#Programing

[prokopetz]

Entry-level baddie in an indie Legend of Zelda clone: *uses an elementary pathfinding algorithm to walk around a one-tile obstacle rather than rubbing its face against it trying to take the shortest path*

Me:

[somos-deseos]

ⓘ Este usuario está haciendo todo lo posible.

[nixcraft]

I'm a programmer with the trifecta of coding ineptitude 😅 🤣

[rtiodev]

I've been a local PHP community/meetup organizer for about 10 years, and I also run Discord/Telegram groups on the same topic. I was thinking, why not start a PHP Tumblr community as well? If you want to join, follow https://www.tumblr.com/communities/phpeanuts

[kaiasky]

its not net zero information if u clearly fuckin know a new thing at the end!! net zero information meme is when the original post was untrue and so the only fact you've learned is 'it is not true that [untrue thing]', which is a useless thing to know (especially if you already knew the true thing)

if posts go back and forth and at the end u have a good idea what's going on, better than what you'd know from any post individually, that's not a time for 'net zero info'. u learned! we all learned! yippee

[nickysfacts]

Remember, girls have been programming and writing algorithms way before it was cool!

👩🏻‍💻💜👩🏾‍💻

[defemstrish]

Python is objectively the worst programming language because sometimes you have to type something like

If variable > 3:

And like... I don't want to make them sad

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

decriminalize infodumping criminalize ben shapiro talking

[chamiryokuroi]

Boss: So I talked to the design team this morning and remember all the work you did for the last two weeks? Delete it, we don’t need it anymore

Me:

[cabl-art]

idk if any1 cares but i put the thing i wrote for displaying a image gallery type thing for my site on github that u can use if u want

[wikifuck]

I got something... done? (mostly)

This is a mini visual novel I made for myself to see how I feel about the medium. Lo and behold, I love it. Might even transition from novel writing to visual novels. It's been good for my drawing skills. I was startled by how strongly my interest rejuvenated when I started messing with the UI.

Here's the link for those curious among you.

It's all done except for sound and music. You already know I'm a writer and I'm a nerd, so I like programming, drawing is fun to some extent too, but I have never in my life dabled in audio. The biggest challenge will be not taking this too seriously.

Still, it works even without audio, so have fun. Why not try to spot bugs to make me feel silly and find the 3 endings.

Anyway, here are some screenshots:

[prokopetz]

"RPG Maker lets you create games without knowing how to program!" is both technically a true statement and a trap.

[somos-deseos]

[nixcraft]

Thomas Kurtz, Co-Creator of Computer Language Basic, Dies at 96

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]