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♡♡ you can still reblog and claim your wish even if the poll has expired by the time it reaches your dashboard — there’s no expiration date for the magic ♡♡

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Are you sure about that?

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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cute things to do if your bf is an eldritch body horror abomination:

✧ kiss his tentacles ✧ buy him donuts to devour ✧ try to hug his entire 30-feet body ✧ listen to his trills, growls and songs ✧ let him take you to his pocket dimension ✧ hold his organs for him ✧ despair at the implications of an everchanging body in constant need of transformation ✧ cuddle!

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Please tell me I'm the only one that had a dream about the ocean splitting like fuckin' Moses.

Also, what does it mean?

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To this day, you cannot tell who is who.

Ya know what pisses me off?!

Me having hyperspecific minecraft mod wants.

Like, Bendy has a mod of his own (If only a little rough around the edges from what the pictures showed.) The Walten Files has a mod of its own. (Analog horror fans rejoice) Sonic.EXE has a mod featuring Green Mountain.

But I can't find a mod for IMSCARED that doesn't include every other horror killer in existence and stands on its own! I can't find one for ENA, either! I can't even find one for Mario 64, let alone B3313 or SM64: Classified! (I dunno how the former would work, myself... but still.)

I'd make it myself if I could, but I've never used Java in that way before! I don't know SHIT! I couldn't code if my life depended on it!

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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I meant for, like, 1.20.1 (cuz I use From The Fog.)

Ya know what pisses me off?!

Me having hyperspecific minecraft mod wants.

Like, Bendy has a mod of his own (If only a little rough around the edges from what the pictures showed.) The Walten Files has a mod of its own. (Analog horror fans rejoice) Sonic.EXE has a mod featuring Green Mountain.

But I can't find a mod for IMSCARED that doesn't include every other horror killer in existence and stands on its own! I can't find one for ENA, either! I can't even find one for Mario 64, let alone B3313 or SM64: Classified! (I dunno how the former would work, myself... but still.)

I'd make it myself if I could, but I've never used Java in that way before! I don't know SHIT! I couldn't code if my life depended on it!

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Ya know what pisses me off?!

Me having hyperspecific minecraft mod wants.

Like, Bendy has a mod of his own (If only a little rough around the edges from what the pictures showed.) The Walten Files has a mod of its own. (Analog horror fans rejoice) Sonic.EXE has a mod featuring Green Mountain.

But I can't find a mod for IMSCARED that doesn't include every other horror killer in existence and stands on its own! I can't find one for ENA, either! I can't even find one for Mario 64, let alone B3313 or SM64: Classified! (I dunno how the former would work, myself... but still.)

I'd make it myself if I could, but I've never used Java in that way before! I don't know SHIT! I couldn't code if my life depended on it!

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Normalize this response

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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

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Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

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I once had some type of wart of fungus at the bottom of my foot and right after it got frozen with nitrogen, we had to walk through target for a reason I can't remember. (And I had to come along with my frozen, in-pain foot.)

I dunno who to tag here... oh well.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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I didn't even have to zoom in that much and the first thing I saw was "threesome."

Sounds about right.

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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I always wonder if people would like to make fanart of my crossover shenanigans... or my shenanigans in general, for that matter.

Every writer on Tumblr: “I would combust out of love if someone ever drew fanart of my fic!!” Me: “oh man I wanna draw this scene BUT THEY WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT AND HATE ME FOR THE NERVE”

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This is reverse psychology, by the way. Go check it out. Don't be intimidated by the red text. Plus, I want to spread knowledge of Date Time myself (Main reason I made the silly Jane bit) and we'd really appreciate it if someone would show that they appreciate our work.

Please and thank you.

If you like KinitoPET, Date Time, IMSCARED, or all three, DO NOT read this story. You will DEFINITELY NOT like it. I absolutely DID NOT put a lot of work into it, and it would NOT make my day if you read it, gave it kudos, and maybe left a comment saying whether or not you liked it.