#Poor boy.

[sugar-coat-it]

can you imagine teenage dream matty going to a pool party with his pals and seeing girly in her bathing suit??!!?

i wonder if he would lose his shit once he sees her?

i feel like he would probably have to stay in the pool so no one notices the tent in his trunks 🫣 but maybe someone would notice and give him a hard time hah.

love youuuuuuuuu

b <333

(Tumblr is a rat bastard and ate my response to this, I’ll try and remember everything I said)

OMG YESSSS

His jaw just drops when she unzips her hoodie to reveal her cute bikini. Has he seen her body before? Yes. Does that make him any less captivated? No, absolutely not. He’s whipped. He’s a mess. He's desperately trying to be respectful and not stare at her tits, “subtly” adjusting his swimming shorts. Matty's also just somewhat in disbelief that his girlfriend is so hot

Just when he thinks he can manage not embarrassing himself during the party, he’s absolutely done for the moment they’re all sitting by the pool eating popsicles under the beating sun. He's so tense as he occasionally glances over to watch her tongue lave over the sweet, brightly colored treat, the pressure at his crotch becoming unbearable. Then a bit of it drips onto her chest. He almost whimpers out loud.

“OKAY IM GOING SWIMMING, LAST ONE IN THE POOL HAS TO KISS HANN!” he shouts quickly, his voice cracking horribly somewhere in the middle of his sentence before he throws himself into the pool to hide his… predicament

His plan seems to be working well. That is until someone suggests playing chicken. Before he knows it, she’s perched on his shoulders, her warm, wet thighs near his head and jesus christ, someone save this poor boy

Even when everyone is ready to get out and dry off, Matty lingers in the pool, knowing the tent in his swimming trunks will be very noticeable if he gets out of the water. One of the guys probably does piece together what’s happening and cracks a joke about it, earning a threat and a death glare from a very bright pink Matty (“Come in here! I’ll sort you out! C’mere!” he shouts. It’s a lot less intimidating as a threat when he’s in swim shorts, stuck in a swimming pool). Eventually, he’s forced to get out, and you best bet he makes an absolutely mad dash for his towel, wrapping it around his waist in record time.

They do get a moment together in the house, slipping away from the eyes of his friends. He finally gets the chance to tell her how gorgeous she looks in her swimsuit and they end up making out in the kitchen, soaking wet.

[ahankar1610]

I started taking shipping unseriously after I saw people saying that Antonin Dolohov loved Hermione

[stromuprisahat]

Though in great pain, the king did not retreat to his bedchamber again, nor avail himself of dreamwine or milk of the poppy, but immediately set to pronouncing judgment upon the three “dayfly kings” who had ruled King’s Landing during the Moon of Madness. The squire was the first to face his wroth, and was sentenced to die for high treason. A brave boy, Trystane was at first defiant when dragged before the Iron Throne, until he saw Ser Perkin the Flea standing with the king. That took the heart from him, says Mushroom, but even then the youth did not plead his innocence nor beg for mercy, but asked only that he might be made a knight before he died. This boon King Aegon granted, whereupon Ser Marston Waters dubbed the lad (his fellow bastard) Ser Trystane Fyre (“Truefyre,” the name the boy had bestowed upon himself, being deemed presumptuous), and Ser Alfred Broome struck his head off with Blackfyre, the sword of Aegon the Conqueror.

Fire and Blood (George R. R. Martin)

[crazypaving]

anyway thinking 'bout the bit in night of the doctor where eight asks if his regeneration will hurt, gets told yes, & says good because he thinks he deserves the pain...

[tenpixelsusie]

poor boy *falls over and

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[lschmidtartblog]

Local neglected demon baby wants noodles. Please feed him

[manny-jacinto]

'Did you think I would have dark hair?'

[fantastic-nonsense]

"Damian should be a veterinarian when he grows up" this and "Damian should be a doctor" that….I think he should take advantage of his wealth and be an art major

[ragingtrees]

bro cannot enjoy his milk in peace

[pangur-and-grim]

one funny thing is that after committing a crime, Belphie will lie down super flat and look up with his big wet eyes. not stressed out or scared, just accepting that he’s broken the rules and might’ve earned a time out in the kitten room. it’s the “I’m waiting for you to carry me away” position

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike is gonna dread the next FNAF movie,,

[sheepwater]

Jack in the Cloudcalling outfit! I was reading the new event and wanted to know what jack would look like if he got to participate like planned soooo.... here he is :)

version without mask:

[feelingtheaster99]

It is completely in character for Percy to say he has some dumb questions, then ask incredibly valid questions that no one has brought up till now

[polin-erospsyche]

I love the difference between Pen and Colin. She’s loved him for years, silently but unwavering. While he’s just come to the realisation that somewhere along the line he’s fallen completely head over heels for her and he is UNHINGED about it. All I’m saying is Colin wouldn’t last a minute in the asylum where they raised her.

[hitohitonika]

I read somewhere that Luffy is so keen on being friends with Law because Law is the first person in his life to ever approach him first. In every other relationship, it was Luffy asking, or demanding, to be friends first.

And I haven't been the same ever since.