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omgggg santaaaaa you’re gonna hateee me for this but
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scratch that, make it 4 christmas elves please
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scratch that, make it 3 christmas elves please
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dear santa,
i would like 1 christmas elf for christmas please :)
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dont know why elves arent winning
theyre not human so you can kinda just look at it like a couple of sex toys tbh
i think thats what santa does too anyway if im not mistaken
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this is so sad, did nobody tell him they still send people up there? he completely restructured his 10 year plan for nothing
Bro what
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rewatching impractical jokers is so great because i lve been laughing to myself about a hypothetical punishment where they just straight up torture one of them and then they just torture Q for real in an episode
#impractical jokers#at what point is it no longer a bit?#alright murr for your punishment today we’re gonna strip you of all your skin
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"i just feel like boys are easier" -- parent who is going to emotionally neglect their amab kids
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it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game
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https://www.pzc.nl/antwerpen/dode-man-in-antwerps-stadspark-is-palestijnse-vluchteling-26-doodsoorzaak-nog-steeds-onzeker~aecdd622/
@vague-humanoid
Idk if anyone picked this up but it seems like this has gone under the radar as this is from last week.
Like not even Palestinian refugees are safe in the moral West, who have now been emboldened to kill Palestinians in the most depraved ways out in public with no repercussions.
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the one on the left seems nice, like okay!! i'll come over!! :)
the one on the right sickens me, dont fucking point at me you fucker, i hate his retched aura i wanna bite his finger off
i also wanna bite a toddler
i am still the dog in this scenario, i am their pitbull
me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with
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i think personally that daylight savings should be at 2pm so we can go home from work earlier but the other one should still happen at night so we gain an hour of sleep. has anyone looked into this yet?
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I use FIRE EXTINGUISHER (🧯) to put out FIRE (🔥)
[INSPECTION OUT OF DATE. FIRE EXTINGUISHER (🧯) FAILS. I SUCCUMB TO SMOKE INHALATION (💨🫁😵). FAMILY CASTS MOURN (🙁).]
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this is why ASMR Cranial Nerve Exam videos are so important
Juggernaut (Playstation)
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