#Pining idiots

[chaotic-purple]

Angel’s Envy

Just imagining the Hazbin crew in the newly renovated hotel getting really stirred up when a package arrives for Husk. I imagine Husk would be suspicious as hell and allow Alastor, who is being nosier than usual, to open it for him. To Husk’s disappointment it does not blow up in Alastor’s face.

Inside is a bottle of very nice bourbon and everyone is debating whether or not it’s poisoned. The attached note saying “Thinking of you” indicates an admirer though, and Charlie is so gleeful and excited. Husk is confused. Angel is downright sour and is on team “throw it out, it’s probably poisoned.” Charlie suggests they try to figure out who sent it and Angel immediately hops on board because he wants to know who the hell is flirting with Husk aside from him. Nifty is also on board and Vaggie is dragged into it by Charlie. Alastor says “I have things to do, but do tell me how it ends!” And vanishes.

So the quest begins and Angel texts Cherri to complain about the situation and Cherri responds with “Bitch…what??” And tells him that he got black out drunk two days ago during their margarita night and wanted to buy a present for Husk. It was Angel who had sent Husk the bourbon. He was jealous of himself the entire time.

Angel is so flustered and is now trying to figure out how best to sabotage everyone’s efforts to identify the gifter.

[gangstagandalf]

I’ve been reading waaayyyy too many (not enough) fanfics involving a certain Slytherin.

Current HC: Sebastian and Elieen (oc) reunite after a few years apart, the butter beer flows, things are said, feelings are felt, and a merlin trial becomes a new favorite spot.

Should I do more? (Please say yes)

[getawayfox]

Autumn ✨vibes 🍂🍁

Art for Terrible People by @wolfpants 🤍

[ghostlyfleur]

♡ steve finally gets the girl of his dreams during summer

[blushingsastiel]

the episode where house and wilson are living together for a while and wilson is cooking for house and they're arguing even more like an old married couple is the proof of all proof to say that they're in love and married.

[n33dlew0rk]

Steve: [...] but I feel like I don't deserve this

Eddie: ok

Steve: aaaand I told you I had something planned for you this week

Eddie: yeah

Steve: you don- you don't really know what it is and

Steve: uhh I need to.. earn this

Eddie:

Eddie: ..are we gonna have sex on the show? *laughs*

Steve: we're not- *flustered*

Steve: not yet 👀

[lurafita]

Advanced Pining

Malec pine for each other even when they are already together.

Alec: "He is so magical." Jace: "Yes, yes, we know, Alec." Alec: "Think he would go out with me?" Izzy: "… Alec, he is your boyfriend." Alec: "So chances of him agreeing to a date are good, right?"

Meanwhile on Magnus' side of things:: Magnus: "Do you think Alexander likes me?" Catarina: "You two have been together for one and a half years now." Magnus: "Yes, but do you think he likes me?"

[albaskies]

‘You didn’t have to do that, you know.’

His voice lingers in the air like a sweet scent of honey, and pulls her to a halt just before she reaches the door leading up to the dormitories. 

Ginny turns, drawn by the ever-familiar sound that still makes her heart sing despite herself, and finds Harry slumped in a solitary chair at the far end of the common room. His head rests in his hands, his shoulders seem stiff under the weight of his own exhaustion. And yet, his voice is soft - so soft that she wonders if she’s imagined it. It’s only when she notices his gaze fixed upon her that she has the confirmation that it was not just a trick of her mind.

The quiet in the room is mitigated by the gentle crackle of the fire, its warm glow flickering across the walls, and by the occasional whispers of a few lingering Gryffindors, not yet ready for sleep.

She smiles gingerly and draws closer to where Harry is sitting, the air around them feeling somehow thicker and thicker at every step she takes towards him. She is sure, quite sure, to notice his posture relax, his muscles loosen, and for a fleeting, desperately terrifying moment, she just knows — he feels it, too. 

She stops right in front of him, her knees slightly brushing his, and she realises she’s been holding her breath.

‘Do what?’

She knows what, of course, but her throat has suddenly gone dry under the weight of his unwavering gaze, never once leaving her.

He smiles tentatively, and it still feels unreal that she can make him do that, that she can be the reason for it.

‘Well.’ He shrugs. ‘Telling people off on my behalf.’

She hums, then winks at him. ‘You looked like you needed saving, and I do have a debt to settle.’

He snorts, the glimpse of a short-lived moment of lightheartedness brightening his eyes, then quickly shakes his head, coming back to reality.

‘Everyone is right to be disappointed, especially you’, he says, then pauses, staring at her intently, struggling to find the right words. ‘Because I-’.

What he did remains hanging in the air, his voice breaking right in the middle of it. She tries to contain the urge to sit on the armrest of his chair and to throw her hands around his neck, holding him tight, telling him it’s OK, he’s OK, and they’ll be just fine. 

Instead, she looks at him, faking a shrug to dissimulate a shiver.

‘You took orders from something someone wrote in a book.’

There’s another pause, a beat, and the air around them suddenly feels unbreathable.

‘Yeah.’ His eyes flash before her, and she feels them burning on her skin, like the scariest and yet most beautiful thing she’s ever seen. ‘I’m very sorry, Ginny.’

How do you tell someone, you know, I think I’m in love with you. I think I’ve been for the longest of times and damn you, damn you, for looking at me like that right now. Just when I had almost moved on, just when I had almost let you go. Damn you for having those eyes, that face, those hands. I’ve spent so many sleepless nights over the years, but your smile is the most beautiful sunrise I’ve ever seen. I want to spend my days telling you about it, laughing with you, crying with you. I want to kiss that sad frown away from your face and make all this disappear. I want to take your pain away, I want to make you smile like you do until the air in my lungs runs out. I want the good, I want the bad, I want it fucking all.

I’m so screwed, she concludes. She gives in, stops resisting. I’m so fucking screwed.

[i-am-having-a-moment-here]

Crowley has been living in his car for four fucking years instead of moving into the bookshop all while Aziraphale was calling them as "our car" and "our bookshop" in his mind. How am I supposed to deal with that?

[snarky-magpie]

My first prongsfoot fic is finished, and you can read the final chapter here! Love these messy idiots <3 Sirius lets out a surprised yelp, but he opens for him instantly, inviting James to plunder his mouth, and fuck, it’s so heady, how he goes pliant for him, against him, body liquid and voice thready with pleasure. 

“I didn’t try to kiss you—because you’re—a consolation prize,” James grinds out in the short breaks when they struggle to gulp down as much air as possible. “I tried to kiss you because I’m in love with you, although I’m starting to question my judgment.”

That shocks Sirius into pulling back and staring at James with incredulity washing over his expression. “What do you mean?”

“Does this sentence have another meaning I’m not aware of?” he snaps. It’s been a long evening, and every nerve in his body has been set on fire, ruthlessly stamped on, and then lit up again way too many times for his system to keep up with this insanity. Adrenaline pulses through him in waves, making him light-headed and shortening his fuse into nothing.

“No, no.” Sirius shakes his head wildly, face slack with shock. “But I don’t understand.”

[dovahtobi]

[Remus] turned to look at him. Sirius was without his own sleeveless jumper, as usual, and the sleeves to his button-up top were rolled up past his elbows. His tie hung loose around his neck. Half his hair was caught up in a slight ponytail, his wand tucked behind one ear, and he looked agonizingly beautiful. Remus faced the water again, everything inside of him shriveling up before melting into lava.

Sneak peek of Four To The End 😉

[helloliriels]

John's movie list:

P.S. I Love You

So I Married an Axe Murderer

Death Becomes Her

He's Just Not That Into You

Sherlock's movie list:

My Best Friends Wedding

Four Weddings and a Funeral

Call Me By Your Name

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[the-badger-mole]

r/Relationship_Advice: I (22M) Think I Might Be In Love With My Best Friend (20F), but I Don’t Know If I Should Tell Her or How - Comments

A couple of weeks ago, u/Blue_Spirit came to the forum with a question on how to handle his blossoming relationship with his friend, Sapphire. Trying to make the jump from friends to something more can be scary and fraught, but Blue_Spirit received a lot of helpful advice in the comments. Take a look and tell us if you agree!

Read the comments here

[truly-morgan]

[Meeting again, is he married?!]

XiCheng | Mo Dao Zu Shi Modern AU 04-04-2021

[#xicheng - modern]

Where jc and lxh didn't saw each other for years because jc had to move away for work. everything goes well for him and jl, he manages to raise the boy as best as he could, dancing around wondering if he /can/ take the role of a father or if he shouldn't try and replace what jzx should have been if he wasn't dead. Fun time figuring this out while jl sees him basically as a dad-jiujiu, no one could take his place.

after years away from pretty much everyone he knew he finally move back there with jl, wondering if the people he knew were still there or if most have moved away, but his rather busy working and taking care fo a teenage boy he don't really have the time to check on this.

cut to when he goes to pick up jl at a friend house (he's so happy that he managed to make friends this time, a refreshing thing from jl only being with him, alone or fairy most of the time). He's a bit nervous because he has not met any of his nephew friends' parent.

Fun timing makes it that another parent comes to pick up their son and he doesn't know what to do when he realise this is lxh. the man seems as pleasantly surprised by this situation, the both of them nearly missing jl and ljy getting out of oyz house to join them.

they talk a bit and he learns that ljy is lxh son and jc has to force a smile on his face while his heart is being stabbed.

He thought he and lxh might have had something back in the days, but now he was regretting not ever telling him because /obviously/ it was too late, the man was clearly already taken.

he manage to awkwardly push the conversation forward for a bit before being on his way with jl, the ride filled by his nephew telling what they were doing, jc knowing that some of his complainings was just how he was showing his fondness for the other boys.

"I didn't expect for jiujiu to already know lxh" admitted jl having obviously noticed the sudden shift in jc when they got in the car. After years of living with him, it was easy to pick when something seemed wrong.

jc tries to lie his way out of this, not wanting for jl to be awkward around his friend's dad because of him. and time goes by, where jc is often meeting up with lxh because of the boys going to either of their places. he feels like what they had back in the days is slowly coming back, but he forces himself from not acting on it, not daring to hope for anything because he wouldn't be able to take it if he were to be the reason lxh family was falling apart.

Then, one evening, as they are in lxh hallway while the boys are in the living room setting their stuff up for the night, lxh tries to gently grab his hand "jc, there's something I would like to talk with you" he start, only to feel the man startle away a little bit from him. "Do you?".

The sudden pull back is something lxh has now gotten used to and it always hurts him a bit. as he done something to suddenly make jc unable to look at him in the eyes?

he doesn't let him go, knowing jc will only run away otherwise. "Did I do something wrong? I feel like... jc isn't comfortable around me, so I apologies if I did something wrong".

jc panics a bit, not wanting for the man to believe /he/ ever did anything, it was all his own fault for getting his hope up when he knew the man was already taken. "lxh did nothing wrong! I just have some things on my mind".

he hope lxh will do like the usual and be a polite man and don't ask, but the man seems set on knowing so he tries to pry in /just a bit/.

all this ends up in lxh grabbing his hands again, looking him in the eyes asking seriously "But don't you also feel like me?".

and this stabs jc because /of course/ he does, but he know he /shouldn't/, nor should lxh do either. "We can't" he says will trying to pull away, only for lxh to look hurt and confused. "I-I can't be the reason your family falls apart, I am sure you are plenty happy with what you have".

and this sends lxh in for more confusion, asking him what he's talking about. jc gets more agitated, because they are /in the hallway/ where lxh family could find them and he doesn't want that.

"jiujiu is everything alright?" he hears from the side, jl looking worried about him while his friends poke around from the corner of the wall. he suddenly feels bad for starting a scene in front of his nephews friend, trying to get his hands free for the strong grip of lxh.

"lxh /please/" he says, this time in a whisper, "you have a wife and son, don't do this to them".

"A wife?" ask lxh confused, only for ljy to ask from the other end of the hallway "Who has a wife? jl you didn't tell me you jiujiu was getting married?"

"He's not you idiot, jiujiu as clearly been in love with-"

"jl!" jc warns, now confused and worried that his secret would be out so easily and how did the boy even noticed it?

"You thought I had a wife?" lxh asked

"You don't?"

"No I don't, why did you thought so?"

then jc turns to ljy, lxh easily understanding where this thought had come from, still wondering /how/ exactly jc had still ended up with this conclusion when he had most likely never mentioned any wife and that said imaginary wife had never shown up once in this house.

"ljy is my adopted son" he admits, something he sometimes forgets because, despite that, ljy /is/ his son.

jc then looks dumbstruck, unsure what to do with this new information. so he didn't have a wife? and when it seemed like he was flirting with him it was /actually/ that and he shouldn't have felt like he was doing something wrong when he would sometimes playfully flirt back a bit too? he's suddenly pulled into strong arms, keeping him close to lxh. "I was so scared I had done something wrong when all this time jc thought I was married," he said, relief and amusement in his voice. 

jc hug him back without noticing, burying himself in the crook of his neck to hide his embarrassment. he felt so stupid now that he thought about it, because so much was pointing towards lxh being single.

he hears the man laughing and hugging him closer, a hand gently rubbing his back. "With all this cleared up... would jc accept my love for him?".

in the embarrassment still left, and knowing they most likely /still/ had an audience, jc only dares to nod his head to accept.

He is forced out of his hiding to feel gentle lips kiss his, smiling against him.

It was a bit hard to get there, but finally they were able to be together after /some/ misunderstanding. jc could probably not have been happier with this outcome than he was right now.

Original

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Hiya Steph! How are you doing? :)

I was thinking of a fic that I cannot find for the life of me 😭 I believe it was called 'Absence makes the heart grow fonder.' and/or it was very on topic with that idea. It was a fic about Sherlock wanting to do an experiment where John and him have as little contact for a period of time to see what happens to their relationship I believe, in the end they are unsurprisingly lusting badly for each other lol

Thank you, hope you have a nice day :)

Hey Nonny!!

I'm doing great, thank you!! :D Just enjoying my break for as long as my brain perceives it to be LOL.

I know EXACTLY which fic you are looking for!! A MIRACLE I KNOW because I NEVER know which it is! It's this one:

Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by cypress_tree (E, 10,669 w., 1 Ch. || UST/RST, For an Experiment) – John helps Sherlock with an experiment: for an entire month, they are not allowed to touch each other and must remain at least one metre apart at all times.

Hope that pleases you!! :D

And you're welcome, hope you have a great day as well!

[victorian-platence]

Hey, hello, uh, would any of you guys be interested in a lil 19k LingFan one shot?? It's a bit smutty, but, uh, maybe you guys might like it??

Title: If It Pleases My Lord (To Love You So)

Rated: E

Tags include but are not limited to: Slow Burn, Pining, Greed is a little shit, Post canon, dragging Lan Fan kicking and screaming towards self worth, Dom/sub Undertones, Master/Servant, Fingerfucking, Penis In Vagina Sex, Light Bondage, Resolved Sexual Tension, Implied resolved romantic tension

Summary: Ling thinks about how even automail arms have space between the fingers, and yes, rationally it makes sense from a practical point of view. It's to grab things more dexterously. But. Humans could have evolved in such a way that five separate digits were never a necessary thing, like dogs that have no opposite thumbs and hunt just fine with their teeth or ducks that have their digits joined to swim faster. Humans fingers, though, have more uses than swimming, humans are born with fingers that can hold knives and swords, yes, but also with fingers that can play musical instruments and hold another set of fingers within them. Ling has never been more than human but he doesn't think he has ever felt more human than right now.

Lil tumblr author note: I owe all this fic to my will to procrastinate studying Latin sintax and my undying love for Miranda, yes, the Argentine band. Listen to Yo te diré and Perfecta, if you cant find a good translation just hit me up, I will translate them for you, just do it, they make the creative juices flow, okay?