#RIGHT IN MY COOCHIE

[blkkizzat]

DEAR GOD IM BEGGING U TO LOOK AT THIS GHOST FACE CHOSO it’s by @ einruji07 on twt 😻 he reminds me of ur choso

KIMINODSECLKSJCNSK!! POOKIES!!! oml 😩🩷

im not gonna be okay for a min onsklcndlvjndj!!!!! this art!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS IS SOOOOO GHOSTFACE!CHOSO!!!!

putting this one in the spank bank fr! does this artist have a pateron? lemme go find out and subscribe lmfaooo.

tysm for blessing me babe i hope u are having a good day so far and stay hydrated beautiful1!!!!🥹🥹💕

[merakiui]

the announcement of the twst anime calls for proper celebration!!!! and so,,,, is it time i finally write ✨ the fic ✨ ?

[yougyattabekidding]

i forgot last month was pride month... ERMMM UHHH BUTCH TAKEDA ATTACK!!

T4T ASHMAS RAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

POLY ASHSYMAS RAAAAHH!!!!!!!!

(unrelated butt, is Tomas x Ashrah's ship name... AngelDust...😰😰) I

DEMI AROACE TAKEDA (IT'S LQ AND IT'S FUNNY)

[paigegetsmewetter]

One quick simple question .. do you eat 🐱? 🥰🥰🥰

[mushiemellows]

May I please request for the drunken love confessions ummm. Lucci/Kaku and 1?

(For Drunken Love Confession prompts, still accepting requests)

"I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid. It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?"

“Blueno! Another!” Kaku called from the other end of the bar. “Wait! W-wait, wait, wait! Two more!”

“I’m cutting you off soon,” their tender squinted but poured two more mugs of beer regardless. The glasses slid down the bar top, only sloshing when picked up by drunken receivers. 

Hattori pecked at the frothing head of the drink. “We don’t have work tomorrow!” The bird called. Blueno only rolled his eyes at the pointless act. 

“Y-you don’t have to keep—to keep doing that. Everyone’s l-left for the night, ’s just—it’s just us. Yes? Yes,” Kaku hazily nod to the man next to him at the bar. He grinned wide and took off his Galley-La baseball cap, attempting to place it atop his partner’s top hat.

Rob Lucci snorted into the foam of his glass. It sprayed like snow over his cheeks, into his beard, and onto his bird. He reached for a cocktail napkin, but the other man was faster on the draw. 

“L-look at this mess! What the hell did-did you do that for?” The blond laughed as he wiped the other man’s face down. From sharp brows, over dark curls, along the cut of his jaw, and down to the swirl of his beard. He retreated once the beer had been mostly mopped up, though he was not nearly brave enough to go for the drops that lingered on lips. 

“Thanks for the help, idiot,” the pigeon chirped again. 

“Stop it!” 

The shipwright fell forward, forehead to the sticky bartop, face buried in his bare arms. “No, fuck you,” Hattori seemed to answer on his behalf, though his coworker knew that was far from the truth. 

“Fuck me? No, fuck you!” Kaku shoved the body in encouragement to sit up again. 

Lucci turned his head to stare blearily out at his long-time fellow agent. They gazed at each other for a long moment of silence, sitting in something like drunken telepathy. "I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid,” he purred, his own voice from his own throat and his own lips. “It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?”

His hand reached out, making Kaku back up on instinct. “Wh-what?” 

“Why does it look like that? It just…” Lucci mused and tapped the other man’s long nose. It wobbled back and forth like a door stop, making him burst into further laughter. 

“What the hell?! S-stop that!” Kaku reached to cover his nose with both hands. “My face isn’t stupid, your face is stupid, stupid! Who the hell grows a beard like that?” 

“I like my beard, what’s wrong with my beard?”

“It’s stupid!”

“Well, at least I can shave! You can’t do shit to fix that stupid nose!” He laughed at his partner. 

“Fuck you, I like my nose! I like it, alright? It’s-it’s…it’s my nose! It’s fine! I’m a fan of my stupid nose!”

“So you admit it’s stupid.” 

“No, fuck you!” Kaku laughed into another chug of his beer. 

“Fuck you!”

“No, really, fuck you!” 

Lucci grinned in dark victory, “well, then what the hell are we still doing here?” 

[daddythe-clitsucker]

Come over so I can eat you out until 6 in the morning 😩😋

[meatheadmutt]

why am i having to hold a gun to googles head to show me articles on the long term effects of hormonal birth control on the endocrine system in adult patients who began usage as a teenager

[number1blueoakfan]

my uterus shedding makes me geek out because the mood swings get quadrupled because im bipolar and then it triggers the splitting and then it’s an evil voracious cycle of destruction

[kissitbttr]

Your blog is amazing and you deserve the sloppiest head for all the amazing work you do

OH MY GOD?!? THIS IS SO BDJDNDJDJSJS LEMME KISS UUUUU

[blkkizzat]

Can you rate these men from a scale of one to ten blind edition I just wanna see if any if them suit your type ?

OHHHH-HOHOHO! I LOVEEEE THIS GAME 💕🤭

first tall dark and handsome is my TYPEEEEEE so the fact they already all have black hair is is *chef's kiss*

definitely 8, i love a man in a suit and glasses. giving dark haired nanami like he doesnt take any shit and handles business.

6.5? don't get me wrong he's hawt but i think given his delinquent looks he'd go up to like a 9 at least with some piercings and some tats. love the long hair but clip the bangs back or gimme a man bun and he'd deffffff be daddy.

10000000! THE SCAR! THE HAIR TIED BACK! LOOK AT HOW BUFFFF HE ISSSS THE SCRUFFFF ARGHHHDSJBDJ!!!! THE SUIIIIIT THE HERMES BELTTTT. IM ON MY KNEEEES MY KNEEEESSSS. I WANNA SQUEEZE HIS TITS SO BADDDDD JDJHDJHD WHERE IS THIS MAN FROM!?!? IM GONNA GIVE HIM THE SLOPPIEST GAWK GAWK CHOKE ONNIT TOPPY. JUST VIOLATE MY THROAT DADDY EUHALDIHALDFJHLDFK.

[hijackalx]

using a stick to viciously beat off the idea that letting astarion take everything from me would fix me

[deathinfeathers-a]

Maybe she'll sign up for that clown pagent, just for a chance to meet him.

[dogwise]

Actually both Louis and Armand are fantasizing about Lestat whilst in bed with one another

[decayingt33thh]

I accidentally referred to pubes as coochie carpet. I think I should just start saying this now

[steddieme]

in most fics i've read robin is grossed out when steve talks about his sex life, which is probably far more in character for her, but hear me out

imagine them discussing literally everything. like having no boundaries whatsoever.

one day robin mentions she's never seen a dick and she's curious what all the fuss is about.

robin: you have one

steve: yeah...?

robin: so show me

steve: ??

steve: sure, why not

when steve pulls down his pants, robin just stares at him with a blank face

robin: that's... it?

steve: what do you mean that's it??

robin: it looks sad

steve: ??? well, it's not hard rn, obviously???

robin: ugh, boring

steve: you want me to show you my hard dick?? is that what's happening rn?

robin: i mean yeah?

steve: your judgemental face is forever burned into my mind. i don't think i'll ever be able to get hard again.

then robin bursts into his room like a week later

robin: steve, you're a slut-

steve: hey!

robin: so you know your way around a vagina, right?? i need you to tell me if i have a rash or not

steve: do you not own a handheld mirror?

robin: i'm freaking out so much, i can't make a sound observation rn

steve: *sigh* alright

turns out robin does indeed have a rash and steve takes her to the doctor

at one point they lose all shame. steve regularly air dries while robin hangs out in his room. robin makes steve do her monthly breast self-exam. they check each other for ticks.

when steve and eddie start dating steve tells robin literally everything. robin knows way too much about eddie and she loves it.

robin comes over for movie night, eddie is already there

robin: how was your day?

steve: we slept in, then eddie fucked me, it was great-

eddie: *chokes*

steve: then we cooked lunch, there are some leftovers in the fridge, go ahead and eat. yours?

eddie: ???

robin: ugh, don't get me started-

eddie: wait wait wait, how did you just say that so casually?

stobin: ???

eddie: that i fucked you??

steve: i tell robin everything. i told you that. you said that's fine.

eddie: i didn't know that included our sex life?

steve: why wouldn't it? ... wait, oh no, are you not okay with that?? i'm sorry, i thought you knew??

eddie: oh no, it's fine! it just surprised me is all. y'all are real freaks, carry on

stobin: okay then

robin freaks out before her first date with a girl

robin: what if my vagina looks weird???

steve: are you planning to fuck her on the first date, buckley? and how many times do i have to tell you your vagina looks absolutely normal??

robin: no, i'm not, but it's still a valid concern!!! what if my vagina looks hideous to girls??

eddie, the silent observer: lol

steve: what are you even talking about... a vagina is a vagina, vagina lovers love all vaginas

robin: stop saying vagina

steve: vagina vagina vagina-

robin tackles him and they end up wrestling until steve yields

steve: okay okay,, as someone who's seen his fair share of coochies

robin: that's even worse

steve: yours looks perfectly fine.

eddie: wait, you've seen it?

stobin, staring at him: ...

eddie: right, dumb question