#ROY CHICKEN

[dont-hug-me-its-yuri]

Day 18 of dhmis oddtober: Picnic!!

(@persy-r-bozo)

[hedgehog-moss]

I made a little snow hen...

Is it an outstanding piece of art? No. But more importantly, do my hens like it?

Also no.

[the-batcomputer-project]

I love the idea that Jason and Roy are married. It doesn’t necessarily have to be romantic though. Did they need to do it for an undercover job once and were too lazy to undo it? Maybe. Drunk night in Vegas? It’s possible. Married purely for tax benefits? Sounds like something they would do. Are they genuinely in love and got married out of pure devotion to one another? I could see it. Regardless of the reason, I like to think that they are married, and that no one else quite knows the reason. Neither of them will give a straight answer, and Lian changes the story every time she’s asked.

[gothamite-rambler]

Roy stood anxiously in front of Jason, who was seated in on the floor of his apartment with a sewing kit and a wine glass. Jason maintained focus while carefully stitching a stab wound on his hip.

Roy: Jason, I’m begging you, go to a doctor!

Jason (not looking up): I’m sorry, is this our stab wound? No? So stay out of it.

He grabbed a bottle of Neosporin spray and haphazardly sprayed it on his wound, letting out a scream of pain for a few seconds before stopping. He cleared his throat and takes a casual sip of wine.

Jason (calmly): We should get wings tonight.

Roy (horrified): You and your family scare me.

Jason: I’m sorry, do I need heroin to heal the wound?

Roy crossed his arms and turned his back to Jason in frustration. Jason smirked as he applied a bandage to his wound.

Jason: I love our dynamic.

Roy: Mm-hm, and if we get wings, we’re getting them delivered. You’re not going out with an obvious wound.

Jason rolled his eyes, clearly unfazed by Roy's concerns.

Jason: Whatever you say, sweetie.

[vvileentityart]

Kickin and Roy

A part of a crossover series of drawings I was doing. It's been months however since I've drawn the last one.

[leghorned]

a shivy to soothe the soul

[toxicroyjamie]

Where's that one post you had months ago talking abt how healthy s3 Jamie's body was. Sooo true, a character's body filling out/getting fatter as a sign of growth/happiness/self-actualization is so 👌🤌👏🫶

Ugh I can't find it, tumblr's search function is genuinely the worst 😔

But I do remember exactly what I said so I'll say it again here - I was talking about how having ~washboard abs~ like Jamie did in s1-2 is (contrary to popular belief) actually pretty unhealthy, because you have to be dehydrated and undereating for the muscles to pop out like this -

Even thin, muscular men who work out incessantly won't naturally look like this on a day-to-day basis if they're hydrated and actually eating enough, because muscles are supposed to be protected by a thin layer of fat. Men who are going to do shirtless scenes for TV/movies will often stop eating/drinking enough water in preparation so that they'll eliminate that protective layer.

Jason Momoa in Aquaman vs after Aquaman is a great example. He's still super fit and muscular, but when he's not actively doing a movie that requires his skin to be practically transparent, he doesn't have the washboard look.

Jamie looks healthier to me personally in the latter half of season 3, because he doesn't have that shrink-wrapped skin look -

and I like to think it's because Roy made him put aside some of the unhealthy habits he'd formed out of vanity or social pressure (or both imo) in favor of doing what will actually equip him for the strain he puts on his body every day as an athlete.

People always write Roy as having Jamie eat less during their training era (which is totally understandable, because he canonically wouldn't let Jamie eat his dessert at Ola's or get a kebab), but realistically I tend to think he was restricting what Jamie eats a lot more than how much he eats, because soccer players need an insane amount of calories and Jamie probably needed even more if he was doing extra workouts and bulking.

Losing weight is not necessarily a part of becoming a healthier person or better player, and if anything, Jamie might have benefitted from gaining a little weight!!!!

[g1ngerbeer]

halloween yippee

[selh0ve]

The Discord server is finally here!

A small but brand-new Discord server focused on MCL New Gen and reserved to adults just opened its door to you!

Find more info and the link below the cut 👇️

In the server, you will find:

Channels dedicated to each LIs, but also to the other characters, Original Characters, and the non-OCs ships. With NSFW versions of these also available for the interested!

A whole category made for all talks likely to contain spoilers, the access granted with a role free to take or drop at any time!

And a many other channels, MCL related or not!

As already mentioned, minors are not allowed on the server, without any exception. If any are found out, they'll be banned. However, the server is not focused on NSFW content, and a role has to be picked to access the dedicated channels. In other words, you won't see it if you do not want to!

Remember, you will have to read the rules and introduce yourself before being able to fully access the server! 🪿

[sometimesiwritetoo]

I don't know if I'm ever going to get around to it in The Bird and the Bee series, but i want it on record that Edward is a sustenance cook and Roy is a pleasure cook.

Ed grew up on prepared meals and only could be bothered to learn to cook to feed two kids who obviously need to consume a vegetable once in a while. If he could get away with feeding his kids a nutritious powder that fulfilled all dietary requirements he would. It would be on the menu every day and come in three flavors (chicken for ever day, seafood for the weekends, and beef for a special occasion). As it is he has a rotating set of ten recipes he can cook within thirty minutes and don't require a whole lot of thought or prep work.

Meanwhile, Roy will find an interesting recipe in a magazine or something and have to try it. Doesn't matter how many hours it has to simmer on the stove, doesn't matter that it requires ten different spices, hell it doesn't even matter if he has to go to the edge of town just to find the right cut of lamb. He's going to make it and he's going to have fun doing it.

Needless to say despite eating far more of Ed's cooking than Roy's the kids will always say Roy is the better cook.

[beebeetheclown]

The real and only acceptable dilfnation glow up:

[maxaroniiiii]

koopalings scribbles from the doctors office

[bitchthefuck1]

2x05 // 4x10

4x10 gifs from @littlecarmine

[tired-fandom-ndn]

After Roy and Ed move in together and Ed's alchemy work becomes more academic and less practical, Ed gets WEIRDLY into growing his own food.

He does the typical country boy stuff, making a garden and getting a small flock of backyard chickens and even building a compost bin, but he also grows mushrooms.

Just. A hugely elaborate mushroom growing setup in their cellar, next to all the shelves of pickled veggies and canned fruit. He gets so invested in these mushrooms. He studies their growth, he experiments with soil composition and lighting and moisture levels, he makes charts and graphs.

Roy is worried that his next thesis is going to be about mushrooms.

[introvertedpedant]

Stephen Dillane as Roy Branson in Episode One of Sherwood Series Two (2024) - Set Two

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

🌹🌹🌹

Thank you, my lovely friend! I hope you enjoy an offering from your gift fic, tentatively titled chicken soup for the footballer's soul:

“Alright, back to the house, you muppet,” Roy says, motioning in the direction of Jamie’s home.  “I’m fine, Coach,” Jamie says, dropping down to count out more burpees. “One.” “You’re not fine. Get up, and let’s go the fuck home.” “Two. No, Coach, I’m good, swear down. Three. Just tell me how many you want me to do, and I’ll do ‘em, watch. Four,” Jamie continues to count off.  “Four, I want you to do four. Now, come on. We’re going back to your house, and that’s a fucking order.” The command finally forces Jamie to stop. Can’t disobey an order and all that. Jamie pauses, hands on his knees, attempting to catch his breath. Roy rises from the bench and starts in the direction of Jamie’s house, Jamie dragging his feet behind him.