#queue’ve got the best of my love

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get fat and get old and go blind and be content

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HOOO GOODNESS SO MANY NEW HOTEL GUESTS SINCE I WAS LAST ACTIVE HERE!!! HELLO EVERYONE!!! WELCOME TO THE LOVE HOTEL!!! IT’S ME UR HOTEL MANAGER CHELL!!!

Just as a notice to some, an update to others, and a refresher for a few, here are some important notes about this blog in terms of tags!:

super freaknasty writing: 

This tag is to note A N Y T H I N G lewdie. My own fics, an ask from a guest, whatever it may be!!!

reservation info

When it comes to requests, I usually accept them while hosting a request event, of which each comes with their own special guidelines on how to properly request. This tag contains any post relating info on whatever new request event is currently occurring!

hotel lobby updates (formerly ‘in today’s episode’): 

This tag is regarding any update/notices/announcements for this blog! Whether I’m posting a fic update schedule, announcing the opening of requests/commissions, etc., this tag is best for when you wanna keep up with what’s going on!

management will return in a queue minutes (formerly ‘queue’ve got me burning up’): 

This tag is just to note any queued posts~

As always though, if you have any other questions, you need only ask!

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life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar

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selling acid was a bad idea, and selling it to a cop was a worse one

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every single night after prime time, loud enough to hear in your sleep, the salesman down the block half a mile from here yelling down the hood of his jeep

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the cameras Rian’s got these days are unimaginably high-res

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i will personally stab you in the eye with a foreign object

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our love is like jesus but worse

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it was 6:31 am on a saturday and you morphed into a housecat

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stay warm inside the ripple of the panasonic hum

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Drive a great big truck, When I'm old, when I'm old

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nothing harder to go through with than a vanishing act

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i write down good reasons to freeze to death in my spiral ring notebook

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take your foot off the brake, for christ’s sake!

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And in situations like these

It's sometimes useful to think of life as one long continuous evening

That never turns into night

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Like a jack-in-the-box, like a hundred thousand cuckoo clocks From the Oregon corners to the Iowa corn To the rooms with the heat lamps where the snakes get born