#Please go outside

[chronicallyonline101]

IVE FINISHED THEORISING okay so i know you're going to just brush me off as crazy and say my theory is wrong BUT I DONT CARE the world needs to hear me

i noticed in the sneak peek you gave us there was a distinct lack of MC, in fact, there was a distinct lack of a LOT of characters; Ghiaccio and Risotto are the only ones present, and we are at least told that Melone, Illuso and Prosciutto are alive - but nothint on the rest, AND at the same time, we are told THREE people are dead.

i think its safe to assume that if you were to kill anyone in la squadra it would be Gelato and Sorbet; their deaths fuel La Squadra's narrative and i dont think the plot of the series would have gone the same way if they lived, additionally, they are not love interests in the story so they serve no narrative purpose OTHER than pushing La Squadra's fate - so, i think by chapter 22 they'll be dead, but that begs the question, who is the third person who died?

my dearest Chronically Online, you cannot fool me; IT IS MC WHO IS DEAD. she isn't mentioned ONCE in the sneak peek, BUT, Melone is said to be "so depressed he cant even look up from his laptop" and Ghiaccio claims that Babyface his picking up on someone's DNA in Sardinia, this person is referred to as "she" NOW at first i thought they were talking about Trish, but Ghiaccio seemed *too* emotionally invested in this supposed "she" for it to be Trish, AND, Risotto claims he needs to "grieve" but has no time to do so because he needs to go to Sardinia; why else would he be grieving unless someone he loved died?

SO I THINK, somehow, during the events of VA, MC gets seperated from La Squadra in a way that makes them *think* she's dead, but she's not. if she's in Sardinia, then that means she's probably with Bruno? EITHER WAY i cant wait for you to post more chapters im literally shaking and biting my nails I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS

you are actually insane. like. genuinely, im not even joking anymore, go outside, touch some grass, breathe in fresh air, im going to block you on Ao3 because i think thatd be better for your mental health

[adarku]

the fact that people are mad about the whole michaela stirling thing is actually so funny to me because what are you mad about? not being able to to y/n yourself into being with your favourite character?

[jewishbarbies]

[damiandie]

Posting this here because we need to stop all the negativity. You as a blog owner are allowed 2 moderate what you post. You SHOULD moderate what you choose to answer and post. Most of the asks on this blog were just targeted hate 2 artists.

I don't care if I get any hate for this I'm doing this for the people who are scared to say anything

[rockingthegraveyard]

It’s so bizarre how touchy of a subject shipping is. Maybe it shows my age that I just don’t get it. Why do you even care who ships what? Like, are you not tired? Isn’t an inconsequential and fictitious thing such a ridiculous matter to get upset over? Don’t you see the absurdity of using shipping as a base to judge ones morality?

[witheredoffherwitch]

You'd have to be a complete loser to lambast an actor/actress for their portrayal of your least-desired character.

Some of you online warriors with sociology majors sure know how to bring the fire-power in the form of snarky comments and whatnot - it's super impressive! If only you could use that same energy to land a job or something instead... 😒

[vorgoth]

i feel like. as a fat person who's been shamed by strangers and peers my whole life, i admit that if i happen to see like 10 ocs in a row that are skinny, perfectly made up with unparalleled features or w/e i absolutely get annoyed and bitter sometimes.

it makes me feel that even in gaming i can't escape beauty standards that have tortured me for years lol

but. i do think that sometimes ppl on the internet (and on this website.) are just. fucking mean. and get a rush from being mean. and it's getting rlly old

[isogenderskitty]

if you cant engage in fandom without shipping anything you should really take a long look at yourself and maybe learn to free yourself from this amatonormativity

this just in: local biromantic is a bad person for enjoying romance

bestie i’m not telling you how to engage with fandoms. go make a post celebrating ella being canonically single and i’ll reblog it enthusiastically if i see it. i’m literally just sitting in a corner playing barbies. and if you really hate that this much the block button is free and easy to use.

[molliemoo3]

How awful of a human being do you have to be to send someone death threats multiple times during a season, just for doing there fucking job???? Callums now on private (with his almost 100k followers) and JHR have some of their comments turned off but its ridiculous that any small mistake Callum makes that affects Canapino (even if Canapino is also to blame) results in death threats and insults is a fucking joke and they seriously need to get a grip. He's a human being, not a robot, sometimes he'll fuck up, sometimes it'll affect your guy, be mad all you want but dont lose your humanity and compassion over it please

[uselessdancedata]

Okay so ur coming at molly for posting a combo on dyllans birthday but what about Dylan who is also an adult posting massive p21 slander days before the new season meeting

i've said it before and i'll say it again. deliberately referring to dyllan as an adult in order to artificially lump her into the same category as molly and shannon, instead of where she obviously belongs with the girls closer to her age that she grew up with and shared life experiences with, the second the clock hit 12 on her 18th birthday a few days ago, is not only manipulative but also one of the biggest loser moves i've seen from this community.

[phierecycled]

istg i better not see a falsettos fan fic with whizzer as a wizard werewolf or some shit in the next couple of days—

[evilneo]

maybe it isnt that deep and probably "filthcore" will become dated but people have been calling themselves fagdyke for longer than youve been alive lol

[kourt-wants-a-pager]

Iconic Taylor Swift advice

[kitsune23star]

Of course you just brush off the call out instead of acknowledging you fetishize enby people and erase transmasc adrogynous people. Then you make them a submissive bottom, because of course trans people can never top. Right? You're disgusting. Fuck off and get raped.

[fives-girlfriend]

TFW you vaguepost and force people to feel bad for their kinks because god forbid someone have different tastes than you

I literally didn't say people weren't allowed to like it???? I was expressing my own disappointment over a chapter of something I was looking forward to containing something that I, personally, happen to dislike, that the author had literally no reason to know that I, personally, happened to dislike it

What are you, 14

[adjectivenounnumber]

Anyone else notice how dismissive insults like “please go outside” and “touch grass” get leveraged almost exclusively at autistic people for caring about things “too much”? Maybe it’s time to retire those phrases js