#kidding but

[chronicallyonline101]

IVE FINISHED THEORISING okay so i know you're going to just brush me off as crazy and say my theory is wrong BUT I DONT CARE the world needs to hear me

i noticed in the sneak peek you gave us there was a distinct lack of MC, in fact, there was a distinct lack of a LOT of characters; Ghiaccio and Risotto are the only ones present, and we are at least told that Melone, Illuso and Prosciutto are alive - but nothint on the rest, AND at the same time, we are told THREE people are dead.

i think its safe to assume that if you were to kill anyone in la squadra it would be Gelato and Sorbet; their deaths fuel La Squadra's narrative and i dont think the plot of the series would have gone the same way if they lived, additionally, they are not love interests in the story so they serve no narrative purpose OTHER than pushing La Squadra's fate - so, i think by chapter 22 they'll be dead, but that begs the question, who is the third person who died?

my dearest Chronically Online, you cannot fool me; IT IS MC WHO IS DEAD. she isn't mentioned ONCE in the sneak peek, BUT, Melone is said to be "so depressed he cant even look up from his laptop" and Ghiaccio claims that Babyface his picking up on someone's DNA in Sardinia, this person is referred to as "she" NOW at first i thought they were talking about Trish, but Ghiaccio seemed *too* emotionally invested in this supposed "she" for it to be Trish, AND, Risotto claims he needs to "grieve" but has no time to do so because he needs to go to Sardinia; why else would he be grieving unless someone he loved died?

SO I THINK, somehow, during the events of VA, MC gets seperated from La Squadra in a way that makes them *think* she's dead, but she's not. if she's in Sardinia, then that means she's probably with Bruno? EITHER WAY i cant wait for you to post more chapters im literally shaking and biting my nails I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS

you are actually insane. like. genuinely, im not even joking anymore, go outside, touch some grass, breathe in fresh air, im going to block you on Ao3 because i think thatd be better for your mental health

[bisexualalienss]

“i haven’t technically had kids yet” or whatever he said. yeah that line is important

[nprescott]

Lis cast version of this song.

[saerins]

Ever since you mentioned that chap. 7 is gonna be angsty, I can't stop thinking about someone dying. And now since you said about deathcard, you know what I am thinking? I was thinking about that before too but anyways.

I was imagining that y/n will be the one to die (cuz Mirin) but somehow Sae saves her and dies instead? And then Riono suffers in grief and Mirin, being a little bi*ch she is blame her for it? Then she just don't end up with Reo.

(Sorry if it sounds like a gacha life sfory)

man my inbox is depressing today huh ??? sae saving yn would plunge yn into SUCH GRIEF omg my poor bbg </3 if that happened mirin would undoubtedly hang it over her head but if mirin planned it girl would 100% be rotting in jail 😭 and reo is left to try and heal yn who can’t be healed anymore that’s it that’s my ending </3

[gleesongtournament]

Song Tournament Update - Tie Breakers

Out of our 340 round 1 match ups, five resulted in ties. We'll need to break those before round 2 starts so

Saturday (5/13/32) at 12 am EST there will be a little tie breaker round

The songs will be matched up differently than they were initially and hopefully there's a clear winner with all of them!

[rowlfthedog]

Crowdfunding to get the Rowlf Tumblr Guy a Rowlf plushie (preferably from the 2011/Most Wanted plush set) :o(

[mjj-nostalgia]

So, I started a Vintage Finds tiktok and I made one with MJ inspired pieces. Thought y'all might like it! 🥹

[oars]

can someone give me 20000 dollars for my birthday

[tvguts]

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[sparrowlucero]

like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

[unpeeled-human]

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

[bisexualalienss]

angie craig changed her vote on that horrible 9495 bill (still passed the house) after i sent her a pissed off email ☺️

[ladyshinga]

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

[violetreminder]

I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.