#Pyro rants

[pyroweasel]

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(Nothing fun to see here, just ranting because it's midnight, I've been scrolling too long, and I'm getting too deep into my own feels)

You ever just. Feel like you've lost all ability to do like. Human things. Things you used to be able to do. Pieces of an actual personality or whatever you know used to be there somewhere.

Most of the time I don't feel like I've changed all that much over the years, on like a mental level. Like I'm not all that different now than I was in high school or college or whatever.

But then I think back and like. I used to have those half asleep funny conversations late into the night. I used to be able to carry conversations. I've never been great at starting them but I was definitely better at being part of them. I used to do more than wake up go to work come home and go back to sleep and barely feel present for any of it.

And in a lot of ways I'm comfortable. I don't like going out, I don't like being around a lot of other people, I've always preferred to be introverted and at home. But sometimes it all just feels. Idk. Shallow. Backseat to my own life. Like there's nothing here (gesturing at myself) to see.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I dunno man. I don't own a physical journal you know so now I'll just use my blog for it instead.

[dani-fox]

DAYILY REMINDER TO THE TF2 FANDOM

Pyro is a grown ass adult.

Pyro is not cannonly a child.

Pyro is a grown adult. who cannonly ran his own business, who suffers from a mental illnesses, and shouldn't be infantlised just because Pyro acts silly.

Pyro can be in a romantic relationship if you want them to be

Pyro can be aroace and not interested in romance and gender if you want them to be

Pyro can be a elderish Abomination if you want it to be

Pyro can be a cis man if you want him to be

Pyro can be a butch lesbian it you want her to be

Pyro can be in a father child relationship with engineer if you want

Just DONT push your ideologies onto others

I've seen so many posts about peaple getting mad at Texas Toast shippers for 'proshipping'

Pyro and Engineer are not cannonly in a father son relationship. Those two are grown consenting non-related adults!

So if you see Pyro and Engineer as family, that's fine just don't go into every goddam Texas Toast comment section and go "Erm actually they are father n son" because no one like you if you do that. That is why you don't get invited to partys Steve! Because you are the fun cops!

Seriously: Just don't do that bullcrap you weirdos. Not everyone thinks like you so just respect their opinion(unless its proshipping. Then don't respect the proshippers)

Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

[hidingoutbackstage]

the gang’s all here

[hopeless-5-foot-2-spiderlily]

Ayoooo! Genshin Fans!! Y'all need to archondamn read!!

Mavuika is not like Furina! Yes true both are humans BUT Furina is CURSED and WAS A GOD remember FOCALORS/FURINA basically divided herself into two, human(Furina) and divine (Focalors).

IF YOU WHO CLAIMS AS GENSHIN FAN WHO FAILS TO UNDERSTAND THE LORE OF FURINA/FOCALORS imagine this Venti sacrificing his godhood he separates his power becoming the no memory human Venti and the divine Barbatos with 100 Memory—essentially a one person with two names who separated themselves with different attributes. (ALSO VENTI IS JUST AN EXAMPLE HE IS STILL A FULL ARCHON)

ANYWAY back to Mavuika

SPOILERS!!

Natlan according to her has no species called gods, the first archon, was but a mortal man who ascended to the archon throne and from there borrowed the power of the heavens BASICALLY CELESTIA BECAUSE GNOSES IS AN OBJECT THAT DRAWS POWER FROM CELESTIA. So, yes, MAVUIKA IS A MORTAL, AND THAT MEANS MAVUIKA IS THE PYRO ARCHON, like her predecessor

If she was the pyro archon from 500 years ago, how is she still alive? She's like furi--!! NO, SHE IS NOT LIKE FURINA

Mavuika as she said sacrificed herself to the sacred flame 🔥. "EMBEDDED HER SOUL IN THE SACRED FLAME TO BE REAWAKENED 500 YEARS LATER" and that means she hasn't lived through those 500 years. She was reawakened and entered the pilgrimage and became the pyro archon once again—what hwr physical body's age is also her mental age—she died young in her previous life. OKAY IN SIMPLER THOUGHTS THINK PHOENIX die burning and reawakened from ghe ashes.

Question: why is pyro traveller not available?

I in fact don't know but from what we know we can assume that the Pyro Archon has no elemental dominion over well fire. The pyro archon draws power from the heavens but that was probably used to make the rules they currently have in Natlan which is why they can bring people back to life—specific requirements in certain areas. Like what IL CAPITANO mentioned "what is the use of the gnoses in your hands blah blah then it's up to me to make new rules for Natlan" so I concur that the sacred flame and the rules of the nation is the mortal archon's borrowed power from the heavens.

It might also be because the pyro archon is mortal and therefore their body can't withstand the entirety of the elemental dominion. Formidable but not in equal to a god in Barbatos, Moral, Baal/Beelzebub, Buer, Focalors caliber.

This is just my theory for now but it would also not explain why there are allogenes of Pyro, if the case was this to explain non pyro traveller. However, we are descenders who have elemental resonance to every element and the gnoses was made by the dragon's sovereign and the third descenders' remains and thus maybe the power is not enough to give to traveller because we're not really allogenes.

ALSO COULD ABYSS TWIN HAVE ALREADY DIED???? AND THAT'S WHY IRMINSUL COUNTED THEM AS PART OF THIS WORLD??? WHAT IF THEY DIED SOMEHOW IN NATLAN??? MAYBE THEY HAD A FORGED ANCIENT NAME LIKE WHAT MAVUIKA OFFERED TRAVELLER??? RIGHT???? IDK BUT THAT'S BEEN WEIGHING IN MY MIND SINCE NATLAN TRAILER AND I JUST FORGOT TO RANT ABOUT THAT HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M GOING 🤣 CRAZY!!

[ozzyeelz]

All of the mercs are simultaneously trans and cis (and for some, a secret third option) and that is the true experience being a queer tf2 fan

[ayothepizzahere4]

OH OKAY CAN YOU DO TF2 MERCENARIES IM A MHA WORLD. YOU CAN RANT WHATEVER YOU WANT LIKE WHAT KIND OF QUIRK WOULD WHICH TF2 MERCENARY HAVE. or like who would be civilian villian hero (let's be honest none of them would be heros lmao) etc etc go wild!!!!!

THIS WAS DEADASS AN IDEA OF MINE THANK YOU FOR THE ASK

HEAVY MOST LIKELY HAS THE USUAL, SUPER STRENGTH, SPEED MAYBE EVEN HEIGHT OR IF IM BEING A BIT HONEST I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD MOST LIKELY HAVE THE QUIRK OF TURNING INTO A TYPE OF METAL OR SOMETHING SADLY I HADN'T THOUGHT MUCH OF THIS AU SO MY ANSWERS WILL BE SOMEWHAT PLAIN SORRY

Heavy is a civilian that would help people in need if there isn't a hero nearby

NEDICCC!!!! Medic can definitely fly and has wings of a dove a HUNDRED PERCENT. He can also drink blood/eat flesh to strengthen himself kinda like Toga. Oh he can also talk to birds SPECIFICALLY :3

he's probably a villain in the hero's eyes but he's just a civilian tryna get a drink y'know (he killed many)

DEMO :33333333 Demoman has an explosion quirk where if her hits someone hard enough an explosion can happen between the two (high-five = explosion) luckily he doesn't have the quirk where his sweat can explode things

He's a civilian lets be honest he does NOT have the energy to do allat

(definitely not based off my kny post) SCOUT HAS SUPERSPEED AND IF JE RUNS FAST ENOUGH HE CAN TURN INTO A STRIKE OF LIGHTNING, TRAVELLING RLLY FAST :3 (also if he collided into someone in lightning form they are DEAD)

He's a hero for shits and giggles honestly (or just a civilian that likes to fw the hero's/villains work)

ENGINEER OMG HIIII :3

Engineer can turn into a gun/sentry. not really but he can transform PARTS of his body into guns (I know what y'all are thinking 🙁) also he has telekinesis/clairvoyance/mind control but with machines (I FORGOT WHAT THEY'RE CALLED IM SORRY ☹️😞)

Engineer is a hero!!! :3 his hero name is definitely something corny like machine man or something 😭 (I love making engineer having humor like a dad) also he had been convinced multiple times to join the villains

Honest to God I don't think he'd have a quirk ☹️ BUT if he did he'd definitely be able to make fireworks with whatever the hell typa things are in his body

Civilian, would be a villain with a quirk

He'd definitely be able to look through walls and have heightened senses if he had a quirk but I don't think he would have one honestly but I DONT CARRERE HE HAS A QUIRRRKKK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️✊✊✊

I don't think he'd be a villain but definitely not a PRO hero either so I think he just likes saving people like heavy when heroes aren't around

Pyro DEFINITELY has a quirk that can deform their body and face. Also can produce fire from their mouth!!! So coool!!! :3333

Also they think they're a hero but they're actually a villain ☹️

Invisibility. That's it. Also he can make other people have delusions :3

civilian he does NOT wanna do all that (he was forced to be a villain)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!!!

[your-bigender-big-brother]

if youre still doing requests, can you do a genderfluid Pyro tf2 flag? love yr work btw :3!

This is the first time I've gotten a request like this so I hope it turned out okay! Never got to play TF2 but I've heard some good things about it! - 💙💚

[jupiterstupiter]

Every time someone draws/writes pyro tf2 as a gay trans man, or a trans butch lesbian, or a nonbinary bi or pan or poly creature, or any of these plus being aro or ace, or being just aro/ace being the only queer part of their identity, or any mixture or combination of the above or any other queer label ive not yet mentioned, an angel gets its wings <3 hope this helps

[r1-ka]

hi genshin fandom, i come in peace,NO NO DONT RAISE THOSE PITCHFORKS,EHEM,i dont like her at all, no it isnt about her skin tone(at this point im not even surprised by hoyo), its everything idk why but im hoping for her to be someone else then the pyro archon(im delusional) LIKE MURATA IS DEAD OR SOMETHING?shitty theory uhhh murata is a phoenix real so she comes back alive trust(i realy am delusional at this point)

the outfit does not match her at ALL!!!! go back to formula 1 or something dunno

sunset shimmer called‼️‼️🗣️🗣️ she wants her hair back!!!!!

anyways her and capitano have tea parties with those plastic cups and the small tables and chairs

[pyro-the-maniac-woooo]

mod mod omg yo i just had what i think is an interesting idea

how do you think pyro would react to the cloudy with a chance of meatballs universe, specifically the later movies with the big grilled cheese and watermelon elephants and stuff?

I feel like I’m the first movie they would just be freaked out a little

Like the would think its really cool but they would not go out side with that stuff falling from the sky

Unless it’s something sweet like the ice cream snow or cotton candy

But once the animals come into play they would be absolutely overjoyed

They would somehow become friends with all of the food animals

They would probably cry if anyone hurt or eat any of them

That strawberry thing would immediately become his best friend

All in all that’s a really fun idea

I kinda want someone to draw it now

I gotta learn how to draw

I haven’t watched those movies in forever

-Atlas

[albedomestic-airline]

Now, you who has set foot in this world. Your journey has reached its end, but one final doorway remains. Step forth, if you have understood the meaning of your journey. Defeat me, command me to step aside, show me that you are worthier than I to rescue her. Then, the threads of all fate will be yours to re-weave. My memory has all but faded completely... But I will always remember how much she too, loved these flowers.

—Dainsleif, Teyvat Chapter Storyline Preview

BITCH NO. DAIN IS THE FINAL BOSS??? I AINT COMMANDING YOU TO STEP ASIDE SIR. I AM DYING. I WILL MEET MY DEMISE. DID YOU SEE HIM PUTTING THAT PROTECTIVE BARRIER AROUND US DURING THAT QUEST??? WHAT THE FUCK? I CANT FIGHT DAINSLEIF. HE TOO STRONG (and hot-) I WILL DIE.

anyways soo. who is she? lumine? she has inteyvats (“these flowers”) in her hair so is it her? also, the final quest of genshin should be called “The Sea of Flowers in the End” (did i capitalize that correctly?) who does dain wanna rescue? WAS DAIN IN LOVE??? his last sentence makes it seem like he may have loved “her”. My memory has all but faded completely… But I will always remember how much she too, loved these flowers.

it sounds like “she” may have been his lover or smth. dain in love? im actually kinda here for it tbh. or i might be overthinking cuz i know shit about the lore. i had to read about every. single. damn. thing. in every. single. archon. quest.

i wanna actually skip the entirety of natlan jus for snezhnaya cuz like, yess??? i want snezhnaya. i wanna infiltrate a few fatui strongholds (maybe meet pantalone i simp-) i wanna see the tsaritsa cuz we know what mauvika (pyro archon) or smth looks like. dont know bout you but i dont actually really like her design. idk why i dont like gingers (childe is an exception) her and aloy just arent it (nobody likes aloy anyway) also, arent her (pyro archon) and zhonglis japanese voice actors married? i will pull for her JUST to put her and zhongli in one team*. unless shes strong, ofc. if shes like, alhaitham level strong then bitch ill main her (ill just switch between her, alhaitham, and scara. simple.) but besides that, if she isnt strong and/or doesnt make exploring easier then i dont see a reason to main her. the archons should be strong, theyre fucking gods if theyre weak thats wrong. for ex, zhongli drops THE FUCKING MOON ON YOU for his burst, ei whips out an EYE??? and slashes you with the ELECTRO-LIGHTNING-POWERED-BOOBA-KATANA-SWORD, venti summons a LITERAL BLACK HOLE as his burst, nahidaaa… nahida, gives you… free housing? with furina you can turn into JESUS and WALK ON WATER (idk if this counts but neuvilette kills ANYTHING and EVERYTHING within like oh, i dont know! THREE SECONDS???)

*if guizhong ever becomes playable somehow (ik shes dead but still) then scratch that i will pull for guizhong and put HER and zhongli together just because, lovers shouldnt be seperated.

[get-more-bald]

every day I thank god fans aren't in charge of making updates to games

[pyro-madder]

seeing the sote fallout i can't help but think back of bayo 3. questionnable choices in writing and dividing finale but i had a lot of fun with the gameplay, which is what is most important. i will however not go into the tags because everything is on fire

[justyoursicanon]

Scout and Pyro being art buddies

Scout would draw stuff on papers or an extra sketchbook and Pyro would color it

Pyro would do a small doodle of any animal and Scout would try to make it by doing origami

They both love painting, especially on the bases walls, and every month they wash it off to make a new one

[ozzyeelz]

opinion of lesbian pyro/pauling, perosnally they have rewired my brain chemistry

Honestly I’ve always seen Pyro as more masc leaning nonbinary and I’m a ride-or-die FlashFire fan (although that is only my opinion, and totally me projecting), but I’m not opposed to the idea!! I think it’s cool how everyone has their own perception of Pyro (as well as Ms. Pauling) and how flexible they are as a character!!!

Though, as a thought: I think Pyro and Ms. Pauling would go on cute dinner dates, and Pauling would let Py watch over the candle at the table because she knows how much it makes Py happy :3

[pyr0peyt]

Whoever came up with those annoying ass ad vignettes on Chrome I hope u suffer