#gwen thought dump

[crispy-crust]

went to the mii rap battle at the mii fountain and when my opponent (dracula) said that i sounded like an alarm clock (breep breep) i burst into tears in front of Grandma and bob burger

fuck my stupid baka tomadachi life

[crispy-crust]

2 months aGo i saw this post and accidentally only processed the first half of it

and ever since then this has been incorporated into my vocab and i can’t stop sayinG it

do u have a favorite korean food?

i will die in 2068 from consuming a metric ton of bulgogi

[brainbleedo]

GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD DADDY ISSUES CONFIRMED YEAAAAH

[alkimea]

finished my torchwood rewatch yesterday and now i'm back in 2014 and gwen and jack's dynamic and parallels are living rent free in my mind

[blueblurseptember]

and if i say luo binghe and shen qingqiu / shen yuan are very miles morales and gwen stacey coded, then what?

[solarhysm]

"what’s your name again?" | JEON JUNGKOOK [FOLLOWERS POLL’s CHOICE]

one shot

> summary: jungkook met you at a costume party for the new year eve. you're bold, drunk and horny.

> pairing: jungkook x reader

> genre: small smut, one shot (shorter than i thought tho)

> warnings: smut, protected sex!!, public quickie in the female restroom (i'm not good with warning)

> word count: 2.8k

*french writer, i apologize in advance for my awful english!

Jungkook never likes masked parties. But when Hoseok suggests going to one where everyone is in costumes, he reluctantly agrees. He has nothing better to do for New Year’s Eve anyway, and it seems better than drinking alone at his parent’s house. He sighs as someone bumps into him—that’s why he avoids crowded places.

Everyone wears costumes as if it’s Halloween. He’s not surprised to see most of the women in tight, short dresses. Jungkook considered dressing as a character from Squid Game but decided against it—there are already too many of them here.

Instead, he throws on his old Spider-Man costume from Halloween three years ago. It’s been gathering dust in his closet, but it saves him time and money. To account for the cold, he adds gray joggers and an old black sweatshirt. Tonight, he’s not Peter Parker but Miles Morales. He doubts anyone will notice the reference, though.

“Damn, I didn’t expect it to be this crowded,” Jimin says, handing beers to his friends.

Jungkook glances around and nods. It’s New Year’s Eve, so of course, people their age are out celebrating.

“It’s been a shitty year,” Taehyung groans, downing his beer in one gulp before heading to the bar for something stronger. His girlfriend dumped him last month, and he’s still obsessively checking her Instagram, where she flaunts her new boyfriend.

Jungkook shakes his head, amused. It was a rough year. His grandfather was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, none of his romantic flings went anywhere, and the company he worked for went bankrupt. Now, he’s living with his parents –again- and working a terrible job under an abusive boss. He sighs and takes a sip of his beer.

“At least we’re still standing,” Hoseok says, ever the optimist.

As the night goes on, the four friends drink steadily in their corner of the nightclub. Taehyung ends up crying on Hoseok’s shoulder, while Jungkook rolls his eyes.

“I don’t understand,” Taehyung whines. “I’m a good boyfriend! I used to bring her flowers all the time and give her all the attention she wants.”

“She’s a bitch. You’re a good guy,” Jungkook says, leaning closer so Taehyung can hear him over the music. “Stop wasting your tears on someone like her.”

“Maybe I’m bad in bed?”

“Stop it,” Jimin groans, grabbing Taehyung’s shoulder. “With your third leg, it’s definitely not about sex. Some women are just terrible people. Go find someone new tonight.”

“What?” Taehyung sniffles, while Jungkook silently gestures for Jimin to stop talking.

“Yeah, Tae,” Hoseok chimes in. “Find a girl, have some fun, and forget about her.”

Jungkook buries his face in his hands. Taehyung is too drunk for this advice. He’s not a one-night-stand type of guy and will probably end up vomiting on whoever he approaches.

“I need a smoke,” Jungkook mutters, getting up and wiping his hands on his joggers. He weaves through the crowd toward the exit, hating how packed the nightclub is.

“I’m sorry!” a voice gasps as their bodies collide. Jungkook instinctively grabs the stranger’s arm to steady them. Both of them are clearly tipsy, but they look more unsteady than he does.

His gaze falls on the person in front of him—his very own Gwen Stacy. The mask hides all of their face, but the costume piques his interest immediately.

“It’s my fault,” You begin. “I didn’t—” You stop mid-sentence when you look up at him. “Oh, Miles Morales!” You giggle, recognizing his costume. And your laugh makes him smile.

“Hi, Gwen,” Jungkook smirks, the alcohol making him bolder.

“Hi,” you reply as you both step outside into the chilly air. It’s a welcome relief from the stifling crowd inside. Jungkook pulls out a cigarette and lighter.

“I like your costume,” he says, noticing you scanning the crowd inside, probably looking for your friends.

You remove your mask and smile. Jungkook doesn’t expect you to be this attractive—especially the kind of attractive he’s drawn to.

“Thanks. I like yours, even if it’s a little inaccurate,” you tease, making him chuckle.

You pull out your own cigarette, accepting his lighter with a nod of thanks.

“It’s too cold to be Spider-Man.”

“Well, not Tom Holland’s Spider-Man,” you quip, freeing your hair from the costume.

Jungkook’s eyes linger on you briefly before smirking. “Marvel fan?” he asks.

“Hm, you?”

“Hm.”

You’re pretty and a Marvel fan? Jungkook looks up at the dark sky, silently thanking the universe for this coincidence. Before he can come up with something to say, you speak again.

“I almost dressed as Wednesday Addams, but it’s way too cold for that,” you explain, and he nods.

“Wednesday was my first choice, too,” Jungkook jokes, making you laugh.

“I’m Y/N,” you say.

“Jungkook,” he replies.

“Did you come alone, Spiderman?” you ask, and Jungkook shakes his head.

“I came with some friends.”

“Yeah, me too. It was either this or sleeping early. I figured it’d be more fun to get drunk,” you say, tossing the bud of your cigarette. Jungkook licks his lips with a smile. He guesses you’re a yapper, which is a good thing because he’s not drunk enough to talk freely without embarrassment. “Do you drink tequila shots, Spiderman?”

“Are you offering?” he teases, and you nod. “Alright.”

Even though he asks, once you’re at the bar ordering a round of six tequila shots, Jungkook is the one handing over his credit card to the bartender. You scold him, insisting you’ll pay for the next round. He’s just happy that you’re thinking about continuing the night with him, though he’s a little apprehensive about drinking more.

“Alright, on three,” you say with a smile, counting down before you both toss back the first shot and bite into a lemon. “Where are your friends?”

“Somewhere in the club,” Jungkook replies, his head nodding to the rhythm of the music.

You grab his hand and guide him to the dancefloor. Jungkook marvels at how easygoing you are. Most girls he meets play hard to get, but you’re different—just here, vibing with everyone around you. His smile widens as he watches you mimicking the dance steps of a guy dressed as a banana.

You burst into laughter when you mess up the choreography, and the banana-guy spins you back toward Jungkook, probably assuming the two of you came together. You stumble into his arms, your rosy cheeks and bright giggles captivating him even though he can barely hear it over the music.

After the fourth shot, Jungkook has to stop, reaching his limit. He isn’t used to drinking this much, especially tequila. But he chuckles, watching as you confidently take down two more. When you turn to him, he shakes his head in disbelief.

“Already?” you tease, giggling, and he rolls his eyes, amused. You finish the remaining shots by yourself, and he’s genuinely impressed. How can someone as small as you handle so much alcohol?

Jungkook blinks a few times, shaking his head. He’s almost certain you’re going to regret this if you keep bouncing around to the music like that.

“Are you drunk?” you ask, leaning closer, and he nods, patting his chest to settle the burn in his throat.

He grabs a bottle of water he ordered, takes a sip, and offers it to you. But you shake your head, and Jungkook can’t help but feel a strange responsibility to make sure you’re okay. You’ve only just met, but he’s already trying to sober you up a bit—anything to avoid you ending the night sick.

“Do you drink often?” Jungkook asks, grimacing as he takes another sip of water. He’s already done with tequila—probably for life.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” you chuckle, your tone playful as you make him smile and shrug.

“Just that you definitely know how to hold your liquor.”

“I just needed to get drunk and forget this year,” you admit, tossing your hair over your shoulder.

“Do you want me to walk you to your friends?” Jungkook offers, his voice laced with concern.

“Are you tired of me, Spider-Man?” you joke, swaying slightly as you both half-dance to the pulsing music.

“W-What? No!” Jungkook stammers, looking adorably flustered, and you laugh at his reaction.

“I’m kidding,” you say, nudging his shoulder with a grin.

“Can… I have your number? Or maybe your social media?” he asks, leaning closer to your ear to make himself heard over the music. You pull back to meet his gaze, your hands resting lightly on his shoulders for balance. Both of you have hooded eyes, softened by the alcohol and dim lights.

Jungkook feels a rush of admiration for your boldness. You don’t care about the people around you or their opinions. His hand hesitates before resting on the small of your back. You tilt your head, your nose brushing his as your lips hover dangerously close.

“Do you want to have fun?” you murmur, your mouth brushing his ear, the music muffling everything else.

“What kind of fun?” he asks, his breath caressing your cheek. He feels himself leaning into the moment, emboldened by your energy. Why not? There’s nothing wrong with a little flirting with a stranger on New Year’s Eve.

You smirk slowly, your hand slipping into his to guide him off the dancefloor. Jungkook frowns slightly in confusion when you lead him into the women’s restroom. Before he can ask why, you cup his face, pulling him into a kiss that sends his heart racing.

He finds it thrilling—kissing someone he just met, in a place he’d never expect. It’s not the kind of fun he was imagining, but he’s definitely not complaining. You guide him blindly into one of the stalls, closing the door behind you as he presses you against it.

“What if someone catches us?” he whispers, his lips trailing along your jaw.

“We can stop if you want,” you reply, threading your fingers into his hair before pulling him into another heated kiss.

“No,” he says honestly, making you smile. “But we’re drunk.”

“Can’t get hard when you’re drunk?” you tease, your lips brushing the column of his neck. Jungkook chuckles darkly, grabbing your hand and guiding it to his joggers. Your eyes light up as you feel his growing arousal beneath the fabric.

Jungkook’s breath hitches as your hand starts to stroke him above his jogger. His mind races—this is new for him. He’s had his share of casual flings, but never with a stranger and never in public. Surprisingly, the thrill of possibly being caught makes the moment even more exhilarating.

He wonders if you’ve done this before—you seem so at ease. But before he can ask, your hand slides under the waistband of his joggers, palming his growing bulge. His eyes close almost instantly, a soft groan escaping him as your touch sends heat coursing through his body. His own hands find your backside, squeezing gently, grounding himself in the moment.

“Do you want to fuck me?” you whisper, nipping lightly at the sensitive skin of his neck.

“What—I—right now?” he stammers, wide-eyed, and you nod. Pressing your back against the door, you reach behind to unzip the bottom of your costume, your movements deliberate and teasing. Jungkook’s gaze remains locked on you, his mind racing.

His eyes widen further as he begins patting the pockets of his joggers in a frantic search for his wallet. He knows there’s a condom in there—he’s certain he hasn’t used it. A chance like this? No way he’s letting it slip by. He’s just a guy, after all, and if a beautiful woman wants him, Jungkook isn’t about to say no.

“What are you doing?” you ask, laughing as his wallet slips from his fumbling hands. He scrambles to catch it, earning another amused giggle from you.

When he finally retrieves the little plastic wrapper, he holds it up proudly. You smirk, pulling him into a heated kiss while he helps you peel off the bottom half of your costume. The black panties underneath match the dark tights perfectly, a sight that makes Jungkook’s breath hitch. His hands twitch at his sides, trying to maintain control.

“I’ve never done this before,” he admits softly, hiking your leg up to wrap around his waist, pressing you against him.

“Yeah, me neither,” you reply with a playful giggle, one hand gripping his shoulder for balance while the other threads through his messy hair. “New year, new experiences, right?”

“You’re really something else,” he chuckles, his tone equal parts admiration and disbelief. His eyes meet yours, silently asking for permission. You nod, and his hand slides between your thighs, fingertips brushing against you through the thin fabric of your panties.

“Fuck,” you whisper, your head falling back against the door as your hips instinctively press into his touch. Your reaction sends a shiver down his spine; he swears he’s never heard anyone curse so beautifully.

Jungkook frees himself from his boxers, giving his cock a few slow strokes while watching your every reaction. His gaze flickers between your face and the way your body trembles under his hand. When he pushes your panties aside, he hesitates momentarily to open the condom.

“Tell me to stop,” he says suddenly, his voice wavering as he tries to cling to the last shred of his rationality.

“Don’t you dare,” you reply with a grin, tugging at his boxers to free him completely. He groans, any semblance of self-control slipping away as he feels your hand stroke him again, this time skin-on-skin.

The muffled music from the club outside only adds to the surrealness of the moment. Every so often, someone walks into the restroom, and Jungkook tenses, half-expecting a knock on the door. But the thrill of being caught only seems to heighten his excitement. When you grab his face to focus him on you, your lips brushing against his, he realizes he’s long past the point of no return.

“Fuck,” he mutters under his breath as he rolls the condom over his length. His other hand pushes his joggers just low enough to give him room to move. “Are you sure?” he asks one last time, his voice trembling with need.

“Yes,” you answer without hesitation, guiding him to your entrance. His fingers dig into your hips as he presses forward slowly, the stretch eliciting soft gasps from both of you. He stills for a moment, his forehead resting against yours as he adjusts to the overwhelming sensation.

“God, you’re so tight,” he whispers, his voice rough with desire.

“Please, move,” you urge him in a whine, your nails digging into his shoulders. He doesn’t need to be told twice. His hips pull back before snapping forward, setting a steady rhythm that has you biting your lip to keep from moaning too loudly.

Jungkook’s movements grow more erratic as he loses himself in the sensation of you. The cramped space of the stall, the muffled music, and the ever-present risk of being caught only add to the intensity. His hands roam your body, gripping your thighs and waist as he thrusts into you with increasing urgency.

“You feel so good,” he groans, his voice a low rumble in your ear.

“Faster,” you gasp, your hands sliding down to grab his ass and urge him deeper. He obliges, his pace quickening until the sound of your bodies colliding fills the small space. “Fuck –“

You bite down on his shoulder to muffle your moans, and he curses under his breath, the combination of your teeth and the tight grip of your walls pushing him closer to the edge.

“I’m close,” he whispers, his breath hot against your neck. His thrusts grow rougher, the door rattling slightly with each movement.

“Me too,” you manage to reply, your voice shaky as the tension in your body builds. His thumb finds your clit, circling it with just enough pressure to send you spiraling over the edge. Your walls tighten around him as you climax, your muffled cries vibrating against his skin.

“Fuck,” Jungkook groans, his hips stuttering as he follows you, spilling into the condom with a final deep thrust. He collapses against you, his chest heaving as he struggles to catch his breath. The countdown outside ends in cheers and shouts of celebration, but neither of you notices, still lost in the aftershocks of your high.

For a moment, the two of you stay like that, tangled together in the aftermath. Then Jungkook pulls back slightly, pressing a kiss to your forehead. The sounds of celebration seep back in as you both begin to steady your breathing.

“That was…” he trails off, unable to find the right words. “Hot.”

You smirk, cupping his face to leave a lingering kiss on his swollen lips.

“Happy New Year,” you whisper, your voice soft but playful.

“Happy New Year,” he replies, his hand snaking behind your neck to pull you into another kiss, this one just as passionate as the last. Jungkook knows he has to go back to his friends soon.

“What’s your name again?” you laugh, your breath mingling with his as he chuckles.

“Jungkook. Yours?”

“Y/N.”

hiiii!! first of all, happy new year to you all. may 2025 be a better year for you. secondly, i know, I KNOW, i'm a little late with the one shot i promised, i'm sorry! i was too busy those last few days. to be honest, the one shot didn't result as i was hoping for. I had a few ideas about it and it doesn't look like... what i expected. but i promise you a jk one shot for the new year so here it is. i'll do better next time, i swear!! but i do hope that you enjoyed reading it <3 I'll see you around, and on that, i'm going back to write the DOU chapter 6 now that i have free time!! luv y’all — Riza

[loupy-mongoose]

So, I made some impulse purchases recently, including this lovely little gal.

Hai Luna~

When I ordered her, it started a bit of a Gardevoir kick in me. So I went and did some brainstorming about Jamie's Gardie pal, Clover.

This did get very long, but there's a lot of art that I really like! :3 Plus I borrowed a certain someone from @mewtwoandme~

Growing up I always drew the green headpiece as a bony structure with maybe green skin on it, like deer antlers. (Except it doesn't shed lol)

But in my efforts to redecide what it actually is to me, I went to Bulbapedia, and that called it hair. So I tried out hair as well, and I kinda like that better...

I love my deranged Gardie. :>

(Leaning into "Mischievous Fairy/Pixie" energy)

I wanted to draw some Gwen (M&M's Gardevoir), as her and Clover's characters are different in a lot of ways, and I thought it would be fun to draw them together. Turns out Gwen dwarfs my girls, and I adore that in every way. XD

I also came to realize that Jamie would admire Gwen--She doesn't wish change on Clover in the slightest, but she does like the grace that more conventional Gardevoirs possess. Plus she'd be astounded by her sheer size.

For the fun of it, I tried drawing them both in each of our styles. (Or more like "Features" than "style")

I did not like drawing Gardevoir in her style. All the respect and love to M&M, but it felt SO wrong to me personally. XD

Annnnd... I kinda accidentally thought of a different way to take their designs...

And then I tried to figure out the logistics of giving Gardvoir a tail. I kinda like the idea of there being one that blends into the Skirt, splitting and running down the length of the skirt ends.

A little character lore; Clover removed her skirt on purpose.

Growing up, I always had in mind that the skirt was skin, maybe acting as thermoregulation, or something like that. I don't think I ever decided whether they can feel through their skirts or not, but if I want it to be more angsty, then yes, they can feel.

Warning for general and self-inflicted injury in this paragraph. As a kid I figured Clover cut it off to prevent it from getting caught or grabbed. But now, with the developing idea of there being a tail involved, I got another idea with even more angst. I'm thinking possibly Clover had a tail bone broken, and maybe it healed wrong, causing her pain so she ripped off the whole skirt.

Okay, injury warning is over.

And now a little silly that's not exactly canon, but close enough. XD

Y'all can thank @puzzled-zebra for this, as she brought up the idea during a chat. It was too good to pass up. XD

And now I wish to finish with a nostalgia ramble, because Clover is very precious to me, along with Jamie.

I started a playthrough of Soul Silver many, many years ago--even before the playthrough that would become Jamie's trainer journey over ten years ago. It was a solo run, with a Ralts egg sent in to be my only companion. (I kept the rules soft, though, as I remember needing help from other Pokemon to beat Bugsy. XD) My memories of that playthough are faded, but I remember that Clover alone beat the Champion at level 64-65. Sometime within the next few years, she was my first ever Pokemon to reach level 100 without the use of Rare Candy or experience cheats. That playthough and whatever happened in it has no bearing on Clover's story, but it's what gave birth to her as a character, and I hold that very dear.

Her nature is "Hardy, Likes to Fight", and I'm really proud of little me for taking that in the direction she took it. XD

Anyway, that's my super long love-dump of my beloved gremlin fairy. Thanks to everyone who made it all the way, I know it got pretty long. ^^

[marvelfanfn2187a113]

You’ll Never Guess

Dean Winchester x little sister!reader, Sam Winchester x little sister!reader

Requested by Anonymous

Synopsis: You keep Sam and Dean updated on the high school drama

“Wait wait, I thought Gwen liked Patrick?”

“No no no, Stacey likes Patrick, Gwen hates everyone.”

“What’s going on in here?” Sam stepped into the kitchen, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes as he grabbed for the loaf of bread on the counter.

“Gwen is taking Jeremy to the school dance,” Dean explained.

Sam frowned.

“But I thought Gwen liked Patrick.”

You groaned, “this story isn’t about Patrick, it’s about how Jeremy is really nice, and Gwen is a total jerk who is totally gonna break his heart.”

“I see,” the sudden smirk in Dean’s voice made you roll your eyes. “And this wouldn’t be because you and Jeremy-“

“No!” You huffed. “He’s a total moron, not my type. But he is really nice, and he deserves better.”

“Good,” Dean muttered. “I thought I was gonna have to-“

“Don’t bother finishing that sentence,” you stood, grabbing your backpack. “I gotta get to school anyway, see you later.”

…

“Guys, Stacey and Rebecca had a huge fight!”

Sam and Dean looked up from their books to stare at you.

“Them? It couldn’t have been serious,” Dean said skeptically. “They’re like total besties, right?”

“Rebecca punched Stacey in the face.”

Sam laughed suddenly, surprised.

“Aren’t they in charge of decorating for the dance?”

“Yeah,” you told Sam, wincing. “It’s gonna be an awkward couple of weeks.”

…

“You’ll never guess what happened today!” You bounded down the stairs and stopped in the library, where the boys were neck deep in research.

“Can’t it wait?” Sam yawned.

“Ignore him,” Dean dropped the book he was holding. “I needed a break anyway, what’s up?”

“It can’t be that ground breaking,” Sam reluctantly put down his book. “The dance is tomorrow, I figured all the drama would be after that.”

“The drama is about the dance,” you explained. “Jeremy dumped Gwen!”

“No way,” Dean scoffed. “She’s the head cheerleader and he’s a dweeb, no way he-“

You shook your head, interrupting him.

“She freaked out in the lunchroom today, screaming at some poor freshman for bumping into her. Turned out that guy was Jeremy’s little brother. He dumped her on the spot, in the middle of the lunchroom.”

“In front of everyone?” Sam grinned. “The day before the dance?”

“Oh yeah,” you laughed. “And she deserved every second of it, she’s been a holy terror the entire year, probably her whole life.”

Sam laughed, but as you headed for the hallway leading to your room, Dean called after you.

“Hey, how about you help us with research?”

“Are you kidding? Chelsea wasn’t in school today, I have to fill her in!”

“Wait—no—but…ugh,” Dean groaned as you left the room, dropping his head on a thick book with a thud.

“This is gonna be a long day.”

[bonzos-number-1-fan]

TMAGP 31 Thoughts: Extended Sounds of Brutal Crowbar Damage

And we're back again, after quite a wait, but it's a nice easy one to get back into the swing of things. Nothing explosive happened this episode really but a lot of foundation setting. However we've finally hit the part of the show that is now a sequel to The Magnus Archives. So, if any of you have somehow not listened to that and are interested to hear why things are so fucked, that would be how you go about it.

Spoilers for TMA, and TMP episode 31 below the cut.

I didn't cover it elsewhere so I'm going to start with Season 2's trailer. It's a nice, short, and sweet trailer so there isn't a whole lot to get into. There are a few bits in the transcript that are worth pointing out though. Firstly, it's referred to as the "London Exclusion Zone, Primeline" and "Primeline" doesn't appear anywhere else in this trailer nor episode one. That's likely a portmanteau of Prime and Timeline which I would take to mean this is the universe from Archives. Given the warden's worry about tapes and a few other notable bits of text from the premieres transcript I would say it's all but confirmed. The only other thing I think is worth mentioning here is that the scuttling creatures are described as having "too many legs". Which isn't incredibly relevant but does at least show they're supernatural in some sense.

Okay, onto the episode proper and now we can all say goodbye to the number 3 blorbo, Colin. I'll always remember the way he called me a gobshite because I sent him an email during the ARG, and the way he lost his mind because gays were in the computer. RIP, Colin, rest in processors.

There isn't really a load to say on this ep is general IMO. I think it's all pretty surface level but as with the trailer there are some interesting bits and pieces to pick out of it. In general though, I thought it was a very solid start to a season. Picks up right where things left off and lays a lot of groundwork for what's to come and isn't a load of info dumping.

So there are a couple of things to pick out from Colin's very messy and unearned death. During the long string of "Discard data"s there is one that reads "upload data" in the transcript which is for sulphur. Sulphur being one of the tria prima and an incredibly important element to alchemy. Now, the actual audio does say "discard data" and it might not be anything more than a mistake but it's an interesting coincidence if that's all it is. The elements listed are also in order of abundance in the human body.

hardware damage_crowbar/DPHW 4600

I believe this joke was written purely for me. No one can convince me otherwise. It's going in the masterdoc.

I don't think there is much to say on Gwen's, Alice's, or Celia's showing in the episode. They're all more or less doing "normal" stuff. The only thing I would point out is that Celia does do some lying in the episode without the usual distortions around those in the audio. At least not that I heard.

Sam is bringing the wet cat energy the Primeline was missing since TMA's finale. It's being met with mixed reception. Most of what goes on here is all pretty obvious I think. We meet yet another version of Georgie who is a little more rugged and generally done with everyone's shit. She's introduced in the text as "Georgie P" which I can only assume is Georgie Prime. This is further reinforced by Heidi's statement describing exactly what we saw of London post-Change. With the additional talks of domains and circuses I think it's fairly hard to argue this isn't TMA's universe post-season 5. Which has some fairly strong implications for exactly how that all went down and how much the world both remembers and has changed, but I feel like that might be bet to get into elsewhere. And likely by other people. Them naming a van after Gertrude is very sweet tho.

I think that's about all I've got to say on this one. Nothing to mindblowing and not a lot of crumbs to follow but it's a great start to a season.

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Incident/CAT#R#DPHW Master Sheet and Terminology Sheet

DPHW Theory: 5555 sounds about right to me. It's not exceptionally spooky in any single sense but is pretty broad spectrum. Pretty standard stuff. Might as well mention that Hardware Damage (Crowbar) being at 4600 also lines up very well.

CAT# Theory: Our very first 123 which is something I've personally been waiting on. I've been very vocal about how I don't think the Person/Place/Object theory makes a lot of sense. However, this is one of the ones I wouldn't argue for there if you want to stretch it to Colin still being a person after "Integration", or you want to say that JMJ also count. Not that I buy the idea any more. Although it should be noted that Johnny says in the Q&A that the first few cases are wrong. Which means if it is P/P/O it should match up perfectly if you start from the bottom until you hit a point where the wrong ones end. I don't think it would from what I recall on my essay about why it's not P/P/O but it might. I was supposed to use the break to do some more work on CAT# but then I didn't. So I've got no real insights into this one.

R# Theory: B lines up pretty well. It would be confirmable that Colin is at least missing, but getting eaten by a server rack isn't particularly likely to be why.

Header talk: Integration (organic) -/- Computer (Hardware) is a fairly standard description IMO. I can't see much to really dig into there.

[tofueggnoodles]

Togainu no Chi Variety Voice CD

This Drama CD contains two short audio dramas (Toshima Urban Legend and Arbitro’s Plot), audio versions of Arbitro’s Room (Tracks 5-14) and a must-listen final hidden track (Arbitro Time – Vischio Company Song). Link to translations [Google Drive folder]

Track List: Summary

Track 01: Short Drama “Toshima Urban Legend” At Rin’s insistence, Akira and co. check out a certain urban legend. Is the building really haunted? Or is a flesh-and-blood monster responsible for the sightings? Did someone actually feed their pet cat Line for a laugh? [Translation]

Tracks 02-04: Compilation of Reactions The characters react to various scenarios: someone breathing into their ear, coming across an abandoned kitten by the roadside and being told by God that he will grant them one wish. [Translation]

Arbitro’s Room (Tracks 5-14) Audio version of a series of web pages on Nitro+Chiral’s official website, in which Arbitro (and occasionally, one or two of the other characters) answers selected questions from fans. The questions mostly revolve around the fans’ First World problems or their curiosity about Arbitro’s life. Arbitro’s ridiculous answers are truly worth reading for those with a macabre sense of humor. They are all just so typical of him 🤣 Click on the header (“Track....”) for the corresponding translation.

Tracks 05-06 How do I stop my grandmother from wearing my newly-bought socks? I’m too shy to speak to my crush. Does Arbitro keep his mask on at all times?

Track 07 My father’s voice is embarrassingly loud. What is the title of the song Arbitro hums at the beginning of each session? How do I become Arbitro’s pet dog?

Track 08 (Fill-in host: Keisuke) My two male pet hamsters seem to be more interested in each other than the sole female hamster. I’m depressed because I’m short. My dog hates me.

Track 09 (Fill-in host: Rin) I need an effective weight management plan for my chonky dog. My younger brother is a crybaby. How do I deal with a mouth ulcer?

Track 10 How do I leave a strong impression on interviewers?

Track 11 Someone is dumping their garbage in front of my house on days other than the collection days. My new boss keeps getting on my case.

Track 12 (Fill-in host: Akira) I am the only cat people in my social circle, which is filled with dog people. How do I get my hands on a mask similar to Arbitro’s? (unanswered)

Track 13 (Fill-in host: The Executioners) My arms are getting too thick. How can I make them slender like Arbitro’s?

Track 14 Is there any vacancy for a part-timer at Vischio? [Highly recommended!!]

Track 15: Short Drama “Arbitro’s Plot” Gwen orders Akira to investigate an unprecedentedly odd activity at Vischio. The truth turns out to be something much more benign, and, in Akira’s words, “a letdown.” [Translation]

Tracks 16-17 Arbitro’s Monologue Arbitro Time – Vischio Company Song [version with romaji for those who would like to sing along]

Download the Drama CD here.(pw: aarin888)

Notes

Italics: POV character’s thoughts. (Round brackets): actions and sound effects. [Square brackets]: translator’s notes or clarifications. Double asterisks **: Stuff I am not sure of. Suggestions for improvements and corrections are more than welcome.

[crispy-crust]

Genuinely curious what the fuck it'd take for the homestuck fandom to start actually recoGnizinG june as trans. not trans in a different timeline. not trans in post canon material. just straiGht up trans clearly it wouldn't take the creator cominG out and sayinG june is trans for you all to believe it because THAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED REPEATEDLY and yet we're still doinG this

i hate it here

[nocek]

I'm late to the party and I'm quite sure it's already been done so I feel stupid redrawing a meme buuuuuut... at the second seance that's all that was running around my head during Miguel's exposition dump scene knowing how it escalates :D

Well that and thoughts of: nice scientific theory you have here. Truthfully based on factual evidence. Except, you've filtered those facts through your biased/ traumatized perception so yeah... this is why your science papers need to be peer reviewed.

Also a reason why you need to cooperate with art people who would tell you canon is not about events, they can change. It's about overarching narrative.

And I can't wait for the next movie (may it take as much time as it needs) to somehow swinging eating a cake and having it too. Because i love the repeating pattern of two/repetition in this movie. It's so small but it works so well at building up the next one. After noticing that I actually think that the surprise reveal at the end makes sense while previously I was annoyed we've like got nice ending with Gwen and then like 5 extra minutes of next movie that was kinda annoying.

Oh and speaking of annoying. I salute this movie for making fun of main mcu. Because sure the reference was kinda forced and barely salvaged by added joke of they should revoke doctor Strange's license buuuut.... It made me wish for Steve's ending fix it because seriously. He is pulling exactly the same bullshit Miguel did. Like seriously.

Besides idea of pissed off Miguel dragging Steve back to universe 19999 is amusing af (because I too am still pissed off about it)

Oh and to end my blabbling with genuine question. Do I remember correctly that the Syd Mead-esque Nueva York we've seen had a number like 700 something? Three digit one anyway. Does that mean that the happy family universe went like through incursion with 2099 one and that's why it got destroyed? Or both got destroyed?

[twilightprince101]

I know not many people have been focusing on it as much as Sam and Celia's moment, because it's so much more mundane. but that mundane aspect and the implicit terror that comes from Gwen's impromptu "promotion" is SO fucking terrifying

Gwen likely thought, handing over that evidence to Trevor, that there would be a process which would take at minimum a week to resolve. She handed over a collection of incriminating evidence, so naturally there would be investigation, a trial, a formal resignation, onboarding, counsel, training

But instead, Trevor Herbert just. Tells Lena to leave. The very same night. And promotes Gwen without properly telling her what to do with an entire department of government, that was already extremely obscure and unsustainable to begin with. All with a smile of nonchalance, "I'm sure you'll do great!" dumping all responsibility onto her shoulders

As someone who constantly worries about messing up, of fucking up from the slightest mistake, wanting clear cut instructions for how to do things? Horrifying to be just left to figure it out. Oh, and while you know this place is some sort of safe haven from the monsters outside, you have no idea how to do that now.

Good luck!

[disappointingcabbage]

TMAGP 36 live reaction, spoilers under the cut!!

I usually listen early but alas… tech week

Is Celia looking up her eyepocalypse domain in the OIAR database?

Nvm probably just her last case

No glitch after “I’m fine”?

Aww Alice actually helping Celia with her panic attack

Celia opening up? Wasn’t on my season 2 bingo card

Alice’s guess is so close but also so far

“Our train of thought is not currently stopping at that destination” I’m stealing that thanks Alice

Alice is really just taking her theory and running with it without letting Celia dump the actual lore lmao

Oh hey Norris

Ough blog post case

Removed due to pending legal action? Tea

Elric again

What would this weird camera booth do with items in the room

Oooh I love the trippy glitches

I can see why this case was selected immediately after Celia and Alice were talking about portals. Freddie is trying to communicate.

Oh fuck he exposed it to a door and a window what happens now

Oh what the fuck

You know what? Fuck Gregory. Get his ass.

OH WHAT THE FUCK

Nice job escaping the Horrors I guess

Either Gregory was imitating Booth or Booth is lying. Both could lead to cool storylines

Gwen is really making me hate her tbh

Why does DPHW matter? What do the letters even stand for?

Does this mean that Bonzo needs to be sent on a new external assignment?

How Celia has managed to avoid telling Georgie anything of substance after all this time is honestly kind of impressive

Georgie trying to conspire with Celia is hilarious considering how much she doesn’t know

[pianocat939]

Ok so imagine: yan Chai punk ghost flower (pavitr, hobbie, Gwen, miles) sharing but platonic

And here I thought I would never have to write for Gwen /sarc/I still don't like her-

No Tw I think- other than implied yan type thoughts/feelilngs?

So here's like each Yan's role in the yan friend group-

Miles: He's really hesitant on acting on his feelings because he knows they’re problematic and wrong, but he slowly slips into his obsession. Istg you could say hi to him like a normal friend and he's standing there screaming internally from nervousness. Basically the awkward friend.

Gwen: Mom friend in a different form. The easiest way to explain it I guess is kind of a more stern mom friend. Like if you get hurt or something she'll call you an idiot but proceed to treat your wounds to the max.

Pavitr: The one inviting you to hangouts and constantly wanting to spend time with you. He's also the one to want to know a lot about you so if you ever wanna info dump or just talk about your interests he's your man (or Miles).

Hobie: The one who'll do the daring and nervewracking stuff for you if you don't wanna do it or need to see someone to do it before. Honestly, he gives cool uncle vibe. He'll also be the one getting you lots of stuff because either you're broke or it's just easier for him to get.

(This was more fun than I expected haha)

[femnoah]

Feral Female Noah part 4!!!

Part 1

Greece

Alejandro had woken up in a pretty good mood something feels off, he gained a new teammate pawn and got rid of the only person on the team that could see through him the only person he liked on the team, no he's not missing the snarky 'boy' already. Then he hears his new teammate threaten the jock sleep like the dead, could he be any more obvious? so clearly there's something going on that he needs to find out, something that'll likely keep him in the game if he plays his cards right. Then Chris calls the contestants to meet to explain the next challenge, by the time they get there Cody, Sierra and Gwen are already there and Tyler looks even more nervous interesting. The geek basically rushes over to the group exclaiming how happy he is to finally be on the guys team. This leaves Alejandro confused concerned and he takes note of everyone else's reactions. Sierra is shocked, looking like someone had just told her that the world had been taken over by scorpions, Tyler and Owen seem pretty excited, Duncan and Gwen look at each other briefly before looking away even more interesting, Chris just snaps at Cody about ruining surprises and well thought out speeches.

Chris is about to start explaining the challenge when Alejandro and Gwen ask at the same time 'where's Heather?' 'where's Courtney?'. Chris just looks around, narrows his eyes and sighs before turning to Chef and telling him to go fetch the gremlins. ('since when was Courtney a gremlin?' 'since she decided to befriend one' 'what?')

They wait in awkward silence for 15 minutes, there were multiple attempts at breaking it only for Chris to interject with 'ah' 'uhp' 'zip' until they gave up. Eventually they hear chatter down the hallway (Heather telling Courtney about how she dumped an ex of hers in front of the entire school when he called a wannabe prima Donna) and they're confused cause since when were the two friends? Like, they were constantly at each others throats over who would be team leader not even two days ago. The two girls emerge and pause their conversation to stare at the rest of the contestant, then they look behind them and then start snickering. Alejandro suddenly has a foreboding feeling. Chef then emerges and, low and behold, he's carrying the very 'boy' that was eliminated last night.

There are a couple of interjections before Chris explains how the elimination was actually a team swap (certain players are not happy with this).

They go to Greece and Alejandro notices that Sierra is suddenly a lot calmer. (Neha may or may not have pulled her to the side and mentioned that the way she was acting could get her or Cody eliminated and if she actually tries in the challenges and not mope around our thirst over cosy too much then Neha will tell Sierra a secret that not even most of the cast know) And then Duncan goes to 'Noah' and uses the EXACT SAME line that he used on Tyler earlier that morning could he be any more unoriginal the only difference is that 'Noah' immediately smirks and replies with "wow, don't you think it's a bit ballsy to be worrying about the other teams sleeping habits when your own team's right there?" Were Heather and Courtney snickering again?

Challenge goes pretty similar to cannon except Duncan wins the medal and for the wrestling it's Owen and Cody Vs Sierra and Neha. Sierra tackles Cody (she definitely wasn't using this as an excuse to hug him again, noooooooo) so Owen and Neha are just standing there staring at each other. Owen then walks out of the ring looking sheepish. Obviously his teammates are not happy with him and get him to explain. What was he supposed to do though, he joined a very special knighthood to help protect his little buddy and part of the oath was that he wasn't allowed to purposely hurt 'him' unless given permission! (Neha's brothers had found this to be a perfect opportunity to recruit a fellow brother to the cause, just imagine how funny an entire knighting ceremony would be with dark cloaks and everything, I just feel like Owen would take it very seriously. And yes, permission, cause they don't always know what their darling sister has cooked up in that devious brain of hers). Alejandro wins the hurdles against Courtney so it's still a tie.

Heather and Tyler do the tie-breaker (Tyler volunteered). Heather had to be convinced because Neha is lighter but Neha just told her that she feels like something is about to go down so it'd be better if she stays there. Plus Heather has a better chance of winning cause that girl is just too determined not to.

The whole Tyler spills the beans thing happens again, Duncan goes off it at him trying to deny it. Courtney just says 'I know'. Neha chimes in with 'did you really think I wouldn't tell her?'. Duncan is definitely not happy and lunges at Neha who just stands there. The fight is broken apart before it even starts. Alejandro and Owen grab Duncan and Neha is just picked up by Chef. 'Playing favourites are we' 'Hold it kid, Heather's just won so you can finish this on the plane if you're that desperate' 'wait, Tyler said he caught yous in the confessional but Noah told me he saw you in the cargo hold, did you seriously cheat on me again after you were caught the first time?!?!' Courtney is fuming.

The boys go through the elimination only for (surprise surprise) it to be an award challenge and Duncan isn't eliminated. The punk storms off afterwards (presumably to find Gwen) and they don't see him until just before the next challenge. It was a surprisingly somewhat peaceful night.

Meanwhile the girls minus Gwen (who is heaven knows where) have some bonding time and Neha tells Sierra that she's a she. The superfan asks her a lot of questions ('did you actually like my codykins then???' 'you should probably lose the my there and no, he's not my type, I'm not really into twiggy geeks' 'hmmmmm, I suppose that makes sense, I've always said that yous definitely don't have the right shipping dynamic but none of the rest of the fanbase agreed with me. I won't tell anybody and I'll try in the challenges BUT you have to give me your wig after you've been eliminated, it's like the most priceless total drama memorabilia at this point and I can't risk not getting it as the number one fan!' 'did sierra not say anything about Neha calling Cody a twiggy geek?' '...she didn't' 'you know what, got for it'.) It's definitely not the weirdest request she's been given (thanks Izzy) and she has a couple of back up wigs (once again, thanks Izzy).

Neha sees a flash of neon green in the corner of her eye so she excuses herself and follows him down to the cargo hold.

"Of course you'd follow me here, are you really looking forward to getting beat up that much." Duncan scowls at her. "I gave you the chance to own up to it you know" Neha replies. "Yeah, well it was stupid of you, just like it's pretty stupid to follow me down to the one place without cameras, especially now that your precious hosts aren't here to protect you. I mean, what'd you even do for that, suck them off or something? Oh well, it doesn't really matter I guess, I mean I did say I would kill you didn't I?" First of all, Neha knew that this place was definitely not the only place without cameras. Second of all, Neha was starting to get even more annoyed at the punk then she usually was which is saying something. Finally, what he just said was literally so gross cause not only were Chris and Chef a lot older than her (and she's definitely still underaged), but just the idea of it felt like incest, they were basically her chaotic uncles at this point (maybe father figures, she hasn't really read into it much). She feels like Duncan is kind of a major idiot for suggesting it so she tells him this. Well, she says "you're an absolute and utter moron, you're literally making Lindsey seem like Einstein" but she thinks it gets the point across. Weirdly the highlighter doesn't take very kindly to this so he lunges at her with his beloved knife and she acts without thinking, flipping him over her shoulder. She takes a moment to stare at the guy who's now clearly winded and can't help but to think back to the day before and how much she wanted to do that when he first threatened her, if it wasn't for that stupid contract....................................the stupid contract she's no longer under. She sees Duncan's eyes widen as he watches her smile turn nearly feral. She slowly raises her foot (which is currently covered in a steel-capped heavy boot) and stomps down, hard. Neha does try her hardest to keep her promises after all.

She notices that he's unconscious weakling so she just leaves to head back to first class where her new friends are waiting for her. He spends the entire night passed out on the floor.

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