#RESSURECTED JUST TO DIE

[batmobilestires]

THERES NO WAY THEY JUST KILLED JASON TODD AGAIN 😭😭

[geniemillies]

this dumb doodle i found lying around 🧍🏻‍♀️..

haven't gotten to that point in my fic yet bc i write every once in a blue moon but i like to think that they were being sillies in hybern trying their best not to be stressed because the king is always watching..

niamh always wears mask, i haven't drawn her in a mask until now bc masks are the bane of my existence 🗣🗣🗣💥💥💥 and i prefer drawing her pretty face..

my hc is that jurian is just so out of pocket-ly weird he weirds out all the fae in hybern castle to the point that they just avoid him. all the daemati hate him bc he's always thinking about the nastiest shit ever 24/7. even king of hybern thinks he's a strange little gremlin thing, 'the cauldron might've scrambled his brains best have him around for entertainment'- KoH probably. being the only reason why he's alive today 😌

[comas-are-for-sleeping]

anyway do u think deadpool and wolverine is on streaming yet i need to find that on a totally legal website soon

as of saturday night IT IS NOT !!! which sucks and they lied

i know it is on the totally legal website soaper.tv or whatever its called ;)

ok coming back to here after writing all the tags thirty tag limit?? that is wild to me i didnt know that existed

[warlordfelwinter]

my unmodded boy

[painonthebrain]

Also, bonus question, does what role the character play affect how you feel about their death or if they were to die? For example, a whumper dying vs a whumpee dying or a caretaker dying

[vyragosa]

it’s not funny guys because i literally got winded and acted like i had not been stanning daily for 4 years limbo watching

THE NA STREAM ANNOUNCING DOUMAN?!!!!!! I ALREADY EXPERIENCED IT TWO YEARS PRIOR, I HAD BEEN POSTING NEAR DAILY ABOUT THEM and still i got completely winded and legimately on my knees like never seen before

you guys don’t want to know how i will react to seeing higgs-amelie merely walk like this you don’t want to know.

[llatimeria]

Ok extremely funny story I didn't know about until watching the summoning salt video

the world champion of nes tetris in 2018 was a kid named Joseph Saelee. he was doing a great job and kicked so much ass at tetris, but unfortunately he came down with a condition widely known as "being sixteen years old", so he decided to fuck around and make a second account with a new persona, 1975TylerP, a guy named Tyler from Germany who claimed he got 1.3 million points way back in the 90s, which was... to put it gently, it was a fucking bold claim. in 2019, the known WR score was just over 1.2 million. so, to prove his skill, he went to enter a tournament as Tyler and whoopsie daisies he got the world record highest score in tetris history, 1.29 million. under a fake name. as some random fucking guy.

imagine you're a retro tetris enthusiast in 2019 and you've heard of every elite tetris player in the scene and some random asshole pops up in the discord, claims he got an extremely suspicious, obviously fake score. you write him off as a troll. then he posts a video of himself beating the world record out of fucking nowhere.

and then it turned out that it was actually a teenager who already obliterated the classic tetris world championship. he just wanted to fuck around with the community and decided to roll with it when he got the world record score. teenagers. I swear to fucking god.

So apparently the pro-Tetris scene is exploding right now because a 13 year old nerd just reached the game's true killscreen for the first time ever

[theotheristhedoctor]

This is the highest compliment I can bestow, but Dungeon Meshi reads like it was written for, if not by, Terry Pratchett.

Oh, you have a dungeon with monsters and adventurers? How does it work? Who pays? How do you get enough supplies? People will eat anything when hungry; do they eat the monsters? People will cook feasts from rotten meat and weeds; what feasts can you make with monsters?

By the way, here is a terrible pun about soup.

You want heroes to have peril, but also to live? Easy! Just have a ressurection spell. Well how does it work? What's the point? What would people give to live forever? What would people give to die?

Here's a dwarf whose magical shield is a wok.

And if they come back, it still hurts right? Do people remember? What happens if they forget that, outside of the dungeon, they can't come back? What if the thing that brings them back also ties them to the dungeon more and more, changes them, makes them different without knowing why.

Whilst you were thinking about that, the halfling founded an adventurers guild. It's an actual union with dues etc. btw he's a deadbeat dad apart from this.

The dwarf from earlier carries familial trauma that will haunt you for the next decade. The protagonist holds his sister's skull as the first proof that there is anything left of her. The two female leads share a love so deep that giving it a name would pollute it. The protagonist's sword is a mollusc.

[chai-en-kaadhale]

no bc hear me out what if fyodor was duncan idaho

[ame-chansalt]

IM GONNA KMS IM GONNA KMS IM GONNA KMS IM GONNA KMS I HATE MY MOM SO MUCH I HOOE SHE DIES OR I HOPE I DIE KILLL MEEEEEE MY LIFE FUCKING SUCKS RN I WANNA DIE SO BAD

[augrev]

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

[potatochipflavor]

Dnd character that has a potential of 950 hp. 380 from Con and Tough at level 20 (not too far away are level 19 now) and then has 19% chance to crit, has bloodfury tattoo (4d6 necrotic damage 10 timesand that amount heals you) so decent chance to have an extra ~280 healing (3.5x40 for d6 averagesx2 for crits) and 290 damage from dragon polymorph ability. This doesn't take into account damage reductions from raging, either, so in a purely physical fight I'd have around to 1,230 hp. Now these are just averages, actually value is somewhere between 916 and 1165 depending on my luck. But still. That's a little bit. But that's over a prolonged fight assuming I hit 10 crits (again 19%chance three attacks a turn total single turn chance for one crit: ~47% chance (champion feat critting on 19&20, reckless attack giving advantage) landing three crits in a turn (done it before nuked that boss) is a. A fucking. 0.69% chance. Nice.

[claire-starsword]

[randomwritingdrabbles]

Qijiu is just so fated soulmates coded that if you want to ship either of them with anyone else then u gotta get creative and make the other an asshole somehow... or go hard on the brothers route but that always ends up feeling clunky and wrong.

Though, YQY's enabling does actually cause more harm than good in the great scheme of things even if he is the definition of ride or die. He also doesn't tend to speak up where he should, like if you were talking shit about ur co-worker, ur boss really should step in to avoid a hostile working environment; but our failwife YQY overcorrects cus he has no idea what is morally correct for SQQ cus dude just sees everything SQQ does as totally reasonable. (Liu Qingge: "HE TRIED TO MURDER ME!" Yue Qingyuan, remembering the time that SQQ got so mad he kicked YQY off a cliff: *happy sigh* "yea he does that ☺️")

Also my boy is hella obsessed and would 100% take the 'I'm scared of not meaning something to xiao jiu even if that meaning is hatred' purely to keep SQQ thinking about him. Like if SQQ started treating him with the indifference he treats the other peak lords YQY would burst into tears and then spend every ensuing hour to figure out how to get his xiao jiu to treat him special again even if that meant doing shit that he knows pissed him off (like gifts or lingering around qing jing peak for literally any random reason).

tbh i dunno why so many sj apologists are anti-yqy. because like????? he is your mascot. he was the originator. the head honcho of excusing sj's levels of unmitigated villainy. look into my eyes and tell me that qi ge wouldn't blush and kick his feet if he saw xiao jiu commit murder. actually we don't NEED to imagine bc jiumei did just that and yue qi just grabbed his hand and ran, no thoughts head empty. arson? child abuse?? yue qi doesn't care. whatever makes xiao jiu happy <3

[ourg0dsal]

Gideon Nav CANNOT Die. Hold on- I know... but give me one second and I'll explain.

So, as I said before Gideon Nav cannot die, or at least her body can't. Cause clearly (spoiler warning) Gideon Nav died at the end of Gideon the Ninth. There is no avoiding that.

But! If you have read all the books GtN, HtN, and NtN including all of the accompanying short stories (tho I will admit I have not read The Mysterious Study of Dr. Sex yet) then there is a better understanding of the timeline of the whole story outside of just what the three main books give you. Specifically and especially with Gideon's body. But also there are many times In Gideons life were she has faced near death events or events that she should not have survived from and still was breathing on the other side.

To go in chronological order of these events, when she was first born she was found in a container held by the air depraved suit of her mother. And while ofc In the book it does state that her mother had redirected her air supply to Gideon, but it is simply being stated to cover all my bases.

Then the 200 sons and daughters massacre when Gideon was 1 (or 2 im not sure) when she inhaled poisonous air without dying. Which led ofc to the Reverend Mother and Father fearing the ground she walked. And this is a big one because, it literally creates waves in the plot. It's a defining point of Harrow and Gideons relationship. That Gideon did not die when she was supposed to.

Later in the story Gideon talks with Pal when she believes Harrow to be a murderer and openly admits to him that "she nearly killed me a half dozen times growing up" which obviously in context was to emphasize on the brutal relationship between her and Harrow. But this could also be other times where miraculously Gideon survived death when she shouldn't have. Because as we know from the first confrontation between Harrow and Gideon. Harrow doesnt hold back for her.

Finally of all the events where Gideon escapes death, this one actually happens within the main story of Gideon the Ninth. When Harrow siphons from Gideon to retrieve one of the challenge keys. And at the end when Gideon passes out, it is narrated ""ha-ha," said Gideon, "first time you didn't call me Griddle," AND DIED." Now, this could obviously just be the snarkiness of Gideon narrating. Or something incredibly clever left behind by Tamsyn Muir for a book series that is so clearly meant to be reread. But ofc to do my rounds the next line after does state "well, passed out. But it felt a hell of a lot like dying." But then immediately after "wake up had an air of ressurection." Which honestly feels like Tamysn Muir teasing the readers at this point. The question then becomes rather, which one was the tease and which one was foreshadowing/ evidence.

Now the point of listing all of these events is that in all of these cases the chances of death are so incredibly high that for most its a miracle she's alive. Ofc most notably for the siphoning trial and the poision gas, but none the less there is proof within the written story and and out that Gideon has looked death in face and moved on with maybe a headache. And it wasn't just in her child hood this is something she can just do. Some recreated in the written story! Because as Pal said. Even with the siphoning challenge done perfectly the chances of leaving Cam with severe brain damage was far to high. And Gideon didn't even suffer that.

Sadly, despite all these Gideon gets to the final battle and fights Cytherea and does die. At the hands of a particularly pointy fence. Or was it truly the fence that did her in? Rather than the lyctorship ritual that was started seconds afterwards.

My full theory, isnt just that Gideon Nav can't die. It's that Gideon Nav wouldn't have been able to die... If Harrow hadn't sucked her soul out. There are at the very least 8 seperate events that Gideon should have died, two of which were nearly gauranteed, but she was ended by a piece of metal. Yes, a very well placed piece a metal, but the point still up to that point she had faced worse a came out unscathed.

If Harrow had not completed the lyctor ritual, Gideon would not have died. Wether or not through resurrection or simply walking it off. Gideon's body has some sort of necromantic attributes to it that keep her alive. We see this in the Untitled Entry short story with Judith Deuteros that describes Gideons body, as it does not rot, cannot be injured, cannot be fed to animals forced or otherwise. And that is all before Jod ever gets a look at the body, because otherwise he would have known Gideon was his daughter before the later events of Harrow the Ninth.

And ofc during the first challenge when Harrow uses Gideon as her eyes to be able to see the construct in the other room and Gideon is able to see the thanergetic signatures that Harrow remarks should be impossible. (I assume because the process is Harrow extracting information (Gideons eyesight) from Gideon and so Gideon should not also be receiving information (the ability to see the signatures)) unless Gideon had some form of necromantic abilities, which she was tested for as a kid and apparently did not have. Alongside not having the correct attitude to be a nun of the ninth. And so we can round it out to be her body being naturally necromantic leaving Gideon without the ability to use it. (Which Is a jump from the actual point we are attempting to use, but for now this stops us from assuming Gideon as any sort of necromantic ability which is a theory all on its own. One that I personally have no evidence for or against)

Now, that I have hopefully made both my Ap Lit and Lang teachers proud with my 3 am essay, I must give you the real tragedy of Gideon the Ninth. Had Gideon not died, had Harrow been unable to complete the lyctor ritual for emotional reasons or otherwise, had Harrow not become a lyctor and killed cytherea. Gideon would have had to watch Harrow and Cam be killed, possibly even Corona, Judith and Ianthe. And then to be used for Cythereas own motives. Tamysn Muir beautifully set up the story so that the best possible outcome could have happened. Had Gideon not died. Everyone else would have. And "Camilla the sixth was no idiot" cam knew and accepted this whereas Harrow never would have. And so the unkillable Gideon had to die, and forcing Harrows hand was the only way to do it.

[aveloka-draws]

if the cult does ressurections and stuff, how do the followers feel about the whole thing? i'd wager the process is now normalized but does it feel odd to die over and over only to always come back? or is it just a regular tuesday and no one stays up at night thinking abt it lmao

how does the lamb feel about having that power over their followers?

i love your art!!

I imagine the first ressurrections are the most confusing/painful to them. I love that the game added a catatonic and cursed state cause I guess it would be pretty mindbreaking for some. Their teachings aim to prevent those things probably.