#musk v zuck

[the-priest-god-never-paid]

i want to kill him so bad

[prismatic-et-al]

never has a headline brought me such insane glee

[mooltan]

what if Zuck beats Elon in the ring, then turns to camera and says "Go signup for Threads, you don't wanna be on a site run by losers" amd points to Elon

[phae-touched]

In light of the apparently-real, potentially-imminent cage match, I present my second favorite Epic Rap Battle of History.

[werchezdeeno]

billionaire playground feuds

[markzuckerberg-official]

so maybe my pupils are misshapen and i have to wear contacts alot does that make me such a bad guy?????????

SOREY I HAVE TO TAKE THEM OUT ONCE IN A WHILE AND YOU HAVE TO SEE THE 'REPTILIAN' SLITS

[fakeoldmanfucker]

Can we all agree that Mark Zuckerberg needs to destroy Elon Musk in any way possible?

[aunti-christ-ine]

Threads, mrowmm-hmm?

You talkin' to ME 'bout Threads?!

(See my previous post today)

[rextomblr]

me, poking around threads for the past two hours…

[zeron1nezero]

i’m gonna be so sad if zucc and elongated muskrat don’t fight. like elon needs that ass whooping. his brain ain’t doing so well so we gotta turn him off and turn him back on again.

[thingelonmuskcouldbedoinginstead]

get beat up by Mark Zuckerberg

[vexy-hexy]

Just in case you didn't know, Musk and Zuckerberg apparently plan on fucking cage fighting each other

[lookitswaffles]

Guys I think threads went to war with @staff

[phae-touched]

Real hard core street fights. Ok, musky.

[markzuckerberg-official]

the kids are calling me Meta Mark and im like into it

[linkinwhark]

I want Jesse Armstrong and Charlie Brooker to team up and create a new show about tech billionaires. I want this so much. I'm desperate.