#PLATE IS CLEAN

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Merlin was legit cleaning Arthur's chambers like this...

this man seriously had unparalleled job security i swear to god

[cubbihue]

Does Mr. Turner like rubbing his “son’s” successful career in Dinkleberg’s face??

He does! He brags about Timmy's success to every person within the neighborhood's vicinity. Mr. Turner loves how successful his son is! It really secures his reputation at the neighborhood HOA meetings they host at their house.

Timmy's worked very hard to gain more successes than failures. The more successful he is, the greater his family's social standing!! And the less he gets to overhear his dad ranting to the neighborhood about his failures.

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[yank-a-ton]

[animatedjen]

Traitor Inquisitorius | Jedi Survivor

[melljam]

what in the yaoi …?

[my-darling-boy]

Recent antique haul. Finally bought a WW1 Princess Mary Christmas tin in really lovely condition. Also found an army issue bugle stamped 1916–just needs cleaned and polished—as well as a Sam Browne officer belt (not shown) and a few photographs.

[shitpostingkats]

Alabasta Ace is so funny.

Like the strawhats keep commenting that Ace is so polite and restrained compared to Luffy but like. This dude drags himself out of the ocean just to thank them for looking after his brother and offer to help wash dishes. Mans asks "Are these guys bothering you?" and proceeds to blow up an entire fleet with his bare hands. He trips over himself to make sure all of Luffy's crew likes him and no, really, you don't mind that he's a weirdo???? That we, I mean he, are feral little insane guys who take up space and emotional labor and are kind hard to handle? Really???? Cool cool cool hey just a reminder I can help out with anything that needs doing. I got lost in the desert but donnut worry in the 0.6 seconds since you last saw me I have somehow acquired water and provisions for several weeks. Don't ask me how!

Peak oldest sibling behavior.

[theodeckrs]

some of you moved on from this way too quickly. i, however, DID FUCKING NOT!!!

[idontmindifuforgetme]

every time i walk into my local library i make sure to look at the receptionists with big wet eyes before heading to my corner to study bc i really want them to hire me as a part-time aide

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

Something about how the moment Johnny steps into the Curtis house and the door shuts behind him, his shoulders relax a little more, his hands unclench from tight fists, his eyes stop darting to every corner waiting for someone to jump out, his body stops bracing for impact when he sees movement out of the corner of his. Something about how when Johnny slides onto the couch next to Pony and feels Pony start to lean against him and silently check in, he feels the last bit of tension slip out. Something about how the Curtis home is Johnny’s safe place and Pony is his home.

[olisephart]

Downloaded a new pen ft. Tried my hand at designing an arcane herald that isn‘t naked and mixed in w old lore design

[vcrnons]

「24H」 | SEVENTEEN 97z

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Masterpost

[themalhambird]

@greenleaf4stuff re: Eregion tea and coffee au:

Adar heard through the Grape Vine ( you can kick Shift Dad out of the franchise, but you can't make the remaining employees delete him from the wattsapp chats you don't know about...) that Sauron is teaming up with Celebrimbor of Eregion to create a spin off of "local" "independent" coffee shops (the same chain under different names) so that even the people who try to avoid Mordor Coffee end up spending money with the business anyway.

Having made it his mission to destroy Sauron or Die Trying (y'know. In between the bar shifts he's picked up and the not infrequent baby sitting gigs his former coworkers grab him for because the rotas got fucked with AGAIN) Adar decides to stake out this Eregion place and see if he can catch proof of underhand dealings.

...No, Adar is resolutely not finding the owner and his stupid cosy looking jumpers cute.

...ah fuck whatever Sauron's plans are Celebrimbor clearly isn't in on them. Okay new plan- catch Sauron in underhand dealings AND protect the definatley-not-cute owner from said dealings IF possible.

One time Sauron stops by Adar's table for a pleasant exchange of veiled threats. It's interrupted by Celebrimbor coming over to see what the problem is.

Sauron: "I was merely suggesting that if the gentleman has finished his coffee he may wish to vacate the table for new customers. We are rather busy, dear, and you'll recall we spoke about optimising turnover-"

Celebrimbor, cheerfully: "I recall you spoke about and I told everyone to ignore you!" *walks off, walks back a minute later with a steaming hot fresh black coffee.* "There, unfinished drink, you can stop bothering the poor man."

Adar would be smug about the outrage on Sauron's face if Celebrimbor hadn't kissed Sauron's cheek before walking off again.

But apparently Adar just? gets free refills now? Or so Elrond and Mirdania cheerfully inform him the next time he comes in?

One day as he comes in there's been an incident with one of the coffee machines and Mirdania ends up covered in boiling water and espresso grounds and while Celebrimbor is shutting everything off and Elrond is going into first aid mode, some weasel faced twerp is continuing to try and place his order and complaining about being ignored and Adar just. Assess the situation. And tells the fucker to get out. He clearly doesn't want to wait, the young lady who's potentially SEVERLEY injured is the obvious priority, so get the fuck out and spend daddy's money somewhere else.

Now Adar doesn't just get free refills he just straight up doesn't pay because Celebrimbor was about to commit Serious Violence (he's had a difficult week anyway- the shop was broken into, small but vital things keep going missing, the paperwork he swears he filed wasn't and now there's an issue with suppliers, and Mirdania is hurt and it's his fault for not resetting properly last night after cleaning--)

(Raw Ambition is proving a tougher sell than Sauron expected so now he's moved on to making Celebrimbor think he literally cannot keep things going without Annatar Halbrand's assistance)

[respectthepetty]

The Loyal Pin - Episode 5

To know if a dish is good or not, pay attention to the tortilla. If someone eats the entire plate and the tortilla, the dish is fine, but if someone eats the whole plate, then uses the tortilla to clean the plate, that dish is one of the best damn meals ever eaten.

The Loyal Pin is a plate cleaned with a tortilla.

Because just like Pin's amazing dishes, it's fucking delicious!

To begin this episode with Pin running away from Anin and locking herself in the room WHILE IN ANIN'S BLUE and Anin crying outside to be let in is exactly how I want my meal served!

Because Pin loves this Blue Beauty but she cannot bring herself to admit that such a love is possible.

So having Anin give her color and her love to Pin only to be left standing outside alone is the exact angst I needed from this sixteen-course meal.

Anin is making herself sick as she is quickly shut out, but all I know is Becky and Freen better win all of the awards because we are only five episodes in and I. Am. Invested!

Pin shows Anin she still cares by cooking her favorite meals, but she cannot bring herself to face her because she knows what is in her heart. Her pink is so light, it's almost white, yet her skirt is lines which shows Anin is always on her mind.

She is barely herself and the servants are running scared going as far as contemplating eating the food just so Pin will snap back to herself.

So by time her mother returns (still not in her color!), Pin has started turning into an AKA with the pink and green (This is a Greek-letter org joke, but I don't want no smoke from them very kind and fine ladies. They have phenomenal branding is all I'm saying, so good for them. Please and thank you.)

But, thankfully, Prik is a real one and quickly runs back to her princess upon her return only to find her talented and intelligent Blue Beauty passed out on the floor, so my girl runs to save the day.

Because Anin truly has made herself sick over Pin's rejection.

And her color-coded brother is freaking out already making arrangements for his sister-in-color and blood to move back into the big house immediately!

Luckily, Pin decides to take it upon herself to lift Anin's spirit, so Anin takes advantage of the situation and tries to lift some other things as well.

But that backfires and Pin reinforces that she feels nothing for Anin which makes Anin a different kind of blue.

And just like that, Anin loses her color!

She is putting on a brave face for her brother, but then she gets hits with even more bad news from her other color-coded brother.

Ueangfah's father has died!

But leave it up to the realest one in the house because Prik makes sure to always stay loyal to her beautiful and intelligent princess by spinning this dark tragedy into a golden opportunity to make Pin jealous! Sidenote: can we all appreciate the button on Looknam's top that is fighting for its life because it was all I could think about in this scene?

And BOOM, just like what I wanted to happen to that button, Pin snaps and is fully back in her pink color with a knife in her hand and jealously in her heart!

Sorry for your loss Ueangfah, but whatever gets the plot moving works with me.

Pin isn't afraid of what is in her heart anymore. She is a Pink Person once again in her floral skirt!

So once her mother returns (not in her color, so now I'm very worried!), Pin wears her pink skirt with lines for Anin and runs straight over to The Palace of Pines when she hears Anin is back.

Because even though Anin lost her color for a moment, she is as radiant as ever in a blue floral dress. It's clear her heart still belongs to Pin and @babyangelsky and I cheered!

But now it's time for Pin to give her heart to Anin (as well as a few other things).

And we finally got the title-relevant pins!

SO LET'S GO, LESBIANS! IT'S YOUR TIME TO THRIVE!

(well, until the angst returns again next week but until then . . .)

LET'S GO, LESBIANS!

[kyoomilovr]

i dont care how disgusting, unappetizing, and probably poisonous kuras's food is i'm going to eat it completely and tell him it's delicious because everything my wife cooks IS delicious . No im not taking Any Arguments otherwise