#Pokémon kid is back

[ethereal-w0lf]

More things Pokémon kid has said to me:

If you don’t know this kid at my gym told me the Pokémon he made up could kill god and beat two Mormon prophets in a fight

(For context I go to a queer friendly gym that sells pride stickers year round and has a pride flag in the entry way, I also live in Utah)

So here are some things he’s said:

“When I’m old enough and worthy I want to bring my Legos and favorite stuff animal in the temple so they can go to heaven too”

“My sister’s on her mission! When I’m big I want to go on a mission to New York!”

“When I go to space when I’m older I hope I can see gods face!”

“Why are so many guys in charge of the church? I think my mom would be the best leader ever!”

“When I get my own planet I hope I can still play Minecraft! If I do you’re invited to play with me!”

Like I said this kid is super sweet. I met his mom and she’s very nice, she’s a devout Mormon but she doesn’t follow the Anti LGBTQ stuff. She also had a coffee so I assume that rule isn’t followed either.

[cali-kabi]

~Happy 17th Anniversary Smash Bros. Brawl ^w^💫🌟

This game will always hold a special place in my heart I love the story so much and the character interactions too. I love how the Kirby and Mario characters play a huge part in the story :D redrew some of my favorite cutscene screenshots <3

[front-facing-pokemon]

[puppppppppy]

RETURN TO MONKE (PUBERTY EDITION)

MK’s monkey form doesn’t feel right to me so i wanted to break up his transformation into stages. Maybe as he learns to accept that side of himself it becomes part of him, instead of changing between human and monkey randomly (which is probably painful). Love yourself, NOW!!!

@zymstarz im tagging you for FULL MONKE

[sunbeam-stability]

He came back a little wrong

[spinningplushies]

I've seen your layouts on my dash. Can you make a Tumblr layout of Colress from Pokémon BW2, please? Thanks in advance :)

wow thank u anon!!! heres ur layout :)

pfp + header

cred in img, additional cred not req

[darlingcloudie-9]

this is my…… alter ego- ANITA MAXWYNN. ANITA MAXWYNN

[quibbs126]

I now have an extreme urge to rewatch Super Hero Squad

Probably because I heard the theme song today and now it won’t stop playing in my head, especially after I went looking for it again to listen to

Maybe I will, maybe I won’t, because despite how much I loved that show as a kid, I’m also aware it’s for a younger demographic, even more so than my usual shows I watch. But it’s in my brain again

But also also, can I say that this Iron Man’s voice keeps reminding me of TFA Optimus, but it’s not David Kaye voicing him, it’s Tom Kenny. But it sounds so much like him it keeps throwing me off

They probably don’t sound exactly the same, but they sound at least similar in my head (with Optimus being slightly deeper in tone), and it’s driving me crazy. I just had to say it

[silent-partner-412]

Explorers of Sky Chapter 2: Make an exploration team with your bestie who you helped battle off some bullies with! Train at Wigglytuff’s Guild to become stronger and the best explorers you possibly can 😊

Explorers of Sky Chapter 14: The person you thought was your greatest ally literally drags you through a portal to a ruined and desolate future, away from all your friends and effective family with no known way to return. He then immediately imprisons you and attempts to execute you for reasons you can’t even begin to comprehend.

I love this game so much

[emeraldbabygirl]

I hate hate hate like this drives me up the wall with anger if I think about it too much but time will always go forward and never backward I hate it I wanna be a kid playing Pokémon games again :(

[front-facing-pokemon]

[quewinkle]

Vulpix and ninetails gijinka! A sad 1950s house wife who realizes she loves women and rock music and subsequently runs off with her lover to be a kick ass lesbian farm grandma!

[wizd0mz]

Had to start over in Pokémon sleep 😴 🙃 add me!!

[zosonils]

oh ok that works too

[therantingsage]

i just found your calf1sh fic and read the entire thing in 2 days oh my god. your writing is so good. YOUR WRITING IS SO. GOOD. i am going to go consume your other splatoon fics as well because it's SO. GOOD!!! i love the way you write callie and dedf1sh and both of them together and ahhhh!!! it's just so good!!!!

Hi there!! I noticed all your comments! So glad you liked it! I wish writers block wasn’t kicking me right now or there’d be more tbh. But I refuse to ever permanently abandon a fic so I will continue Communing with the Dead eventually!!

I will say, fair warning, the og ‘Did you know you’re my hero?’ is….kinda old by now, so it’s not quite my proudest work, despite how much all the people on Wattpad like it skdhdhhddhhd I’m much more proud of the sequels. Lots of personal lore in those. The side OCs in those are genuinely some of my favorite OCs of all time. They’re soooo important to me. So I hope you enjoy them!!

Unrelated sorta but I do actually plan to involve Dedf1sh in U&R continuity at some point. Whenever I get around to writing the next installment. Since she’s apparently fuzzified in canon now. So it’ll be a different Ded than the one in Communing but I do want her there! Because Communing made me attached to her as an entity when I really wasn’t before.

Uhhhh tldr thanks for enjoying my writing I’m very flattered!! Hope you like my other stuff!!

[awshithereigoagain]

OP can you make a guide or tell me which one you used??? this is everything kid me would have wanted for her platinum team 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I really wouldn’t know where to start now

please let me introduce you to NeverHappy, my most beloved pokemon ever.

i found her as a budew on someone else’s save file after buying a used copy of pokemon platinum. the name “NeverHappy” was a pretty obvious joke about how budew evolves from happiness, and since the previous owner was going to keep her in a box forever, never use her, and never evolve her, she would never be happy. this activated some feral response in my brain and i decided no. she WOULD be happy. i was still replaying through all my old gen 4 games at the time but i traded her off to my other gen 4 files for safekeeping until i could do stuff with her.

oh trust me game. i would.

so you might have thought my plans were to simply evolve her and beat the game with her, get her to level 100, maybe even EV train her - but i had much bigger plans. i was going to ribbon master her. the ribbon master challenge, or the process of “ribbon mastering” a pokemon, is getting every single ribbon possible on a pokemon from the game it was caught in to the most recent game it can be transferred to. if you weren’t aware, that’s a LOT of ribbons. there are 40 in gen 4 alone. i had a lot to do.

(the above clean screenshot was taken by backing up my cartridge save and screenshotting a battle video in emulator. however, i did all of this on my actual DS! i don’t like playing on emulator. not as fun)

i had to beat every contest (normal-master rank in all 5 categories) and do a bunch of other random stuff but my favorite part of the process was defeating the battle tower… 6 times. the battle frontier contains the most challenging battles in gen 4 by far, as opponents have good stats and competitive movesets. there’s 6 battle tower ribbons in gen 4 - two for singles at different points in the win streak, one for doubles, one for multis /w NPCs, one for multis /w another player (i just played with myself on two dses), and one for ranking up in the wi-fi room, which is now accessible again due to fan servers restoring internet functionality for gens 4 and 5.

NeverHappy was randomly caught in the wild and did not have a competitive nature or stats, so i figured that she would just be tagging along in the back while i took out all the win streaks with 2 good pokemon, but she ended up clutching out wins in times of dire need… multiple times. she even ended up being necessary in the wi-fi room to stall out prevalent hacked pokemon like no guard sheer cold machamp, which hits 1 hit KO moves every time, with a gimmicky and convoluted leech seed + substitute strategy.

i could go into all of my team members and the excessive lengths i went to get them all (don’t even get me started on my shiny competitive latias from pokemon emerald) but that’s a story for another day.

by the end of gen 4 i was extremely emotionally attached and she was already becoming one of my favorite pokemon, now with 40 whole ribbons after days and weeks of effort.

i have ribbon mastered pokemon before, so all of my save files in gens 6, 7, and 8 were already set up to transfer neverhappy into and grab all of the ribbons. i had a lot more battling and little tasks ahead of me. it’s really cool how ribbon mastering forces you to interact with pretty much every feature of every pokemon game.

and so i transferred her! gen 5 doesn’t have any ribbons, so it was just an intermediary to transfer into gen 6. at this point, i had also acquired a shiny luxray from pokeradar chaining in platinum named Nightlight, and i was ribbon mastering them together, but once again, a story for another day.

first into gen 6… getting the super training ribbon was really annoying but the battle maison was pretty easy. i had a team in multis with terrakion and a whimsicott with beat up that could 1 hit KO all of the boss battle’s legendaries in one hit LOL

then gen 7… this one went by pretty quickly but i opted to get the best friends ribbon here instead of in XY or ORAS because it was really simple to get with rainbow pokebeans, since all you have to do is max out affection and it only takes a couple rainbow beans to do that in USUM.

and gen 8! you can see nightlight to the left in this picture. by far the hardest part of gen 8 was getting the ribbon awarded for winning a battle in master rank in online VGC against other players. i definitely had to grind that one for a while.

then, she even got an award in BDSP for being a pokemon originating from the original diamond/pearl/platinum games, which was really cool.

oh, and since i had cloned neverhappy back in gen 4 with a glitch so that i would always have a copy of her in her origin games, i was able to take this neat picture! how the times have changed LMAO

luckily she was even a part of PLA’s roster and i was able to take a picture with her there, too… which actually might end up being important since there’s an invisible flag somewhere in the game’s code that gets turned on when you take a picture with your pokemon in the photo studio, which could potentially become a ribbon in the future in another game.

so, trainer Platina from 2016, you were wrong! NeverHappy is in fact happy now and has done more than most people’s pokemon have seen in their entire lifetime. she is my most cherished pokemon and i love her more than i love myself. i think i would die for her

i abbreviated this story a lot because i didn’t want to make this post longer than it already was but i was randomly inspired to talk about this today since SV is coming out soon and there will be more ribbons to collect for any of my ribbon masters that can be transferred into SV, which got me thinking about her. my journey with ribbon mastering has taught me more about pokemon games than any normal person should ever know and if you were interested in any details i left out or how i accomplished certain ribbons (including battle frontier strategies) feel free to shoot me an ask! :D i love talking about pokemon at any time any day of the week.