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Art/writing request: Luka from alnst
Here you go bb <3
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Because I know the MAGAts are gonna try and credit President Biden’s economy with the rapist when he takes office, I’d just like to nip that bullshit in the bud.
Nope all of this belongs to PRESIDENT BIDEN AND VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS NOT the Convicted Felon!! 😤
I wanna nip that bullshit in the bud!
#joe biden#president joe biden#president biden#vice president harris#vice president kamala harris#anti donald trump#fuck donald trump#fuck maga#anti maga#us politics#politics#non anime#we let them get away with the lie of maga using Obama’s economy I won’t let them do that with Biden’s!! 😤
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#it's taking a bit of getting used to#and I wont lie I skip a lot of the singing scenes....#my school president you are the exception#this scene#this show#it's been 2 episodes but it's comedy gold already#cooking crush
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I love, Ms Paint. CHEERS!
OK real art dump over. Click MORE for Real dumb stuff
something something They faces killing me why nobody gaf. Its a Transparent .PNg! You can put them any where to Not Care About.
#deltarune#spamton#deltarune fanart#big shot spamton#spamton g spamton#spamton neo#swatch deltarune#my art#art#shitpost#sillyposting#deltarune addisons#dont tag as ship#i dont think anyone would tag as ship cause thats kind of the biggest reach on planet earth Butt ok im making sure ok? ok thank you#Ok. real tags over im gonna yap my jaw off now#the sneo drawing had me weeping on my knees in tears i fucking hate drawing im gonna swallow 50 pounds of Hay in the Stabels like a Horse.#in RAGE. swear to frucking Gosh!!!!!!#Im Proud It but its also Not my Favorite... But it is. i dont know. I HATE DRAWING!!!!!!!!! Lie. I love drawing.#can you tell i dont know how to watermark#i dont know how to watermark i dont know how to tag#I dont know how to format a post#But i know one thing...#I am President of Gay America.#Can you believe those 2 swatch drawings were done a day apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#First I lol'd... and then I serioused. Thats what happened with me drawing in mspaint I Guess. does wonders For soceity#In 5 months... Im going To Hate all these and delete this entire post Or something likewise#I am a weak and fragile man. Make sure to Like and re-Blog to keep my Bones from collapsing in the winds of the storm. Much appreciated#By the way the bshot spamton with a red button up instead of a red suit is from a drawing i saw once but i do not remember it.#nor the original artist. ive never seen anyone else do it (Because i dont consume fandom content often) so like Credit to them for te inspo#Ok bye
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Guess we have to fuck now 😳
"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type
"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist
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redrew my header that I made in 2021 because i still think it's a really funny bit
#that chucklefuck og poster/meme source deserves NO credit . however. president cell phone alpha male funniest joke ever#shitpost#it looks like ASS on my laptop screen i wont lie but idgaf anymore. please note real gansey's acne#i lovingly rendered each pimple#i also like that not even President Mode can hide his eyebags#just realising i forgot to turn on a layer in this export. deep breaths. idgaf idgaf idc idc idc
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Transphobia has rapidly increased ever since Trump took office and gave tacit, then explicit support of it. The start of the current wave of bathroom bans and public existence bans ("drag bans") occured under trump. Did Biden do anything to prevent these in the slightest? No. Pretending that Trump won't actively encourage more of them and pass national legislation to make hrt harder to access is just as stupid as pretending Kamala being elected would have stopped the wave
actually, the start of the “current wave” of bathrooms bans started with Obama’s administration. anything is an outlier when you cherrypick data :p
anyway, i’ve never said that Trump “won’t actively encourage more of them” like you don’t need to invent things that i haven’t said fudjfufj
anyway like. sorry, no, transphobia has not skyrocketed under Trump like sorry i have been out the closet for now over ten years and there has been a total bipartisan increase in transphobia. the first trans congresswoman just said she doesn’t care if she’s banned from using the women’s bathrooms (throwing the rest of us under the bus). if you think that the increase of Transphobia is because of the Trump administration youre bonkers & not paying attention. if anything, Trump has only started focusing on anti trans legislation because of how much it a bipartisan issue it has become. outside of the military ban he wasn’t really particularly anti trans the first time, people pointed out as early as 2021 that the dude *pivoted* to anti-trans stuff *after losing*. like he was always transphobic (he’s a politician they literally all are) but it literally was not a part of his platform until it became the hot topic issue ACROSS THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM.
Biden & Harris don’t support trans people & never have. any & all support they have provided to us (which is bordering on none) is just the carrot to get us to vote. we’ve already seen that the Dems are prepared to give us the stick and throw us under the bus regardless of whether they win or lose.
It is not pro-republican to criticise the democrats’ platform & campaign, and if you can’t understand that, you should stay out of grown up conversations about politics.
#btw there was not a single bathroom bill under Trump’s admin#and one got overturned actually.#like i don’t want him to be president but don’t lie about him it’s a bad look
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YEAAAHH ITS BASICALLY CHRISTMAS business is my little christmas creaturw
#president business#I HATE HIM#lie i love him#LIE AGAIN I HATW HIM#my little christmas bug#youre will ferell therefore you have to like christmas#RULE!
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Oh my god. We have to fuck now
69 😎
LEMONS (with Cavetown) by Brye and Cavetown
Ig we have to fuck now
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rooted underneath this old machine
the chestnut toils. the chestnut breathes.
#chonny jash#angelo tag#this song means SO MUCH to me you dont understand ToT#absolutely crushes me everytime#eugh#fun angelo fact i was a chemistry major before changing to art history x[#scary stuff i wont lie#what sucks is that i went to community college before university#and graduated with two degrees! one in chemistry to prepare myself for uni!#my friends always tell me that im hording degrees lol#anyways#i have plans with art history but i genuinely love it no matter its reputation#i got straight As last semester after switching! and got on the presidents list!#maybe ill be alright#hello person reading this far >_>#do what you love#youll be fine
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can you ask for a hydraulic press on amazon and we'll crush stuff at the dorm
bro we'll make millions. squishy, bloomy, NOT denty
I’m 100% on board with this as long as we crush my spine first
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"your orange dictator failed you, try a blue one instead ;)"
#“i plan to cheat lie and swindle but at least i've told you all that in advance. by politician standards i'm basically a saint.”#“no i wasn't born in the United States of America but neither was George Washington"#“in united states of loki power speaks truth to you! :)”#president loki#loki series#adherents of the repeated meme#loki memes#image described in alt text
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My School President: Super Special Episode (2023)
I don’t like Win at all yet I can feed him food. You guys are overthinking it.
#my school president#my school president super special episode#soundwin#winnysatang#satang kittiphop#winny thanawin#*gifs#mspedit#myschoolpresidentedit#that was very protective of you sound but why the lie#(don't like win at all) yeah#this is too short :'(#but at least i get to see one of the (supposedly) so many attempts of sound making win's heart beats faster#not to be too greedy but i need a spinoff of the very start of their boyfriends era 🥺
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Trust in your local student council!!! The president and the vice president!
You can tell them anything and they'll pretend to care!
#πa art#fnafhs#our au#fnafhs au#fhs#fhs fanart#fnafhs fanart#owynn fnafhs#owynn fhs#usagi fnafhs#malva#yayyyy pres and vicepres#owynns eye isnt as detailed as malvas because hehe scorpion#if you zoom in on it you can see the texture of his dumb eye its fun to do<- thats a lie i checked again its not noticeable at all woups#“phew thank god owynn isnt president” And then the president is his friend. this school is doomed lets wrap it up#malva's tie is black because of president privilege. and it makes her look like a mini teacherrrrr shes basically a mini teacher god bless#dont worry about the cut on her face its so chill#“where are her braids” its so chill dont even worry about it#cant believe the pres and the vice BOTH have issues with their fathers this school is doomed lets wrap it up#ill try to post more art!!! Life murdering me !!! ᕦ(ಥ_ಥ)ᕤ
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i'm not even a board certified obama defender but bro is cooking nothing here. bullshit or not, legislation which will put millions of people out of their jobs will never pass. this is not an Obama Thee Liberal problem, it's a legitimate policy question. this is clear to legislators but apparently not so much to people who post online for a living
#an off-ramp from the current arrangement will need to be devised#and will cost a lot of money#the wonks will have to be called in. it will be a whole thing.#like YOU come up with a solution then. YOU run for office.#see if you get reelected when you're a yea vote for forcing millions out of their jobs.#i won't even lie obama is a skilled legislator and i hadn't thought about the issue like this. he's an intelligent man. no 🧢.#i am a Full Employment Shill but i hadn't thought of it like this--as govt spending to create employment in the private sector#nathan robinson: dresses/talks like an 1950s english businessman. got timothee at home looking ass; 0 elections won#no legislation passed#Obamna: president for 8 years. CFPB. ACA. Dodd-Frank. Congress Understander. Unemployment considerer.
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Two green ice cream bars! 7-11 Crunchy Pistachio and Black Thunder Chocomint. I expected the pistachio to taste mostly like white chocolate, but it was actually super pistachioful, with great textural contrast. The ice cream was high quality too.
The Black Thunder was kinda more for kids, like its namesake candy bar that you can always find at the conbini for ¥30 (~20¢). The chocolate was nice, the ice cream less so. But the interesting part was that there were large chunks of candy bar (chocolate-covered plain biscuit chunks) *inside* the ice cream! Personally, I didn't think the flavor of the biscuits fit the minty ice cream, but I liked the surprise!
#ice cream#japanese sweets#pistachio#chocolate mint#you may have noticed the wide variety of carpets and blankets and yoga mats on my floor#the reason for this is because iggy likes to have a variety of textures to dig in and lie on and lick and dig and roll on#it's very important to him#even if i keep tripping over everything#he is the boy! he is president of our apartment
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