#Peter being a bi disaster

[buckys-arm-and-rios-dagger]

Okay but Bucky being friends with the Space-Based heroes

Carol showing Bucky the Skrull Memory band and letting him use it to recover memories of his family and childhood that he thought HYDRA had well and truly beaten out of him

Mantis using her powers to help Bucky sleep, like she used to with Ego, and her being happy that she can help a good person find some peace this time

Rocket understanding what Bucky has been through better than most. When he's working on the ship or weapons or something Bucky comes and sits with him and he explains what he's doing and why and Bucky is super interested and always asks a ton of questions

Kraglin taking Bucky to Nowhere and showing him around and Bucky being enraptured by it because he's a giant fuckin nerd

Cosmo absolutely loving playing with Bucky, he's also the only one who speaks Russian to her

In a similar vein, Goose absolutely ADORING Bucky and maybe sending one of her kittens with him so we can get Flerkitten!Alpine

Nebula and Bucky talking best practice for prosthetic maintenance, and bonding over the fact they've both lost their sisters, one to old age and one to... *Gestures to IW*, as well as the fact that, like Rocket, she gets what he's been through better than most

Drax and Bucky sparring and Bucky realizing he's one of the few people he can spar with and not worry about hurting

Thor teaching Bucky about the 9 worlds like he did Jane in Thor 1 and Bucky being absolutely fascinated also Bucky is ABSOLUTELY worthy of picking up Mjolnir. He doesn't try because he doesn't think he is, but Thor knows. Just like he did with Steve.

Valkyrie and Bucky being bi disaster squad drinking buddies. They hang out and drink Asgardian mead (Bucky is shocked when it gets him drunk for the first time in 70 years), talking about the people they've lost, doing what they can to keep their memories alive. She lets him ride Warsong once and Bucky is freaked out because "god dammit Val I've never ridden a normal horse before let alone a fucking flying one". He figures it out enough to have fun eventually

Star-Lord making Bucky a playlist of all of the best music that he missed. He also ABSOLUTELY makes Bucky watch Footloose and though he refuses to admit it to Peter he ended up really liking it

Bucky loving being around Phylla when he hangs with the Guardians and Love when he's with Thor because they remind him of his sister when she was young

I know there are other space based heroes but these were the ones I could think of, I just like the idea of Bucky having a bunch of friends and being a giant nerd with them 🥺🥹

[doyelikehaggis]

Scott and Kira for the ask game?

Of course! <3

Scott

Sexuality Headcanon: Bi Bi Bi, baby! <3

Gender Headcanon: See, he could be cis but how much more fun is it if he's transmasc?

A ship I have with said character: Sciles, my beloveds <3 Also, Mctateinski, scydia, scallison, scira, scoyd, scerek, scerica, scanny, scisaac - I ship him with everyone, basically.

A BROTP I have with said character: As I said for Derek, I do enjoy platonic scerek in canon, and I enjoy scydia in canon which is platonic, too, but it's also fun if it's NOT platonic, so... let's go with sciam

A NOTP I have with said character: Maybe him and Peter? That's honestly about the only thing I probably don't ship lmao

A random headcanon: One of my favourites that doesn't technically fit in with canon but also kind of does is that he came out pre-canon. Like, when was 13/14.

General Opinion over said character: He is a precious sweet little puppy who is severely overhated and underrated in his own fandom, and I genuinely think he is such a good, interesting character and I want to wrap him up and protect him forever. Nothing bad should happen to him ever again.

Kira

Sexuality Headcanon: I want to say bi. Everyone is bi

Gender Headcanon: Like Stalia I think that Scira should have t4t solidarity, so transfem kira for the win <3

A ship I have with said character: Scira, Malira, Allira, Kirisaac

A BROTP I have with said character: I love the idea of her and Boyd being friends, and I totally think it would be amusing if she and Derek just happened to be around each other a lot. Also, Liam. But also Theo.

A NOTP I have with said character: Literally cannot think of one

A random headcanon: She claimed once that she was, and I quote, "great at baking" but that was a lie. She cannot bake. She tries one time, for some event thing that Lydia is hosting, and it's a disaster. Unfortunately, Scott isn't any better at it. But it's fine, neither one of them minds being covered in flour. And the cupcakes are... sort of edible?

General Opinion over said character: She's a cutie, treated unfairly by the writers and deserved to come back. She had so much potential.

[fastofthekillones]

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I'm just going to pin this post and use it to find weird tags that I have inexplicably written on something, mostly for my own gratification, but if any of you wonderful weirdos wanna look, feel free

[kitty8804]

My sibling and I just watched Tinker Bell and the Pirate Fairy and we came up with a bunch of sexuality and dating headcannons based on it. The conversation was very funny so I thought I would share our final consensus on this.

Sexualities

Tinker Bell : Pansexual

Get it? Because of Peter Pan. Tink just doesn’t really care. She has always done her own thing and that also applies to who she likes.

Silvermist: Bisexual

I originally thought of her as a lesbian, but her outfit in the Pirate Fairy was the Bi flag colors so she has to be Bi. I think she is a huge disaster bisexual, but is also denser than a brick. You could scream that you are in love with her and she will not get it.

Iridessa: Queer

She definitely isn’t straight. But neither of us can figure out what her sexuality is. We like to think that Iridessa identifies as queer because trying to commit to a single label gives her too much anxiety.

Fawn: Lesbian Asexual Gender Non Conforming

Look at this girl and tell me she doesn’t like girls! I dare you! I just can’t see her dating men at all. As for asexual we decided to use it as an umbrella term. I’m not sure where she lands on the spectrum. She definitely isn’t sex repulsed though. Also I think Fawn identifies as a girl but that doesn’t really mean anything to her. She sometimes uses they/them but very rarely.

Vidia: Lesbian

This girl gives mean lesbian vibes and we all know it. Also she has definitely kissed everyone in the main friend group at least once.

Rosetta: Bi-curious and Trans mtf

To my sibling she gives off huge trans girl vibes and I can definitely see it. I feel like it didn’t take long for her to transition after being born in Pixie Hallow. Maybe a couple months. A year tops. When she did come out everyone was like “Finally! She transitioned!” As for her being Bi-curious we think that she genuinely didn’t realize that girls were an option. It took two of the girls in the friend group dating for Rosetta to realize that she could date girls, and that she her completely normal thoughts about her friends were not as platonic as she thought. I like to think Fawn helped her figure some stuff out. But she does still like men and probably prefers them, even if only slightly. She is still with her boyfriend Sled.

Couples

So we came to the conclusion that Tink and Vidia dated for a bit, but broke up. No one really knows this because they kept it quiet since they have the same friend group and didn’t want things to be awkward if it didn’t work out. In the end the two are just not compatible romantically. Their tempers were the main reason. They joke about it now though.

We came to the conclusion that Tinker and Terence eventually do date. They are both polyamorous and are looking for a third, but no one seems interested.

Silvermist and Fawn are two dumbasses in a pod. They get into so much shit together. They love each other and have no shame.

Finally when watching the Pirate Fairy we noticed that Vidia was usually the one calming down Iridessa when she was having an anxiety attack and it was cute. I actually think they were the first of the friend group to start dating, but were very low key about it. When everyone found out Silvermist and Fawn started dating everyone said that they were the first of the friend group to start dating each other and Vidia just looked at everyone and stated that she and Iridessa had been dating for over a year. Everyone freaked out.

Extras:

Periwinkle: AroAce

Girl thinks she is Pansexual like her sister because she feels the same about everyone. But she doesn’t realize that the feeling is platonic and lack of romantic and sexual interest.

Bobble: Gay Trans ftm

According to my sibling this man is too much of a twink to not be trans. Also this man is totally married to Clank and you can’t tell me other wise.

Clank: Gay

Like I said he and Bobble are married and that’s that.

Queen Clarion: Bisexual

I don’t know. She gives off mom bisexual vibes. I actually think she might have a slight preference for girls. She is madly in love with her boyfriend though.

Fairy Mary: Lesbian

She totally had a huge crush on Queen Clarion, but never pursued it because she could tell that Queen Clarion was not mentally ready for a relationship even if she didn’t know why.

Zarina: Bisexual

This girl is definitely not straight. I feel like she might be interested in being the third that Tink and Terence are looking for idk.

Terence: Just Ken

He is either the straightest dude bro ally in history or he’s Bi. There is no in between.

[fanfic-recs-01]

Spiderlad Fics

This is a list of Peter Parker/Harley Keener fics I like on AO3, if you have any recs for me feel free to send me some!

Updated 11/2/24

New Protocols by mg3000 *Finished*

~Peter Parker was nervous.

Like really really incredibly nervous. Like, upset stomach, pacing the room, haven’t eaten all day nervous.

And why, you may ask, was Peter so nervous that he would be genuinely concerned about bringing up his lunch had he been able to eat in the first place?

Well, it was because Mr. Stark was currently on his way back from the airport picking up Peter’s replacement.~

(After)life of the Party by orphan_account  *Finished*

~Whatever bakery Tony went to was probably designer. But they had to have messed up with the cake somewhere, because as soon as Peter swallowed the cake, fire seared the back of his throat, like he’d swallowed acid. His vision blurred and he started coughing. A lot.~

Honorary Cheeseburgers by lavenderlotion *Finished*

~He has no idea what’s going on around them nor does he care, not when Peter is staring up at him from under his lashes and sucking on his bottom lip. “C’mon, Pete. From what I’ve heard, I think we’d get on great, and that was before I knew you were so damn gorgeous.”~

Sugar Daddies? by Jos_lynn  *Finished*

~5 times the students of Midtown High believe that Peter has a Sugar daddy and the 1 time that proves he doesn't~

it's always who is spider-man, never how is spider-man by i_regret_thatpersonalityquiz *Finished*

~"Stay?"

Peter finally looked down to see Harley Fucking Keener, Iron Lad, the boy who had caused his shoulder to be throbbing all night, looking away with a slight tint to his cheeks. Peter opened and closed his mouth, no sound coming out.

And he sat back down~

shoulda worn a clean shirt by Bundibird *Finished*

~(Or: Peter is a disaster bi, and really so is Harley, but at least Harley has his shit together enough to ask Peter out on a date the second he meets him. Meanwhile, Tony is suddenly certain that by introducing these two, he's just triggered the apocalypse.)~

Meetings Galore by RandyQueen  *Finished*

~“I am so sorry about this,” he said before he planted his lips on Peter’s.

Peter Parker despised his roommate's party-throwing habits until a gorgeous guy lands in his lap. Literally.~

Replaced by amywooIner *Finished*

~Peter comes back after the snap and has a little bit of a breakdown when he thinks Tony has replaced him.~

Forgotten Assignment by Lydia_Phantom *Finished*

~Peter had been working on his assignment for a week, it was just his luck that he forgot it in his room. Luckily, Mr. Harrington allowed him to call for someone to bring it to him. The only problem? Peter must call Harley during the class. On a speaker~

No Such Thing As Too Young by pandaluna *Finished*

When Spider-man tells the world his age by force, things change. Apparently people, mostly the adult supderheroes, don't like the idea of a teenager fighting criminals. When they try to talk him down they don't have any idea what chain reaction this would start.

a rainbow doesn’t always have a pot of gold by Scarlettprin *Finished*

~Harley shows up on Tony's doorstep. No one knows why, the kid doesn't want to talk. Unless he's talking to one Mr. Parker. Maybe his walls are finally coming down.~

Darling I'm a Mess by angel_berry *Finished*

~Harley's kinda mad. Flying out to meet with Tony Stark, for an internship is nothing short of great. However, not being told that he would be meeting a super cute guy, and working with said super cute guy? Not cool. Harley's kinda mad... but it's okay.

It's okay, because he met Peter.~

Please tell me he's single by Midnightbluejay *Finished*

~Harley Keener is visiting Tony and is gonna spend his summer in New York, and when he gets there he meets Tony's "intern" and this might be his best summer yet.~

I'm A Fool For You by RedRidingStiles  *Finished*

~Or the five times Peter Parker makes a fool of himself in front of Harley Keener and the one time Spiderman does~

equal opposite reactions by volantium *Finished*

~The first time Peter meets Harley Keener, it’s entirely by accident.

He’s in the communal office space all the TA's share, two hours after he planned on leaving, stuck doing paperwork when this guy walks in.

Walk probably isn’t the best description—he barges in with a cup of coffee and two binders in one hand, phone in the other, shouldering the door open like he has a personal vendetta against it.

“Uh, hi,” Peter says, almost at a loss for words. “I’m Peter.”~

if we're just friends, someone else might love you too by gyuhyucks *Finished*

[ or in which Peter misunderstands, Harley is confused, and they finally address this thing™ between them. ]

[itwoodbeprefect]

catching up!! watching 911 season 7 episode 1!! let's goooo

the first three minutes of this episode are like "athena watched a cruise ship disaster on tv and it affected her for life. here's a cruise ship disaster we're putting on your tv (hehehe)."

i briefly stop watching mayday/air crash investigation episodes, only to STILL see a plane crash into a house. let's get greg feith and his excellent colorful ties in here asap

okay not actually technically relevant but. i googled "greg feith ties" and found this:

and the answer is no!! shut up!!

anyway. bi buck and his bi saw! (i may be too early.)

ahhh, the face i've already seen a dozen times:

buck was missed. <3

god, i love chimney. presumably this honeymoon life plan of his isn't going to work out perfectly smoothly, but it's adorable.

athena's dress is great, but this is a prime Just Talk To Bobby Please sort of worry she's having. i mean, literally, talk to him, and she'll probably find they do have things to talk about.

THREE DATES A WEEK. yeah, there we go (affectionate), that's gonna be a mess. very sweet, very stupid!

a spreadshEET. i love themmm. still very stupid though!!

"except only in one case is there underlying sexual tension [sprays using phallic looking object at hip height]" is definitely a little insane, you were all correct. also EXTREMELY a conversation that feels like they knew what they were doing, considering i now know where this is going

eddie is a nester! he nests!

christopher doesn't get this from eddie, implying he gets it from buck somehow. feelingssss.

god. buck taking save the trees a bit too figuratively:

throwing the champagne glasses to the side while you're in the pool is i guess a cool carefree no fucks given thing to do in theory, but it's going to be so much less cool and carefree when you step in the glass while walking around barefoot later. i mean, on top of the waste of a perfectly good glass

i HAD seen the angsty mom-left-us (and eddie is listening in) part of the buck&chris conversation, but not the entire part before it with buck very earnestly trying to find his way through this parenting talk eddie enlisted him for, and it's great, i love it.

"i feel like you're trying to avoid me." < thank you for Saying The Thing, bobby.

lola is resting..... this man has blood behind his ear...... this is 911...... he killed lola?

"i don't think we're gonna see much of lola any time soon." oh, she's VERY dead. and/or locked in their cabin, which would potentially be good and dramatic when the ship starts sinking

he made a list!! love you, bobby

athena going full "norman peterson murdered his wife!!!" and bobby being very convinced that he didn't and athena is making things up to avoid him is a) finally a funny turn for this subplot and b) even funnier in light of bobby's behavior in the rear window episode.

"... o-or he murdered his wife." i love when this show does comedy and the timing is just right. thank you, peter krause

one of the things about this show that i still think was a terrible writing choice is the way they killed shannon, so i'm glad they're at least dealing with the impact all of the parental shuffling and absence had on christopher. it's great that they brought the actress back for that one moment.

"did i read the spreadsheet wrong?", reminding me of the spreadsheet, and "did something else happen on a call?", meaning maddie immediately knows what would have changed chimney's mind again - maddie and chimney are flawless, no notes.

THEY took lola!! so that's how the ship activity manager or whatever that guy with the weird vibe's job is will turn out to be evil and/or in evil cahoots with lola

dongle. i haven't heard that word in forever. didn't know they were being used for bitcoin

oh, 911. just a ship in a weather-related emergency isn't enough, we also need terrorists holding everyone hostage. at times i could almost start to think i was watching h50

[brynnterpretations]

"Hello!! I’d love to request a Homelander x oc from The Boys,Sorry if I'm bothering you, but if you have time, could you please make this request? 💛 His nationality is Italian/Brazilian with a bit of American,His name is Salvatore Palladino and he is currently 39 years old,He is a tall man (6'6ft tall) who is black and has fluffy black hair that is collarbone length + Eren yeager hairsytle + Silver eyes with compressed gray pupils + Cut scars (similar to sand dunes) on the sides of his face (above the eyes) he bi & ace and he has no romantic attraction as of yet. He is currently one of the members of the Avengers because Salvatore is not 100% Human, he is Half Klyntar (Half Symbiote) just like Dylan Brock,He was made in a lab but ran away when he was young,He can transform into a Symbiote without needing a host, but he can possess a body if he wishes & He has a sensitivity to sound and fire. He joined the Avengers in 2014 when he ended up helping them defeat Loki on their own using his symbionte abilities…(he managed to seriously wound Loki in the back with his claws when he became his Symbiote form.) and the Avengers also recruited him because he was a Hybrid. Recently, Salvatore ended up being forced to partner with the Seven, because The Seven and the S.H.I.E.L.D. organization..They made a deal to form a small partnership to face much bigger threats since the New York disaster, so Salvatore was chosen to temporarily join The Seven. Salvatore's appearance in Symbiote version/form: His back has a white line on the spine to the nape and has a gradient of darker grays on his back, his face is black and his limbs are metallic reddish and his chest is bluish,There are some white details on his fingers and face, his Symbiote pattern is a bit unusual and resembles an abstract painting with this palette. He has black gums and Unlike the other Symbiotes, it has a blue-gray tongue and fangs,He has 4 Milky white eyes and he has hair in Symbiote form (same hairsytle but his hair is Longer). Relationship with The Seven: [note: Salvatore doesn't like them very much for a few reasons..(After all, they are not the best kind of people) ] {this will be kind of enemies to lovers/dark ship.} Specifically with Homelander, he is one of the few people who is already afraid of the Supe,He has a grudge and annoyance against Homelander's narcissistic behavior and secretly finds it pathetic that someone wants so much attention and love when his actions don't make him deserve any of it in the end… And Firecracker: Although Salvatore doesn't hate her like he hates Homelander, Salvatore accidentally ended up seeing the scene of Firecracker breastfeeding Homelander (through a crack from the door in the ep "Dirty business") And he became immensely disgusted and uncomfortable around her (he doesn't know how to talk to her) And in the end.. Starlight: They actually get along because Salvatore has more empathy for her compared to the empathy he has for the other members,Salvatore and she have some similar tastes and he gives her cooking tips because he is Italian. He often feels apathetic compared to the other members, but he is not rude (he gets along well with A-train and Noir too). His personality: Acid humor, sarcastic, kind of sleepy, (cannibal {devours people in the form of his Symbiote} ) brute then pissed,Surprisingly fierce and protective of his friends and Family. Family: Bianca Palladino (his 12 year old daughter who he loves with all his heart) {her mother abandoned her.} Bianca is the same age as Ryan and they may possibly know each other, she has a similar appearance to her father. Friends: Natasha Romanov, A-train, Starlight,Peter Parker (Salvatore is a Father figure to the spiderboy.) Tony Stark,Thor and Clint Barton. (Abilities: tentacles (has 6 tentacles on his back in Symbiote form that have blades),Super strength, super speed,Spamming attacks,super jump,power bite, Claws,healing power,deafening roar. e is smaller than Carnage but taller than Venom {He is 8'7 in his Symbionte form} (Venom is 7'7 and Carnage is 8'9 ft tall.)"

I am not toofamiliar with Marvel as an admitted DC girlie, so I wasn't able to do too much regarding the Marvel aspect of things, but I hope you like it!

Salvatore and Homelander's relationship would be...

GIF Source: @homielander ★ (link)

Brutal.

As we all know, Homelander is not a good guy, and the fact that Salvatore picks up on that would already be grating to Homelander. While he's never been someone fixated on the moral aspects of his character, he really, really wants people to adore him, and the fact that Salvatore visibly does not think he's the hot shit that Homelander thinks himself to be bugs him to no end.

He couldn't care less about if someone thinks he's a good person. What he cares about is respect and admiration, and he does not get that with Salvatore.

In the university of The Boys, I'd imagine that the Avengers and other Supes would be connected to Vought, but still pretty separate entities. As powerful as the Avengers are in their canon setting, The Seven would remain the "core power" in the Supe world, and because of that, Homelander would both resent Salvatore for his power and look down upon him for his lack of "Seven" qualifications.

And, of course, he'd make it known the second he sensed any sort of noncompliance from Salvatore, be it backhanded comments (at first) and outright threats (once Homelander is fed up with Salvatore's shit).

But, Homie's gotta admit, Salvatore is powerful—not enough for him to be perturbed and immediately want him out of the picture, but enough for him to think of him more favorably than the rest of the Seven, even with Salvatore's disregard for Homelander. Similarly to his relationship with Stormfront in the beginning, Homelander would initially start out incredibly hateful, but would eventually warm up to him after Salvatore annihilated a Supe-terrorist (of Vought's own making) to protect an injured Annie.

While he genuinely could not care less about Annie's wellbeing, the viciousness of his powers definitely does something for him, in more ways than one.

He would begin to show more... respect... towards Salvatore (that written hesitation is because Homelander's version of 'respect' is very, very loose), and, as Salvatore continues to respond in dry humor, Homelander would become both more turned on and angry at him.

Our dude's freaky, and he would start imagining him "putting Salvatore in his place", both sexually and psychologically. Even despite Salvatore's hatred towards Homelander, Homelander would soon find him to be "not like the other Supes": AKA, not afraid to show resistance towards him despite his Godlike status, which all Supes (even Maeve) have shown at some point.

Homelander begins to extend rather misguided “olive branches” of respect, such as insisting Salvatore join him on a particularly brutal mission because it's "one only the two of [them] can handle", and by comparing their supposed superiority over the rest of the Seven.

While implying Homelander's a God, of course.

Yeah, he sucks.

Through increased psychological manipulation, especially considering Bianca, the two would become more close, with Homelander forcing Salvatore to spend more time with him. While he would oftentimes use the pretense of "work", on one rough night, Homelander ordered Salvatore to stay until nearly 3 A.M., where Homelander ranted to him about everything and everyone under the sun.

And, when Salvatore responded in typical fashion?

Similarly to Stormfront in the later of Season 2, Homelander would both be infuriated and secretly attracted.

It's not long after the "stay in my Vought apartment while I talk shit and, also, treat you like shit" that Homelander grapples with his feelings. He never feels them to be love, or even lust, but something different: Salvatore makes him feel things in a way he enjoys. Salvatore is dispensable, of course, but in this moment, makes him feel good.

Every time Salvatore does something that upsets Homelander, he goes straight to threatening Bianca's wellbeing, knowing that that is what will hit Salvatore hardest. While he puts up a front in front of her, he has absolutely zero allegiance or respect for her, only seeing her as a pawn in his game.

He does, quite honestly, see Salvatore as this, too.

Homelander and Salvatore's relationship would become a lot more erratic and unpredictable at this point, with Homelander oscillating between treating Salvatore as "different than the rest" while putting him down. Whether it's through public displays of dominance disguised as acts of "respect" or taunting him, Homelander does, secretly, crave Salvatore's hatred as much as his affection.

It's already been a battle between professional-and-personal, but by this time, becomes a lot worse. Any perceived slight is met with rage and perverse fascination. The intensity of his emotions makes it clear that this is more than a need for dominance — it’s Homelander’s, quite honestly, disgusting version of connection.

Homelander's late-night rants become a regular occurrence, the hour growing later and the conversations more disturbing each time. He speaks of betrayal, of the pathetic weakness of the other Supes, and of how the world owes him respect and unconditional admiration. On these nights, Salvatore’s responses are like oxygen to a flame. Homelander thrives on it, even as it infuriates him.

His attraction and his rage become inseparable.

And, on that note, trigger warning for implied rape and general evil behavior: Homelander is someone who always gets what he wants, and is also a very sexual guy. The fact that Salvatore is ace is, to him, irrelevant, and he would have zero issue forcing Salvatore and making fun of him, implying asexuality isn't real, etc.

Sorry. He's awful.

And, you know how I mentioned Homelander would see Salvatore as dispensable? Well, of course he would.

But his actions would, ultimately, say otherwise.

So, uh, all in all: this would not be a healthy relationship. But... it would be a relationship? So... congratulations to Homie and Salvatore? I guess?

[evermetnotforgotten]

Set in the far future.

In many ways, Graham's relationship with his parents was quite simple. Firstly, be kicked out at sixteen because you were a delinquent little shithead who was well on the path to either being shot up on a street corner, or thrown in prison for being the one doing the shooting. Spend twenty-odd years in the wind. Then call dear old mum and dad up on a whim one day asking whether they're free for a coffee and a slice of cake—their choice, your shout.

They’d picked the key lime pie.

Most of their questions, surprisingly, had been in line with that of a normal suburban family. Less about his decades-long absence—the lie about getting out and into a job driving diplomats around seemed to inspire the desired amount of polite disinterest—and much, much more about ‘wait, you're telling us our long lost son is now married to a man?’ In their first few reconnecting dinners Graham had already located and defused the bomb of ‘we'd actually hoped and dreamed of our only son telling us he was only a gay teen instead of in a teenage gang,’ and done similar to the IED of ‘good thing we've changed churches since you were little or blessed Father Derrick would have simply had a stroke between the pews’—along with the total landmine, dear Lord in heaven the nuclear fucking blast of ‘but so… if you're married, doesn't that mean you're Gay now?’

But they were willing, and forthcoming. And surprisingly relaxed about his sudden reappearance in their lives.

All that had been left was for them to finally meet him—his sweet and kind husband, the infamous Lev. Which, apparently, called for dinner at Pete and Cressida's spacious suburban home.

"Topoff, my boy?" A question from Pete to Lev that Graham only moderately tenses up at, for more than one reason. Would rather not have to explain them all.

"Do you have any more of that sparkling, actually?"

"For you? Course we do. Would you pass the apple juice, hun?”

The first impression had nearly ended in disaster. Trust his old man and lady to blow through his first two cardinal requests immediately—he'd been firm to the point of militant on the topic of touching Lev without asking first, then witnessed in horror as his mother completely lost her mind and initiated a crushing hug. Then was the wine, though on that Lev had reassured they were in the green. Couldn’t drink on the meds anyway.

Now, outside overlooking the garden, wooden bannister flickering with light from the ceramic potted citronella candles, the wine flowing and barbecue cooling… things were actually starting to feel good. Calm. He's not checking his watch every minute, and his husband seems to be at relative ease while keeping deft pace with the conversation. Lev presses the kitchen knife down past the crust of the chocolate tart he’d insisted on bringing, listening to Cressida explain of the accreditation process of an arts therapist.

As the conversation dwindles, his mother twists her blond hair at the back of her head and spears it with a pin. The look brewing on her face is one of an imminent interrogation, but Graham recognises it far too late to cut her off at the pass.

"So you're… gay, Lev? Is that right, is that what you prefer?"

"Ma," Graham scowls, warning low and short. 

Just as Cressida's eyes flash with equal challenge, gearing up to meet her son’s protest with one of her own, Lev responds with an easy smile, a raised hand. "It's okay—I'm actually bisexual."

"Oh! So you're the same then. That must keep things simple."

Peter, whose cheeks are drawing closer to the tint of his chequered shirt with each fresh glass of wine, chimes in. "So you've been with both. Women, men… lucky guy, lucky guy…"

“Christ. Dad…”

"Yes, that is what the ‘bi’ part means, Pete. Oh, I know the loveliest lesbian couple whose daughter is a bisexual. Can you imagine that? All that diversity under the one roof."

Though Graham wants so, so badly to cup his hands over his face and screech into the miniature void there forever, Lev’s chime of a laugh rings above the abject horror roiling in his gut. “We do tend to flock, I’ll give you that.”

Seeming impressed with the response, Peter reaches for the bottle on the table and sets about refilling glasses again, even though most are still half-full. Graham reaches across to steady his mother's glass as the red comes dangerously close to sloshing up and over the other side. One of two teeny little dogs—rat-sized morsels that Daisy would have eaten for breakfast and barfed up before lunch—scurries around to their side of the table, interpreting the sudden movement as a potential signal of pending table scraps.

"Well," Peter says, "our son must have done at least one thing right in his life to have won you over. It's all a downright comfort, if you ask us. Isn't it, honey?"

He doesn't know quite why that's the part, out of everything, that gets him. Something slimy and misshapen rears its head within Graham’s chest, writhing through the holes of his ribcage where it's installed itself into the gaps and expanded like some sort of horrible, living caulk. He's done fuck all to deserve a man as good as Lev, right hand to God. Still feels as though he's long-conning him into staying, most days. But when his partner responds by taking Graham's hand under the table, giving a reassuring squeeze, the dial of all that noise is turned down low. The domesticity just a little less cloying.

"I feel lucky to have him, actually." A wink only meant for him. “He’s put up with me so far.”

"Ha! Just wait until you've been together forty years and he's still leaving dishes by the sink—"

"Or when it becomes impossible to go to on a fifteen minute shopping trip that doesn't turn into a forty-five minute catch-up with a playgroup friend—"

"I'm really glad that you two haven't changed. Just so glad.” Though Graham says it in exasperation, the fondness is hard to ignore. He brings his husband’s hand to his lips, pressing a kiss to the back of it. 

"So Lev, Graham tells us you're working on a coffee table, is that right?"

-

“So… verdict?” He’s almost scared to ask, but needs to know his partner is okay after… all that. 

"They're nice! Really nice.”

“But…?”

A sigh from the passenger seat. “But it was… difficult. I guess."

Graham winces, blows air out through his cheeks. Should have known it would always be a little bit trial-by-fire. "Yeah, sorry. Thought they'd gotten all of the, uh, sexuality talk out of their system. Apparently not.”

Lev turns, giving him a curious look. "Oh, no, not that part. That was fine. Though I'm really glad they didn't want more details than they did," and a laugh tinged with the specific kind of glee of knowing exactly how terribly that could have gone. "I just… it's hard when I don't like how they treated you."

Graham frowns. He hadn't noticed anything out of the ordinary in the course of the evening. "What do you mean?"

"Throwing your sixteen year old kid out of the house when he's clearly in it deep, and cutting off all contact." Lev shakes his head, looking out the windscreen at the blur of pines whizzing past. “Your dad said they were praying for you to come back… but how would they have known if you’d needed to?”

Graham hears his old man’s farewell of the night. Don’t be a stranger, hey kiddo? We’ve missed you. “I… used to rob 7-Elevens with that crew. In gorilla masks.”

Not a beat missed. “We’ve all been sixteen.”

Spotting a tiny smile out of the corner of his eye at his own bark of a laugh, Graham reaches over the handbrake to place his hand on Lev’s thigh. As always, it’s covered by a smaller, warmer one.

Now just as ever, Graham feels like he could be in awe of the indestructible core of his partner until the day that he dies. Though Lev would be the first to deny and the last to admit it, there's a grain of diamond at the very centre of him. 

Behind a fortress or surrounded by ash and rubble—it's still beautiful. Still incredible.

“I’d still… like to stay in touch with them.” Graham clears his throat. “If that’s alright. You wouldn’t have to come, though, if you don't want to.”

“Ah, wasn’t at all saying that we shouldn’t.” A gentle apology squeeze. “Would really love to go to that gallery.”

“Doesn’t have to be any time soon.”

“‘Course. But I want to. Let’s do it.”

[graendoll]

i agree that s7 was all over the place with pacing but considering the first three and last three episodes were bobby (and athena by extension) focused, and rightly so as angela and peter are far and away their most bankable stars, i don't think it's fair to say it was all about bi!buck and buddie.

could they have done more with buck's arc? absolutely! but i think in this particular case, they were testing the waters to see how the general audience took to buck's realization. for lack of a better term, they kept his relationship with tommy as palatable for the GA as possible without over-sanitizing it. i don't agree that they made it all about sex but i do think they didn't make the time to show buck and tommy getting to know each other as much as they could have. knowing that scripts were being written and tinkered with right up until the end, i also think they were prepared to pivot away from buck x tommy if the overall reaction by the GA was poor, which thankfully, it was not. but it's also not the buck x tommy show; there's a large main cast that also needed screen time, which again, i think was a challenge with a shorter season.

the only thing i have to say about a focus on buddie is that it was the fandom and so-called internet 'journalists' looking for clicks that were making it about buddie, not the showrunner, writers or actors. the former couldn't stop frothing at the mouth about it, and the latter barely talked about it (unless asked by said 'journalists').

anyway, i hope s8 is better, with more time for fleshed out stories for all the characters. i know they wanted to start off the new season on a new network with a bang in the form of a lengthy cruise ship disaster arc, but i sorely missed the weekly, run of the mill rescues and firefighting, tbh. hopefully we'll get back to that in s8 too.

Hey nonni. Thanks for the ask!

I agree that 911 isn't the Bi!Buck show (even if hes one of my faves 😊)! It absolutely is an ensemble, and you're correct to point that out.

My perspective of the promo/PR for this season was that it was heavily skewed towards Buck's story from the network on purpose, more so than Bobby and Athena, but perhaps that's because of my fandom goggles. I dont see a lot of promo outside of what falls into my lap randomly scrolling the internet. So it felt unbalanced and like the PR machine was using bi!Buck as buzz and pushing it super hard above and beyond the other storylines (Bobby/Athena, Hen/Maya, even the Madney wedding).

Obviously this is subjective!

Regarding the Buck/Tommy stuff - I hear your point about testing the waters and making sure it was palatable to the GA. And again, it not being the Buck/Tommy show (which for the record...would not watch, but I digress).

However - the show did a huge disservice to EVERYONE by biting off more than they could chew this season. Buck came out as bisexual, Bobby relived his trauma as both a child and an ex-addict, Athena was dealing with her son coming back (like did that even happen? Was that this season?), Maddie and Chimney got married (and for some reason he had to have a brain disease??! Like why??), Hen and Karen lost Maya, and Eddie spiraled HARD and ultimately lost Chris.

That is SO MUCH to tackle in what is ultimately only about 380 minutes of story time! Add to that an open ended, seat of the pants writing approach and frankly they set themselves up for disaster.

Anyway, I too want s8 to return to run of the mill rescues and firefighting, and give our characters room to breathe and grow in a way that makes the show watchable again.

[bi-disaster-eddie]

Intro

Hello hello and welcome to my shameless Symbrock search thread! I should I love them? Probably not. Do I? Absolutely. I am specifically looking for someone to play Venom to my Eddie Brock because I too am a bisexual disaster of a human.

I’ve been roleplaying for a long time and prefer to write over Discord (bi-disaster#0177), but can also write through messages here or email.

Novella length posts are fine, but I prefer shorter 2-4 paragraphs because I can respond more frequently. But I’m very flexible on that!

As a side note, I do not roleplay with minors and prefer my partners to be 21+.

Plot ideas

These are just some ideas I’ve got, but please feel free to suggest anything you’re craving!

• Stranger Things AU: What if instead of traveling space, Carlton Drake was focused on opening a portal to the upside down? Only instead of mind flayers and demogorgons, the upside down is inhabited by the symbiotes? Eddie infiltrates the Life Foundation to find that someone has already made it through the portal…

• Far From Home AU: What if instead of spending all of FFH at the bar, Eddie and Venom find their way to New York City and after a squabble, end up teaming up with Peter Parker? (I’m also happy to play through a little of the end of LTBC because we were robbed of seeing more of the honeymoon)

• Alternate First Movie: Down on his luck, Eddie decides to volunteer for human trials at the Life Foundation. Except Carlton Drake hasn’t been very upfront about what this trial entails.

• Star Trek AU: Reporter Eddie Brock gets a special invitation to visit the Life Foundation’s brand new space station. Determined to expose that there’s something nefarious behind the research Carlton Drake is conducting at the space station, Eddie sneaks around until he finds aliens that are being held captive.

Anyway, reach out if you’re interested!!

[evesaintyves]

definitely jinxing myself by posting a snippet from a piece that isn't even finished yet (i am holding everything up sorry) but this is a sneak peek of my @thethreebroomsticksficfest pridefest fic - it's canon-compliant wolfstar ✨️ ft. disaster bi remus

tw mild sexual content and alcohol

Moody would have blown an artery in his eye if he'd known what a raucous good time the wedding reception was. Peter was absolutely legless and got off with Mary in the loo. James danced with Sirius nearly as much as he did with Lily—side-by-side with arms round each others' shoulders, red in the face, in their cummerbunds and shirtsleeves and bowties askew, bellowing the dirty Gryffindor chant they'd composed in fifth year—sticks, up lads! Firm grip, beaters! Slytherin's holes never looked sweeter! Remus's mum had three weeks left, though he didn't know it at the time. She'd insisted he should go, and that she didn't want him coming home early on her account, but he'd been stiff and remote from the rest of the party all night. He saved a piece of cake between two plates for her.  "You're next, Moony!" James called across the room, holding up his wedding band and pointing. "We're gonna find you a bird, and—what? We are," he chided Lily, who was giggling into his shoulder, and it all only made Remus feel worse. James would normally have been the one to notice, but he was pulled in a dozen directions by everybody else, and Remus didn't mind. He didn't want to be consoled. Sirius dropped into the chair next to him, late in the night when three-quarters of the guests had left and the floor was littered with half-dead twinkling fairies that had fallen from where they were stuck amongst the streamers and balloons. "Moony," Sirius said conversationally. This close, Remus was wrapped into his aura of firewhiskey and grassy cologne. He smelled like schooldays. Clandestine parties under the Quidditch stands. "Not being a miserable cunt at my best friend's wedding, are we?" That was where Sirius was different from James. Sirius didn't coddle him, or handle him like he was fragile. Sirius said what he thought, like he would with any other mate. "Oh, I'm all right," Remus told him, and gave him an unconvincing smile. Sirius glanced past him, at James and Lily swaying to the music in a rapturous embrace. "That's not what I asked," Sirius said archly, and under the table, his hand moved to grip Remus's thigh. The muscle there clenched up like a fist: nobody had ever touched him like that before. Sirius was staring at him with a bottomlessness that made Remus's stomach leap into his chest, like he was falling. Leaning in close, with breath that licked over Remus's neck like flame, he whispered, "You must get tired of being a spectator, don't you?" Every nerve in his body prickling—like that feeling of getting caught doing mischief at school, the thumping-heart seize of fear and the rush of relief that followed. He'd barely remember leaving the reception, but he'd never forget the way it felt to cling to Sirius's back, whipping through the night on his bike, with the lights of London twinkling below them and the plate of cake buckled into James's spot in the sidecar. Nor what it was like, later, to sprawl across the lumps and stains of Sirius's sofa and finally run the tip of his tongue down that line of coarse black hairs on his stomach. When he came to his mum's bedside with the cake, her sallow face split into a huge grin—not at the cake, but that he was still in his rumpled suit and mussed hair at that hour. "Good time?" An exhausted smile, her hair matted on the pillowcase; then she fell into a fit of rattling coughs. And Remus bewildered the both of them by taking a shaking breath, setting the plate on her bedside table, turning on his heel, and leaving the room. He didn't want to cry in front of her; he never wanted to cry in front of anyone, if he could help it.

[themculibrary]

Secrets Masterlist

5 Times Peter Parker Almost Came Out to the Avengers (ao3) - Babereflective T, 12k

Summary: (And the One Time He Did)

Peter Parker had a secret. No matter how badly he wanted to share it, he couldn’t, he knew he couldn’t. Deep down he knew it wasn’t a big deal, but it was. It was a huge deal, and sometimes he thought he would never tell anyone how he really felt. You see, Peter Parker was a bi disaster. He told himself that he wasn’t the type of boy to stare at cute strangers too long or smile at the thought of a school yard crush, but oh boy he was. But nobody could know that. Well, nobody except Ned and MJ.

Adult Supervision Required (ao3) - Bravehardt, Foxglove_Fiction tony/stephen T, 3k

Summary: Tony just wants to spend Halloween with his secret boyfriend and his mentee. It’s not his fault the Sanctum’s out to get him.

Aftermath (ao3) - Potrix bucky/steve/tony

Summary: One moment they’re fighting, yelling scathing insults and ugly accusations at each other, and the next they’re kissing, all teeth and anger-fuelled desperation. Steve backs him up until Tony’s shoulders hit the closest wall, and hoists him up, giving Tony no choice but to wrap his legs around Steve’s waist for support. Tony bites Steve’s bottom lip, hard enough to draw blood, and Steve growls, and grips both of Tony’s wrists in one big hand, his hold bruisingly tight.

and you needed someone to show you the way (ao3) - SailorChibi bucky/steve/tony T, 24k

Summary: Tony knows what the team really thinks of him. It’s a delicate balance: they tolerate him because of his money and his toys, and he gets to stay on the team and fight with them. He’s okay with that. So long as he hides the fact that Steve’s and Bucky’s names are written on his skin in the most embarrassing act of one-sided love affection ever, everything will be fine.

It just figures that a fantastically stupid villain, a kidnapping plot and a video camera will bring Tony’s well-kept secret out into the open.

can’t keep living for the damage (ao3) - brandywine421 matt/natasha G, 3k

Summary: Matt is Natasha’s secret. Maybe that’s okay.

Coming Home (ao3) - inkinmyheartandonthepage pepper/tony G, 59k

Summary: AU – Peter Stark was kidnapped when he was just three years old. Tony and Pepper never stopped looking for their boy. Years later, Peter finds his way back home.

Do Not Reply (ao3) - FestiveFerret steve/tony E, 33k

Summary: When Tony starts replying to a "daily deals" donotreply email address from some random security supply company, he finds shouting into the void soothingly cathartic.

Less so when the void answers back.

Double Blind (ao3) - smilebackwards matt/foggy T, 2k

Summary: Matt comes to, flat on his back, with Iron Man and Hawkeye hovering over him. “Oh fuck,” Stark says, less than comfortingly.

Established Priorities (ao3) - AlloyUSOBondGirl steve/tony T, 13k

Summary: Tony and Steve have been married for a year and a half. But nobody is knows this. So when Steve is invited to an event where Tony’s identity will remain anonymous, they are both looking forward to a fun, normal night. Too bad Steve’s old high school buddies have other priorities, Fury is hunting down something he has wanted for two years and secrets they have kept from one another keep getting in the way.

In short a High school reunion fic, with lots of secrets, sarcasm and kisses.

Falling For You (Hook, Line, and Sinker) (ao3) - FestiveFerret steve/tony E, 62k

Summary: After being thawed, Steve's adrift in the 21st century. There's nothing for him here, just the endless cycle of pre-packaged food, pointless training exercises, and long hours at the gym. But when he takes on a new project, it leads him to a new friend - one who might open up all kinds of new doors, new feelings, new experiences. Or might just break his heart.

He Was Actually Really Being Truthful (For Once) (ao3) - orphan_account steve/bucky, pepper/tony T, 14k

Summary: The Avengers return from months of missions to find a child fast asleep on the lounge, with Tony snoring beside him. A mystery ensues. Is Tony Stark a father? (It looks like it!) How have they never discovered the kid until now? I mean, Iron Man has always been good at keeping secrets, but a whole CHILD?

None So Blind (ao3) - prettybirdy979 T, 29k

Summary: They say when you assume you make an ass of you and me.

Matt wishes that the Avenger's assumptions about his seeming inability to read the written word did something as benign as making an ass of him and them. Being called illiterate shouldn't hurt, not when he knows he's not, and it's not like he can tell them the truth.

Not that the truth would make much difference. He's just going to have to grin and bear it.

If he can.

sometimes a family is nine unrelated superheroes and an adopted teenage boy (ao3) - shrill_fangirl_screaming T, 18k

Summary: When Peter Parker is fourteen years old, he fixes one of the Black Widow's bracelets and ships it to Avengers Tower. Tony Stark hires him on the spot.

When Peter Parker is fifteen years old, he's bit by a spider and everything changes. He keeps his superhero life a secret from the Avengers team that has become a second family to him, but how long can he keep up the act?

Speakeasy; Love Hard (ao3) - FestiveFerret, tina_v steve/tony E, 48k

Summary: When Steve hits a dry spell selling his comics to the papers, his roommate and best friend, Bucky, convinces him to tend bar at the speakeasy where Bucky's band play a few nights a week. Though Steve disagrees morally with drinking alcohol, he can't help but get caught in the flashy, exciting whirlwind that is The Dollhouse. He also can't help but get caught up with one of The Dollhouse's most captivating patrons...

The Accidental Art of Secret-Keeping (ao3) - NamelesslyNightlock loki/tony T, 8k

Summary: The best way of keeping a secret is to pretend there isn’t one. —Margaret Atwood

…or, five times Tony told the Avengers about Loki and the one time they finally caught on.

The Most Amazing Things (Some Terrible Lie) (ao3) - copperbadge steve/tony M, 26k

Summary: Tony's decision not to reveal his identity as Iron Man to the world was shrewd and calculated. Too bad it's about to backfire on him like a Jericho missile.

The (Not So) Great Pretender (ao3) - RayShippouUchiha bucky/tony T, 19k

Summary: “What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”

“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."

“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.

"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.

The Secrets Out (ao3) - WhereWordsComeToLife steve/tony T, 3k

Summary: Peter is coming back from his duty as Spiderman, but he runs into two angry superheros who just happen to be his parents.

The Third Option - Uncertainty_Principle M, 220k

Summary: Homecoming A/U.

Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

So he leaves.

Simple.

Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.

And that’s when things get complicated.

This Love is Ours (ao3) - hopelessly_me bucky/clint T, 5k

Summary: After seven months of secretly dating, all it took was a little bit of exhaustion and a rude reporter for their secret to be revealed.

[x-lilacgalacticfox-x]

The Newbie And The Trickster (FrostSpider)

Peter's POV

Tony was still trying to make me join the Avengers, but I'm still going to deny him. However, he had a plan to 'convince me', as he put it. He was putting it into action right now, by taking me to the Avengers Facility to meet the other members.

Tony was blasting AC/DC through the car's speakers. He's singing along, and I'm stifling my laughs, while turning away to look out the window of the car.

"What are you laughing at?" Tony asks me, shouting over the music. I turn around, to see him smiling over at me. I shout back to him, "Noth-" "Wait a second, I'm going to turn the music down!" Tony shouts, turning the music down. "That's better. Now, what were you saying, kid?" "I was just laughing at something I remembered..." I lied, so I wouldn't hurt Tony's feelings.

Only a few minutes later, which had consisted of us talking about science, we arrived at the Avengers Facility.

Tony pulled up into the garage, and we got out. I stood to the side of the road watching Tony. He then pressed a button on his keys, which made Friday drive his car into the garage and to his parking space.

Tony walks up to me and places his hand on my shoulder, guiding me towards the Avengers Facility. We talk, but I know that Tony is just trying to distract me from what's about to happen.

We walk through the pristine white corridors, Tony still holding my shoulder. As we got closer to a room, which had voices coming from inside, I begin to tense up. Tony notices, as he stops and turns me around to look at him.

He smiles and says encouragingly, "You'll do great, kid. They'll love you." "Thanks," I reply, smiling.

That's what I'm worried about... I think to myself, as I really didn't want other people trying to get me to join, as well.

He pats my back, and we begin to walk towards the door. Every step I took, the more I dreaded getting in the car with Mr. Stark.

Tony opens the door to the room, and the whole room goes quiet. Tony pushes me in. I wasn't ready for it, so I stubbled in, tripping over my own feet.

I hear a scoff, at my clumsiness, and then the sound of a smack to the back of the head. There was then someone who mumbled complaints to their attacker. I look up to see Thor with another man stood next to him.

The man had raven black hair, and green eyes. He was wearing a black suit, with a bright green tie. His head was facing Thor, and he had an annoyed expression on his face. He had clearly been the man who had scoffed at me, and Thor had smacked him.

"Ignore him, Peter," Thor says, looking over to me and smiling sadly. "My brother has unusual views on humans. It isn't personal." "O-ok, Mr. Odinson," I stumble out.

I still wasn't sure who this man was, I didn't even know Thor had a brother until now. I couldn't help but look back at the man, whose name I still didn't know.

Tony then introduced me to everyone, and everyone to me. Everyone was very different from each other, but you could tell that they all got along well still.

I seemed to get along well with Steve, Natasha and Thor, and Mr. Stark of course. However, Bucky had opened up to me as well, he seems to really like me for some reason. Maybe I remind him of someone. Steve had already explained to me what had happened to Bucky, and I sympathised with him, I felt so bad.

Me and Bucky were talking, when I saw Thor's brother looking over at me. He was glaring at me. No, scratch that, he was glaring at Bucky. But when he saw me watching him, he quickly turned away to talk with Thor again. I think nothing of it, and continue talking to Bucky.

~Half an hour earlier earlier~

Loki's POV

My big oaf of a brother has taken me back to the disgusting planet Midgard, to go to a meeting with the Avengers.

"I'm not going," I grumble to Thor. "You must," Thor explains with a smile on his goofy face. "They have specifically asked for your attendance." I roll my eyes and say, "Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you..."

~On Midgard~

Thor and I walk into the living room of the facility, which was filled with the insolent beings that call themselves 'The Avengers'.

"Ah, there you both are," Steve says happily, looking over at us. "I was beginning to think that you weren't coming." "What is it that you wanted us for?" My brute of a brother asks. "There is a new member of the team that we want you both to meet," he explains. "Well, who we want to join us, anyway..." "And who may the mewling quim be this time?" I ask, rolling my eyes at the annoying situation I am in, once again.

Everyone either gasps or glares at me. They all then begin to shout at me and tell me off. I just block them out and try to think of who it could be that they want on the team.

All of a sudden the door opens, and everyone goes silent. Suddenly a young man stubble into the room, tripping over his own feet. I scoff at the sight, but my idiotic brother hits me across the back of my head. I glare at him, and we begin to argue with each other.

Thor then looks at the young man, and days while smiling happily, "Ignore him, Peter. My brother has unusual views on humans, it isn't personal." "O-ok, Mr. Odinson," he says, stubbing over his words.

Tony then began introducing him to everyone, except me, which I understand as I had been quite rude to the poor boy. After the introductions, Peter then continued to talk to Bucky. I took this time to look over at the boy.

Peter has messy light brown hair, and chocolate coloured eyes. He wore a dark blue goodie, with a white shirt (about science) underneath it. He had dirty trainers on, which I'm sure Tony will really appreciate when he finds out that the boy has brought mud into the living room.

To be honest, the boy is rather cute. I don't know why, but I can feel a connection to this small midguardian. I feel very protective of him.

If anything happened to him, I think to myself. I would kill whoever hurt my precio-. Wait, what?!

I look at Bucky, and I see that he's looking at Peter with love and lust in his eyes. I begin to glare at him, but he can't see me as his back to me. Peter then sees me glaring, and I quickly turn around, towards Thor.

Thor looks at me questionably, then asks me, "Why is your face red, brother? Are you unwell?" "U-um..." I mumble. "N-not exactly..." Thor gasps and shout, rather loudly, "Does my brother have a crush?!" My eyes widen I yell at him, "Shut up you insolent fool!"

Everyone looks over to us, staring at me and looking confused at Thor, not knowing what to think about the situation. Peter look over at me with sympathy, which causes me to break. I storm out of the room and down the corridor, away from those idiotic Avengers.

I walk into an empty bedroom, slamming the door behind me. I look around the room, to see it only has a bed and a wardrobe inside. I then spot a door. It doesn't lead to the corridor, as that one is behind me, so I get curious and walk towards it.

I push it open to find a quaint little balcony. I close the door behind me and I walk up to the fencing, which I lean on, not bothering about the coldness of the metal.

I hear the door open, so I say rudely, "Leave me alone brother. I do not want to talk to you, as you have caused this situation for me." "Oh. Um, sorry Mr. Thor's brother, but I'm Peter..." the teenage boy replies, walking over to stand beside me.

I sigh and I look up at him. I stand up straight and hold my hand out for him to shake.

"Loki." "W-what?" "My name is Loki, you idiotic child." "R-right... W-well, actually I'm, um, 16. But it's nice to meet you, Mr. Loki"

He shakes my hand and he smiled at me, with no unpleasantness, only happiness in his eyes. As if he was happy to meet me, Loki, the man who tried to take over New York.

I smile and blush slightly, saying, "It's nice to meet you too."

~Time skip~

3rd POV

The Avengers had finally convinced Peter to join, but what they didn't know is that a certain God had been the one to make him want to join.

Peter was currently moving into the tower and he was swearing under his breath at himself, for bringing so much stuff.

"What's wrong Peter?" Loki asks, appearing right next to Peter on the stairs. "Ah!" Peter shouts, slipping on the stairs. Luckily Loki notices in time and catches him. The God then teleports them to the top of the stairs. Peter looks up at Loki and blushes, as Loki was holding him around the waist. "T-thank you Mr. Loki..." "No problem, Peter. And just call me Loki, no need to be formal with me." Loki replies, blushing slightly too, realising how they are positioned. He lets go of Peter and teleports the rest of his stuff to his new room. "OK, Mister- I mean, Loki!" "I should get going then." "Wait!" "Yes, Peter?" "Why don't we go into the living room and watch a movie together? We can get to know each other better, too." "I like the sound of that."

Loki walks towards the living room, Peter in tow. On their way, they talk and laugh with each other. Peter telling Loki about being Spiderman, and Loki telling Peter about how beautiful Asgard is.

As they enter the living room, Loki teleports onto the largest, softest sofa, and he pats the seat next to him. Peter laughs and walks over, sitting next to the Demi-God.

"What shall we watch?" Loki asks Peter. "Um... Well, have you seen Star Wars?" Peter asks, getting excited and looking up at his friend. "No I have not. And it seems that you must really like this one, as your getting very excited," Loki explains smiling at him. "We shall watch it. But I'm blaming you if it is bad." "Don't worry," Peter explains, looking profoundly at Loki. "You won't."

The spiderling jumps up from the sofa, and he puts Star Wars on the TV, so he can make Loki aware of his favourite fandom.

He wanted to watch this because he loves it so much, but also because he feels like they can both talk about it, so they have something in common. Peter didn't really know what they had in common, so he thought this would be the perfect thing for them to talk about later.

The film starts, and Peter sits back in his seat, next to Loki, who dims the lights, so it's more aesthetic. Loki gets an idea, and he yawns, sliding his arm above his head, and then behind Peter's. Peter knows what he's doing and isn't bothered, so he just snuggles closer to the unsuspecting God.

Halfway through the film, Loki can hear soft sleeping noises. He looks at his side, to find Peter fast asleep, with his head rested on Loki's shoulder. Loki can't help but smile. He doesn't know what it is, but he has a feeling like he is being pulled closer to to boy every time he is near him.

Later into the film, Loki senses someone staring at him, so he looks towards the kitchen to see the Avengers staring at him and Peter.

"It is rude to stare," Loki growls quietly at the group, trying not to wake his sleeping Prince. "What. The. Hell. Loki?!" Tony shouts, making Peter wake and jump at the sudden loud noise. "W-what's happening?" Peter exclaims, grabbing Loki's arm for comfort.

Everyone looks surprised at his actions towards the once 'evil villain'. Peter sees the group of Avengers, and hides his head in Loki's shoulder. Loki glares at the group, and mouths, 'Now you've done it, Tin Man!'

Loki teleports both himself and the boy, currently still hiding his head in the God of Mischief's arm, into the Spiderling room. Peter looks around and realises that they are sat on his bed.

Peter looks up at the distraught man beside him. He grabs his hand, and asks, "What's got you so upset?" "I thought that I had shown them that I had changed. That I was trustworthy," Loki explains, tears in his eyes. Loki had never got teary in front of someone before (apart from his mother), especially a Midgardian. "Hey, it's OK," Peter says, getting exasperated at his friends new emotions. "I'm sure they trust you. They probably weren't expecting us to be so close already."

Loki looks at the teen boy, who smiles sadly at him, with tears pickling his eyes too. Loki looks at his lips, then quickly looks back up to his eyes, not wanting to get caught in the act.

"Aww," Peter says, with pink blush dusted across his face. "W-what? I didn't do anything..." Loki says, looking the other way, puffing his cheeks out, making him look like an upset child.

Peter frowns, then places his hand on Loki's face. He turns the man's face to look him in the eyes. Peter smiles at him, and cups Loki's cheek softly, not wanting to scare him away. Loki immediately starts to fiddle with his Cape, and trying to avoid eye contact.

Peter clicks his tongue in annoyance, removing his hand from Loki's cheek. Loki looks the opposite way, using this to his advantage.

Just before he could move, Peter places his hand between Loki's legs, and the other behind him on the bed. He leans closer and closer. Loki looks at Peter, alarm in his eyes, but a bright blush flushing his face.

Peter and Loki begin to slowly get closer and closer to each other, then something in Loki snaps. He quickly connects their lips, passionately kissing his spidey-prince. Peter moves his hands, and leans back slightly, so they are leaning evenly (so his back doesn't hurt).

Loki stops the kiss, then pushes Peter onto the bed. He gives Peter a flirty smirk, which makes Peter's blush get brighter. Peter pulls on Loki's collar, and they continue to kiss. Peter was lying down on his bed, Loki on top of him, with his legs in between his Prince's.

Loki stops the kiss and Peter looks at him weirdly, and asks, "What are you doing?" "I want to ask you something first..." "OK... What is it?" "Will you be my boyfriend, Peter?" Peter's blush immediately gets bigger (if that's even possible), and he replies, "Omg, yes!"

They go in for another kiss, when the door suddenly bursts open. Both of them look at the door to find Tony, Thor and Steve at the door. Steve has a massive blush on his face (like the precious potato he is), not knowing how to react to this. Thor smiling happily at his Brothers happiness, as well as knowing that Peter would be good for him. Then there was Tony, who didn't know if he should be disgusted or happy for his 'son'.

Peter begins to laugh historically at the situation, Loki joining in soon after. Loki rolls off him and they stand up, off the bed. Loki teleports next to his new boyfriend, and they hold hand, giving each other a peck on the lips before waking out of the room, as if nothing ever happened.

[o-daintyduck]

Could you maybe perhaps possibly share a link to that Gsrfield!Peter x Patel!MJ fic? Asking for a friend (no, I'm not, I need this in my life rn)

I can relate, anon. Here ya go!

[klixxy]

tony, stumbling bleary-eyed into the avengers kitchen at an unholy hour (aka two am in the morning): fuckin’ ptsd man...

peter, shoving doritos into his mouth at an inhuman speed, sitting upside down on the ceiling with absolutely terrifying bed-hair: tell me about it

harley, sitting on the countertop clutching a jug of scalding coffee and just CHUGGING IT: my dad left to go get milk ten fucking years ago-

tony:

harley: and i’m still waiting for the goddamn milk

tony: ...

tony: you know what? i’m not even surprised anymore- i already knew that when you two met the world would burn to the ground.

[mikeshanlon]

#you ain’t slick sam