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read this as “romancing my alters” and honestly i think thats an equally valid message. sometimes self care is kissing yourself sloppy style

feel like romanticizing my alters just to make up for the rest of the dogshit symptoms of this fucking disorder

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the darkened raphe line under her penis? oh you mean the angel's mark?

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the darkened raphe line under her penis? oh you mean the angel's mark?

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i have this saved and i just kinda open it up sometimes and Look. for like 30-60 seconds at a time. no art or animation ive ever seen has come this close to being literally hypnotizing

Attention all fat men

I am doing this to your belly

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Please send me a fruit?

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi - You’re pretty

Raspberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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Stealing this idea, buuuut... If you like or reblog this post you're giving me express permission to flirt with you and fuck you silly in DMs~

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*glomps u*

hiii i'm moxie excess and i do art n streamz n stuff! :P proud he/him trans panro ace babe!!!

i mostly like to draw fanart and ocs, but i also do art and model commissions for vtubers!!

this is me if u even care XP [art n rig by me!]

and this is some of my art!! [right: commission for @/PastHellz on twt]

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#moxie talx - my textposts (rare) #moxie askess - answering asks #my art - self-explanatory

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Preview of Basilisk, my personal favorite of my risograph comics, and the project all my other recent medieval-inspired art descends from.

Styled after medieval illuminated manuscripts and printed using a custom color palette requiring 5 risograph inks (including metallic gold), Basilisk asks the question: what would drive a teenage girl to create a monster?

Physical copies available here. To brag for a moment--this is my masterwork of riso printing and is even more impressive in person.

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source

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Expression practice that took too much of my time.

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An early roller.

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ascent

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see the issue with this is you inevitably will become victim to the classic “dumb character is too busy listening to music to hear the horror behind them” shot, and thus the horror wins

just play cheesy horror music in your head when you have anxiety. works every time

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haha SOFTIE's Manager is in danger

Okay so normally I keep SOFTIE a mile away from the Manager's for my own comfort reasons and I apologize for bringing reality in to this place but I have significantly more reach here than literally anywhere else, so--

Due to some unfortunate emergency expenses and some promised aid not showing up last month I am now very much overdrawn, and I'm not getting paid for another few weeks.

Literally any amount of help through either donations or RBing would be greatly appreciated, Ko-Fi link below. Thank you for your time, I hope we can return to regularly scheduled programming soon.

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Harlamean Straight Sword

Standard/Thrust

A blade blessed by an ancient consecration. Deals holy damage and is greatly effective against Those Who Live in Death.

Swords such as this are treasured in a lost land to the far West of the Lands Between for their divine essence, which is said to be mightily effective against beasts and the beastly. In combat, however this strength does not manifest; to realize anathema, it must first be real.

Reblog and invent an Elden Ring item, with a description in the style of From Software games. You are allowed to be as silly or serious as you would like!

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another possum fact! larger possums (that is to say the possum you probably think of when you imagine them, the Virginia Opossum) evolved immunity to the venoms of rattlesnakes and pit vipers! of course, this means that if you want to get your cute little possum plaything nice and woozy, weak pit viper venom is an excellent natural alternative to any pharmaceuticals you may be utilizing! have fun =3

fun fact: possums are generally known for how easily they get big and hefty because of their omnivorous diet, but the real signs of a possum that’s unhealthily overweight is being able to see the whites of its eyes and a tail with a base that’s more black than pink. this is all to say, you should feed your possum gf lots and lots of yummy food until she’s big and round!!! she can take it!!!!!