#elon vs zuck

[animentality]

[w3mb13r]

here is my list of stuff that happened in 2023 so far (some good, most bad)

- zombie drug that rots people’s skin and brains

- trump released a song

- tennessee criminalized crossdressing

- tennessee decriminalized crossdressing

- willow project

- marjorie taylor greene wants a national divorce and says democrats are “genociding” republicans

- fraggle rock made nfts

- wienermobile’s catalytic converter got stolen

- PETA offered to replace catalytic converter only if oscar mayer only sells vegan hotdogs from now on

- teen moms making their babies vape

- woman falsely claiming to be madeleine mccann

- felix cipher claiming to be hitler (HE IS GAY AND HAS A JEWISH MOM), getting kicked out of art school (a second time??), made his ex touch his “bullet wound” 😭😭

- walgreens refusing to sell abortion pills in over 20 states

- arresting women who miscarry

- january 6th offenders let out of prison

- chinese spy balloons flying over north america

- all the kanye stuff idfk

- some guy survived 31 days in the amazon rainforest just by eating worms

- trump arrested

- hasbro had pinkertons raid a youtuber’s home because THEY accidentally sent him a copy of magic the gathering cards too early

- trans healthcare being banned across multiple states

- muppets mayhem :)

- disney sues desantis for “don’t say gay” law — disney may move out of florida

- elon musk has an alt twitter account in which he role plays as his 2 year old son and comments stuff like “do you like japanese girls?” and “i wish i was old enough to go to nightclubs.”

- colleen video

- coke in the white house

- businesses can legally discriminate against gay people

- trump doxxed obama 💀💀

- trump moaning during speech?? 😭😭

- oceangate

- elon musk vs. mark zuckerberg (cage match/twitter fight/literal dick measuring contest??)

- grimace shake

- barbie movie

- across the spiderverse

it is july 10th. what the actual fuck ⁉️⁉️

[fake-destiel-news]

👏Destroy👏him👏Maye👏

She said it here

[zettaiahoge]

Wanting to punch in Elon Musk’s face with his own two fists is the most human emotion to be generated by Zuck’s machine learning matrix

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

"But, mooooooooom. I gotta fight him... You're embarrassing meeeeee.."

This is sad but hilarious.

[antisocialturtlebender]

The fact that now there is an zuckerburg version of twitter only proves that there should be a elon version of meta.

And whoever wins in the brawl gets to keep their social medias.

The loser has to reveal their secrets to the world, zuckerberg being an alien, elon being a robot

[mysidaesm]

Can we shut the fuck up about the mark zuckerberg and elon musk fight thing? they are attention seeking murderers dont feed their bullshit

[silverbridge-harbor]

[tech-with-muchiri]

Threads, Meta’s new app, will launch on July 6 amid mass backlash against Twitter

Threads, a new app developed by Meta as a response to Twitter, is set to debut on Thursday. The launch date coincides with a surge of users exploring alternative platforms. The app, which is connected to Instagram, made its appearance on the Apple app store earlier this week in anticipation of the upcoming launch. To build anticipation, Meta has also created a dedicated countdown website for the release of Threads.

[bolt-x0]

Rlly hope that mark Zuckerberg kills Elon in the fight so maybe we’ll have Twitter go back to normal instead of this rate limit bullshit

[z34l0t]

[vexy-hexy]

Just in case you didn't know, Musk and Zuckerberg apparently plan on fucking cage fighting each other

[pepsiandmentos]

apparently zuckerberg does ju-jitsu so i’m looking forward to elon musk having his head bashed in

[teathattast]