#Peta on my dick

[syrinq]

GOING TO SCREAM ABOUT LITTLEST PET SHOP WORLDWIDE REBOOT 2024 BRB

[mossfrg]

on a similar vein as my Jersey Gotham fic, I raise you this point: I have not seen a single mentioned of 4-h in any regard to Clark. I mean c’mon, super country boy Clark motherfucking Kent??? Not involved in 4H??? Absurd. My mans was involved in AT LEAST rifle, horse, and cow clubs. Maybe a lil goat club as a treat. (Fuck sheep I have a personal vendetta with them so only sheep slander here). He still has the pledge memorized. He defaults to showing posture when nervous. You bet your ass this man can get any stain— shit blood mud— out of whites because “No I don’t need a dry cleaner Bruce do you know how hard it is to keep an all-white outfit all-white while in a barn I did that when I was seven fuck you”

Clark drops random stories from his time showing and then moved on like he hasn’t just dropped the craziest farmer bullshit city-boy Bruce has ever heard.

“Y’know i once got drunk and stole a tractor and plowed a dick into the field.”

“I’m sorry what?”

“nah nothing.”

Mans just casually drops that he helped establish breed standards multiple times and refined show standards for said breeds. He started a petition to change the classes for showing to include companion animals. PETA has stalked him and has him on their black list. He was excused of all tardies in school because during calving season, he regularly gloved up and pulled calves (bc why bother using an actual calf pulled when you have an alien with super strength).

Yes Clark is an alien, but he is a feral farm boy alien.

[w3mb13r]

here is my list of stuff that happened in 2023 so far (some good, most bad)

- zombie drug that rots people’s skin and brains

- trump released a song

- tennessee criminalized crossdressing

- tennessee decriminalized crossdressing

- willow project

- marjorie taylor greene wants a national divorce and says democrats are “genociding” republicans

- fraggle rock made nfts

- wienermobile’s catalytic converter got stolen

- PETA offered to replace catalytic converter only if oscar mayer only sells vegan hotdogs from now on

- teen moms making their babies vape

- woman falsely claiming to be madeleine mccann

- felix cipher claiming to be hitler (HE IS GAY AND HAS A JEWISH MOM), getting kicked out of art school (a second time??), made his ex touch his “bullet wound” 😭😭

- walgreens refusing to sell abortion pills in over 20 states

- arresting women who miscarry

- january 6th offenders let out of prison

- chinese spy balloons flying over north america

- all the kanye stuff idfk

- some guy survived 31 days in the amazon rainforest just by eating worms

- trump arrested

- hasbro had pinkertons raid a youtuber’s home because THEY accidentally sent him a copy of magic the gathering cards too early

- trans healthcare being banned across multiple states

- muppets mayhem :)

- disney sues desantis for “don’t say gay” law — disney may move out of florida

- elon musk has an alt twitter account in which he role plays as his 2 year old son and comments stuff like “do you like japanese girls?” and “i wish i was old enough to go to nightclubs.”

- colleen video

- coke in the white house

- businesses can legally discriminate against gay people

- trump doxxed obama 💀💀

- trump moaning during speech?? 😭😭

- oceangate

- elon musk vs. mark zuckerberg (cage match/twitter fight/literal dick measuring contest??)

- grimace shake

- barbie movie

- across the spiderverse

it is july 10th. what the actual fuck ⁉️⁉️

[boypied]

If it's okay could I request a hunger games Dom top big dick finnick and subtop pita with bottom 19-year-old big booty femboy male reader weather reader finnick and Peta are on the beach in the middle of the game and finnick gets horny so he drops his pants and tells the reader to start sucking his cock then the reader is getting face f***** by finnick and then he tells Peter to eat the reader out and they both start f****** the reader spit roasting him then finnick tells Peta to sit against a tree and then reader sits on Peta's cock with his back against Peter's chest and they both start f****** him together as hard as they can because they both breeding and come inside three times

my dream tbh 🫦

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Dean Obeidallah at The Dean's Report:

There’s only one thing you need to know about GOP South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem bragging about personally shooting to death her 14 month-old puppy named “Cricket” for being “untrainable” and “worthless.”  She believes telling MAGA voters that she’s willing to cruelly shoot a dog to death will make them support her more. And the most alarming part is that she’s right. Keep in mind we learned that Noem—who is a top contender to be Donald Trump’s running mate in 2024—led one of her dogs named “Cricket,” a wirehair pointer, to a gravel pit and shot her because she revealed it her new book. (Below is a photo of a young wirehair pointer.) This wasn’t a story uncovered by a reporter or leaked by someone. Noem intentionally shared these facts with the nation in her new book because she wants us to know this—and she knew what the reaction would be.

For starters, she expected that animal rights groups would denounce her—and they did. For example, Wayne Pacelle, the president of Animal Wellness Action told NPR: "There's no rational and plausible excuse for Noem shooting a juvenile dog for normal puppy-like behavior." And Colleen O'Brien, senior vice president at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), denounced the governor for "punishing her by deciding to personally blow her brains out rather than attempting to train her or find a more responsible guardian."  But Noem also gets that to MAGA, any group that advocates for animals—or decency, for that matter—would be seen as some type of woke organization. That is the backlash she wanted. Plus there is something far more sinister. Noem gets that MAGA loves cruelty. And what is crueler than killing a puppy to show how tough you are to the MAGA scum. (Obviously, if Noem was truly unable to train the dog, she could’ve hired a professional to help her or put this pure breed, expensive dog up for adoption—shooting the dog was about something else.)

[...] The title of Noem’s book, “No Going Back,” is a great way to look at today’s MAGA dominated GOP.  The old Republican Party is dead. After all, even GOP Vice President Dick Cheney expressed regret when in 2006 while quail-hunting, he accidentally shot his friend 78-year-old Harry Whittington.  Three days after the accident, Cheney told the media that shooting his friend—who survived--was “one of the worst days of my life.” Flash forward to 2024 and a potential GOP vice presidential candidate is bragging about shooting her dog to death to show Republican voters she is tough enough to potentially be President one day.  

Noem perhaps included the tale of shooting her dog because she knew Trump does not like these four-legged friends that bring joy to millions.  As Trump’s late wife Ivana wrote in her memoir, “Donald was not a dog fan.” She noted Trump’s hostility to her poodle, “Chappy,” who would “bark at him territorially.” (Studies do note that dogs are a good judge of character so Chappy was right to bark!) That explains why Trump was the first president in 120 years who did not have dog as a pet in the White House, a tradition started by George Washington with his two American foxhounds.  Democratic and Republican Presidents that followed loved their dogs from Abraham Lincoln’s “Fido” to Barack Obama’s “Sunny” and “Bo.” And of course President Biden has a pet dog—although “Commander” has not been the best behaved at times.  But Trump was the exception, even telling his supporters at a 2019 rally that having a pet dog in the White House would feel "a little phony.”

Kristi Noem’s bragging of killing her dog is part of the MAGA Cult’s fetish with cruelty.

[takaraphoenix]

So DCeased ended, huh.

And I’m... it wasn’t the worst ending, but I’m also not happy with it?

After that amazing twist with Alfred becoming the Spectre, specifically to save Damian’s life, to save his last son (still kinda pissed that Cass is... just... not acknowledged at all as a Bat Fam member I mean she is alive?? She barely appeared at all in this run? And doesn’t seem to matter to Alfred and Damian at all?).

Alfred did this great thing to save Damian... just so Damian could now sacrifice himself for the universe. Wow. How satisfying. /s

And it was somehow made more infuriating by how dumb everyone around him seemed? Cassie not realizing that this was a sacrifice play. I’m sorry, but if someone says they have “a weapon” and “can’t tell you what it is” but leave you, their romantic interest, behind on purpose... then the weapon is them, it’s a sacrifice play, they’re not coming back. You don’t need to be Wonder Woman to figure that out, but also Wonder Woman should definitely be able to see through that.

It absolutely infuriated me how dumb this made Cassie look, on top of sidelining her. Not giving Wonder Woman anything to do in this final battle against EREBUS, the ancient GREEK deity of darkness. Really? You really did that? You made the Big Bad a Greek god and then you benched Wonder Woman?

But hey! Ares got to go and play! And the Black Racer! And... so many more guys. It was a real... sausage party up there. Oh, yeah, and Dinah, I guess. Wow. One woman, huh.

No, seriously, benching Wonder Woman here? And not letting Cass as Shazam do anything anymore? Making Cass Shazam had been such a cool move but then she kind of... never really... appeared anymore, aside from in the background? And I gotta repeat where I couldn’t hold my tongue earlier, because seriously. They made Alfred mourning Bruce, Jason, Dick and Tim such a big deal. And yeah, it should be. Absolutely. But... how do the women not matter at all? So Steph and Babs aren’t ‘family’, so their deaths don’t have that much impact (it would still be nice if they would have been mourned too, to any degree), but Cass is family and Cass is still alive and Cass is not included in anything. There are no moments between her and Alfred, between her and Damian. What the fuck.

The way Damian mentions that Cass is training the new Kryptonians just... reminded me that Cass exists - or rather, showed me that the writers remember that Cass exists - and that makes it somehow worse, I don’t know.

Speaking of the new Kryptonians, another underused female character really was Kara though. The way this series opened up around Kara, I... falsely assumed her to be a central figure and play a... bigger part... But... uh... she... really didn’t... I mean really didn’t. Even the reunion with Clark was kind of a throwaway moment that faded away and then she was gone, because untrained new Kryptonian.

But the severe underusage of its badass female characters aside, the sacrifice play.

I don’t believe that it was necessary. There’s no way, no way, that they couldn’t have found a better solution for it. That they couldn’t have delivered it on the damn USB drive that it was on, or whatever. Heck. Put it on a mouse and sacrificed the mouse, sorry, PETA.

But Damian had this whole arc over this series, and Alfred did this great thing to save him, and now we’re just back to “yeah I do everything on my own, and now I gotta die to save the universe, all on my own, without even trying to figure out a better solution with my team”, when one of the great things about this series was when there were all these great and different characters working together.

Also I honestly wish they had not included the part with Damian’s birthday and him turning eighteen. For one, it made the sacrifice much... sadder. He was just a kid, still. I had genuinely assumed that much more time had passed in-universe and that Damian was 20+ at this point. And the other part, it would have made the Damian/Cassie less weird if they had not gone out of their way to announce that, because she’s... Tim’s age, so five-ish years older than him. So it seemed like a bit of a choice to emphasize that.

On the overall? Man, that finale was a... letdown. Which sucks, because I really had enjoyed it so far. This had so much potential. It was great. I hate when something is amazing, but then... just doesn’t stick the landing, because a mediocre or bad ending can sour the whole story and this... did that.

So now Alfred haunts space, mourning his sons. The ending doesn’t fit the journey, in my opinion. It was always a journey of hope, Clark and Pam and Jason and Jon and Alfred everyone always projected hope to... get a new start. And, obviously there were losses, there had to be, but the literal final shot of this was Alfred, all alone, staring into a vast universe created by Damian’s death, thinking about his dead sons, thinking about the past. Not the hope, not the future. We don’t even return to Earth in this finale, we don’t even see them start to rebuild, we don’t see hope’s seedling, we don’t see a joyful future that Damian brings, we only the sadness. And that stands in contrast to this message of trying to find hope that the story kept telling throughout.

Hope? Hope would have been Victor Stone, who has the intellect of Brainiac and the knowledge of Apokolips, actually figuring out a better solution, instead of being robbed of his agency by a self-sacrificial teenager who got to explode into a new universe because they couldn’t think of implanting this into a mouse or something. It would have been seeing them all return to Earth, rebuild. Seeing what Harley and Pam have been rebuilding down there already, and those from Earth-2 finding their place back home. Seeing Alfred and Leslie, happy, with Damian (and Cass...). That’s what everyone has worked toward for this entire journey.

[nexttrickanvils]

Bruh bruh I am so annoyed seeing everyone gobble up the Pokémon rip off. It's clearly someone wanting to be an Edgelord, "oh you can murder the not-Pokemon and you GRAPHICALLY HARVEST THEM! Oh you can treat humans like the not-Pokémon which here are your slaves and you get bonuses for destroying their mental health" and I haven't seen ANYONE describe like what the game says about it? Or even the harder battle system which it seems like based on the popularity of rom hacks and Nuzlockes is what older fans actually want?

Like I rolled my eyes with edgy murder Mickey Mouse but come on what is the appeal of Pokémon but with murder? Congrats you're as creative and have as much media literacy as PETA

I avoided talking about it for various reasons like I know there were people who interested for reasons other than "it's pokemon but edgey" and more monster catching games in pokemon's vein should be a good thing.

But after seeing the designs, some of the uglier aspects of the gameplay, the dev's cheerleading for AI, and seeing people ride the game's dick cause they wanna say fuck you to Nintendo. I'm just. I'm done being nice.

I hate the fact that it has this built in defense of "you just hate it because you're a Nintendo stan."

BITCH I DIDN'T EVEN BUY SCARVI BECAUSE OF ALL THE BUG AND PERFORMANCE REPORTS!

No, I hate it because it's the same tired jokes I've heard for over twenty years. I hate it's stupid sense of humor (oh the not-pokemon who wants to bang people is number 69, hardy har har.) I hate the designs of the not-pokemon especially since some of them do just look like pieces of established pokemon copy and pasted onto each other. (There are also accusations that they stole concepts from fakemon which given the AI accusations, would not surprise me.)

And I am not opposed to there being more pokemon-likes.

Competition is good.

But I would not be surprised if after the shock factor wears off, it just falls off. So uh, I don't think this is gonna be the shot in the arm to wake up Nintendo/The Pokemon Company.

[shreeky]

Okay, it's Childish Gambino, homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ

Move white girls like there's coke up my asscrack

Move black girls 'cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either

I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA

In Adidas, with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me

My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery

This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef

My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es

Hot like a parked car

I sound weird like nigga with a hard R

Fly like the logo on my cousin's 440

Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me

Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man

Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like Toejam

I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin' it a slow jam

Butcher and I know it, man, kill beef, go ham

These rappers are afraid of him

'Cause I'm a beast, bitch, "Grr", Invader Zim

Gambino is a call girl, fuck you, pay me

Brand new whip for these niggas like slavery

Told me I was awful and that shit did not faze me

Tell me how I suck again, my memory is hazy

"You're my favorite rapper now" Yeah, dude, I better be

Or you can fuckin' kiss my ass, Human Centipede

You wanna see my girl? I ain't that dumb

You wanna see my girl? Check Maxim

"Man, why does every black actor gotta rap some?"

I don't know, all I know is I'm the best one

It's a bonfire, turn the lights out (yeah)

I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about

It's a bonfire (yeah), turn the lights out (uh-huh)

I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about

You know these rapper dudes talk shit, start killin'

Fuck that, got goons like an archvillain

I'm from the South, ain't got no accent, don't know why

So this rap is child's play, I do my name like Princess Di

Yeah, they say they want the realness, rap about my real life

Told me I should just quit, "First of all, you talk white!

Second off, you talk like you haven't given up yet"

Rap's stepfather, yeah, you hate me but you will respect

I put in work, ask Ludwig

Put my soul on the track like shoes did

Played this for my cousin, now he can't even think straight

Black and white music? Now, nigga, that's a mixtape

Shout out to my blerds, they represent the realness

Shout out to Gambino Girls, my dick is in the buildin'

I know you hate me 'cause your little cousin play me

And I like black girls who nerdy, but when they dance they be sayin' "Ow"

I'm sorry for who followed me

Chillin' with a Filipina, at your local Jollibee

Yeah, I'm in her ass like sodomy

So if you see my hand under the table, don't bother me

I don't talk soft, that's that other guy

I'm screamin' "What the fuck is up?" like I ain't see the sky

The shit I'm doin' this year? Insanity

Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony

These rappers won't know what to do

'Cause all I did was act me like a Loony Tune

And I'll give you all of me until there's nothin' left

I swear this summer will be summer Camp, bitch

bruh how did this all fit into an ask what is this character limit 😭😭

[samedragontime]

hey louis, im a lesbian now

peta you cant be a lesbian

actually louis peter can be a lesbian if he chooses to identify as a woman

thât sounds kind of cringe brian

stewy i will throw you down the stairs

ãããhh my dick gãt chãuped ouff

oh my god peta we gotta take chris to the hospital

well i guess that makes up both girls hahahahahahaha

thats not how that works peter

shat aup

yeah shut up brian

family

[dodgerevansce]

Today I saw a video on Instagram that these prisoners in USA raped a dog and brutally killed the dog the dog was she and had to put into euthanized due to serve pain and damaged my question why weren't the cop weren't there with them to watch. I am really disappointed in this world that no animals and womans are safe. First news I heard that person raped elephant India raped a dog in India like wtf why people acting like psychopath for sex. Then in Pakistan I heard some teenager raped a kitten that died to injuries and pain. Animals arent toys for men to fuck around with. These mans should get electric shock or their dicks should be castrated for good. Really world is not safe for animals, children's, womans and elderly i swear I need to move to Mars because it's getting scary day by day.

This is why woman are more safer with bear then mens

Peta should take strict actions a prisoners shouldn't be allowed near animals they need to be castrated

There should a be law for man who's rapes woman and animals should be castrated medically for good or punishable by law or beaten by victims hands openly.

[ajoytobeheld]

PETA Sexiest Vegetarian 2009: the fall out!!

June 24th, 2009

Right guys…

On the 26 May 2009, I asked one single, simple favour of you miserable bastards.

In a heartfelt plea I requested you help me become SEXIEST VEGETARIAN IN THE WORLD TWO THOUSAND AND NINE, an accolade that I, doubtless, deserve, by just clicking on a couple of  weblinks; and you useless turds couldn’t even manage that.

As a result, the male heat was won by somebody named ‘Milo Ventimiglia‘. I have no idea who this dick stretcher is, but his name sounds like something on the menu of a Korean branch of Pizza Express, and what sort of example is that?

Research has shown me this bellend is AN ACTOR. So, I ask you, HOW CAN WE EVEN KNOW THAT HE IS ACTUALLY VEGETARIAN AT ALL? It’s his job to pretend to be things he’s not, and you morons have been stupid enough to fall for it. I pity you.

I will certainly think twice before asking any one of you cock munchers to do anything for me again. Rest assured I feel there’s been a bond of trust between us BROKEN and it’s looking pretty irreparable right now.

The female victor was Kellie Pickler, contestant in American Idol 2006. Famously, I am a fan of such talent shows, and think that we’d have gotten on really well when we inevitably met. The picture above of Fido and Kellie meeting at the awards ceremony just doesn’t look right. For a start, Rover’s head is really small

Here is an artist’s impression (thanks Aleks!) of what it would have looked like if I’d won and had the opportunity to meet the beautiful Kellie:

That’s me carrying her over the threshold into our love nest, after our wedding reception, where we would have dined on soya and broccoli and I would have fought her father and guilt tripped her into veganism AND I WOULD HAVE INVITED EVERY ONE OF YOU FUCKERS!!!

But no. Because of you lot, it’s not to be. Because of you lot I am not working on country duets with my little Kel Kel, and I am not hanging out with Taylor Swift, I am sat here in my bedroom carving a carrot into the shape of a dagger FOR YOU TO STAB ME IN THE BACK AND HEART WITH YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKS!!

2010: do NOT let me down, y’hear?

[raviniaraven]

So proud of the vegans and vegetarians on this site for being hugely disapproving of the folks I was warning about at Minneapolis Pride. My notes are full of people saying things about how organizations like PETA suck dick and showing people gore doesn't help anyone, I was low-key worried I was gonna get shit for that post and I'm so glad y'all are being reasonable

[iidsch]

.........Yeah. I agree. It's bad to hate Polanski for being Jewish and not for being a pedophile. And some people, like Musk, hate the ADL for being Jewish and not because of whatever things it's done. You said it yourself and you're still missing the point. By a mile. We are not talking about your or my criticisms of the ADL, we're talking about Musk's. Like I promise you Elon doesn't give a single fuck about the ADL doing a collab with Peta or whatever. He probably doesn't even know what Peta is. In fact he's probably hurt more animals than Peta ever will.

This entire debate AND the og post are about Musk and you keep bringing it back to your personal beef with the ADL, completely and willfully ignoring everything I've said (and not to suck my own dick but I've explained it very well). If you want to be mad at the ADL make a goddamn vent post on your own blog, don't dump your weird and irrational hate on other people's posts to derail a very important conversation on antisemitism.

I had "Elon blames Twitters decline on the Jews"on my 2023 bingo card and i hate being right

[lookforastar]

La Femme Nikita - 279/? Madeline Gifs (Four Light Years Farther)

[thesole-wanderer]

Peta: Steve Irw-

The entire internet:

[wild-wombytch]

Don't forget :

"Vegan and the PETA activist! Pagan (raised in a transphobic Christian family 😕). I'm a war veteran with PTSD and an ex inmate bc the Elite))) is transphobic. Men's rights are human rights (calling me an incel = blocked. I get good German pussies unlike these losers anyway lmaooo) and feminism is about equality uwu. Disgusting hairy white abled-bodied (I know what I'm talking about, I'm persecuted because of my race and I am a cripple-punk due to my ptsd) cis dykes should die and choke on my girlcock. Fuck the cistem, white abled-bodied cishet women shouldn't be able to talk. Sex work is work and I'm glad it's legal in Germany, I just wish it was more regulated so prostitutes wouldn't get STDs especially from foreign men (anti-Immigration), because I care about their wellbeing. I prefer a traditional, respectable partner who won't have a lose vagina from a high body count though. I'm genderfluid, sometimes I identify as a teenage boy, calling me a p3d0 = blocked. MAPs welcome, I'm LGBTQA2SMap+ meinself ! I love doggos, especially German Shepherds :). Send me a pic of yours and maybe I'll be a good boi meinself 😜. I love men in uniform but I'm a sapphic (since I'm enby) or more exactly biromantic/gynosexual demi-sexual demi-girl and sometimes demi-boy (again, genderfluid, that's why I love my haircut and change the side of the hair swept depending on my gender and pronouns. Checkmate bigots, no excuse to misgender me!). NO DICK PLEASE. I'm triggered since I'm a lesbian sometimes and only like girls...I'm not heteronormative either since I don't want to get married and have kids. I'm biromantic because I like men but sex between men is gross and disgusting because I'm half ace haha

I'd support the Palestine/Hamas but it's Jewish-made and anything Jewish goes against my own pagan beliefs :)"

And I could likely go on with fake they/them Hitler's bio, but it's actually scary writing it, because I *know* so many people would completely overlook the 42 red flags I approximately put per sentence just because it uses woke wording. Even if I very obviously overdid it. And also it was scarily easy to write. That's how easy it is for the far-right and cops to infiltrate libfems circles now. Like ffs fellow leftists, what have we done to ourselves with this bs?

Istg Hitler could resurrect and pop on a they/them badge and niggas would gag and kiss his feet