#POSSUMS ARE THE BEST
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#Me when a small insignificance happens when I’m already in a bad mood:#rey rambles#meme#memes#dumb shit#relatable memes#funny#funny memes#best memes#lol#lmao#twitter memes#tumblr memes#dank memes#humor#jokes#haha#possum#opposum
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get fat and get old and go blind and be content
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johnny eating tomatoes from a can is an upgrade tbh
#lawrusso#cobra kai#rerun#sometimes i think this is my best contribution to the fandom#johnny lawrence#daniel lavery#they should let johnny remain a trash possum#he should have better judgement yes#but also he is forever a trashfire
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I couldn’t get @thicctails’s Mythology Falls Dipper design out of my head, so I had to make something for it. (Tw for animal death (a mouse is being eaten by an owl))
Fun fact! In order for owls to be as silent flyers as they are, they had to lose the waterproof oil coating on their feathers, which makes them unable to fly when wet.
If anyone’s interested, I found some interesting videos about Owls and Cheetahs (that are both by two of my favorite YouTubers)
Mabel’s seal form looks a bit different than the (harbor) seal photos next to it, and that’s because I only found those pictures AFTER finishing the art. Before that I had just looked up “seal photos” and used the wrong species as a reference, even though I did the markings (almost) accurate.
Some older doodles below the cut
#my art#did you know that cheetahs can’t climb trees bc of their non-retractable claws?#I wonder how that would work for a griffon#who’s bird half is made for trees#also that is supposed to be water dripping from dippers face#I just didn’t know how to do it#and no I don’t know how to draw bird feet#but I tried my best#dippers eating a possum btw#the mouse is in the reference images#griffon!dipper#selkie!mabel#monster falls#I got all the images from Google btw#mythology falls
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my favourite thing about laios' party is that each of the members genuinely believes they're the responsible adult of the gang who's keeping the children safe. but then the more the story progresses, the more it becomes clear that the closest thing to that they have is not even part of the gang at all. Just a guy who has died three separate, comedically underwhelming deaths all the while repeatedly proclaiming he was trying to protect others. and somehow he's still more competent at it than them
#I didn't know what to make of kabru at first ngl but he grew on me#he's just trying his best#it's not his fault that he chose to make a band of chaotic possums his special interest#thyandra.txt#dunmesh
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Orchard Inspector
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The usual jjk artist's representation of Choso (and his dilemmas):
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk choso#Choso: possum mode. seal pup mode. and benadryl hatman mode; the best of all worlds
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read on ao3
Will was sitting on the couch mindlessly flicking through Netflix. He was sitting completely upright, his body full of tension that he had nowhere to put. Nico was late coming home and Will couldn’t help the cascade of worst case scenarios that were currently parading through his mind.
As always, he remembered too late that he and Nico shared each other’s locations, so Will could literally track his location live through his phone. His arms darted around on the couch for his phone, probably more frantically than was necessary.
Before he could even find his phone he heard the scrape of keys against the lock, and then the sound of the front door opening, announcing Nico’s arrival back home. Will didn’t waste a second before he jumped off the couch and headed to greet his partner.
Nico was standing near the entrance of the house when Will reached him, but before he could embrace him like he always did, Will stopped.
Nico had an expression on his face that was unfamiliar, and frankly jarring to see. He wore a sheepish smile, but his dark eyes were sparkling with… hope? He was also standing slightly hunched with his hands behind his back, obviously hiding something, which was even more concerning.
They stared at each other for a beat, and before Will could question what he was hiding, Nico spoke.
“Will, darling. You love me right?”
Will blinked at him. “Yes… of course I love you,” he said hesitantly. Nico nodded, and it looked like he gained a little bit of confidence as he stood up straighter.
“You love me and you would do anything for me?” Nico questioned again, and at this point Will’s mind was racing through a million different possibilities.
Will hesitated, his eyes darting to Nico’s arms that disappeared behind him. “What did you do?”
“I didn’t do anything.”
“What do you have ?” Will shot back, taking a step towards him. Nico held his gaze for another second, before sighing and carefully bringing his hands out from behind him. It looked like he was holding a bunched up t-shirt.
Will frowned, not sure what was so remarkable about an old t-shirt that Nico had to confirm Will’s devotion to him. Then he saw movement. Will’s eyes widened, and he closed the distance between them, and lightly touched the edge of the shirt.
Swaddled gently inside was a baby opossum. Its little black eyes stared up at Will, its pink nose wiggling slightly as it sniffed the air.
Will glanced up at Nico and almost had to look away instantly. Nico was giving him the biggest puppy dog eyes he had ever seen grace Nico’s face. Even the time that he came across a listing for an extremely rare first edition Mythomagic set didn’t come close to the eyes he was currently giving Will.
As Will stared at his adorable expression, he already knew what Nico was going to ask, and Will wasn’t sure if he could say no.
“Can we keep ‘er?” Nico asked on cue, pouring every ounce of sweetness he could into his voice. Nico blinked and somehow made his eyes even bigger. Will thought that this was vaguely reminiscent of a scene in the animated Puss in Boots they had recently watched together.
Nico’s favourite animal was opossums. Will and Nico’s Instagram and Twitter DM’s were more or less filled with possum memes, or just pictures of possums with Nico lamenting over how cute they were. He had always joked to Will that if he was to ever own a pet it would be a possum, so Will had to admit it wasn’t really surprising that Nico took the opportunity to bring one home.
Already feeling his resolution crack he sighed, knowing one of them had to be the voice of reason. “Nico. It’s a baby. Did you steal it from its mother?”
“No!” Nico exclaimed in a half whisper. Will raised his eyebrows. “No, I would never. It’s mom-” Nico cut off and hesitated, looking down at the creature in his hands. He shifted so he was cradling it protectively against his chest instead of holding it out to Will. To Will’s surprise, when Nico met his eyes again, Nico’s face was pinched into an expression that Will recognized as Nico trying to hold back tears.
“Her mom was on the side of the road. She was the only one that was still alive,” Nico said quietly, the last words of his sentence barely a whisper. Nico’s eyes filled with tears, and in tandem Will’s heart filled with sympathy and he reached out to pull Nico into a hug, being careful of the possum in his arms. He gently rubbed Nico’s back, and whispered comforting words. After a little bit, he kissed the top of Nico’s head and pulled back, decidedly not mentioning the newly damp spot on the collar of his shirt.
“Okay, let's go sit down. We definitely can’t keep it forever, but we have it now. Let's go figure out what we can do.” Nico nodded, and gave Will a peck as he walked by him, whispering a small thank you .
Nico headed to the living room, and placed the baby possum on the coffee table. He kneeled in front of it, crossing his arms on the table and then resting his head on his arms. Nico fixed the possum with a look of pure adoration as it crawled out of the t-shirt, then headed towards where Nico was sitting.
Will stood for a moment, just studying Nico. It was rare that Nico looked so absolutely soft with his chronic case of resting bitch face. Will got to see the soft side of him more than anyone else, but seeing Nico being so tender with such a tiny little creature caused Will’s insides to melt into a gooey mess.
Will sat on the couch behind Nico, and Nico leaned back using Will’s leg as back support. Will threaded his fingers into Nico’s dark wavy hair, scratching lightly as his scalp. Nico let out a puff of air and relaxed into the feeling.
“First things first,” Will started as Nico reached out to lightly pet the possum between its ears. “What did you name it?”
“Heather,” Nico answered, faster than Will expected.
“Heather?” Will repeated back to him, and Nico nodded. “Why Heather?”
Nico wasn’t facing Will, but Will could tell he was blushing by the shade of pink that his ears turned. He mumbled something Will couldn’t hear, so Will leaned forward, prompting him to repeat himself.
“I named her after the possum from Over the Hedge. She was voiced by Avril Lavigne.”
Will let out a small laugh, not out of judgement but out of affection. “That’s cute babe, Heather sounds perfect.” At that Nico tilted his head back into Will’s lap and smiled at him. Will leaned down, the position was a bit awkward but he still managed to give Nico a chaste kiss.
Will sat up again and Nico turned his attention back to the coffee table. At this point Heather had crawled into Nico’s hand and curled up, closing her eyes. Nico cooed at her, shifting on his legs but being careful not to move his arm at all.
“Are you able to Google what we should do? I know we probably can’t keep her, but I want to make sure we do everything right.”
Will hummed in affirmation and started looking for his phone again. He finally found it on the side table beside his end of the couch. He googled ‘how to take care of a baby possum’ and started reading out the advice.
“Number one thing is to keep her warm, and have her in a dark place. It says to put some rags in a box for her to go in with some sort of heating. I think we have a shoe box somewhere that we can use, and we have that heating pad, so I’ll grab that in a bit.” Nico nodded, and gently placed Heather back into the t-shirt.
“What about food?” Nico asked quietly.
“It actually says not to feed her. We could feed her the wrong thing or she could eat something wrong and get it into her lungs. Most of these sources say just keep her warm and safe until we can contact a wildlife rehabilitator.”
Nico sighed, his shoulders slumping. “That makes sense.” He leaned his head down onto the table. “I don’t want to give you away to some stranger though,” Nico cooed at Heather, using his finger to scratch her head again.
They sat in comfortable silence for a couple moments, before Nico perked up.
“Wait. What am I saying. Frank’s literally a wildlife rehabilitator! He works at the zoo as a vet! ”
Will’s eyes widened. “Oh my god you’re right.”
Nico carefully picked up Heather again, and turned around to look at Will. “Do you think they’ll keep her, and let us visit?” he asked, tentative hope written across his face. Will leaned down and kissed the tip of his nose.
“I’m sure you can convince Frank. I think he’s still scared of you.”
Nico laughed at that, and then shook his head. “I really don’t get why. I was joking when I gave him the shovel talk when he and Hazel started dating.”
“Babe, you can be scary when you’re happy ,” Will said leaning in and looking Nico directly in the eyes. Nico scrunched his nose in disagreement, so Will continued. “Not to me though. There’s no way I can think of you as scary when you bring baby animals home and name them after cartoon characters.” Nico rolled his eyes in annoyance, but the smile on his face betrayed him.
Will lightly gripped Nico’s chin and pulled him close. He caught Nico in a deeper kiss than the others he had given him since he got home, and Will did his best to pour his absolute adoration for Nico into it.
After a couple of moments though he pulled away. He slapped his thighs before standing up. “C’mon, let’s go set up a box for Heather. We can call Frank in the morning.” Nico nodded and stood up next to him slowly so as to not jostle Heather. Before Will could walk away Nico leaned in and gave Will another short kiss.
“Thank you,” Nico whispered against Will’s lips. Will just smiled, and returned the kiss.
#babies first solangelo fic guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i wrote this in 3 hours so if it isn't the best#deal wit it#i fully believe that nico di angelo would love possums ok. am i projecting? maybe. am i right? yes#nico di angelo#will solace#solangelo#tw mention of animal death#also krista if u see this no you DIDNT
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draw lefty covered in blood n gore<33
shes like if freddy fazbear had nuclear levels of swag
#asks#possum#lefty#fnaf#hastag hoemer#rqs#boood#not so much gore but<333333 teehee :3c giggles twirls my hair frolicks<33333333#i love lefty my best friend lefty fazbear<33333333333
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man.
#doodles#90s#90s aesthetic#eye strain#furry#sad#possum#possum cat#i want the best of both worlds and therefore it is a possum. AND cat.#and i have the sads ok
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my cat is my best friend
ginger is literally the only one who knows me (also dw I didn’t use the flash on this pic I just made it brighter)
#I have three cats and she’s the one who hangs out in my room the most#i love my cat so much#she’s so sweet#so what if she’s a little dumb sometimes#she’s literally awsome possum#ginger is the best#cats#cats are the best
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@endreal is best gremlin partner ever and got me this hoodie and i am DYING bc i love it so much.
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nothing lovelier then the love of a partner who makes you hot tea to soothe your cold
#hot tea + sore throat#best remedy tbh#hot tea + bundled up in blanket + boyfriend?!? + sore throat#equals feeling loved :)#mlm#mlnb#nblm#t4t#possum tag#loveposting
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Enjoy this pretty shot I took of Ed and Stede's inn.
After, you know, it's all fixed up.
#ofmd#ofmd sims#Sulani seemed like the best world for it#they can sit outside in their old man rocking chairs drinking rum and chasing possums off their lawn
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If elves were rats, would Buddy the elf be a possum? Discuss.
#back on rats baybee#everyone say thank you to my grandma for being the very very best#she is why this series exists#christmas#elf#rat#rats#possum#opossum
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I HAVE RETURNED, WITH GIGI ADVENTURE!!!!
I've been a huge fan of @stardestroyer81's latest project, Door2Door!! If y'all like 90's cartoons, go check it out! It's totally radical!! YEAH!!
#my art#not my oc#firealpaca#door2door#Gigi Dempster#Star's OCs#possum#possumposting#sonic adventure#sonic adventure pose#cartoon art#90s#totally radical#artists on tumblr#One of my best works of all time honestly#I have Star to thank#She is an inspiration <3
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