the spin on the seals logo is sooo cute and i love the og sharks logo designed by terry smith as well... specifically the classic late 90s teal jersey. and my fav regular home jersey of current teams is the kraken :')

i have way too many opinions on jerseys honestly. if i could pick some from my warmup jersey database then i lovelovelove the habs 2023 bhm and pride designs (i have apparel for both of these...), the leafs indigenous celebration design, and the kraken women in hockey design. gorgeous girls!!!!!

4. YOUR player (you only get ONE so choose wisely)

:saluting_face: there is only one guy for me... jr21! (real talk like a big part of why i got into the stars and came back to sports tumblr was because of him despite having 0 geographical ties to texas LOL. admittedly there was some superficiality involved at first in seeing an asian guy achieve top-line star status against the restrictive pains of bones hockey but then i was like oh your game is actually efficient and understated as hell? and it kind of spiraled out from there. my favorite deceptively abnormal "boring" guy!!!)

5. A pairing that deserves more fic

i will echo 2124 💚 but i am part of the problem for having 4 partial aus in one doc and not actually writing anything of substance for them... otherwise there are a ton of rarepairs i could argue in favor of but i feel like i'd sound insane. where is the otter/woll boston goaliefic... where is mitch/nrob with robo being vaguely horrified but trying to be supportive of his brother's poor decision making skills. where is my sabresfic and kidsline shenanigans in general......... also if we're going back to the stars then 2141 honestly have so much untapped potential wrt Why Are You Both So Weird Can You Please [Redacted] About It. but you get the gist i'm sure!!!

6. Your favourite on-ice moment

my memory does NOT go that far back. whatever is the most embarrassing thing to have ever happened to some guy i hate is good enough for me

THEN

link someone else's art/fic/etc that you love & think everyone should check out

immediately the first thing that came to mind is that i still think zoe's 2129 primer is one of the most fantastic and comprehensive labors of love this fandom has ever seen... truly one of the major backbones of starsblr. honestly despite hockey fandom not being quite what it used to be on here i think there are sooo so many great creators making stars content and i am immensely grateful to all the gifmakers + artists + writers who constantly feed me no matter what time of year it is!!! i'm kind of shy but you know who you are... TT__TT

AND

link something you made & are proud of & want people to see

\o/ i desperately do not like any of the things i make and i am already grateful to the people who have looked at my measly creations before so thank you!

tagging @regularseason @iamidentical @pupuhintz @slagkovsky @supersoftsports... apologies if you've already been tagged and no pressure as always but pls feel free to if you'd like ❤️

[theunofficalttcrrau]

Credits:

Mocha - @mochablogger

Rubix - @rubixisanidi0t

Blair - @blairdrawzstuff

Hazel - @moonmxple

The Traumatized Cup, RR AU: Chapter 2: Broken Glass.

Mocha's sleep was packed with nightmares, each willing to haunt her every second. She felt mildly uncomfortable, tossing and turning in her bedpan. The cup, frustrated and upset, slowly got up to get a bottle of water from her bag. (Don't do it , Mocha. It's not worth it-)

But she was too tired to even move.

Mocha glanced at Blair and Hazel, soundly asleep in their blankets.

"Should I ask them for help..?" Mocha thought.

"Nah.. I don't wanna disturb them.."

Mocha pondered on whether she should wake them up or not , though she CLEARLY thought of Blair to wake her up in case something was wrong.

"Y'know what.. ? Nevermind.."

The tired cup, with bags under her eyes, groaned as she fumbled out of her bedpan. She shuffled her way to the sitting room, where she had left her sleepover bag.

But as she was about to open the zipper , Mocha suddenly fell to the cold, hard floor.

[Blair's P. O. V:]

For some odd reason, Mocha wasn't in her bedpan when I woke up. I slowly got up to see where she was, only to hear knocking on the door. Not even caring about being tired, I get up, and slowly open the door to see.. Oh look, it's Rubix.

"Rubix..?"

"Oh , Hey. I was just researching some butterflies, and I heard a loud thud sound over here." Rubix explained , with a concerned look on his face.

"Is.. Anything going on?"

"Not at the moment.. But I can't find Mocha.."

"You can't find her?"

"Yeah.. Hey.. Would you be a champ , and come help me look?"

"Of course!"

Me and Rubix searched the house, and we couldn't find her. I sighed. Maybe she went home? No.. Not in the middle of the night..

Me and Rubix then checked the sitting room.. We then saw..

[Hazel's P. O. V]:

"Ooooooh! Some pretty butterflies!"

I danced and twirled around the pools of lavenders, petunias, and daffodils. The birds on the large cherry tree chirped and spread their adorable wings. They started chirping and taking off into the blue sk-

"HAZEL! WAKE UP!!"

"WHAT-?!"

I woke up, and realized that it was all just a dream.

"Rubix? What are you doing here? And since WHEN we're you a doctor? Oh, and by the way, I was having an awesome dreeaaamm!! Why'd you wake me uppppp??"

"A, Mocha has fainted. B, I was also a cop, a part of community service, apart of the BoosterFun team.. And etc etc. And C, don't talk to me like that."

".. Excuse me, Mocha WHAT?"

"..Fainted..?"

At first I didn't believe it. But then I sprung up from my bedpan and ran towards the corridor, leaving the slushie behind.

"Wait for me!!!"

I stopped in my tracks.

"...oh.. my.."

Blair then turned to me.

That's Mocha, alright. On the floor, passed out, with BLEEDING cracks in her handle. "What happened??" I said, as I looked towards Blair and Rubix, hopefully expecting an answer.

Blair: "I don't know! I just went to get a midnight snack, heard Rubix at the door saying he heard a loud THUD , we checked the house, and found her fainted!"

Rubix: "Thankfully she's alive.."

Meanwhile, I grabbed a cloth, and cleaned the bloody carpet, while Rubix wrapped her handle with bandages from his first aid kit. He really seemed to know what he was doing.

Blair: "Let's wake her up first, shall we..?"

Rubix: "Yeah.."

Me: "Let's take her to YOUR bedroom.."

While Blair (with a little help of Rubix) dragged Mocha into the bedroom, I noticed something really strange with her left eye. It was white, with a flame of black..

"What's that..?" Blair said, pointing to the odd eye.

"I honestly never seen that before.. What IS that thing?"

Rubix: "I don't know.. Let me see.."

Rubix flipped open some random page of.. An actual GhostBusters journal?

Rubix: "It's a demon. 100%."

Blair: "Oh crap.."

Rubix: "Well, either way, we should try to still wake her up."

Me: "Mhm.."

I looked at Blair, who was holding an ice cold bucket of water, with her shaking nervously. Rubix immediately stood in the corner of the room, with a taser in one hand, and an AK-47 in the other.

Me: "What are y'all gonna do with that?"

SILENCE.

"PUMPKIN PIE!!!" We're the words Blair suddenly yelled, as she poured the water onto Mocha's face. She got up with a yelp. I was too shocked to process what was happening. "Well, you did wake her up.. But was saying "pumpkin pie" really that necessary?"

"I dunno. Blair shrugged. "Do you know how muc-"

Out of nowhere, Mocha sprang up and started to attack Blair, scratching her face and her left eye. She screamed as the blood trickled down her, as she teared up, with the blood staining the carpet.

"FREEZE!" Rubix snapped at Mocha. She turned to face him.

"Stop right there , and put your hands in THE AIR!"

Mocha just smiled creepingly at him..

"I'm not scared of B.S like you..."

"I SAID.."

"FREEZE! ANYTHING YOU SAY OR DO WILL NOT BE HESITATED TO USE AGAINST YOU IN THE COURT OF LAW!"

Mocha was about to attack him.

"So, are you gonna keep looking at me like that, or.."

"Of COURSE I'm gonna look at you like that, you cackling bitch.."

I quickly jumped in.

"Mocha! Is that you?"

"Duh."

"Are you hurt? How did you faint?"

"Stop asking me stupid questions.."

"Why did you.. Uh.. Do the thingy to Blair?"

"Do you have an IQ of negative 25?? EVERYONE knows why Mocha VIOLENTLY HARRASED Blair."

"Violently.. Harrased.. Is not the term I wanna go with.." Blair hoarsingly said.

"I'll.. Just get some bandages.."

I sighed, as I walked towards Rubix's first aid kit, located in the kitchen. As I was grabbing some plasters, I heard a loud scream. I went to check..

"MOCHA!"

Mocha held up a vase, ready to attack Blair , who was on the floor, begging for mercy. Rubix is sitting in the corner, frightened.. His left eye is missing.. Rubix quickly grabbed his taser, and shot Mocha in the eye with it. She dropped the vase, and it shattered, as she dropped onto the carpet.

"Eye for an eye..." He mumbled, as I helped Blair up.

Blair: "I-Is she okay?"

Rubix: Yeah, she's fine.."

Me: "Mostly.."

I went to fix Blair's wounds after that.

____

Chapter 3 - Coming soon.