#President Biden humor
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satireinfo · 8 days ago
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Biden's News Conference
Biden’s News Conference Eight Questions for President Biden (If He’d Take Them) Setting: President Biden strides to the podium in the East Room, flanked by twinkling holiday decorations and aides who look like they’d rather be anywhere else. A mix of reporters—some seasoned veterans, others clearly regretting their career choices—lean forward with notebooks and recorders ready. Biden adjusts the…
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curiositysavesthecat · 6 months ago
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docprof · 25 days ago
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Mene mene tekel upharsin Part 5 - NATO Ukraine USA stand defeated
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The money laundering of Democrats Obama Biden Kamala Harris is bleeding USA to DEATH... the empire is crumbling.... Ukraine is dead with no soldiers left to fight .... over 1.1 million UKRANIAN Soldiers are dead... NATO is rendered toothless demilitarized with over 600K NATO soldiers dead... so much so that FRANCE is desperately urging , EVERY EU Nation to send soldiers to Ukraine ; to which Poland and most Violent Russophobe Eastern European states refused...
The reason is simple.... they all know, they can't survive on the battleground ... it is a different thing, to shout from your chairs and chambers , but in reality even British Army , as per their own internal assessment, can't last for a week against Russian army....
In a master chess move Putin and Erdogan of Turkey reached a deal pitching NATO Vs NATO... Turkey forces are fighting USA backed militia in Syria... Sec Blinken had to rush to Turkey to urge them to not kill all NATO militia in Syria ..... Vultures have started gathering... Erdogan is talking of cancelling 100 year old WW1 treaty and re-enacting OTTAMAN Empire ... the ancient battle ground has opened up... all this thanks to inferior USA weapons and technology .... and the weakening of the USA .... thanks to stupid American voters who kept Democrats in powers for so long .... they have done nothing but looted USA and pardoned the corrupt .
America is trying to win an imaginary war by propaganda like it always has... USA is on its knees; few steps away from surrendering or breaking away... Can Trump Save it? Perhaps not... hence he is proclaiming to make CANADA and MEXICO American states... The dethroned bankrupt empire of lies and deceit can now only rule its own neighbors... Kiss Rule based order good bye....
While delusional Ukrainian NATO Europeans are dreaming of Russia breaking and surrendering .... not knowing their master is about to desert them... to save itself... from nuclear oblivion.... loser NATO Ukraine EU can't dictate terms and will not be allowed to.... ad infinitum WWIII...
Nothing unites the human playground quite like one intrepid soul willing to stand, fight, and humble the bully.
The tripartite alliance of Russia, China, and Iran is an adversary more than adequate to roll back imperial rule by leaps and bounds, and in a relatively short span of time.
Many of the “middle powers” can also see which way the wind is blowing, and are positioning themselves accordingly. Spheres of influence are being aggressively pursued and secured in every quarter of the earth.
And perhaps most meaningful of all, they are cooperating to progressively repudiate the empire’s debt notes as the coin of the realm. They have come to understand that a prerequisite to “fixing the world” is to return its money system to a much more equitable and sustainable basis.
An alternative currency is coming... USD will come to an end much sooner than FED would have stupid americans believe.... The corruption of Obama Biden Harris Democrats has rotted America to the core ... USA lost the big war...
The DEATH OF EMPIRE IS MARKED........ whether it goes down slowly, or takes away whole earth in a fit of rage, by launching nuclear war which it can't win.... remains to be seen .... having lost the traditional proxy war .... with armies no longer willing to fight as proxy for it....
USA Democracy farce and hypocrisy stands exposed with increasing governments calling it out... including the majority nations in the UN...
It appears Russia has cut the empire into pieces.... it has achieved what Gorbachev and soviets compromised to not achieve for peace... The days of americans will be numbered with poverty , hunger and reality shocks, as World economy, decouples from the USD over coming years.... No more money printing will save the EMPIRE or turn the tide..........
PART 6 TO COME.....
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thatlonelycactus · 5 months ago
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And history will call them “political rivals”
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statfocus · 5 months ago
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The Astrology of Kamala Harris
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itsfunny-bcitstrue · 7 months ago
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jackass-democrats · 1 month ago
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President Trump with jill biden
As always, never buy anything made in china. Don't ever trust a democrat and NEVER leave your child alone with one.
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the-nimrod-nextdoor · 6 months ago
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They shot Biden too⁉️
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they-them-van · 5 months ago
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I bet if one of Harris's slogans was "build the Walz" she could trick like at least 5% of Republicans into voting for her
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gryficowa · 6 months ago
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Fans of genocidal Joe call me "Russian propaganda bot", endless comedy, it is clear that Americans are racists if they do not distinguish Poles from Russians
Biden fans are crazy if they consider everyone against their sempai as a Russian bot, they are not much different from Trumoa fans
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amoralcrackpot · 6 months ago
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"Get help," one user commented.
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jonostroveart · 8 months ago
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JOE WEIGHS IN ON DEBATE PREREQS
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terracebatman · 1 year ago
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My AI program is broken...
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Batman and Joe Biden ?
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bloghrexach · 6 months ago
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🎉 … ah!!! — this is a great one!! … 🎉
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censormusick · 10 days ago
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2024 THƎEИD 0V^
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troythecatfish · 1 year ago
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