#PLS LET ME😭😭😭💥💥

[sunyandmony]

FU---- BLOWS THEM UP💥💥💥

Human version of the bois 🥰

[oneofthosenightbees]

(Okay wait so sorry I was just thinking about thay marrying Heket post and like, it's 3AM I just got this thought. The lamb can like, canonically read minds. Heket can't speak much but she can still think lmao, so out of everyone, the lamb is the only one who can actually hear what she has to say in a way. It made me EMOTIONAL so i needed to share the thought. Very sorry)

It’s ok! It’s fun getting to answer asks and splurge about my lambket hcs.

Also speaking on the lamb reading minds, I had the same hc for them when I first started drawing them and getting this ask reminded me of that and I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought of it😭. To expand on it a little bit, the lamb didn’t start reading her mind when they first met since things were still tense after everything that’s happened, and they didn’t want to invade her privacy out of respect. Others tried to convince them otherwise and say it was careless to not check in on the ex-bishop, saying that it was highly possible that she might be planning against them, however, the lamb still went out of their way to do anything they can to gain her trust. Heket was skeptical at first, and thought their gestures of kindness was just a ploy for something more malicious (it wasn’t, the lamb is just gay), but once enough time has passed and she was convinced they really meant no harm, Heket allowed them to read their mind out of convenience.

Usually Heket would tap the lamb on then shoulder once or twice to signal to them read what she wanted to say, but overtime the lamb just kinda knew when they should start reading. And since then, it’s been a lots less stressful and annoying on Hekets part to communicate with others now that she has someone willing to listen and tell others what she really means. And after getting married, it’s often common for them to just have full on conversations with each other with just the lamb reading Hekets thoughts while they happily stay by her side to listen to her talk about whatever is on her mind and listening to the bashful compliments they get from her once in a while. Ones that only the lamb has the honour of hearing.

[rayroseu-reblogs]

ON THE LOW just realized what Sebek is describing here is Knight of Dawn's life... OGMG... 😭😭😭😭 not him being disrespected as a king (i feel like at the end the humans followed Henric and not Dawn and thats why they got a disagreement on the land leading to the war inside the Kingdom of Swords), being used as a knight, and also was hated as a child (as per this upbringing described by Sebek)... DAWN.... 😭😭😭😭

imagining that Dawn wasnt taught about anything about faes, only that he must kill them, yet he still dream to understand them even if the Silver Owls forced him to be ignorant and subservient to their selfish greed 😭😭😭✨✨✨

[elizakai]

i’m beginning to realize.

i have a lot of extremely tall people in my life, while i myself am short

my perception of “tall”, and height differences, is INCREDIBLE skewed, and i haven’t realized that till recently when i. draw characters and people are like GAHDAMN you drew him tall

like “what?” *looks again*

“huh”

[ofdetonation]

isn't that a familiar sight ? katsuki watches izuku sit up with care, half-smile briefly appearing on his face when he notices the tears ╱ he shouldn't make fun of it. they were both here. so then ...

the hand taking his is an oddly reassuring gesture ; while his dreams didn't have the same sorts of sensations, he could feel the warmth emanating, the texture, affirming his waking state. ( his mind is fogged, scattered. so many things from the before and the now were quickly circulating, trying to piece together the chain of events. he was awake, alive, but ⸺ he didn't wake long enough during ... )

izuku all but confirms it : we won the war.

then their fight against all the odds, everyone's close calls, his literal death experience and revival, it was all worth it then ? for them to be breathing, alive and warm and real, they won ⸺ and survived.

it wasn't a perfect win ... but even with the war carving its memory into them, they stepped through to the other side.

❝ don't go sheddin' tears now, you big crybaby, ❞ he manages, voice thick with fatigue, ❝ we made it. you won the damn war. if anything ... ❞ he stares at their intertwined hands for a moment, feeling the weight, his fingers adjusting to better hold and thumb grazing across the other's palm. ( a brief flash of that illusion crosses his mind ; he wonders if this feels familiar to izuku, somehow. ) ❝ ... i should be thanking you. you gave 'em a fighting chance to make this happen. ❞

A hand found its way into his hair. Izuku felt it - he'd been hyper-aware this entire time, waiting for this.

He sucked in a breath slowly, swallowing back down the gasp that rose in his throat. No sounds, not yet, lest he'd disturb this moment of perfection and render it unreal.

Izuku told himself that he'd count to ten, and started doing just that. His eyes started stinging by the time he reached count number five, and by seven, tears had overflown his eyes and trailed down his cheeks.

Ten.

And the weight was still in his hair, Katsuki was awake for real, and he was finally ready to believe it.

Izuku blinked twice, hard, just to put a stop to the waterworks before reaching out, gently taking Katsuki's hand with his own. He sat up, carefully, because a certain someone still had all sorts of tubes attached to him.

"Welcome back, Kacchan!" The joy of this reunion washed away the weariness and pain that still lingered in his bones. Izuku was grateful for this moment, glad that Katsuki was able to return. "We won the war." Because surely the other would want to know that first. It was a difficult battle and cost the heroes too many lives. The destruction of infrastructure would take months if not years to repair, and what could take even longer to remedy might be the faith of the people. Still, one step at a time, they must learn to focus on the positives. At least that was what his teacher said.

"Thank you," he added. For saving me, and for coming back.

[palebyulsoo]

Rating TF2 mercenaries if they can vogue {aka "can they serve 💅❤️✨?"}

I was gonna put this in my writing blog since I do want to get back into writing but fuck it, WE BALL 👹💥💥‼️This is a stupid thought that's been poking my mind so it's not for seriousness but mostly shits and giggles 😭 I'll be rating from least to best and giving my little explanations.

{Note : This is MYYYYY opinion. I'm still slowly catching up on the TF2 comics so if there's a few things I may get wrong, that's my bad. 😭 I'm in no way a professional in vogue dancing so I'm just going off from what I know in some bits of dancing- Oh and small spoilers ig? Specifically in Snipers, Medic {it's only a photo in a panel of sorts but just making sureee} and Scouts section mayhaps.}

9. 💥Heavy💥

-I'm sorry, I really do love him but Heavy CANNOT vogue. His ass is NOT doing the death drop. 😭

-Ok I'll give him one little bonus point since the kazotsky kick kinda counts in terms of supporting form, I think he'd be able to do at least a duck walk or smth.

-But honestly? With his form in a ballroom?? Idk about that 💀 AGAIN I LOVE HEAVY BUT HE'S N O T SERVING. HE'S GONNA SHAKE THE BALLROOM.

-Unless maybe he practices on voguing moves or smth idk. 4/10

8. 🔧Engineer🔧

-Ehhh..... Not really serving.

-I don't see Engie as the type to vogue, maybe he can do some hand movements here and there {A bit janky too-} or some dances too but voguing? Death drop? Nope. 🧍

-I definitely think that robot hand he has is heavy or smth, there's noooo way the gunslinger is light at all 😭 and with how he works on machines and stuff? Yeah, idk if his form can support in voguing. 🚶‍➡️

-But like I said! Although janky, he could definitely do waacking with his hands if he practiced. And honestly? Waacking with the gunslinger would actually go hard ngl. 4.5/10

7. 🔥Pyro🔥

-Sort of...? Not really?? I don't know what to say with Pyro. :'))

-Like I can kinda see Pyro voguing but at the same time not really. It's like with Engie where I can see them definitely do waacking or maybe a few more moves.

-But you know what, I'll give Pyro a bonus point because it would be cute to see them do waacking or a vogue dance like okkkkk burn the base down with your moves 😫💅‼️

-While I can't fully picture it, I know Pyro can definitely serve and do a dip. 5/10

6. 🦘Sniper🦘

-Originally, I was gonna put Soldier in 6th but then I thought about it.... And changed their rankings 😔 {pls pLS PLS DON'T SNIPE ME AND HEAR ME OUT-}

-I adore Mick sm and he's just so sudxudjdjdj but I gotta put my bias down for a moment. I knowwww I said I'm slowly catching up with the comics but because I joined in late, I actually stumbled upon spoilers by accident 😔😔😔 {Why does this keep HAPPENING TO ME-}

-But I'm gonna let it slide and give bonus points. Why? While I know that Australians in tf2 lore are well, stronk with strength, I don't think they would focus on dance activities or anything when it comes to being stronk.

-And while Mick may not be physically active with his lanky form, I just KNOW he would definitely kill with his moves. Just teach him the catwalk or something and boom, he's serving. 5.7/10

5. 🦅Soldier🦅

-Oh he's serving alright!....By that, I mean "serving 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️", not "serving 💃💅💕✨".

-Listen, when it comes to Soldier, I don't think he wants to vogue and will definitely believe that voguing is for women {classic toxic masculinity-} and the only thing that will actually be close to serving in tf2 is killbinding {and ykw? in my view, the killbinding counts as a death drop if you time it correctly and can be a serve so it honestly applies to the mercenaries too-}

-BUT ☝️🗣️ I like to believe that when he's persuaded or smth, he definitely serves CUNT in CUNTRY. He pulling all the moves, the waacking is waacking, the catwalk being so FIERCE, and the dip bringing the base down!

-He'd definitely be the type to perfect his dances kinda. That's why sometimes this video just reminds me of him, "SCOUT. RUN THE ROUTE AGAIN! DAMMIT! IT'S C U N T-" 7/10

4. 💣Demoman💣

-Oh my fuck Demo would so SLAY THE BASE DOWN. He's only in 4th because of his alcoholism. 😭

-LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN HIS KAZOTSKY KICK TAUNT???????? HIM DANCING WITH BOTH LEGS AND ARMS??????? THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE HARDEST SHIT I'VE SEEEEEN BUT OMG HE DOES IT SO WELL 😫💕💕💕‼️

-Voguing, whether alcohol or not, THAT SCOTTISH MAN CAN SERVE AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE. Tavish got that form and body support, aughhhh I bet he can pull even the most difficult ass vogue moves.

-Put on "here comes the hurricane legendary katrina" and I just know Tavish? WILL BE CATWALKING AND DEATH DROPPING SO HARD AUGHHJHSHDDG 8/10 {Just rereading my section for Demo really made it clear that I love him so bad actually aaahshdhxhd}

3. 💉Medic💉

-Shout out to that tiktok video of "'Medic my man' ur man is gay" that started this stupid brainrot of ranking and rating mercenaries on vogue btw. {I LITERALLY HAVE THE VIDEO SAVED BUT TUMBLR WON'T LET ME POST IT NOOOOO-}

-Have you seen Medic? Have you seen h i M?? LOOK ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE CANNOT SERVE.

1. Scout

-I just know Medic is pulling all the N A S T I E S T death drops oh my ggaaawwhddjdx. He would be so precise with waacking and catwalking, it's not even a joke no more. 😭

-Like even with his fit and stuff, he would still know how dance with no problems. He's serving in medical AND military field! 9/10

2. Spy

-This is my bias peaking but hear me out hEAR ME OUT PLSPPSPLSPLSPLS 😭😭☹️☹️☹️😭☹️😭☹️😭

-Spy definitely knows how to dance, especially waltz and tango, but y'know what I bELIEVE IN SPY SERVING CUNT ENERGY! THAT MAN KNOWS HOW TO BALLROOM VOGUE 😫💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Not only does he serve the floor, HE KNOWS HOW TO DRESS THE PART. Listen, Spy? In that one dress???? The black and blue/gold and white????? AHHHHHH HE WOULD SO DANCE IN THAT FIT OH MY GOD {Can you tell I'm obsessed with the idea of Spy in both suits and dresses? I'm legit a sucker for suits and dresses augh.}

-I know I keep bringing up the kazotsky kick taunts as an example for each Merc {because the kazotsky kick focuses on leg form and core strength, which is the same thing for vogue dances-} but have yOU SEEN HIS LEGS??? THEY'RE SO LONG. THAT MAN COULD EVEN STRUT HIS SHIT AND BE A MODEL‼️10/10

-'SCOUT? S C O U T?? WDYM S C O-" Shhhhh hear me out PLEASE P L E A S E, HE CAN SERVE CUNT LIKE HIS DAD I SWEAR 😭😭😭😭😭😭

-His break dance taunt? Him dancing in general?? He's GOT to be flexible as fuck and know some good moves, he got his legs and speed from SPY. S P Y. LONG ASS LEGS.

-But in all seriousness though, I like to think he got his moves from not just Spy but also his ma too. Mostly comes from a small headcanon of mine where Scout's ma knows a lil bit of go go dancing and maybe when Spy wasn't in the picture, his ma taught Scout a few moves. :3

-He got that groove from both his ma AND dad, so Scout knowing how to catwalk? Waacking? DO A DEATH DROP?? OOOOOOH HE KILLIN EM AHHHH. 10/10

{Note : oh mygodddsjx I'm finished fINALLY- anyways, like I said before- This is mostly my opinion and I made this out of shits and giggles, so it's not serious 😭 I might change it up one day though if I doooo change my mind. Anyways, thanks for reading ig 💀💀💀}

[faithst]

ZB1 WHEN YOU ARE HAVING EXAMS

pairing zb1 x gn!reader

genre fluff

warnings mentions of food

notes me? your favourite zb1 writer ⁉️ pls im so touched, ilysm🥹 i hope your exams go by smoothly and thank you for requesting, ina ! i hope you enjoy this (i went to do this so fast bcuz of ur exams 💕)

masterlist<3

— zhang hao

so affectionate 🥹

soothing touches like tracing circles on your free hand while you study

reassures you alot like “you’re gonna do great”

listens to your rants and complaints abt a certain topic/subject you don’t like

his reaction to that is literally: “oh, it must be hard.” ☹️

always tells you that he is proud of you

overall comforts you as much as he can

“you have all the time you need, take it easy.”

— sung hanbin

worried 24/7 for you

not bcuz he thinks that you’ll do bad but because he doesn’t want to see you so stressed out

always supervising you cuz he doesn’t want you overworking yourself

maybe even more stressed than you 😭

insists you take a break even when you started studying like 15 minutes ago 😃

makes sure you take care of yourself while also putting your all into studies

hands you meals and drinks himself just so it’s easier for you

“remember that i always am and will be proud of you.”

— seok matthew

learns the subjects just to help you

sometimes, you end up teaching him a thing or two

creates a study timetable for you

his motivation makes you motivated; win-win ‼️

maybe a bit too motivated…

gives you questions during the most random times throughout the day 🫢

you’re brushing your teeth? question.

you’re taking out the trash? question.

his motto is ‘no pain, no gain’

“don’t fall asleep just yet, i have another question!”

— shen ricky

knows exactly when to help you or to give you space to study

if he sees you studying, he won’t disturb you

but if he sees you procrastinating, he uses the power of ✨bribery✨

“if you get an A on this test, i’ll buy you anything you want”

boom ez motivation 💥

“finish these questions and i’ll give you one of my photocards” “i want a jiwoong photocard though..”

isn’t jealous at all because secretly, he wants a jiwoong photocard too 🤫

“i’ve ordered 2 jiwoong pc’s!” “wait, why two?”

— park gunwook

helps you study 🤞

one condition tho; a kiss for some help

gives you tips and tricks on how to answer questions precisely

also gives you all his notes

makes sure you get enough sleep the night before an exam so you won’t be tired while answering it

very experienced in these matters 👍

when you feel like giving up, he gives you a motivational speech that would inspire many

very very very patient in teaching you so that you don’t feel pressured

“you got this one correct, you’re amazing!”

— kim taerae

he sees you studying and thinks that you’re very hardworking

therefore, he doesn’t want to bother you

absolutely silent whenever you study because any form of noise can be disturbing

like he tiptoes around 😭

but when you’re done, he asks if you need anything

a hug, a kiss, ricky’s wallet? he can give you them all

okay, maybe not the last one but you get what i mean

he convinces you to think that you’re the smartest person ever 🫵

“you’re gonna kill this!”

— kim gyuvin

he tries to help you study and cheer you up

as in, he doesn’t want to see you stressed so he cracks a joke or two 🤝

it becomes very distracting but he has good intentions

“do you know how to do this?” you ask, pointing to a question

“let me see…” bringing the book towards his face, squinting his eyes

places back the book in front of you “yeah, no. sorry..” 😃

eventually you ask him to be a bit more quiet and he has his lips shut

but he’s always in the room while you study whenever you need a joke to hear

“no joke, you’re the smartest person i know”

— kim jiwoong

checks up on you ALOT

gives you shoulder and head massages to release the tension you have there

goes up to you and rubs your shoulders 🫠

“hey, you deserve a break. let’s go for a walk.”

with him, all your worries disappear and suddenly you’re like ‘the tests are gonna be so easy’

if you just happen to become slightly anxious; he will notice

comes up to you to give you a kiss 💋

which breaks you from all bad thoughts

“after your exams are over, i’ll take you somewhere nice.”

— han yujin

studies with you cuz he most likely is also having exams 🤝

if he doesn’t understand, he asks you and vice versa

sometimes he spaces out and you have to bring him back to reality

when you’re really worried and start saying ‘what if’s’

he gives a whole list on why you’re going to get good grades

“firstly, you’re good at everything you do. secondly, i think you’re smarter than gunwook hyung.” 😦

before the exams start, he makes sure to say good luck to you

“i don’t need to say this because you always do so well but good luck!”

© keiwook

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[skiiyoomin]

teruhashi X fem reader pls 🙏🙏🙏 can be anything from a proper fic to just headcanons I'm so desperate 😭😭😭💥💥💥

ღTeruhashi as your girlfriend

ʚContent: fem! reader, fluff

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a/n yo schools been kicking my ass but FINALLY its here!! i did a little mix of both headcanons and small fics, hope you enjoy!! :))

Teruhashi is literally so so so sweet

sweetest gf EVER

she gives me "best friends to lovers"

literally connected right away

you know the classic, you're new to school and need to make new friends, well Teruhashi being the open and friendly person she is, walked up to you!

You're sitting at your new desk when suddenly the most stunning girl you had ever seen stood in front of you. "Hi there! I'm Teruhashi, let's be friends!"

And obviously how could you say no to someone like her. To your surprise, you both connected almost immediately, whether it was because you had similar interests or because you complimented each other. Either way, you became attached by the hip!

Being around Teruhashi naturally made you a pretty popular person and by the week everyone knew who you were.

With this popularity, you were prone to constant love confessions

which made Teruhashi jealous but she didn't know it yet

at first she thought it's because she's jealous of the confessions you receive

but it's not until you go on a date with a guy that she realized it's because she wants you for herself!

she had a little bit of a hard time accepting these feelings but once she did, she became 10 times more attached

though now, everything you did flustered her

she definitely confessed by accident, while she was thinking about doing it for a while now, she never had the guts to do it until it accidentally slipped out

"How come you never go on dates Kokomi? I'm sure there must've been someone who's caught your eye by now"

"There is someone, though I don't think they like me"

You were baffled at this, someone not liking her? Impossible!

"No way! I don't believe that, there's not one person who could possibly not like you"

"It's true!"

You kept it going until Teruhashi snapped, taking you by surprise.

"I know they don´t like me back because that person is you!"

She seemed surprised by her own words as well because she quickly covered her mouth, her eyes as wide as saucers. Though yours probably looked the same.

"I...I´m so sorry I did not mean to say that, I -"

You cut her off by pressing a tentative kiss to her lips.

You can imagine how the rest goes

After this y´all started dating and became THE couple of the school

for the most part your relationship stayed the same expect you were much more affectionate with each ohter!

LOTS of shopping dates

Teruhashi is your number 1 hype girl

her love language is physical touch, it doesn´t matter where you are, she always has her hand somewhere on you

if you have a similar size, you´re ALWAYS sharing clothes

your fashion styles end up mixing up

now you have your own unique styles!

in general all of your dates are super cute and fun

there´s not one single moment where either of you aren´t having fun with each other

her brother definetly had a hard time accepting your relationship BUT, once he did you were basically a part of the family

also, your periods sync up

because of this, you both spend the day cuddling each other and being each others warmth

it may not seem like it, but shes super attentive to your wants and needs and basically knows you like the back of her hand

always has the things you like in her backpack in case you ever crave them!

SO SO SO many cute nicknames and sweet words!! never fails to make you feel flustered

but shes just as easy to fluster

it doesn´t matter if you´ve been dating for a couple months or years, the butterflies never go away

she´s both your best friend and lover and your biggest supporter and confidant and there´s nothing as perfect and wonderful as that

Teruhashi supremacy >>>>

[apollos-olives]

Pls tell me about your grievances with being a journalist....my main problems (apart from the rampant bias and corruption) were having to always know what the fuck is going on, and also not being allowed to have a political opinion in public?? Like they wanted me to take the "refugees welcome" sticker off my car and I was like ohkayyy NOT the career for me

ugh don't even get me started about my studio. there are like... TWO black people, one brown iraqi, and then me. and that's the ONLY diversity in the whole place 😭 the rest are white as fuck. and my studio is a more local community news station so they say we can't do "political stories" (cough...palestine...cough) BUT they do stories about abortion and voting and they've done stories about HAMAS LIKE 5 TIMES even though i TOLD them that they MUST run it by me first, and ofc they didn't. they REJECTED my peaceful protesting palestine story after giving me the okay to do it, and that genuinely fucked me up. they CLAIMED to be unbiased and a lot of the people i work with directly support palestine, so i thought that the whole studio would be chill, but nooooo. fuckin racist ass cunts. i vented about the whole palestine story problem a couple months ago so i'm not gonna repeat it again but lets just say it did not go down well. and then YESTERDAY. i fucking CLAIMED A STORY on monday and then the FUCKING GROUP NEXT TO ME CLAIMED THE EXACT SAME STORY YESTERDAY AND THEY'RE ALLOWED TO FUCKING DO IT???? EVEN THOUGH I CLAIMED IT FIRST AND WROTE IT DOWN ON THE PRODUCTION MEETING??? 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 IM GOING TO SEETHE AND RAGE AND IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

[imrllytootiredforthis]

cyyy have u seen the video soob and beomgyu posted on twitter today?..... i'm talking about this one —> https://twitter.com/txt_members/status/1647210708881539073?s=46

damn.... sub puppy gyu agenda HAS NEVER BEEN MORE OBVIOUS THAN IT IS NOW??!!! 😳😳like...he's not even trying to hide it anymore?? pls it looked way too natural like he's so used to acting like a puppy or am i delusional😵‍💫cause i can't fucking function like a sane human being after i saw this..i'm not joking when i say that his face has been everything i think about for the whole day today 🫣🫣,,,,

do i have any thoughts? 😭

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS

I SAW IT SOMETIME THIS MORNING (i think???) AND I FREAKED OUT OMFGGG

puppy gyu, my dearest little good boy<33😵‍💫😵‍💫

or, honestly, let's be real and say he's a bad boy, bc even as your puppy he's gonna be a brat

no bc imagine you're trynna get work done or smth, study for an exam or doing a project and he's all needy

sitting across from you as he jerks off in an attempt for you to put that damn work away and pay attention to him😤, begging for you to touch him, whining that it doesn't feel as good when he touches himself

and when you continue to ignore him puppy gets all upset, huffing and crawling over to where you're trying to do your work,

situating himself to straddle your leg and humping it like the desperate little pup he is,,all messy and whiney and adorable as he looks up at you with the biggest puppy dog eyes ever

"please,"

😩💥😩💥OMFG SOMEONE NEEDS TO HELP ME I"M NOT SANE RN

[peepeedrip]

my miles quaritch hc's (sfw & nsfw)

a/n: this is the first time i've written something since i was 14 and if u know me from my harry potter phase no u don't 💀 NE ways im so scared to post this and if u have any criticism pls lmk ok bye bye

reader is afab if you would like me to make it gender neutral lmk 💪

here we go 🤯:

im sorry but the first thing i'm gonna talk about is those damn arms 😭 like imagine na'vi reader looking at him and being intrigued by his fingers and shit (like this fic on ao3 u already know) and then asking about his tattoo because ur totally not checking out his arms you're just really intrigued by the art on his skin ofc haha

he's not sure if you're checking him out or just genuinely curious about his different culture but he lets u come closer and touch him and stuff

he doesn't stop u until he can feel himself blushing getting uncomfortable at how close u are to him and he's like "ok ugh get off me 🙄" so that u don't see how his cheeks are tinted purple I MEAN UH yea he's totally disgusted by u lol haha /j

slow burn slow burn slow burn

he'll act all tough and scary around you, but doesn't let u see that he gets more fond of your presence with each passing day

eventually you can see him slowly warming up to you after a few weeks, always offering to carry stuff for you that really isn't that heavy, or when you're out in the forests of pandora telling you to "give me that fruit right there" so he can peel it for you and hand it over with his head turned away and a curt "welcome." on his lips after you thank him

you find his new behavior odd, but you aren't going to question why his tail flicks faster when you're near or why he always finds some way to be in your general proximity, especially with all the help he's been giving you recently

look at me. i know this man is a commander and he takes charge and whatnot but u know DAMN well he gets nervous around you. like

it doesn't matter if ur a human or na'vi or an avatar THIS MAN WILL FIND U HOT ASF 💀💀💀 like he's checking u out n shi behind ur back and lyle is looking at him like. dude. be so fucking fr

and lyle gets on his ass for it too 😭😭😭 like miles will be doing some daily ass task and lyle will come tease him about u

miles: licking some envelope to send papers to someone

lyle: damn i bet u wish that was y/n's-

miles: 👊💥

lyle: 😵😵‍💫😴 (he died) (jk but miles wishes he was fr 😭)

this man will try so hard to be suave and make the first move but he gets negative rizz around you 😭 u make him nervous lmao and he especially doesn't want to mess this up because of who he used to be so he goes into it way more gently than he would have in his past life

eventually once u realize u got a crush on this man ur gonna try to flirt too but he's TOO HOT ur gonna fumble and it just ends up in y'all having the perfect moments to kiss or make out or SOMETHING and y'all are just like "haha.... crazy weather we're having lol"

lyle and z-dog are punching y'all in their heads rn

i feel like eventually it would culminate in him leaving for a big mission like the one to capture jake and when he's telling u goodbye and turns around to leave u grab his hand and say "come back safe, please"

he looks at you surprised, but he regains his composure and grabs ur hand to bring it to his lips. "i will, cupcake. promise." SCREAMING CRYING PUNCHKNG MY WINDOW 🥊🥊💥💥

i can't remember who headcanoned that he calls u cupcake but he calls his ikran cupcake so he calls u cupcake AND WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT UR A GENUIS blessing the miles fandom fr

he definitely takes it slow because like i said, he knows who he used to be in his past life and wants to be a different man from that

and all the helping u out shit that he was doing before doesn't go away, in actuality it probably gets more frequent cause he always wants to be around u now

however when y'all kiss for the first time.... 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

im just saying in his past life he got to an old age, old age = experience. new young body = 😏

and this full on extends to the bedroom 🤭🤭

NSFW ahead warning 😟😱🤯‼️⚠️🔞

he is very gentle and doesn't pressure u AT ALL. however being gentle doesn't mean that he doesn't give u the most mind blowing show stopping sex you ever had your first time

def into oral. he goes down on u and i mean he goes down. holding your legs and hips down while his tongue flicks and runs over your cooter cat like it was the indy 500 bitch 😭 he is not playing around

he also enjoys having his dick in ur mouth ofc. he loves kissing ur lips so what better thing than to have them wrapped around his cock and balls?

he'll enjoy it if you fight back a little bit. he'll enjoy it if you submit to him completely. he'll enjoy it. just let this man cook 🤝

if u DO like to fight back 😼😼 ohh girl u already know his colonel side is coming out

overstims your pussy if ur into that, cause you wouldn't listen to him earlier so now he has to make u listen his way

"you like that, you little brat?" he asks with a gentle smack to your cheek. you're clenching around him HARD. "fuuuckkkk.. you just had to make trouble for yourself, didn't 'ya cupcake?" he's breathing into your ear, half moaning, half speaking cause girl that pussy got him in a CHOKEHOLD

won't stop until u tell him "sorry, sir" and apologize for acting against him. he's used to disciplining people from the army and he knows how to deal with people who get outta line

however if ur more on the submissive side MMMMHMMM u know he's gonna eat that up

like if he tells you to do something and u follow it no question..... mhmm u getting dicked down good tonight is all i'm saying 🕺🕺🕺

"god baby, so good for me.." he's peppering kisses all over your face and neck, thrusting into your pussy just the way you like it. "gonna fuck you so good baby.. fuck.. this pussy is gonna be good for me yeah?" yes sir 💂‍♀️😝🫡

sometimes he'll see just how far he can go with it, asking you to bend in absurd positions or follow absurd asks, and once he sees you do it without hesitation he feels a flame of possessiveness rise in him, hands and arms wrapping around you and praising how good you are for him

he will treasure u fr no matter what you're like for him, sometimes he just be mid-fucking u and he just looks at u like 'damn, i love u wtf' HES SO DOWN BAD GRRRRR

and sometimes you'll do the same where you'll just look up at him and you can't help but put a hand on the side of his face and breathe out, "i love you, miles" IM SOBBING CRYING

he love love loves u and u love love love him GRRRRR *blocks u two* GET A ROOM YUCK GROSSSSSS

this was the most heinous gut wrenching vomit inducing thing i've ever written if u read this far U A TROOPER FR🫡ok i gtg now it's 1 am now bye bye 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

also s/o to @nqify and @cuethediscoandthedrinks for making me want to get back into writing again go read their stuff rn OR ELSE 🤯🤯😡😡👊👊💥💥🥊🥊

[itsyagurlchip]

official design for sans! (im literally so happy rn im shaking)

ehem, click for better quality 🌟

i still dont know what to call this au- but just know frisk and chara dont exist here and the monsters made it on their own🗣️💥💥 (im coming up with lore yall- just u wait)

the jacket that sans is wearing is the first one papyrus has ever bought for him on the surface, so he cherishes it dearly. Sans overall is just a guy on the surface, living a happy life. no resets, no death, just accomplishments and a new life to step into.

i wanted to make him as bulky as possible- so this is the best i could do for my try at actually attempting to draw this guy 😭 but then i also knew that he's just bones so most of the chub is due to his jacket.

i love this sm

ngl i really just winged it with this one- i was struggling so bad not to cringe 💀

only to realize that it didnt look that bad

until the lines started to look better

and better

AND NOW I HAVE THISSSSS! YIPPEE!

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[kunntzsstuff]

Hi! First, I wanted to say your mood boards are amazing!! And then I have a request:

Fem reader and highschool bam dating and they sneak out at night to go smoke and look at the stars (hcs or fic, whichever you prefer)

I totally understand if you don't want to write this, I just thought it would be so cute😭

💥 sneaking out w bam 💥

(this is my first time writing anything like this so pls lemme know if yous like it!!!)

You almost screamed when you heard a knock at your window. Jumping out of bed to go and see what it was, being greeted with your boyfriends shit-eating grin. You let out a loud sigh, "Bam! You scared the shit out of me"

Replying with a mumbled sorry and a laugh, he tries to climb through your window, not so gracefully.

After helping him inside, trying to keep as quiet as possible (not easy with a boy as clumsy as bam), you went back to your bed, laying down and closing your eyes. Feeling the bed dip beside you, you turn your head and open your eyes only to find bam already staring at you. He just smiles and moves closer, wrapping his arm round you.

You stay like that for a while in a comfortable silence, until bam speaks up. "We should go somewhere"

You almost scoff at his words, "I'm grounded?? We can't really do that" He just stares at you and smiles again, you roll your eyes not even wanting to know what he was thinking.

This was how you ended up practically hanging out your window while bam was stood at the bottom.

"You'll be fine, i'll catch you" shooting you a wink.

You rolled your eyes and laugh at him, finally managing to get out and start climbing down.

Yous walk round for a bit, fingers interlinked until you realise, "Where are we going?"

"Oh I know a place, don't worry"

You decide it's probably better to not question him this time.

Yous walk for another half an hour, making small talk and laughing with eachother, until you come to a stop at some gas station car park.

Bam takes you round the back and tell yous to close your eyes. He's guiding you with your fingers interlocked until he tells you to reopen your eyes.

Your greeted with a small field. Giving him a confused look, you tilt your head to the side. He responds with a small smile and continues dragging you.

He suddenly lets go of your hand and lies down on the grass. You follow his actions and sit next to him for a while. He pulls you down so your lying beside him, with his arm around your neck.

This is when you realise the stars above shining back at you. You look to him with a smile to find him already staring at you, he pulls you closer with a kiss to your forehead.

You feel his arm move and you slightly frown at the loss of warmth. Moving your gaze to him, you see he's holding out a cigarette for you. You take it, mumbling a small thank you. His arm quickly returns to it's original place, bringing back the warmth that was lost.

Yous stay like that for a while, leaving you to think to yourself. You find yourself wondering how you managed to find a boy as amazing as Bam. Looking to him again, you quickly pull him into a kiss to silently show your love for him.

[thatstoomanysausages]

is Scott in your funky life thing (can’t spell sorry)

He is not! But not for long‼️‼️💥💥

GAY RIGHTS🏳️‍🌈‼️‼️‼️😭😭(Tomodachi Life)

- CuteGuy has been changed to Ariana Griande just because of how feminine I made CuteGuy😭, bear with, I’ll make CG again)

- As always I have short term memory loss and I forget if I have said this but: Lizzie and Pearl are besties

- I feel like I’ve said it before

- Getting Deja vu

- Just let it happen

- Grian: “It feels like I’ve known Joe all my life” The duo I never knew I needed

- Cuteguy has a fucking incredible poker face btw

- Iscared a fart out of BigB

- I gave Etho a ballet manual and now he is spinning in pirouettes around the room😭

- Tango is dreaming about being seaweed… good for him ig😀

- I got fried seafood as a gift😭

- Tango told me to go to Pearl cause she had a story to tell me and she’s saying FUCK ALL😭😭

- All men do is lie

- Joe and Ella (Pearl and Ren’s child) are friends ‼️‼️‼️‼️ COOL UNCLE VIBES‼️

- Martyn did an impression of Timmy and he just sounded the same but I can’t tell if the impression was shit or I made them have the same voice😭😭

- Joel wants to take Jimmy on a date oh my god😭😭

- The beach for sure😍

- HotGuy and Poultry man have had a fight guys

- I gave HG crisps and he calmed down instantly 😭😭 me

- Okay they made up

- That was rlly anticlimactic ‼️

- Joel and Jim are on the beach while they are both wearing dresses, one of which being a maid dress😭😭😭 PLEASE

- So… did a a judgement bay thing which is basically “choose a side”

- I drew a dick and vag on each side

- 16:4 (dick wins)

- Here are some honourable mentions:

- For dick:

- Etho: A kid would definitely choose this (😨 I mean… he’s not wrong😭)

- Tango: I went on my instinct (okay… go king..?)

- HotGuy: this is basically the only choice (gay rights‼️‼️ bisexual allegations destroyed in one fell swoop)

- Jimmy: This choice just feels right (I wanna say a slur rn…😟)

- Martyn: It makes the most sense (to you babes… to you)

- Grian: This is okay, isn’t it? (The internalised homophobia is crazy😭 (so real))

- Ariana Griande: There’s more than one correct answer (BISEXUAL QUEEN😍😍😍)

- And for the vag side (the correct one):

- Skizz: This one! My reasons are secret (my first day at high school, I hope no one notices I’m straight!!🥺🥺)

- Joel: A kid would definitely choose this (Pls Joel not you too😭😭)

- Lizzie: This one is so grown up (real! Liking vag is a very maturing experience😍😍😍😍 (I’m aroace))

- Okay, now: 3rd Life vs Last Life vs Double Life vs Limited Life

- 4:2:9:5‼️

- Mumbo (3rd): To tell the truth, I have no idea (yh cause you weren’t there babes😭)

- Grian (Double): This is basically the only choice (Yeah okay😭 Gayass)

- Scar (Double): Unbelievably, it’s a good choice (why both of you😭)

- Impulse (Double): I was under pressure to go here (😭HAHA)

- Pearl (Limited): A noice wouldn’t know to go to this one (SO TRUE‼️ LIMITED LIFE🔛🔝‼️)

- Did a men vs women vs both vs none

- Both won🩷💜💙 bisexual rights

- And to the surprise of no one, Grian and Scar were in the men’s section😭

- Ren, the only one in none: I was under pressure to go here (okay aroace with a wife king)

- TANGO IS IN LOVE

- WITH JOEEEEEE

- GAY RIGHTTSSSSSS

- yes confess in your flamenco dress

- JOE GHOSTED HIM

- OH MY GOD

- “He didn’t even show up…” ARE YOU FUCKINF SERIOUS😭😭😭😭😭

- HES DEPRESSED

- I’ll hyponise him… yes😍

- It did not work👍😍

- He’s kinda a buzzkill to be around😬

- Anyway

- SCOTT SMAJOR IS HERE‼️‼️‼️

[the-roo-too]

candy -> jang kyujin ver

aka the fluff alphabet

admiration (what does she absolutely adore about you)- voice 👹 i feel like kyujin would make you read her stories on a tough day :(( she likes your voice sm <333

body (what’s her favourite body part of yours)- hear me out, she’s a casual tummy enjoyer. let her lay on her personal pillow goddam. it’s a psychical need, you wouldn’t understand

cuddling (how she likes to cuddle)- you’re glued together, sharing a very warm embrace. it can’t be any other way. she’s like a personal blanket. just a talking one

dates (what’s her ideal date)- when you and her and 💕💕 no really, every date is ideal for her 😭 she just wants to spend time with you :(( you could be just sitting, looking at each other in a library and call it a date, and kyujin still would be so happy to be there with you :((

emotions (how does she express her emotions around you)- kyujin is a cat and i will be repeating myself. if she wants to, you’ll know what she’s thinking. she’s grumpy? god save you

family (does she want one)- ask again in a couple years, she was born an hour ago 💔 leave my girl go enjoy her youth damn

holding hands (does she like to hold hands)- y e s. kyujinnie loves holding hands 🤭🤭 i feel like she also likes to play with them, especially if you wear rings! (she’s deffo getting you matching ones if you do)

injuries (what would she do if you got hurt)- kyujin the typa girl to carry around a bandaid in her wallet, i’m just saying. you got a paper cut? doc kyujin to the rescue, you want a kitten one or the one with flowers?

jokes (does she like to joke around)- ofc, she’s unserious more often than jyp grooved back. it’s healthy for you both to be a bit silly, you’re still kids :(( go play in a sandbox and have fun

kisses (how does she like to kiss you)- mostly check kisses, my girl is a bit shy 👉👈 but you’re too so that’s fine 🤭 you compliment each other so well pls i want a relationship like that

love (what’s her love language)- attention giving. when you’re with kyujin, you’re her main focus. she dances for you, she eats with you, she looks at you while watching movies. girlie is obsessed :((

memory (what’s her favourite memory together)- your second date, when she confessed 🤭🤭 it just makes kyujin all giddy and smiley <33

nighttime (how does sleeping with her look like)- it actually depends. if she’s in a cuddly mood, you’re glued together the whole night. if you’re both not feeling up for being so cuddly, you just sleep facing each other, maybe she has her arm draped over you <33

oddity (what’s a quirky thing about her)- so apparently humans can’t purr like cats? well kyujin can. she can and she will. god said so

pet names (what does she like to call you)- kyujin is the kitty but she calls you her kitten :(( that’s if you’re less mature than her tbh. otherwise she calls you pretty 🤭 “hi there, pretty, how’d you sleep?” 💳💥💳💥

quality time (how does she like to spend time with you)- okay but hear me out, you both learning to knit to make each other little mini-me’s? me thinks yes 🫶 they are your children 🫡

rush (does she rush into things)- she’s 0.3737 seconds old, the only thing she rushes to is your arms 🫦

secrets (how open is she with you)- she has two secrets, one of them being the fact that she loves you. second? well- [car passes by]

time (how long did it take for her to confess)- confess she finds you pretty and would like to go on a date with you? maybe a couple days, a week at most. confess she likes you? three minutes into your second date (the unnie line was recording the whole thing, ‘spying’ on you two)

upset (what’s her reaction when you’re upset)- she’s not verbal when you’re upset to be honest. kyujin will come up to you and snuggle like a cat and i’m not even joking. yk how cats like rub against your leg? if she was small enough, she’d deffo do that. nuzzling you while sitting on your lap (or the other way) is still good tho 🫶🫶

visibility (is she afraid of the public opinion)- what is public opinion? the only thing you should be afraid of is her members not liking you (don’t worry, kyujin will bother them until they do)

warrior (how often do you fight)- like fight fight or pillow fight? you wake up to a pillow to your face but like normal fighting..? nah

x-ray (is she able to read you)- it’s actually scary how well kyujin is able to read you 🤨 it’s like a sixth sense, you physically cannot feel unwell without kyujin jumping at you after a couple seconds and asking what’s wrong

yes (how would she propose to you)- that’s a newborn child bestie she’s 10 minutes old. girl ain’t planning a marriage yet and you shouldn’t too 😭

zen (what makes her feel calm)- back rubs 🤭🤭 she’s a kitten yk, if she could, she’d purr 100% true she told me herself

part of [the fluff series]

[sankttealeaf]

tumblr user sankttealeaf does rue have a ref sheet maybe perhaps.. ur pre-tadpole durgetash fic lives rent free in my brain i need to draw the lady !!! 💥💥

HELLO TUMBLR USER QUACASEROUS!!!

i dont have a proper ref sheet for rue yet (it's on my list of things to do 😭 i simply Hate doing them but gods theyre useful to have)

i do,, however,, have a lot of rue art i can throw at u if u wish!!! (pls let me know if u want them & i can send them ur way<3)

but i'm gently handing u this for now! probably the closest i can get to a proper ref despite how its not my usual art style 😭

call her a mindflayer parasite the way she's in my brain!!

also i saw this ask last night while on call with friends and had a little moment because i got very excited but also no pressure AT ALL 👉👈