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Ed and a kid Pel ready for a fun day out!! Ed is going to sweat to death running after Pel but nevermind that
#this is still a 50-year-old man running after his 10-year-old#please someone help him#steph art#steph ocs#eddy moytoy#pelagosa
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I feel like I’m being mean to Adam Cole on here, but I’m so sorry his tan is so awful and it’s haunting me.
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a quarter way through the sunshine court and I’m crying and screaming and throwing up idk if I can keep doing this
#jean my beloved#please someone help him#jean moreau#jeremy knox#the sunshine court#the foxhole court#tsc#all for the game#aftg
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I don’t think Jimmy is breaking the Canary curse this season. Mans already has under 20 hearts and it’s only the first episode.
I want to believe in him but my goodness
#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#trafficblr#secret life#canary curse#please someone help him#I want him to break the curse but the secret keeper wants him dead
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Let me teach him some things including riding a bike...
#please someone help him#he seems so lost#and scared#come to mommy#jude bellingham#england nt#real madrid fc
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Tubbo is way to insecure and too much a people pleaser for Cher
Combined with the drinks, lack of sleep and having streamed for 33 days he’s a mess
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Chapters: 36/? Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Billy Hargrove/Steve Harrington
Chapter 36: fall through the air (part two)
“What are you doing?” Max whispers blearily from the doorway, her hand sweeping around for the light switch, eyes still mostly shut.
“Go back to bed,” he says. “You’re dreaming.”
“Billy,” she breathes, annoyed.
“I’m fine, Max.”
She grumbles a non-reply, shuffling away, her door closing softly a moment later.
His reflection stares back at him in dim shades of blue, dark smears of shadow for eyebrows and the start of a mustache, and his fringe dripping limply behind his ears, staying put no matter which way he styles it: waiting for it to come loose on its own.
He gives up, dropping the wetted comb back in the sink.
^^^
#maybe there is a beast#harringrove#happy new year!!!#writing out billy's list of fantasies in this made me laugh so hard#please someone help him
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So like, I forgot to say this: When Luocha first came into the Astral Express, he was nearby the omni-synthesizer meanwhile Welt was like all the way at the entrance of the parlor car as if he was stuck their dumbfounded and keeping a distance from Luocha.
Uncle literally living through PTSD at that moment. I didn't took a picture because I thought I was half-asleep at that point but it was hilarious enough to stick to my head.
And now, Luocha came for a second visit and-----
As if that wasn't enough, there is context.
I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING BUT HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH---- UNCLE IS DOING HIS BEST NOT TO LET IT HAPPEN A THIRD (FOURTH?) TIME LMAO
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Anyway this journal entry made me want to cry
#dracula daily may 31#dracula daily#dracula#our good friend jonathan#our poor friend#please someone help him#book
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look i love mello's outfits normally but it has to be said: this is some kingdom hearts type shit with the fucking boots and pants situation. baby WHAT are you doing. why do those kinda look like sweatpants.
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@softersinned — liked this post for a starter from john doe.
he's never been a fan of outings like this. william insists that it's business, and it's important, so it needs to be carried out. but what john doesn't understand is why he has to be brought along. he'd much prefer to stay back at the flat, tackling the stack of books that he'd been promising himself for too long that he'd start reading. when he'd expressed that desire to william, he'd be told that it was important for john to be an active witness to the politics of their world, just in case. the open-endedness of the just in case had made him uneasy and unsettled, but he doesn't question it any further. he's trusting of his sire, and if that's what needs to be done, then so be it.
the problem comes when he's left alone. william has taken to a private room with baldwin montclair — who john is assured is an incredibly influential person — which means he now has to find a way to bide his time as he waits. currently, he's examining what looks to be a very in-depth oil painting, hands clasped behind his back as he leans in closer to try and make out what the artist's signature is.
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Blep. (Sequel to the boop)
Or alternatively titled: Snake Jamil, but even larger noodle
The species that Jamil is based on here is called the Blood Python (special thanks to @kirexa for the information!), which can reach an average of 4-6 ft in length and up to 30 lbs in weight.
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#my art#oc#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#i'm so sorry he doesn't show up as a human in this one#but please gaze upon him as a pretty snake#jamil viper x yuu#twst mc#twst yuu#twst yuusona#shiokawa mayu#jamimayu#did you know i watched so many snake videos for reference#and the more i learned abt them the more they were just#so jamil...#like u gotta hold them close to make them feel more secure#vs in the air#and risk getting bitten#but its a risk you should be willing to take for the animal#stuff like that#anyway someone send help#her neck & shoulder muscles ouch
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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.
Bonus:
#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks#hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature#ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete#they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot
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Au where this happens instead of the portal incident
Edit: someone did write a fic about it. Wow. Here
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#someone should write me a fic about this actually. pretty please?#Ford calls Stan to help him and he slerps with Bill instead so now everything is fine au#gravity falls#bill cipher#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#billford#billstan#art#fanart#traditional art#watercolor#meme redraw#young stanford pines#young stan pines
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Jazz takes care of a de-aged Danny, and they lay low in Gotham. But just because Danny’s body is younger doesn’t mean his powers have lessened. In fact, they’ve only grown harder to control. Having the energy of a child makes containing his powers harder (just like when he first got them) until they realize that Danny’s powers are much easier to control when he can get rid of some of his excess energy. Jazz hears about a free gym open to all that is also meta-proof (more durable) from a wonderful woman at the library. (Lookin at you Babs)
The gym has a gigantic kids play area, along with classes for all ages and a training area complete with an American Gladiator style obstacle course for adults. Jazz will use the obstacle course sometimes when her boss has fully ticked her off. Stephanie and Cass volunteer there whenever they can. Jason always sends the alley kids there too because it’s close by and a safe place. Dick leads a class there whenever he can.
Dick actually holds the record for the obstacle course. Until Jazz gives it a go after a particularly trying day. She doesn’t realize there’s a record. She never would have used the course if she’d known. Training with Pandora and Fright Knight gave her plenty of advantages with how she can use her liminality and she definitely doesn’t need to stand out.
But again, she doesn’t know there’s a record. Or that someone saw her going repeatedly through the course (Stephanie) and decided to time her on her next go. (She doesn’t film without permission because she’s respectful of boundaries like that) She does post Jazz’s time in the Batfam group chat to take Dick down a couple notches though.
Or someone else (not Batfam, just a random citizen) takes a video of her doing the course and posts it on the internet and now they (Jazz and Danny) have to stay one step ahead of Vlad, the Batfam, their parents, and avoid the GIW. How hard can it be?
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#jazz fenton#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#jasmine fenton#dc x dp au#anger management ship#hardcover ship#someone please yoink this#I love watching people do those courses#also a race between Jazz and Dick would be AMAZING#Jason might fall in love a bit#not because she beat Dick although that’s a plus#but because she beat up a couple of thugs#he was a civilian at the time and saw her defending her son and HAD to help#and she definitely accidentally punched Jason in the face#it was awesome#she apologized profusely#Danny laughed#and invited him over for dinner#Jazz reluctantly agreed it was the least she could do#Jason was touched until they tried to cook and almost burned down the kitchen#then he took over so they wouldn’t poison him#meanwhile Dick is having an existential crisis and is simultaneously super excited that one of his students beat him
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Getting back to drawing things like this with one of my fav part of the book ✨
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wei wuixan#lan wangji#i love how Wei wuxian is a softy#And doesn't try to act like he is not#that's why Lan wangji loves him#that's why I love him#any way we keep on with the brain rot#I want to read the auidio drama so bad but I don't now how#someone help please#the untamed#lan zhan#wei ying#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation
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