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[the demon brothers and Solomon are chilling in the living room at the HoL]
Satan: I have two modes: calm bookworm and rage.
Asmo: Aw, Satan. You’re so much more than an angry nerd.
Satan: Yeah, yeah, I know. I meant mode as in most occurring - as in my most occurring settings are equal amounts rage and “nerd.”
Mammon: I bet 1000 Grimm I can guess which one you’re in now.
Beel: No.
Asmo, ignoring them: Ohh, I see~ So, like Levi’s two modes are probably otaku and autistic?
Levi: What?!
Satan: No, there’s probably a good deal of overlap between the two, and neither of those are things that he can ever stop being - well, maybe the otaku part.
Asmo: Can’t turn off autism, though.
Levi: Wait! Am I-?
Mammon: Ha, bro’s got peer-reviewed autism.
Solomon: Peer’s got bro-reviewed autism.
Asmo: Well, what about this: Lucifer has two modes: caring older brother and scary sadist?
Satan: That would require those two to occur at the same rate.
Lucifer: You're aware that I’m in the room, right?
[enter MC]
MC: Hey, what’d I miss?
Levi: MC, am I autistic?
MC: . . . actually, I . . . did not mean to enter this room. *immediately turns and walks away*
Mammon, yelling after them: But everyone's in this room, already!
MC, yelling back: I know. I’m going to Purgatory Hall!
Solomon: Well, I should probably head back. MC~ wait for me~!
Levi: . . . but-? Am I?
Lucifer: I’ll make an appointment with a doctor for you later - after Belphie wakes up from his nap.
Beel: I can move him off your lap and carry him to bed if he’s in your way.
Lucifer: I . . . didn’t say he was in the way.
Asmo: Awww, see, caring older brother mode.
Satan: That's an outlier, but sure.
Lucifer: I’m scheduling an appointment for you, too, Satan.
#lucifer#mammon#leviathan#satan#asmodeus#beelzebub#solomon#belphegor#obey me demon brothers#obey me chat text#gn!mc#obey me#I genuinely wish I remembered where I saw that joke about peer reviewed autism but it just sort snuck into my head so I used it#please enjoy this chat while I search for more motivation to write
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!!!NEW REVIEW!!!
the end of an era: "Fat Elmer" sees his demise in this textbook but no less inspired--and at times reprehensible--Bugs and Elmer outing. Mike Maltese flexes his written wit, whether it be tailoring Elmer's lines to his speech ("i'm a disgwace to the wegiment!") or sewing gags that would be best remembered in his many collaborations with Chuck Jones, such as a prototypal Wile E-esque rock painting gag. there's a bit of experimentation in that this is the first short to paint Bugs as a fully fledged villain with a bounty on his head. a scourge of the Canadian Rockies, it's up to Elmer the Mountie to get his man--that, predictably, does not quite go as planned
#this short is most famously remembered for its last 30 seconds and for warranted reason because it's REALLY BAD! LIKE! REALLY! so please#tread with caution#thanks for the wait btw! i needed to take a bit off because i was stressing myself out so bad with self imposed deadlines#for awhile my schedule was just work write review sleep work write review sleep and i was really going insane#i may be slower to release these a bit because i don't want to turn them into a chore or get back into that habit#but it'll result in better more cohesive and informative analyses so i hope you enjoy!#lt#fresh hare#freleng#reviews
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If half alive has 1000 fans I am one of them. If half alive has 1 fan, I am that fan
#text#august rambles#this is brought to you by seeing someone's review for them. and saying they didn't like the ep because it was standard#and that now not yet was better but had a bunch of poor songs. some of them bad#they even said still feel wasn't good because it was appealing too much to 'teen angst'#anyway i couldn't read the rest i had to leave#it was too painful i like the music too much we viewed it from different standpoints ack#i see a lot of people saying half alive is knock off twenty one pilots and like i see what they're saying. they are similar but#why does that mean its a knock off. what if they are just similar. half alive is clearly doing they're own thing. they're not copying them#maybe. that is just what that band is good at doing! the same as twenty one pilots. just cuz twenty one pilots came first doesn't mean#they own the scene. (you can argue they're better at they're music but if you're gonna do that make sure you're comparing the early stuff)#anyway rant about this because. i really like half alive and just dsbkncjnvb you don't need to be a fan#you don't need to think they're awesome. you can have an opinion outside of mine#but please be nice. and remember. it's Your opinion it's not Truth. if you don't like the song. you don't like it#if you think the repetition is boring. its not for you. if the 'angst' is stupid. its not for you. if the song doesn't hold weight.#it's not for you. the artist wrote this. and worked with other people to publish it#clearly they cared and other people saw worth in it. and like!! the fact that they're not big name also means they Can't get away with like#stupid filler stuff. they don't have enough of a name they gotta impress#idk i care too much. i see things like this and im just. ugh. it feels pretentious#half alive
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review pls
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP YUL HAD HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM AND WE GOT JAJAMES IN THE FINALE. ONC DO NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR ME.
DCAS ep 19 - review
spoilers !!!! (but you knew that.)
tom saying jake sees the best in people was so fucking funny i'm sorry like we both know He Does Not. even the line was like 'despite his anxieties he..' baby ur literally saying 'despite not seeing the best in people he really does see the best in people' you are so fucking stupid
side note tom is actually an idiot, unironically. not haha himbo idiot just an actual fucking idiot. how is he 30. how is he a fan favorite. HOW IS TOMJAKE A FAN FAVORITE SHIP nonono im not talking about this rn im NOT (claws at my enclosure)
ugh i forgot tomjake is like. a thing. and not a very bad made-up fanon ship. and they're giving them a spin-off. for a sec i allowed myself to exist in a world where ONC made good writing decisions. what a world it was
james being jake's biggest hater was amazing. almost unleashed my inner jake hater. there is still time though, trust
kinda sad to see huntess not hang out with anyone but each other. i was waiting on tess interacting with gabellie or something
on the bright side, GRETT HAVING A MOMENT WITH GABELLIE??? HELLOOOOOOOOO?????? CAN YALL HEAR ME???????????????
gabgrellie save me.... save me gabgrellie............
speaking of ellie she looked so off the entire episode. why did her eyes move like that. am i crazy. she looked so ugly
oh my fucking god they fucking burnt yul's face. that's crazy. grett the woman that you are <333 i might actually draw the prick because he looks cool now
i am also sooooooo glad they're not giving him a half-assed redemption arc. they know he sucks ass. at least we have that
krystal saying "that's the good shit" was the most embarrassing thing ever in fact her entire part before dinner was embarrassing. why did she keep. doing that and saying that. girl why are you interrupting the moment you want to get on camera are you an idiot
also she fell victim to the inconsistency bc tell me why she was bitching and moaning the entire season about 'those that really matter' and being all lpvey dovey about her friends but then derek is like 'trevor :)' and she goes 'why arent u professional' girl.
and derek. man. we all know youre lying genuinely fuck you. 'he matters to me' GIRLLL WHEEENNNNNNNNNNN HAVE YOU SHOWN THAT 😭😭😭
FIORE AND ALEC!!! ALEC SCOWLING THEN LOOKING AT FIORE AND INSTANTLY SMILING!!! HIM PROTECTING HER FROM YUL!!! HIM COVERING HER EYES WHEN YUL GOT BURNED!!! TH!!! THE!!!!!!! THE FATHER-DAUGHTER DUO EVERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭
now allow me to be even more not normal
JAJAMES CRUMBS 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥 JAMES IS HELPING JAKE IN THE FINALE EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP HERE IS HOW JAJAKEDEN NATION CAN STILL WIN- [gets shot] [gets shot] [gets shot] [gets s
please god PLEASE LET THEM BECOME FRIENDS because if they do i will actually write DSVC fic about jajakeden getting together. i made a promise to myself to never write DSVC fic but if they become friends. i will be so. fucking. annoying.
JAJAMES PLEASE BECOME FRIENDS PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE 😭😭😭
sooooo glad fiore not only did not pick riya but also GAVE HER THE DISADVANTAGE. JAKE FANS HERE IS HOW WE CAN STILL WIN
why did they bring emily back just to make her a bitch.
JAJAMES PLEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭
there are many things wrong with this ep (like derek existing, and also his lines, and also yul existing,,, and the stuff ive pointed out) but its ONC. i'll throw them a bone ig. i'm okay with what we got, it obviously wasn't a masterpiece and it felt fanservice-y in parts (yk that one post or ask or whatever that says season 1 & 2 DSVC was a show a fandom was built off, but season 3 is a show built off the fandom? yea some scenes reminded me of that. coigh cough krystal mildly breaking the fourth wall.) but i'm glad connor only got like 2 seconds of screentime, fiore and alec got along, and the jajames crumbs oh my.. <3
overall, an 8/10 and if my memory isn't failing me this is probably the best rating since ep 13?? but yea it was a good episode i'm fine with it. im surprised they didnt ruin.everything. bc yk its ONC. so yea!!! yay yippee yay!
i am so glad there are only 2 episodes left . istg if i watch the spin offs or new seasons i need yall to shoot me. and remember how i was talking some time ago about rewatching the entire show after DCAS came out fully? yea no. not doing that. when episode 21 comes out i will be cheering because i will finally put DSVC behind me. i fucking hate this show WE ARE ALMOST FREE!!!!!!!!! CHEERING
#my faith in dsvc is not restored and never will be but this was a breath of fresh aie#especially compaired to.. last ep....... shudders#ofc nothing will top e14 in terms of fucking sucking#but yk#theres still time#letting u know rn that i will be so upset if ally wins but i will live with it#but if RIYA wins#i think i will actually do something bad and stupid#as long as riya doesnt win i can cope#(i need jake to win so bad omigod please he has all the cards HE CAN DO IT)#(ONC REMEMBER HES A FAN FAVORITE AND. AND TOMJAKE. OR WHATEVER. JUST MAKE HIM WIN PLEAAAAAAASEEEEEEE)#my asks#disventure camp#disventure camp all stars#dcas#dcas review
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In This Time or Any: A Mechquest and Dragonfable hero-and-reset-inspired spotify playlist
Shoutout yet again to @cyraen-ae whose encouragement in the tags was the reason I went through with posting this! tracklist (with youtube links for non-spotify users) and quotes below the cut!
1. Empire Now - Hozier
After all, darlin' I wouldn't sell the world / The way that things are turnin' / If it falls, I would hold on for all its worth / Future's so bright it's burnin'
2. Hero - Mountains vs. Machines
When everybody runs you gotta stand tall / Hit after hit you can never fall / If the stars come crashing / You'll be the one to catch them / Don't let go / You could be a hero
3. Go Get Your Gun - The Dear Hunter
We haven't won, and if we win, and if the morning light sets in / We've cheated fate again / And to those who die, please try to understand / That for those who die, we try the best we can
4. Battle Cry - Imagine Dragons
Stars are only visible in darkness / Fear is ever-changing and evolving / And I, I feel poisoned inside / But I, I feel so alive
5. Heroes (Reimagined) - Zayde Wolf
It's feeling like the sun's hiding / But we're gonna keep moving, surviving / No we won't go quiet tonight
6. Trapdoor - Casey Lee Williams & Martin Gonzalez
The pain it keeps invading / It's showing all over my face / Though I try to keep the hope alive / After all the things I've said and done / I don't feel like the chosen one / How will they see me if I lose my faith?
7. Still Feel. - Half•Alive
When I'm furthest from myself (Far away) / Feeling closer to the stars (Outer space) / I've been invaded by the dark (Can't escape) / Trying to recognize myself when I feel I've been replaced
8. CASTLE OF GLASS - Linkin Park
Bring me home in a blinding dream / Through the secrets that I have seen / Wash the sorrow from off my skin / And show me how to be whole again
9. Black Sky - WAR*HALL
Well it's all done / The silence stuns / A black sky will whisper: / "Your time has come"
10. Chasing The Sun - Billy Talent
And all that I've lost, and all that I've won / Don't mean nothing more when you open your eyes and they're gone
11. This Beautiful Life - The Dear Hunter
So let us force a smile and pretend that we're alive / Oh, but somewhere, none of this happened / The bullets removed themselves; life is beautiful
12. The Lightning Strike (What If This Storm Ends?) - Snow Patrol
What if this storm ends? / And leaves us nothing / Except a memory / A distant echo
13. If I Lose Myself - OneRepublic
You can feel the light start to tremble / Washing what you know out to sea, yeah / You can see your life out of the window tonight
14. Babylon - Barns Courtney
What planet are you on? / What constellation? / You're floating like a ghost / Out into the unknown / To the gates of Battleon Babylon
15. Just Breathe - The Unlikely Candidates
I have no memories / Just feelings lingering / Like a dog that's been kicked / So many times that he's sick / Bound to bite a hand and not know why
16. Pompeii - Bastille
But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all? / And if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like you've been here before?
17. Breathing Underwater - Metric
Out of place, all the time / In a world that wasn't mine to take / I'll wait / Is this my life? / Am I breathing underwater?
18. New Machines - Vinyl Theatre
Flooded in the sky / These secrets left untold / Scholars, lost to time / Ideas, overthrown / Secrets left untold
19. Deadmen - Saint PHNX
I’m drowning out / And asking why / My life is on repeat / I’m dreaming aspirations / Got no reason for defeat
20. Francesca - Hozier
Now that it's done / There's not one thing that I would change / My life was a storm since I was born / How could I fear any hurricane? / If someone asked me at the end / I'd tell them, "Put me back in it" / I would do it again
21. Ghosts - BANNERS
It's said and done, hard to believe / It's not dead and gone / I want to believe / All is well that ends well / But I just can't convince myself
22. Waiting Still - The Family Crest
Still you've got this empty cage / Oh your heart, oh your heart / Is it beating once again? / And the dark, and the dark / Is it speaking to you, friend?
23. A New Mission - Josh Whitehouse (no YT available)
The slightest realignments and my legs will fall beneath me / I've not even come to clock it and I'm facedown in my feelings / Thinking, "Where on earth am I? Where did my companions leave me?"
24. No Goodbyes (Friends Forever) - Fitz and the Tantrums
There's no goodbyes, just hope to see you soon / Will you recognize me? Will I recognize you? / Go through the things you gotta do / There's no goodbyes
25. You're Somebody Else - Flora Cash
Well, you look like yourself / But you're somebody else / Only it ain't on the surface / Well, you talk like yourself / No, I hear someone else though
26. Sons and Daughters - The Decemberists
Take up your arms / Sons and daughters / We will arise from the bunkers / By land, by sea, by dirigible / We'll leave our tracks untraceable now
27. May I Come Home From My War - Kelly Jones
Spending lost days, all the time I never get back / Trying to solve the ways of my mind and my make up
Note: a number of these songs are seemingly written with romantic love in mind, but I primarily chose ones where that love can still be interpreted as platonic and familial. I feel that the glue that binds the MQ/DF story together is the love and community that the Hero is a part of, so it was an inextricable part of my song choices.
#late nights with ali#ali plays ae#mechquest#dragonfable#playlist#aka the songs I've had MQ and DF amvs set to in my head and the quotes that make me go feral#some of them especially hurt thinking about the dynamics between people who remember the reset and people who don't#also please know my 'to review' playlist where I agonized over the songs whose vibes were good but lyrics weren't applicable enough...#...is 78 songs and 4h38m long#because I'm a wee bit fucking nuts
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dude I just gotta say thank u for all ur amazing art bc I JUST finished y7 last night and I'm missing my emo losers (daigo and masato) ONLY TO FIND THEM EVERYWHERE HERE plus mine!!! ur fics are also on point as well I think I commented on the "quiet" one but everything aside ur style is just so nice on the eyes and very fun! bonus ur nanba is very cute he's so silly to me fr :3
HIIIIIIII ive been watchin you go through all my art in real time ngl LAKRJLRKJ SO THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!! masato's my evil awful toxic girlfriend and i miss him every day and i love being delusional about him and daigo so im glad my goofy postings do somethin for others too lol.... thank you so much for all your love and support !!!!!!
#fave#snap chats#im in class rn and we're just doin a review so t ive just been refreshing my tumblr so. hi :]]]]]#my fics tho //SCREAMS// LAEKJAE ive been meaning to post another short one for days but .. oops .. lol ..#mayhaps ill be motivated to finally just say Fuck It and release it .. its nothing crazy or even that fun but i thought it was a silly idea#prob could work as a comic but i barely have time to draw for myself durin the weekdays and im impatient SOO#IM GLAD YOU LIKE THEM THO !!!!!!! even if i do scream if i think of my fics for more than three seconds#YOU DID COMMENT ON QUIET THO i remember replying to you !!!! that the only nsff fic of mine i have little complaints bout .. teehee ..#masadai can be something so delusional and so fun i love it here.. BUT MINEDAI ..... my loves ..#i still love them please believe me ... i made myself emo thinkin bout them last night lmao ...#and yah nanba my best friend now :)) i never draw him .... criminal .... his hair's fun and i love drawin his homeless outfit jvLAKJA
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What upsets me the most about all the bad writing is that Qot will be written off as something that started great but ended horribly. I have no hope . I don't think anything can save it now.
But this show has given us so many really good scenes. Scenes that made me cry....that made me fall in love....that made my heart ache. BaekHong really delivered and I wish, I WISH people watch it for just that cause they're an absolutely lovely character/relationship study. Some of their scenes have really been written and executed well. It's paining me to know all of that is going to be in vain.
Soooo I hope people say, Qot was poorly written but the acting, main leads and the relationship development/arc of the main couple might just be worth the watch.
#cause this show truly has nothing else at this point#im sad#remember those scene last week where KSH and KJW acted their hearts out?#remember that scene at the palace where we all swooned and ached with them#remember that scene where she forgot her memories and was still mad at him but loved him#remember when they fell out of love#remember how they were falling in love again#remember the scenes they shot in Germany#gah I hate it here#can they get scripts reviewed by a faw fans please?#like I'm sure a lot of us could've saved this show#i miss the good old first half of this show#crying brb#queen of tears#baek hyun woo#hong hae in#kim ji won#kim soo hyun#spoilers
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Ok, back to girlblogging eheh (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
#wren text tag#like I said I got busy with my finals and I still have to take 2 exams in a week or so#and I know I could have been online in the time being#sadly I got ill and had to take antibiotics for the third time since the beginning of this year 😂 didn't feel like being silly#or drawing stuff in general sorry 🙏 mostly I tried to get better#there's no way I will have to postpone those finals#very funny how this month I wasn't online all the things happend#final chapter of StS: ND is out and oh boy#they announced a new Lady Oscar anime and * Oh Boy *#also a new Magic Knight Rayearth might drop in some time (oh boy but we will see)#oh yes I think Lore Olympus should finish soon bc I remember reading the announcement some time ago#and Roll20 got hacked again I'm 😐😐😐 can you please stop getting hacked I don't want my email full of spam again 😊💖#btw I haven't read the latest chapter of ND yet. I think I will wait until it gets published in italian (hopefully 🙏🙏🙏)#tho that doesn't mean that the second I logged in I saw 300 posts abt it 🤨 lol I cannot escape spoilers I guess#but IDK guys... I've seen some reviews and I had a “is this a jojo reference” kind of moment that I cannot explain#well I have the vague feeling of knowing how to explain it but also I will wait until I've actually * read * it#yeah now I will go to check my inbox byeeee 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️#I never get tagged in anything but for reasons I was? Obv when I was in my sickly victorian child era and I couldn't do anything for it#Wren arriving late to the party once again lmfao 😂
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i know that jesse armstrong is more than capable of knowing when to end a series but the way it was announced that season 4 is going to be the last one kind of made me feel like the whole process behind it is a bit sketchy. they only revealed that s4 is the last one only a month before the premiere, even after posting teaser trailers that never even hinted at the season being the last, and even the cast got the news only during the table read for the final episode. the promotion of season 4 has been disappointing especially when compared to season three. while the actors are not the ones writing the show, most of them have been very clear that they could have seen the show go on for another season and their disappointment over the show ending has been clear as day. while an ambiguous ending will be a very fitting end to succession and i am not against it, i am definitely wondering if the decision to finish with season 4 was something that developed during the filming process instead of it being a clear guideline throughout the creative process of season 4.
#succession#idk my biggest complaint is not telling the actors. like i get it that it might have impacted their performance but still#it is their job and definitely a big and meaningful project for all of them. and if they got to know only in january or something???#at that point there was already teaser trailers coming out and basically no hints of the season being last. ofc i don't know what goes on#behind the scenes but personally i am a bit annoyed sdjhfdsf#i just keep remembering that one quote from jesse where he said that they're gonna keep going as long as it keeps being fun. huh.#maybe i'm just bitter because my favorite show is ending. but i am not a fan of how this season being last has been handled#but i am glad that at least the reviewers think the season is great and i am incredibly excited to see what happens!!! i just wish the#annoucement had given everyone more time to come to terms with the ending#also this has been bothering me for weeks now and i wanted to get this out of my system before the premiere. please enjoy
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i just remembered this one long fic of aizawa that i used to read here on tumblr but i cant remember the name or the username of the person who wrote it but the reader had heightened senses as their quirk and was a close combat teacher to the ua class SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME FIND IT
#i didnt tag it bc im a dumbass who only started to tag things now#so i lost it#i forgot the name man wtf#and i cant find the post the person tagged me in bc i used to be in the taglist#i also remember it being under review? i think the author wanted to rewrite some stuff#PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME FIND IT ITS LIKE MY FAVOURITE AIZAWA FANFIC EVER#man what was the name#the reader also wore sunglasses i think!!!#aizawa x reader#aizawa shota x reader#bnha x reader
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*thinks about cookie9 again* * LOUDLY FLAILING IN MY SEAT*
#cookie9#reviewer rambles#SORRY . AGAIN. I CANT. I CANNOT#might as well tag it bc it'll show up when you look cookie9 up anyway#uhg sorry. twirls my hair#kicks feat. leans on shelf#pleaaaaaaahghhuhhuseueeuhhj. good lird#cookie niiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#CRIES. CRIES. CRIES#okay like last year i was able to form coherent thoughts on them#and like i still do have them. coherent thoughts about cookie9#but like also i suddenly gained the want to just squeeze the hell out of them and tuck them into bed. please#*headcanons the hell out of them* ohhhhh my god you loser. miss ''i only remember to eat because my roommate (who's also a loser)#apparently likes my food so much that she bothers me to go cook every time it's time to eat''#miss ''i don't realize how much i just don't enjoy games at all so i play them in my free time and wonder why i'm miserable''#also genuinely just so bad at Understanding Most Things in general. me too. me too
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This one.... oh this one is...
It's Aang character assassination at its finest.
It's really good, but it's got a lot of heavy topics.
If you aren't into domestic abuse stories with heavy mentions of SA and some out of character moments... this one is NOT for you.
I read it all the way through, and while it does have those topics, it does have good writing, really good dialog, and some very good moments.
Recommended age group: It's M. It's very adult. Do not read if under 18.
Warnings: Lots of Warnings. Like Heavy warnings (gonna come up with a rating system in a bit) you have been warned
Story's Verdict: If you are an Aang lover (I am, I just don't like pairing him with Katara), and he is your sweet baby boy, do not read.
I give it an 7/10 Turtleducks.
#i need a turtleduck emoji now#you have been warned#please remember to leave kudos for the author if you read it!#fanfiction review#zutara#zuko#katara#Story's Fanfic Reviews
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this is for @noverturemusings, this is my review of chapter 46 of In The Face of Your Light, in no particular order.
#your writing is fucking amazing#i am incoherent with all the feelings#the first and only thing i could think to convey my thoughts was just spam gifs at you#but after a solid 30 minutes of efforts to try to figure out how to do that on a review#i remembered i had ur tumblr open for your gorgeous art#CAUSE OF COURSE YOU WRITE *AND* DRAW GORGEOUSLY#anyways#please take this mess#i can't figure out how to articulate it any better#i'll probably still try to review with words but SUCCESS RATE WILL BE LOW I'M SORRY#dai#dragon age: inquisition#In The Face of Your Light#noverturemusings
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So funny how trauma will just kick you in the fucking teeth with the most random triggers.
#ra speaks#personal#watched the most recent quintin reviews vid which like yeah I went in with expectations of the content#and it’s not like I actively avoid stuff that depicts/discusses abuse I’ve been going to therapy long enough to know my most sensitive#triggers and stuff. but…idk something abt when he got to the drake bell section just set me off something fierce.#I’m all nerves and stress and self loathing/misplaced guilt from my own past bullshit#like brain can we please cool it we’ve been over this for years why you freaking the fuck out now? (I mean. logically. I know why#and how trauma works and that I’m just having emotional flashbacks but still. ugh.)#brain please be real niceys to me I have a meeting in an hour we cannot be having a panic attack.#you’re safe you’re good it wasn’t your fault etc etc can we please go back to being an adult more than a decade past all that? please???#survived my meeting so I’m gonna vent abt this a bit more bc. let’s be real.#I don’t rememember a solid 3 years of my adolescence and it fucks w me sometimes.#I remember things before 4th grade. I remember 4th grade. then bam I’m in 8th going to high school. and like#I know logistically what happened. I know emotionally I hated/was so fucking scared of [redacted] until I finally left that fucking school.#it’s just. frustrating bc if I remembered maybe I’d feel more justified letting myself get upset abt it. but I don’t so suck it up buttercup#it probably wasn’t even that bad if you don’t actually remember it so pull it together.#hell for all you know it had nothing to do with [redacted] and you were just on bad meds/depressed and forgot three solid years of your life#after meeting [redacted] <- I am not convincing myself unfortunately.
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I feel like I'm the only og fnaf fan that didn't really enjoy the movie 💀
In my opinion, it was just really boring. I honestly wouldn't have minded if the movie was actually horror, like advertised?? Personally, i find horror movies to be really slow at first, but a lot of the time, they tend to pick up towards the middle. However, this movie just never picked up for me until pretty much the very end. I think it was just bc there was a lack of jumpscares imo. Like the BB jumpscares were affective, don't get me wrong, but I wish there was more from the others? I would've happily gone in with a different mindset if it was advertised as a thriller tbh. Also, a little bit more gore would've been nice. There were so many scenes that would've been awesome if they hadn't cut away right as a victim was about to die. Also, I didn't really see any lore confirmations that everyone keeps going on about? I feel like Scott just retconned stuff more than he confirmed it? It just seemed like Scott had so many ideas he wanted to do, and instead of picking one, he threw them altogether and hoped for the best
Spoilers ahead from this point on 👉🏼
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Final warning... scroll past quickly if you don't want spoilers
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Ok so here are my disappointments:
What was the purpose of not confirming Mike was Mike Schmidt until pretty much the end of the movie? I feel that was really unnecessary as it wasn't a huge plot twist or anything. Like I understand why Afton cut himself off when reading the name, but to me, it just felt like it was leading to a big reveal that never happened. Maybe it was to help reveal Vanessa was an Afton, but it wasn't pulled off well if that was the case imo
I understand the purpose of the fort scene with animatronics, but that personally ruined the immersion for me. It genuinely just took me right out of the movie bc it was too silly imo. I did think it was cute af how they all interacted in that scene, but I feel there could've been better ways to show that these are dead kids
Where was Afton this whole movie?? I knew Steve was him the whole time, but I wish they developed his character a bit more. A sad short story from Vanessa was not enough for me to really hate William in this movie
Another thing about Afton is that I wish he showed more fear once he lost control of animatronics. Hell, if not more fearful than at least have him be more threatening?? The lack of character development really hindered this scene imo. Matthew Lillard definitely needed more screen time
Back to first thing kinda, the whole Vanessa Afton reveal was confusing for me. Why make her his child when Mike was in the movie? Michael Afton was such a huge part of the lore, and not being a part of the movie franchise was a bit of letdown for me. It doesn't help I just did not have a reason to care for Vanessa till she revealed who she really was. Like William, I wish we could've gone more in-depth with her character
Mike's dreams were kinda dumb. I get it was a way for him to communicate to the dead children, and so we can see his trauma, but imo it wasn't done very well. It also felt like a slap in the face since the majority of the fan base dogged on the dream theory in the past. Like it seemed like a mean way of teasing more than it felt like a lighthearted kind
Lastly, William having literal control of the kids was really disappointing. Especially with only a picture. Again, the whole picture thing could've worked out a lot better if Afton was in the movie more. Maybe if we could've somehow seen Vanessa drawing the image as a kid and William putting up the artwork to seem like a good dad when in reality it was for his own personal gain or at least something to show he had some part in it. If done correctly, this movie could've really used some flashbacks
To sum it up a bit, I just really wish there was more character development. It was really hard to care or even relate to majority of these characters bc we brushed past things so quickly
Ok, now on to things I liked! ->
Mike Schmidt's character. I thought he was very well developed actually (despite my previous complaints). He (and Abby as well) was one of the couple of characters I really cared for
The actors/actresses. They all played their parts so well. Especially Abby's actress, Josh Hutcherson, and Matthew Lillard (at least when he was on screen lol). I was actually satisfied by their performances
The animatronics. They were stunning. It really was as if they were pulled straight from the game. Jim Henson company really pulled it off. I also loved how expressive they are. Also, SPARKY!! Never thought he would be an Easter egg in the movie, so that was a really cool surprise. From fake screenshot to being on the big screen :')
The Balloon Boy jumpscares. Got me twice and had me giggling. I just know this was Scott being the troll that we all know he is. It so fucking funny. Really brought out the intense hate we all tend to have for that lil fucker 😂
The springlock scene itself. Tho I wish it was a bit more gorey as well as had more expressive emotions, I still really enjoyed it. The animatronics dragging him away to rot for god knows how long movie wise was such a nice touch
Matpat and Corey's cameos. I was so excited seeing them! Esp Matpat. The dude's acting in that one livestream of his had me fully convinced he wasn't in the movie. Then boom, there he was as waiter. A waiter whose name was NESS, btw. Whoever came up with that is a fucking legend 👏🏻
Og TLT fnaf song as the end credits theme. That was such a nice nod to the fans. I'm so glad they added that in. So deserving
THE PUPPETS THEME. Look, I'm a huge fnaf 2 fan, so hearing that had me ascending lmaoooo
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Overall, the movie was meh, and this is coming from someone who went in with low expectations. I'd advise just watching on Peacock (or 🏴☠️ it) personally. Don't go in expecting it to be anything similar to the games or even the books cause it's not. Treat it as a separate project. I went in expecting at least some of the basic things we've had confirmed, so I'd enjoy the movie more, but that just didn't work out for me, which is fine 🤷
Also, these are just my thoughts after my first watch. I could totally have a change of heart after another watch or 2. Unfortunately, the first impression was just not a good one, and that happens sometimes. So please don't take what I say to heart as, again, my opinion could change 😅
Overall rating: 5/10
I'm going to watch again at some point, so I'll update if my opinion changes in another post
#just want to put out there again these are just my first impressions and feeling towards the movie could change after some rewatches#im glad some really enjoyed the movie :)#tho i personally didnt like i hope theres a sequel. like all this movie needs is more in-depth characters and a sequel could fix that tbh#also remember this is just my opinion please still go watch and form your own opinion. you never know you might actually like it!#fnaf#fnaf movie#lotus is just reviewing
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Heisenberg??????????????
#breaking bad reference#heisenberg#honkai star rail#honkai#this game is so much funnier than genshin#also the commentary is strangely opinionated ??#like in this screenshot i finished writing a review for the underworld hotel#and the commentary was like You are the embodiment of impartiality. You wouldn't round a score of 49 up to 50.#in the overworld hotel i got to climb inside the closet it was such a strange experience. please climb into the closet in the hotel. please.#remember to inspect every dumpster and mailbox the text is so funny
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