#RJ Firefly

[world0fmadness]

୨୧ i really cannot BELIEVE how little fanfic there is for this man… he’s SO fucking hot, get out of here… got some dating headcanons for him in the drafts, they should be done soon <3

[issdisgrace]

Hiya it’s my birthday in about three days and I was wondering if u could write a fic of Otis and his family celebrating readers birthday (preferable reader is dating Otis) I wanna know if they’d have any fun firefly traditions :3 (he/they pronouns for readerpls)

CELEBRATING YOUR BIRTHDAY WITH THE FIREFLY FAMILY

WARNINGS: Murder, mayhem, the usual Firefly family antics, little nsfw

A/N: This was intended to be a fic but I didnt quite know how to put my thoughts into a coherent fic. Also I’m trying to get out of writers block so sorry if it kinda lacking. But HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you have a good birthday.

There are two things that a certain when celebrating anything in the Firefly family, those being alcohol and murder.

But the whole day isn't spent partaking in those things.

The morning starts off with Otis waking you up for breakfast and you two getting a little hot and heavy before heading down for food. Both of you getting teased for your slightly disheveled appearance.

Otis told them to fuck off that it was your birthday so you got to enjoy yourself. You agreed and the family moved on from it.

You guys then had a nice breakfast before all piling into the living room to watch something of your choice. You guys ended watching tv for a couple hours before it was time for your first gift.

Your first gift was from Baby who got you a young married couple to play with and make pretty. You appreciated the gift and spent the next couple of hours playing with and making them pretty in crimson until they both unfortunately died.

But what was not unfortunate was by the time you were done and cleaned up a little lunch was done. They made all your favorite foods which was nice and very delicious but that could have also been the fact that Spaulding was the one that cooked everything with only some help from the others.

Anyway after lunch the family gave your gifts that weren’t people.

Spaulding got you a taxidermy racoon and possum cuddling because why not. Also he said that it reminded him of you and Otis. You being the racoon reminded and Otis being the possum.

Mama, Tiny, and RJ got you some movies and tv shows that they thought you would like and enjoy.

Baby got you a nice blanket and made you a voodoo doll of Otis so you could prick it when he made you mad or annoyed you. Which Otis grumbled about saying that he wasn’t that bad and a voodoo doll of him wasn’t needed.

Then Otis, your love, your man. He painted the two of you using god knows who blood. But it was very well done, very detailed, and very pretty. You were already thinking of where you were going to hang it up. So you could see the master piece everyday.

But I digress after lunch and gifts, you and Otis spent a little one on one time in your guys room fooling around. Otis offering his whole self to you to do whatever you pleased with him.

And all the while you guys were having fun the rest of the family was setting up the main event of the night. They got a shit ton of alcohol, set up a big bonfire to burn, and got the bunnies ready for the night.

Once it was dark the family came and got you and Otis. You got the honors as the birthday boy to light the bonfire. You also got to hunt the first bunny of the night before the others got to hunt theirs.

Anyway you all got plastered, had fun, played a couple of games, joked around, got bloody, and you snuck off once or twice with Otis but that’s beside the point.

You had an overall great birthday, got some nice gifts, had a nice time, and you couldn’t wait for your next birthday.

[houseoflivingdeadgrrl]

The beautiful Miss Sheri Moon Zombie 🖤

House of 1000 Corpses, 2003 (Rob Zombie)

[senny-wenny]

The best character in House of 1000 corpses honest.

[snowy-wife]

You guys ever just RJ Firefly 😩😩😩😩😩

[thatweirdbitchjax]

Powdered Donuts

Baby: Have you guys seen my powdered donuts? Otis: *shakes his head* Capt. Spaulding: Nope, I ain't seen em. RJ: Well, don't look at me. Reader: *slowly turns in their chair, their face covered in powder* Are you- Are you looking for POWDERED donuts? Otis: *starts laughing* Baby: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Reader: Oh, I have no idea where they are. Baby: *breaks out laughing*

Tags: @zeroisreallygood @puppet200 @purpleeggyboi @th3-r4t-48 @im-a-simp898

[whooambouttamakeanameformyself]

These men are just...*drool*

[charleslee-valentine]

Firefly family name etymology:

It’s no secret their names are chosen from stories, a coverup of sorts, but the family does have real names as well, at least for the most part, with the exception of Otis. That’s because he chose his own name, giving it at least some significance still.

We’ll start with him, since he’s the oldest of the Firefly children. The name Otis means ‘leisure.’ He’s a man who doesn’t feel threatened by much. Even when shit starts to hit the fan in the second two films, he remains joking, cocky, and proud. Leisure is in his relaxed bones, even when he’s furious and scolding and violent. Even in the way he stands, with his shoulders sagged and his crotch forward, is a leisurely poster.

The second child is RJ. Full name Rufus Junior. More complicated because of its simplicity, the meaning of his name is ‘reddened.’ While there’s no personality connections there, it can possibly offer insight on his killings. Blood is red and the Firefly family home is deeply soaked in blood. It’s assumed they’ve been killing for the entirety of the children’s lives, though that’s somewhat unclear. However if Rufus got his hands ‘reddened’ when he was young (accounting for the secondary meaning of junior) then it does imply that the family allows their small children to kill as well. A minor detail, but considering the shared insight on the whole family, shows RJ being dedicated to them first and foremost.

Next is Baby. Of course this, along with Angel Baby, are her nicknames. Her true name is Vera Ellen. Together, the double name has the meanings ‘true’ and ‘brilliant.’ She was her parents pride and joy and was named ‘truly brilliant’ after the way she shined to them. However I see it as a signal that she isn’t just a pretty, happy face too. She's also as intelligent as others in the family, despite her mental health and delusions. Thus it serves as a warning not to underestimate her. She’s every bit as cunning as her brothers, in on all the plans, with twice the protection because she’s her Mama and Daddy’s little star.

As for the Firefly parents themselves, there’s Mama. Her real name is Gloria, which means ‘honor.’ Befitting of the common matriarch in the family, everything they do is to her liking. Even Otis comes down to supper and brings Wolf because he knows that would make her happy. After her death, they raise hell and fight to survive and honor her. They made a promise to her, and to the other family they lost, to not go down without a fight. All those bullets they took was to honor her. Her name represents the symbol she presents to the rest of her family.

Except Earl, who we don’t see her interact with. Because of what he did he’s been exiled from the Firefly family, but it’s worth noting that his name can mean ‘lion.’ It would seem the man had a bad temperament to do what he did, and likely without much warning. He pounced and struck and Tiny was hurt, so Earl was no longer part of the family. In that sense, it reflects his nature as a dangerous animal, a monster to them.

His replacement as consistent patriarch and father to Baby is Spaulding. While his nicknames include Captain Spaulding and Cutter, his government name is Johnny Lee Johns. Combining the meanings of Johnny ‘graced by god’ and Lee ‘poet,’ he’s symbolically been gifted his ability to wax poetic and monologue. Spaulding spends his very last moments of life ranting and monologuing in that disturbing and cruel way the Firefly family does. To us, it doesn’t seem like poetry, but his wisdom to the family is important. His poeticism isn’t his word choice, it’s the way he can use words to crush a victim’s spirit, or to scare and unsettle them right into the arms of his waiting family members down the road to be hunted.

The final member of the family, at least in order of introduction, is Foxy. He’s Otis’ half-brother, so he has his own surname that he doesn’t share with anybody else. His name obviously is not a Marx character like the rest of the family’s nicknames as well. Foxy is just the shorthand of his middle name, Foxworth, full name Winslow Foxworth Coltrane. Winslow means ‘grave’ or ‘burial.’ His rescue of his brother, and thus his entrance into the story, is necessary because of death. Cutter is dead, Mama is dead, RJ and Tiny are dead, and Otis and Baby likely aren’t long behind. Foxy is a figure of the family, who is only essential in the loss of life, so his name is significant in marking him with that death. Foxworth can mean ‘homestead’ which only adds to the tragic meaning there. His family is dead, his home gone and burnt to the ground, and he wasn’t there to see it or defend them too. The death of all those family members and the loss of his home is the reason for his determination to save his remaining two siblings, and be included in the family. Baby and Otis don’t consider him part of that fight, but he’s just as wounded by it. Coltrane is symbolic of ‘wild energy.’ The result of the above trauma for him is his manic attitude. Even as calm and flat affected as he can seem, he turns cruel and sadistic when push comes to shove. All of the Firefly family can fit into that trope, of completely unhinged assholes, but Foxy wears the specific name that says it’s a part of him. Showing that he is a memeber of the family regardless of his prison stint that had him separated from the rest.

Firefly, of course, is a name chosen from characters and likely not their legal name, but it’s the one they use. The little insect fireflies symbolize ‘hope.’ The family reminds each other to be hopeful, because they see themselves as untouchable. Nobody can stop them, it seems at least, and Baby has to be reminded of that when she’s in Mexico grieving her Mama and Daddy. The love they have and the hope they share exists despite their evil and destructive nature, showing that they are a family unit deep down. Afterall, the point of these three films was to show what happens when the killers have support and love and family behind them for once, and how less likely their victims are in such a case to survive.

[askthefireflies]

Color coding

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Otis Driftwood

Mama Firefly

Baby Firefly

Captain Spaulding

Tiny

RJ

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[ginsengkitten]

like I need him so bad it’s insane

[darlingpassion]

I need to be their shared small girlfriend so baaaaaddddddd you guys really have no idea.

[houseoflivingdeadgrrl]

Okay guys I need to talk about this. WHY did they change the entire aesthetic and vibe of House of 1000 Corpses when they made the devils rejects and three from hell. Please someone else tell me they liked house more. PLEASE. I need to know I’m not alone. That version of Baby and Otis and the entire firefly family is just so good. I need other people’s opinions like seriously comment or dm me because I’m going crazy

[marinerainbow]

*waits for america to be asleep so you get this when you wake up on your ACTUAL birthday* << >> Okay I think the coast is clear.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Some birthday messages from your F/O's! ^^

Audrey II was waiting for you. The moment you walk into the room he lives in, a vine raises up from the ground by the doorway and slithers around your waist; drawing you towards the potted plant. Hey there, doll~ I heard its a big day for you! Why don't we hunker down for the day, and I'll show you how much I love you~

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Baby's frowning with her hands on her hips the moment she sees you- Otis, behind her chuckling and shaking his head at a piece of paper looking suspiciously like a birth certificate. How come you didn't tell me what today was?? She stomps right up to you, and immediately her displeasure vanishes, first into exasperation then an easy smile. I should be so pissed at you! What's a girl gotta do around here, for an excuse to obsess a lil over her cute sweetie pie all day long?~

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When you opened the door, the first thing you saw right in front of your face was the top of Nick's metal head. You look down, and find him on one knee with a huge bouquet of some of the most beautiful flowers you have ever seen in one hand, so huge you'll need 2 hands to carry it while he handles it one-handed with ease. In the other hand he has a box with a bow on it. There's a sweet smile on his face, almost just like it used to be before everything Happened. Happy Birthday, my sunflower. Radiant, as always; You become even more wonderful with each passing day. It would be my heart's greatest pleasure, if you would allow me to accompany you, today. My work, can wait- as long as you wish.

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Granny guides you away from the other two wolves as soon as he can, his tail swaying from right to left happily as he gets you alone. -Been meaning to catch a moment, just you and me, all day. A growl slips into his voice, his crystalline eyes focusing in on you. Come here, huh? Lemme show ya how happy y'really make me.

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Harper gives a grin, uncharacteristically soft. C'mon, there's a surprise party in the town square for ya but I don't feel like sharin' you with the rest of the town, just yet. How 'bout we take a walk in the quiet, for a while? You're sure lookin' pretty t'day, by the way. He chuckles, shaking his head. Not that thats a surprise.

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Jerry had his arm over your shoulders, lounging on the couch beside you as you both watched your current favourite movie together. His fingers absentmindedly stroked gentle pictures all over your arm. When you glanced at him, you could see he was focused on the movie; enjoying it simply because you liked it. Because it was apart of you. When he noticed (which- of course he noticed), a soft chuckle accompanied his good-natured smirk. Watch the movie, beautiful. Unless you had other ideas?~

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Kingston throws an arm over your shoulders, pulls you close and kisses your head; breathing in deep. Mmm... Happy fucken Birthday, darlin'. He loosens his grip, but doesn't let you go. Flashes you a wicked grin. Lets getcha a drink. Whatever you want, baby. I wanna be the first lucky guy to buy you a drink (;

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Mr Scroop cornered you alone as soon as you stepped away from the others, his large arachnid body blocking any possible exist for you. So... twenty-one, huh?... Woman, now. The smirk that flickers across the terrifying pirates face is wicked and nightmarish. I'll have to keep a closer eye on you, now, hmmmm?... Happy birthday, little one.

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Happy birthday sweetheart. What do you wanna do today? Norman mumbled into yours messy bed-hair, his voice still full to the brim with sleep, his eye still closed. When you glance at the alarm clock, you see its 10.30- he must've turned off the alarm today. He must not be working. 'M all yours.

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Rena always looked at you with desire, but right now her eyes were filled with a lechery thats absolutely sinful. Oh you gotta think you're a real Big Girl, now, huh baby? Y'really think you're ready to play with the big leagues, sweetheart? Well we'll see. But first... She blinks and her eyes switch suddenly from lustful to gleeful, brimming with excitement and she gives you a big kiss. Happy birthday!! Lets go out, huh? We're gonna have so much fun!!

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You weren't sure that RJ knew it was your birthday all day- which you were fine with. He was never one for words, anyway. All you wanted to do was spend the day with him, which you did. But when it was finally time to end the day and go to sleep RJ pulled you into him, spooning your body in his giant one, and sighed. Happy birthday, little one.

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Russ was on his knees in front of you the moment you fell asleep, guitar in hand, a broad rockstar smile on his face. Y'ready, baby??

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Tiffany gestures excitedly to the cupcakes she had evidently just finished off, a finger covered in your favourite flavour icing in her mouth. With a pop and a big excited smile, she finishes sucking it clean and holds her arms out; waiting for her hug. Oh, baby!! You're all-grown-up! I madeya cupcakes, cupcake, to celebrate ^^

Have a wonderful day!! ^^ I hope you can be reminded today how much your existence is appreciated and how loved you are ^^ 💛💛💛 Another year, another million amazing opportunities.

Under the cut because I get... Pretty embarrassing with this 😅

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD- THIS- THIS- THIS- THIS- THIS WAS WHAT IT FELT LIKE READING THESE!!!

THEY LIT UP MY BRAIN AND MY WORLD AND GOT ME PUMPED UP FOR THE DAY!!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷

Ohhhhhh my gosh. Oh my god. I gotta cool down.... I have no idea how, but I have to XDDD oh gosh. All of these made me red in the face! I can't stop blushing XDDDD

I... First off, I would like to offer Baby a former apology. I will happily spend the day with you to make up for this accidental hiding of information ^^ (just please don't kill anyone 🥺 I don't like the idea of blood on my birthday-)

Secondly- Tin, Nick, darling, you BETTER have not been kneeling in front of my door for more than five minutes =_= I don't care if you're made out if metal now and it doesn't affect you anymore. I will not stand with you not taking care of yourself! Don't make me toss you on the bed and snuggle you for an indescernable amount of time! 😤 (I would do that anyway, but I digress. My point still stands!)

The rest of these! I... I wish I had the words to describe how much I love them!! Rena and Scroop... Oh Nelly 😳😳😳😳😳😳 I don't trust myself to continue with then so let's move on- YOU ADDED GRANNY!!!! OH MY GOD HIS PART! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 I wish I could have spent my birthday with Tiffany Kingston! They sound like the perfect F/O's to spend my 21'st with (of course irl I'm very grateful and happy with being able to celebrate with my roommate ^^). Norman and RJ... Oh gosh, they made my heart melt. And Audrey and Jerry!!! The perfect end to a perfect day ^^ and Harper and Russ throwing their own celebrations for me? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I have no words. I love them all!!!

Also... Um... Don't ask me how or why I got this urge. It's so dumb, I know, but... I decided to take a picture of my outfit today because I got giddy thinking about my F/Os' reactions. Don't look at me 🙈

Today is the day for a lot of changes. Hopefully, I don't delete this post and throw my phone out tomorrow morning 😅😅😅 but uh. Yeah. I was wearing this today and would have worn this with any of them 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ goodbye now-

[felicidalex]

Robert Mukes liked this on Instagram and I feel completely normal about this, not freaking out, nope, not at all

[thatweirdbitchjax]

House of 1000 Corpses/3 From Hell Masterlist

Stories

MechFox

Incorrect Quotes

Reader Driftwood

Powdered Donuts

Just Listennn

Witchcraft

Headcannons

Runaway

Mental Child

Dear Angel

[whooambouttamakeanameformyself]

Howdy! I'm here to give you some Rufus Firefly fluff! I love the 6'10" bear man and I think we need some fluff. Enjoy :)

(Gn reader.)

A first date and new feelings.

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It was Captain Spaulding that introduced you to Rufus "RJ" Firefly. (You'd been working for Spaulding for a while and he simply decided you needed a friend... or more.)

Rufus is a very large and quiet man, very intimidating the first time you met him if you were being honest. However, once you got to know him you realized that he was really nice! He didn't talk much but he loved to listen to you talk about your interests.

As you two got to know each other more he found himself excitedly waiting for the next time he'd go to Captain Spaulding's to see you. When he'd visit You'd spend your whole break chatting with Rufus, talking about the music you liked and showing him a few of the sketches you'd done (him insisting he keep the ones you were going to throw away), in turn listening to him talk about his dog Brutus and his family. He always kept talk about his family very brief, happy to talk more about his dog or the cars he tinkered with.

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One cool evening as you were getting off work, getting ready do head home, you were stopped in the parking lot by Rufus. "Howdy, Y/N. I was wonderin' if you'd like to ride the backroads with me tonight?" He flashed you a nervous smile, clearly worried he might've come on too strong.

You think for a second before nodding. "Sure! Let me just put my beer in my truck." You smiled softly, quickly unlocking your truck, putting your beer in the floorboards on the passenger side before closing and locking your truck.

You returned to Rufus who was now standing beside his pickup truck. "You ready?" He asked, fishing the keys out of his pocket. You nodded, hopping in the passenger seat of his truck, watching the giant man you'd grown to adore get behind the wheel.

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Driving down those back roads, music blasting, the windows down... it was magical. Such a simple thing, but it made you feel so free. After about an hour of driving Rufus pulls off the road and into an empty field, turning off the truck before getting out. You followed him out of the truck, standing beside him, leaning against the hood. Both of you were quiet, nothing really needed to be said, the two of you spent what felt like forever looking up at the stars. You look up at Rufus, still able to see his silhouette in the darkness, he seemed so content out here, no loud fighting or screaming, just the sounds of the wind, the cicadas, and the crickets. You move to wrap your arms around his torso, hugging him lightly. You could feel him tense up, not use to people touching him, but relaxing once he realized you weren't trying to hurt him. You felt him wrap his arms around you, hearing his heart beat speeding up.

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You and Rufus ended up back in the cab of the truck, getting ready to head back to Spaulding's so you could head home. Neither of you wanted this night to end.

He put the key into the ignition but stopped, glancing over at you...

You looked perfect....

The pale moonlight illuminated you, giving you an almost heavenly glow.

Without thinking he reached over, gently grabbing your chin, turning you to look at him. You gave him a slightly confused look, but you weren't left confused for long because the next thing you knew his lips were on yours. His lips locked with yours like perfect puzzle pieces, the kiss causing the butterflies in your stomach to go crazy.

The kiss deepened quickly.

His free arm wrapped around your waist, pulling you closer, the hand on your chin moving yo hold the back of your head.

You found your own hands tangling themselves in his long dark hair, gently tugging at it, earning a few soft noises from him.

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The make-out session left you both breathless and love drunk.

Tired too.

You checked your watch and to your shock it was 3 am. "Damn, is it really 3am?" You asked, letting out a soft yawn. "Do ya want me to take ya home?" Rufus asked, looking at you sadly. He would have offered to take you back to his house but he knew just how bad his family could be to outsiders.

Then he got an idea.

He got out of the truck, going around to the passenger side. With a little bit of a struggle you both managed to settle into a good position. Him in the passenger seat and you on his lap, his arms around you, holding you protectively. That's how you both fell asleep.

Surprisingly the first good sleep you both got in a very long time.

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You were the first to wake up, your eyes landing on Rufus's sleeping face. He was extremely handsome. Then your watch beeped causing you to look at it.

Shit.

Almost 1 pm... definitely late for work.

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Hope this was okay! I really want to do more Rufus content but I wanted to start with some fluff before I get into the more violent murdery stuff lol.