#Post isn't about anyone particular

[flight-freedom]

Wanting to be in a relationship but not being able to bring yourself to hurdle all the reasons your brain tells you not to be in one is weird.

[skumhuu]

Proshipper = you're against censorship and harassment over fiction & curate your experience on the internet to have a healthy distance from things that make you uncomfortable

Antishipper = you're okay and even encourage harassment towards "freaks" and "weirdos" society deems acceptable to hurt

[typing-catastrophe]

I have been so cooked for this man lately that I need to talk about him— I genuinely think that with a ADHD/autism/AuDHD partner Ford takes notes on your stims and quirks, even before any serious relationship. Just little things like “waves hands when excited :)” and “prefers baggy sweaters” just like a little way of understanding you better 🥺💖

yesss definitely! as an AuDHDer who stims a lot myself, this is everything!! jfskhfshsk

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"Aaaahhhhh oh myy-" the rest of what you were saying was incomprehensible because the words slurred together in an excited squeal. A gleeful expression upon your face, you waved and shook your hands in front of your body, then pressed them over your mouth, to stifle another squeal.

Ford smiled to himself as he watched you from the other side of the room, where he propped his notebook open to scribble something down.

"Heeyyyyy Grunkle Ford, watcha got there?" Mabel's voice rang out right beside him.

He snapped the book shut and whipped his head around.

"Mabel!"

"Waves hands when excited." she cited what she had just read, "Were you talking about-"

"No, I was certainly not!" Ford said, while his cheeks started to turn a deep red colour.

"Are you suuuure? Because to me it looks like you diiiid." she said, a cheeky grin on her face and dragging some of the vowels.

"You are mistaken, dear child. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do." he excused himself and stood up, holding the notebook close to him.

Without letting her get another word in, he moved past her and made his way into his study.

There, he propped open the notebook to the page he'd just added a new note onto.

- likes to hum when no one is around - seems to prefer more loose fitting clothes. possibly because the don't restrict movement as much - will subconsciously play and fidget with any jewellery they're wearing - sorts and eats their food in a particular order - would rather not eat at all than something not appealing - skin irritating clothing causes great discomfort. remove tags!! - wants to talk but holds back. encouraging them has positive effect - avoids eye contact but will look at faces when the person isn't looking at them - do not touch without warning and do not force contact! expressed great discomfort to me after being forced to physical contact by someone else - repeating phrases and noises (quite endearing) - easily startled by sudden and loud noises, as well as irritated by high pitched ones, almost too quite to hear - shows behaviours similar to felines. has stated that they would be delighted to posses the ability to purr (he would be delighted too)

Ford smiled as he looked up and leaned back. He really hoped Mabel hadn't seen too much, otherwise she might figure out how interested in you he really was. And we wasn't sure if he was ready for that.

For now he would be very much content continuing to dreamily gaze over at you and notice all the little things, so he could understand you better.

Maybe one day he could work up the courage to ask you out.

-------------------------------------------------- thank you for reading <3 reblogs are appreciated

[mushiver]

Me rocking back and forth going "their opinion is valid, their opinion is valid" when I just heard the worst and most wild, foul, cringy, out of pocket take about Ford Pines in existence

[wreckedhoney]

MASSIVE SPOILER for one of the endings.

it's been a while since i tried looking, but i did hear that something like this happens last year and over time started to think, "was it a fluke?" bc no one posted footage or caps of it then, and i aimed for a completionist run in my first playthrough. turns out it's real! and definitely shines a new light on a character that, for most other types of playthroughs, will not give this much emotion! EDIT: transcript now included, and some stillshots under the cut

[0:28] Marie: Henry, this is the man who kept you from doing the right thing tonight. Kill him. [0:15] Forrest: Henry, you don’t have to do this. If you’ve not killed anyone yet, there’s still time to make the right decision. [0:05] Out of shot: (Gunshots) Henderson Police! Freeze! Marie: No! Henry, get out of there!

[taamlok]

people will be like i hate taash because they're sooo immature, unlike my babygirl pookie bear emmrich 😍 who told on them to his boss 🫡 because they called him a skull fucker death mage 😤 which is not nice 😡 and hurt his feelings 😢 he is 55 🥵

[katsigian]

Idk I think that if a person never reblogs anyone else's creations/posts, never talks to anyone, never even extends a simple friendly gesture to anyone, and never even likes anyone else's posts/creations

Then maybe they don't have a reason to complain about not finding any connection to anyone online and don't have a reason to complain about how 'cold' fandom is. Pot, meet kettle.

They're part of the reason why fandom feels unwelcoming. It takes zero effort to just like someone's post they made. It takes zero effort to hit the reblog button - you don't even have to put tags! - and let someone know that their posts are being acknowledged. Maybe then these people who complain about having no connection would indeed find connection

[phoenixcatch7]

I swear if you write enough fics on ao3 you start to go dark. Like, no matter how fluffy and family friendly you start out, once you've written more than 30 fics you WILL have written at LEAST one hurt no comfort drabble featuring heavy themes, and/or 7k minimum of the filthiest smut.

I mean, at that point you have made the conscious decision to dedicate a significant portion of your free time to the uncensored wild wastes of ao3, it's understandable, but I cannot think of a single exception to the rule.

[lordslimeapple]

blorbachus from my theater productions

[lago-morpha]

can all the people I follow stop reblogging that post making fun of people with social anxiety (but don't worry, it's okay because we're making fun of the social anxiety of a Bad Person™!). this shit is DEBILITATING! I cannot answer a phone call from my fucking doctor because I get too anxious to answer! I cannot go to the grocery store on my own because I get anxiety attacks. I cannot get employed because I am too anxious to participate in society. I can't learn to drive because I'm too anxious. I get delusions about strangers finding me so weird and obnoxious they are conspiring to kill me, and that my doctor is leaving the room to laugh at me with the rest of the staff because they all think I'm obnoxious. I get convinced everyone is watching me in public and every laugh is laughing at me and everyone is very intently paying attention to how awkward I'm acting because they plan to hurt me! It makes it really hard to accomplish everyday tasks like buying groceries or seeing a doctor or going to a restaurant, and I can't do anything involving being in public by myself because my anxiety is so bad my brain doesn't know how to deal with it and I get delusional and psychotic!

BUT HA HA IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE CAN'T ANSWER A PHONE CALL ISN'T IT SO FUNNY AREN'T THEY SUCH A LOSER. maybe think for one second how the people with severe social anxiety in your life feel when you throw Bad People™ under the bus for having it, because I sure as hell feel like I'm the next fucking target to have my mental illness made fun of as soon as I disagree with a popular narrative. like really nothing makes me more uncomfortable to talk about my severe social anxiety than those who berate people who can't make a phone call and then proclaim to be a friend to the mentally ill. forget schizophrenics you all can't even handle social anxiety

[faeriekit]

"aren't you just so weak for the asshole character being tender for the first time 🥺" WRONG I hope he gets a better personality because I have higher standards than that. Skill issue. I don't care if the MC is in longstanding time-honored "he used to be a good guy!" love with him. I don't care about his sad and tormented backstory. He can wise up and move on and make something out of himself or I'll be praying that MC dumps his ass to the curb like he deserves 🙏🏽🙏🏽 go to THERAPY

[asofterepilogue]

I mostly don't want to even think about calypso because all of it is deeply stupid and offensive to me, and I agree that there's no way to interpret "love in paradise" as anything other than sexual assault at best, but it sure is interesting how much flack she catches from the same fandom that thinks the manwhore au is hilarious

[lilacerull0]

i feel like reading/watching mbf immediately means knowing who i am as a person and... i cannot allow this

[moongothic]

I'm a simple person

I see untagged Crocodile genderbends, I block on sight

[shivunin]

Have decided that nothing is about me forever, especially vagueblogging

[crispy-crust]

not overzealous cuz i'll never be over her