#Please come to the castle
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hiya-im-mary · 11 months ago
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Dear Mario…
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werewolfetone · 7 months ago
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Funniest error ever in historical fiction TO ME as someone who is rlly into 18th century history is when an author obviously thinks "breeches" is just a fancy antiquated word for trousers. why are the breeches of a character in this book set in 1845 I'm reading allegedly brushing the tops of his shoes rn
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graceschasity · 4 months ago
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Waiting for the digital ticket announcement like
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mxmarsbars · 1 year ago
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doodled them yesterday and figured I’d color it because I actually liked it smiles ^_^
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hanzajesthanza · 11 days ago
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geralt is also a most real depiction of good quality fatherhood and great girldad representation because EVEN THOUGH witchers don’t even experience aging at the same rate as non-GMO humans, EVEN THOUGH it would be “biologically impossible,”
geralt having had been raising a pre-teen girl for maybe a few months to a year already “gave the impression of having aged,” his “face slashed by wrinkles.” the emotional toll on this man from raising she-devil ciri
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and this is only the very beginning of the saga. BEFORE everything goes to shit. the wrinkles have set in
#i know this is description is colored by triss’… [sighs] aroused… point of view#but the lines in the second screenshot are such a good description of him come on 🥺#same with when cahir sees ciri then him at thanedd#it’s not canon but please also apply to yennefer post-thanedd 🙏#can you imagine geralt and yennefer reuniting at stygga castle and yennefer only got even more MILFy#sorry. who said that#it’s actually surprising that when geralt frees her from her shackles#we don’t get a paragraph about how he was down bad. not the time geralt but you know he would be thinking ‘ravishing’#meanwhile yennefer is covered in blood and bruises and her hands are fucked from torture and geralt’s still adoring her beauty#yennefer: at her most undignified | geralt: i would worship her#yes yes i know they were defeated and horribly empty at stygga castle#but i’m just saying despite it all the love and attraction persisted. despite IT ALL#you know like they changed so much and got even more fucked up and traumatized#well i’m just raising my hand to say well also they also got sexier.#actually fuck it remember she appears like a titaness for a brief moment. her short queen REALNESS#like i do think geralt deciding to split up is what further doomed the hanza (they were already doomed but you know)#(it was very scooby doo of him to do that)#(on the way there) ​angoulême sees stygga on the cliffside jutting out above the lake: what?! that creepy castle… nuh-uh…#milva: … would you do it for a bump of fisstech? | angoulême: … | milva: two bumps of fisstech?#um anyways#i was going to say that ​once geralt freed yennefer it was OVERRR for vilgefortz and skellen and co#BOOO you were all fucked. woman unleashed#remember when bonhart attacks yennefer it is like a lion and a panther in the cell#geralt just unleashed the panther on them#they really should have had yennefer under stronger security like i guess vilgefortz’ misogyny really was the death of him#that is also kind of true because he dies because of geralt’s amulet from fringilla#so it was literally because of several women and a girl and also a vampire that he triumphs#you know when you put dandelion with a group of women it feels like a fox in a henhouse. even if said fox is stupid and gets kicked#however putting regis with a group of women is something like the angel that appeared to mary#the elbow-high diaries
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ladykyriaa · 11 months ago
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It's 4 am and you know what I would love aside from Jinmao finally, officially going canon?
People knowing about Jinmao. Like imagine their reactions if they knew that the creepy poison obsessed gremlin that they knew of managed to bag one of the if not, the hottest most beautiful nymph to have ever existed
What more the aforementioned gremlin is currently chasing one the crystal palace ladies, smiling like a peverted old man "why won't you let mE HAVE A BIT OF YOUR SALIVA" "leaVE ME tHE FuCK aLONE"
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percheduphere · 11 months ago
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@starrose17 - Your Lokius slow-mo gifset is the only reason this AU exists in my head.
Special thank you to all the gif-artists (especially, @mobius-m-mobius and @mmobiuses) who made this cobbled-up comparison (not to mention my metas) possible.
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thebluespacecow · 3 months ago
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''You do this and then you are the moster they say you are! Frank!!'' Karen that man just made fun of his recently brutaly murdered family. I think he should have this one.
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bbgpunisher · 4 months ago
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you ever think about frank and kids
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Cloak and Dagger #14 (1987)
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novamariestark · 7 months ago
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Coming Soon (hopefully 😂 when 🧠allows)
Castle x reader - (angsy/fluff) reader finds out that she's pregnant. She's not too concerned about Richard, but she's worried about how Alexis will take the news.
John Nolan x reader - (angst/smut) reader and John have a fight before work about reader's mom coming to stay with them for a week. After his shift, John makes it up to her.
Bucky Barnes x Reader - Echoes, Fragments & Puzzle Pieces (Part 5) - Tony gives Lia her new power muffler bracelets just before his big party. Lia has alcohol for the first time in her life.
Bucky Barnes x reader - (angst/fluff) Enemies to Lovers - reader is a former S.H.I.E.L.D Agent who joined the Avengers when it fell. Her and Bucky have a hate/hate relationship. Reader doesn't trust that he won't try to kill her again. Being Sam's best friend, purposely annoying Barnes becomes her favourite past time.
John Nolan x reader - (smut) Sleeping with your rookie is a bad idea... right?
Alden Parker x reader (Request) - 🤫🤣 this one I've been trying to write for about a month. I've had so many drafts but the end product wasn't good enough or I just felt like it was so bad. I love the idea soo much too 😩
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abooklover · 1 year ago
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I am out of control at the moment. I have lost count of how many times I’ve watched the red white and royal blue trailer and every time I come on here and see more people posting about it I get the urge to watch it again and again and again until august 11.
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sleepylittle-wolf · 27 days ago
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Still waiting for something.
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uniforestchan · 3 months ago
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"Welcome to the Adventure Creator! Welcome to the Adventure Creator! Welcome to the Adventure Creator! Welc"
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shivunin · 8 months ago
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To me, tag games and ask games are like when you would plop down in the sandbox as a kid and just start having a conversation with the kids around you
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tenrose · 4 months ago
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I finally planned my holiday trip that happend to be in a month (I'm too late lmao), I'm going to Dublin!!!!
Ireland has been one of my dream destination for so long, I can't believe I'm going there!!!!
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willowparkfanclub · 8 months ago
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okay look. not to gatekeep but i think if you're a newer starkid and you can't tell me 1) who julia albain is 2) what little white lie is and 3) all the names in liam's got a phone call, i don't wanna hear your complaints about what starkid chooses to produce next
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