#musk vs zuckerberg

[gingerswagfreckles]

[nando161mando]

[moist-astronaut]

they should just kiss

[captain-acab]

Oop just had a prediction. The "Zuck vs Musk" cage fight is going to be super hyped up, get some cushy deals to livestream it with Twitch or whatever, also be set up to stream live on some major tv news channels, and then when it finally happens...

It'll be in the metaverse fighting with vr "avatars" or whatever

[teathattast]

[zettaiahoge]

Wanting to punch in Elon Musk’s face with his own two fists is the most human emotion to be generated by Zuck’s machine learning matrix

[urgentkettle]

Elon Musk has so much an opportunity to actually be funny if he fights Zuckerberg. He should go in with poison tipped boxing gloves. But then he sees that Besos has drank from the poisoned cup of wine, he knows the scheme is up. He’ll strike Zuckerberg but, in the ensuing scuffle, they switch gloves. Zuckerberg will land an opposing blow to Musk, but it will be too late.

[coolishfoolishness]

As funny as it would be to see musk fight zuck, it would be even funnier if no one watched it. Don't even give them the satisfaction of having eyes on them, just let them fight each other like the idiots they are.

[vivalamusaine]

Actually pissing me off seeing in real-time people falling for the Zuckerberg redemption propaganda "wow, didn't think I'd ever be rooting for Zuck!" You don't have to. You can literally still hate both obnoxiously wealthy billionaires who steal your data, you don't have to choose one to be your hero. They are both still evil and some PR campaign of Zuckerberg getting in some dunks on Musk for pussying out of getting in the ring with him doesn't change the unmeasureable amount of harm Facebook caused.

[riotinyellow]

maybe zuckerberg will be able to punch some business management skills into musk's thick emerald-reinforced skull

[fump-2]

During the musk zuck fight, we see zuck rip off his face mask to see his lizard face. He proceeds to unhing his jaw and swallow musk whole. 

Nobody cares and everyone just goes on with their lives.

[gingerswagfreckles]

How is the Musk vs. Zuckerberg cage fight not all over tumblr immediately this is insane this is God's gift to mankind this is the funniest thing that's ever happened in the history of planet earth. Eat the rich???? Eat the rich??!!?!?! We aren't going to even get the CHANCE to eat the rich bc they are literally, LITERALLY going to kill each other with their teeth!!!!!

[nando161mando]

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