#Pop-Tarts

[lovertm]

pop-tart light-switch & outlet covers by Zen Creations

[rickchung]

Unfrosted (dir. Jerry Seinfeld).

Netflix's wildly surreal business parody of the revolutionary invention of Pop-Tarts toaster pastries amidst the bitter Kellog's vs. Post Cereals rivalry in 1963 Battle Creek, Michigan is among the silliest period comedies with an all-star cast ever conceived. The whole thing feels like a stretched-out comedy sketch with top-notch production design aimed at mid-century boomer nostalgia for Cold War tensions culminating in the technological advancement from the space race but with breakfast snacks instead.

[serotonin-up]

Inspired by a thing my husband just said to me, I need the internet’s opinion.

[jigsawjo]

2024-05-07, 500, “Pop-Tarts”

[firewireblog-blog]

Pop-Tarts Reacts To Jerry Seinfeld's 'Unfrosted' Film, Streaming On Netflix May 3

All movies are better with Pop-Tarts, especially when the movie is about the Crazy Good snack itself. Pop-Tarts are the subject of Jerry Seinfeld’s highly anticipated Netflix film, ‘Unfrosted‘, a fictional comedy about the Pop-Tarts’ origin story, which was created without the involvement of the brand.  While Unfrosted’ is not brought to you by Pop-Tarts, to celebrate its release, and just in…

[woodelf68]

If you prefer the unfrosted version of one of the above, just mention that in the tags.

[stone-cold-groove]

Drop ’em in the toaster - or eat ’em just as they are.

[stardev94]

Ah, yes. I remember those Crazy Good Pop-Tarts commercials.

[dovesndecay]

I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

[nosamyrag]

[blueboxbeagle]

The brutal Pop-Tart murder during tonight’s football game

[t4t4ever]

Woah wait sorry if you don’t wanna talk about your like, gastrointestinal life please feel free to tell me to fuck off but.

Are we as Americans just used to the corn syrup?? Is this a problem most UK residents have? Our pop-tarts do not poison us! Well, at least not that noticeably. Is this an immunity-to-iocaine-powder princess bride situation??

where are you buying poptarts in Wales

The American Shop on Swansea High Street that's definitely a front for organised crime. It's a poisoned chalice, though. If you get pop tarts from a supermarket, they're made to UK standard, i.e. not full of laxative corn syrup, BUT they're only available in either chocolate or strawberry aka the most boring flavours. And they're about £2.50 a box.

If you go to a definitely-not-a-front shop, though, you get the Forbidden Flavours, like they sold in the UK in the 90s. As a kid I loved chocomallow, which the Americans know as S'mores. Also they have wild flavours that aren't really flavours, like birthday cake. BUT they contain constipation-be-gone ingredients and also cost £5.50 a box.

This last point is particularly interesting, because the American Shop still sells chocolate and strawberry flavours. Which means, if you want, you can pay double the price for a bland and easily obtainable elsewhere flavour that makes you shit yourself.

But it doesn't actually have to make sense, because it's a front.

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

"MOJO JOJO DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING, EITHER." FILE UNDER: KIDCORE, CLASSIC CARTOON NETWORK, BREAKFAST, JUNK FOOD, ETC...

PIC INFO: Resolution at 926×1386 -- Spotlight on a 2001 promotional advert for then-new limited edition Powerpuff Girls Pop-Tarts toaster pastries, "with sprinkles inspired by the girls who saved the day."

Source: www.ebay.com/itm/175346368405.

[firewireblog-blog]

Krispy Kreme x Pop-Tarts Crazy Good Doughnuts Collection

Krispy Kreme announced its first-ever partnership with Pop-Tarts, unveiling the Krispy Kreme x Pop-Tarts Crazy Good Doughnuts Collection. For a limited time at participating shops, Krispy Kreme is poppin’ off the new year with three insanely tasty new doughnuts: Pop-Tarts Frosted Strawberry Doughnut : an unglazed shell doughnut filled with strawberry filling, dipped in shortbread icing, and…

[thecosmiccircus]

Netflix's 'Unfrosted' Lacks Essential Filling

Parody movies were a staple in the late 2000s and early 2010s, my first exposure to the genre was Austin Powers which took its inspiration from one of my favorite franchises – James Bond. Netflix’s Unfrosted is in the same vein as those comedies but with similar intentions to another one of my favorites, The Founder, sugar-coating the reality and creation of an American meal staple. Jerry…