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Vulpix and ninetails gijinka! A sad 1950s house wife who realizes she loves women and rock music and subsequently runs off with her lover to be a kick ass lesbian farm grandma!
#her Firestone is Woodstock btw#her name is Vixie but as she gets older she prefers Vix#she got married at 18 to her husband Todd#and was just super depressed and empty#then she meets a jolteon who brings color back into her life#jolteon introduces her to alternative fashion and sexuality#from there she forms a close bond with a delphox who introduces her to substances#they go to Woodstock together and Vixie vows to never go back to who she was#she hitchhikes around the country making all sorts of friends#but I’m the rural area she meets a mudsdale#strong and beautiful and just as stubborn as she is#they get married and work together on mudsdales farm#they end up adopting a few stray kids over the years#design wise there isn’t much to say about vulpix#but ninetails? oh yeah#she’s got the blue jeans to represent her alolan form#a plaid shirt to show off her farm life and to call out cow punk culture#a bleach tie dye shirt from some blondie merch she bought at a concert#red sunglasses for ninetails red eyes#and she BEEFY#I got sick of all the elegant gijinkas#wanted to make something different and not kitsune shrine maiden#anyways any notes of thoughts?#vulpix#ninetails#vulpix gijinka#ninetails gijinka#oh god ninetails is the grandma from Napoleon dynamite#Pokémon gijinka#human pokemon
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