#had to do some math

[legionofpotatoes]

Lead them to paradise.

[potatochipflavor]

Dnd character that has a potential of 950 hp. 380 from Con and Tough at level 20 (not too far away are level 19 now) and then has 19% chance to crit, has bloodfury tattoo (4d6 necrotic damage 10 timesand that amount heals you) so decent chance to have an extra ~280 healing (3.5x40 for d6 averagesx2 for crits) and 290 damage from dragon polymorph ability. This doesn't take into account damage reductions from raging, either, so in a purely physical fight I'd have around to 1,230 hp. Now these are just averages, actually value is somewhere between 916 and 1165 depending on my luck. But still. That's a little bit. But that's over a prolonged fight assuming I hit 10 crits (again 19%chance three attacks a turn total single turn chance for one crit: ~47% chance (champion feat critting on 19&20, reckless attack giving advantage) landing three crits in a turn (done it before nuked that boss) is a. A fucking. 0.69% chance. Nice.

[jabberwockypie]

I lived, bitches.

[sprolden]

aled mention in heartstopper now they're at 6th form makes me feel unwell .... i think i sent you an ask about this forever ago but i literally feel like i'm grieving a dead character when he's Right There. he's coming up on probably the worst year of his life and his friends have no idea!! they'll have no idea when it happens!! and my osemanverse timeline knowledge is a little scattered but i'm pretty sure at this point in heartstopper aled's sister has already left home? so he's all alone with his mother and literally no one knows and he hasn't even met frances yet ....... aled last you are everything to me

LITERALLY EXACTLYYYYY...... aled's prescence in heartstopper is such an unexpected sad detail :( i always think ab that moment where aled and charlie discuss daniel but aled first has to explain who daniel is. and it's framed very casually but like daniel is such a massive part of aled's life! and yet charlie doesn't even know about his existence!!!!???!!! ALED TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS PLEASE... THEY LOVE YOU...........

and yes you're right that carys is already gone by this point-- she left when they were 15, and currently it's nick's 18th birthday (september) in the comic which means aled had his 16th birthday the month before (august). the worst thing that could happen to him has already happened and now it is only going to get worse for a few years. and all we can do as a reader is just watch him deteriorate in the background of someone else's story bc he's not yet at a point where he can do anything about it. incredibly upsetting

[grandwretch]

been thinking a lot about those hcs about steve bullying eddie and i'm pretty sure the math just does not check out on any level

like okay so first of all, steve absolutely would not be bullying someone older than him in his freshman and sophomore years, especially because in the way puberty hits teen boys, there is no way eddie wasn't probably taller and bigger than him in those years.

and like, yeah, he was more of an asshole in his junior year, but he was only a junior for four months before the demogorgon. so that means that everything you want steve to be responsible for vis a vis eddie's trauma has to be within that four months.

it's especially egregious when the only person we actually see steve bully is jonathan, who is a sophomore at the time. a sophomore who kicked steve's ass, btw. which probably means steve wasn't physically bullying seniors and escaping unscathed.

also it seems to be an equally popular trope that steve bullied gareth and gareth hates steve the most out of all eddie's friends, which is like... okay, gareth is, i think, a junior at the time of s4? which means he would have been a freshman in steve's junior year. which, yeah, sets him in steve's prime bullying demographic, but can i just remind everyone that steve wasn't even with that crowd for his entire first semester of junior year?

it seems incredibly unlikely that gareth got bullied by steve personally in fall '83 and then held on to that grudge for the rest of high school, especially after seeing firsthand steve's fall from popularity and then spending almost a whole year in school without him.

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 99

i have NEARLY finished the skirt for my ren faire fit i just gotta get a few finishing details added and also get the undershirt bleached (bc i got a bunch of makeup on it at last years fair and shit Stained) but THEN i can show yall the final fit!!

[queenlua]

every time i hear a casual gender essentialism i inch ever closer to achieving my final form & transforming fully into a bird & pecking someone's eyes out

this is true whether it's coming from my redneck boomer uncle or whether it's coming from a woo-crystals urban millennial btw

[unnonexistence]

one of my friends is a biologist & i was really amused hearing some of her stories yesterday because they put into context just how believable newt's kaiju drift is as Shit A Biologist Would Do. like my friend has personally met both a guy who got infected with a botfly larva and didn't do anything to remove it (because he just didn't mind), and another guy who identified a tapeworm species by intentionally exposing himself to it (he had it narrowed down to 2 species and needed to know if it was the one that would infect humans) (it was)

[leprechaunsthings]

This is how I like to think Iceberg met Bright

Trascript for the Comic

Panel 1

Gears: Doctor Iceberg, this is my Senior, Doctor Jack Bright

Panel 4

Icebeg: wait

Panel 5

Iceberg: how old are you man?

Panel 6

Bright: About 110 years five or take

Panel 7

Iceberg is ranting angerly aboht how old Bright is.

Gears: Doctor Iceberg, please respect your elders.

[chris-ind-sky]

Tw: blood and despiction of injuries!!!

Yeah!!!! Angel!!! save us all!!!!!!

Mfw when you have to stay strong bc your crush is fucking dying

I swear to God I love all @lunarleonardo fics, but love letter has a special spot on my heart!!!!

So sorry if the Shuichi injuries are not that accurate, I was drawing him normally and then I realized 'wait...he doesn't have an ear...' and couldn't check cuz THERE'S NO ENERGY HERE

Also, I think (as mitski fan) that I Will (my favorite mitski song) is perfect for Kokichi/Shuichi's dynamic here (One of my fav ships, in one of my fav fics) so yeah, I'm totally unbiased :)

It's really interesting the themes of codependency, specially w/ Shuichi & Kokichi (AND TSUMUGI TOO, but that really hurt to read I was sobbing ;;, )

Close up under the cut ^^

[steakout-05]

medic tf2 doodles?!?!?? in this economy!???!?!? (art from yesterday)

most gentle and sweet middle aged german man in the whole entire world smile vs planning to swap all of your organs with a series of interconnected frogs smile

a doodle i did of Medic and Archimedes.... he looks too round in this drawing, not smug and evil enough..... also Mitzi from the RAE appearance :D

i LOVE the voicelines Medic has with Haunted Archimedes, he's not disturbed or even slightly put off by the fact that his zombified dove is 1. talking and 2. has a violent and constant craving for brains. he's just like. being a slightly irritated pet owner about it. he's just like "ugh yes archimedes vants all zhe brains doesn't he. now shut up". also i think this is the most on-model medic drawing i've ever done wtf

[cadaverre]

does anyone else ever get into a studying mood or is that js me

[queenbeehistoria]

sweet girl — historia's daughter

notes | i was having brain rot about historia's daughter. she is actually so adorable, and i find it a crime that there is barely anything about her. this is yumihisu centre as well. and to make things for fun, this is set in the 2000s. my girl is an early 2000s baby.

tip: the underline means a link :)

historia named her baby girl after her half-sister, freida.

ymir didn't come around until freida was three. ymir "can't stand kids" but the second freida comes up to her, ymir is so quick to play with her

freida was a barbie girl. she got anything barbie related. ymir tried to get her a bratz doll, but freida kept trying to eat the shoes.

she couldn't get polly pockets either because she tried to eat the clothes on multiple occasions.

one in a million is historia and freida's song. whenever freida's upset, historia just turns that song on & starts singing to her.

my girl is ymir & freida's song.

until the end of time is THEIR SONG. ymir and freida would be dancing to it & then historia comes in to check up on them. ymir just gets all soft and dances with her two favorite girls

ymir dances with her in the living room singing my girl, and the biggest smile comes across freida's face

miss freida was SPOILED.

freida would point at something & ymir would be like "you not getting that." (she is)

historia would just ask freida why she wants it before getting it for her

do NOT separate that girl from her momma

freida will scope the scenery & if she do not see blonde hair & blue eyes, she will start crying

eren, mikasa, and armin babysat freida. this girl do not like eren. eren pick her, she don't even cry. she just gives him this mean ass stank eye. she basically be telling him "put me tf down" in babbles

she's okay with mikasa because they have tea parties & play dolls.

when the eremikamin first babysat freida, she started crying like twenty mins in because she started to realize her mom wasn't there. eren & mika tried to calm her down but nothing was working. freida looked at armin, stopped crying, and just ran to him like "mama!"

the same thing happened when the titan trio watched over her.

berth makes her feel like a giant whenever he puts her on his shoulders. playing wise: she likes bertholdt the most. she always asks for ups when she's with him

THIS GIRL CANNOT STANDDD REINER

freida would be talking in her toddler speech but when reiner even brings his big ass hands near her to pick her up, you'll hear the clearest "NO!"

and when she lets him pick her up, she starts crying immediately and doesn't stop until he puts her down.

eren gets the stank eye, reiner gets the stank face. he can't play with her or nothing. like he would try to play dolls with her and she would snatch them away. she do not like that man 😭

freida starts crying because her mom isn't there. annie comes out of her room & freida sees her. she immediately sprints to annie saying "mommy!"

annie confused as fuck because she is not this girl's mom but she goes along with her.

freida is literally a parrot. people have to watch what they say around her because she WILL repeat it if it sounds like something fun to say. so, historia & ymir try not to curse around her

connie did NOT catch the memo. he was watching freida with sasha & connie. funny enough, she lasts longer & with the trio that doesn't have blonde hair or blue eyes. like they're her favorite.

connie said: "you were an ugly ass baby, but you're adorable now." freida smiled and yelled out "UGLY ASS!" over and over.

when freida learns a new word, she just repeats it over and over. like that word is on loop. so connie had this baby yelling 'ugly ass' on repeat

sasha tried to distract her by asking her to say words like flower, puppy, etc. it lasted for like three seconds before freida started cursing again.

connie accidentally said fuck & shit. freida looked at him before spamming "FUCK SHIT!" jean was stressed out.

they managed to get her to stop the cursing. historia & ymir come home & everything seems fine. historia picks freida up. it's fine until freida looks at historia & goes "mommy, mommy! FUCK SHIT!"

levi, hange, and erwin is freida's least favorite babysitters. hange is fun but she loses freida all the time.

levi & erwin will have her watching crashbox ALL DAY. crashbox is fun but when you watch it all day, every day? and they be having her watch them pbs documentaries too. just education all damn day. like why are you trying to teach toddler multiplication.

babysitting chronicles aside, freida had princess themed bday parties.

like i said, my girl was spoiled so she had them big, poofy dresses with the big ass cake too.

bday parties was the only time freida allowed reiner to come over and be around her. still not allowed to pick her up though.

freida does this thing where if historia & ymir don't like something, SHE doesn't like them either.

the whole reason why freida doesn't like reiner is because ymir doesn't like reiner. and it's the same thing with eren. all ymir said was "i don't like eren that much." freida's mind said fuck eren too.

freida had those big ass barbie dream houses as a kid. she had the trailer too.

freida also had one of those cup things where you could put food in it

ymir tried teaching her spanish. freida only knows a couple words.

freida wanted to be like hitch growing up. miss dreyse was literally the girl with the apple bottom jeans & the boots with the fur. she had that shit ONNNN

when she met hitch for the first time & she wore a pink juicy tracksuit, freida knew who she was at young age

hitch gave freida makeovers all the time

and she brought her toys. them barbies was dressed DOWN.

freida got hella outfits but when ymir dresses her, she got her out here looking like fucking soulja boy.

ymir & historia was freida's first introduction to love. seeing them just be in love was special to freida. she always thought her mom deserved the love she seen in the movies, a fairytale love. freida had never historia more happier than when she's with ymir. that alone made freida believe in true love.

[spaghett-onaplate]

depression is really weird actually wdym i spent 2.5 years of my life in bed

[wodniars-void]

Do you guys wanna hear about my little au where Subject X (Skuld) and Bragi's ghost become friends?

They're the "what the heck happened to you kids" gang :3

[fatesundress]

do we as a society think tom riddle could do math. yes or no