#Own exotic predators I mean

[bonefall]

Bonefall, what about wild cats? Like servals, ocelots, water cats.ect? How does your worldbuilding effect them? People own them as exotic pets, so it would be possible for them to learn townmew and maybe clanmew as well-

Personally I will be ruling No in my own rewrite. Chimpanzees can't speak no matter how hard we try to force them (the sign language thing is baloney) so why would humans keeping exotic felines allow them to speak Townmew?

It's deeply unethical to both own exotic pets, and to attempt crossing them with domestic counterparts. I won't write legitimacy of that practice into the BFRW by saying those solitary animals are perfectly capable of acquiring and speaking language, and can happily join a Clan

They aren't domestic pets. They are wild animals. They should be in an accredited zoo, well-funded sanctuary, or back in their natural habitat.

They don't naturally have a concept of society, or of language like cats in this area do. If a hybrid joined a Clan, then it's capable of some language, but should be treated as half-man, half-gorilla.

[panpteryx]

Oh yeah so they are! I was mostly thinking about exotic pet care guides, which (due to reptile YouTubers) I suspect may be the primary way people find out about snakes and other less-appreciated species. They do have a tendency to blur the lines between “common, not endangered, native to [local region]” and “uncommon, at risk from poaching, native to [far away region]”? At least, the guides I’ve seen usually only mention foods other than rodents if the snake might have difficulty recognizing frozen/thawed rodents as food.

The conflict between “reptile YouTube spreads awareness and appreciation for species people typically consider to be distasteful” and “yeah but their information is often inaccurate and the husbandry is poor 90% of the time so is the appreciation worth it”, I guess

….though now I’m wondering if my ball python would like an egg as a treat, they eat a lot of birds in the wild and I’d be surprised if they didn’t eat the eggs too. guess I’ll do some research lol, chicken eggs *are* pretty big so they might not be safe, but maybe quail…

This is a gentle reminder to those who keep poultry to PLEASE keep in mind wild snakes if you are using fake eggs in your chicken coop. Snakes are incapable of digesting the wooden/plastic/ceramic fake eggs that are commonly placed in chicken coops to train hens. Snakes (like this little ratsnake here) can and often do eat these fake eggs and suffer life-threatening obstruction as a result!

If you need to use fake eggs in your coop please strive to ensure that the enclosure is snake-proof (difficult) or superglue 3 or more eggs together so that snakes cannot consume them and become obstructed.

[artifacts-and-arthropods]

Giant Emerald Pill-Millipede: when these enormous millipedes are all rolled up, their bodies can be as big as a baseball, a tennis ball, or a small orange

This species (Zoosphaerium neptunus) is commonly known as a giant emerald pill-millipede. The females can measure up to 90mm long (roughly 3.5 inches), making this the largest species of pill-millipede in the world.

There is a significant degree of sexual dimorphism in this species, with the males measuring only about 45mm (1.8 inches) long -- roughly half the size of the females.

Giant emerald pill-millipedes are found only in Madagascar, which is home to several endemic species of giant pill-millipedes (order Sphaerotheriida). The Malagasy name for giant pill-millipedes is "Tainkintana," which means "shooting-star."

Pill-millipedes use conglobation as a defense mechanism, which means that they can curl their bodies up into a spherical shape so that their dorsal plates form a protective shield around the softer, more vulnerable parts of their bodies, just like an actual pill-bug or a "roly-poly."

When they roll themselves up completely, they look almost like gently polished chunks of malachite, emerald, or jade.

Giant emerald pill-millipedes will sometimes form large swarms that travel together as a group. This is the only species of giant pill-millipede that engages in any sort of swarming behavior, and the purpose of that behavior is still unclear. The swarms often contain thousands of individuals, with almost all of them moving in the same direction, even when there is no physical contact that might allow the millipedes to "herd" one another along.

Their swarming behavior also has some very peculiar features, as this article explains:

During swarming, Zoosphaerium neptunus individuals pay little attention to their surroundings; many specimens were observed walking straight into and drowning in small puddles. Some swarms even display ‘cliché lemming behaviour:' in Marojejy, a large part of a swarm walked into and drowned in a small river.

No single specimen was observed walking ‘against the current,' all specimens were moving in the same direction (southeast), even when not in contact with one another.

Of 273 randomly collected individuals, 105 were males, while 168 were females. The males were 8.3 - 14.1 mm wide (average width 10.4 mm). According to the inner horns of the posterior telopods, all males were sexually mature. The females were 9.95 - 15.4 mm wide (average width 11.4 mm). All females displayed non sclerotized vulvae and were sexually immature.

Some researchers argue that the swarming serves as a defense mechanism, providing a layer of protection (or at least some cryptic cover) against local predators, but the swarming behavior is still poorly understood.

Important Note: I just want to remind everyone that these animals belong in their own natural habitat -- they should not be trapped, bought/sold, traded, shipped, collected, or kept as pets. This particular species does not survive well in captivity, either, and the demand for these "exotic" invertebrates is putting the wild populations in jeopardy. The previous article discusses those issues, too:

Another possible threat for Z. neptunus swarms are collections for the pet trade. There exists a large demand in Japan, Europe and North America for 'green -eyed monsters’ as pets. Giant pill -millipedes from Madagascar unfortunately have a very short survival time in terraria. The species is specialized on low-energy food (dead leaves), and adapted to the cool climates (<20°C) of the highlands. Specimens in terraria often starve to death quickly.

So I know that they're adorable and really, really fascinating...but let's just let them be their chunky, adorable little selves out in the wild where they belong.

Sources & More Info:

European Journal of Taxonomy: Seven New Giant Pill-Millipede Species and New Records of the Genus Zoosphaerium from Madagascar

Madagascar Conservation & Development: Swarming Behavior in the World's Largest Giant Pill-Millipede, Z. neptunus, and its Implication for Conservation Efforts

Bonn Zoological Bulletin Supplementum: The Giant Millipedes, Order Sphaerotheriida (an Annotated Species Catalogue) (PDF)

African Invertebrates: Madagascar's Living Giants: Discovery of Five New Species of Endemic Giant Pill-Millipedes from Madagascar (PDF)

[kiame-sama]

Not gonna lie, Drider!Rook made me think about the story ‘The Most Dangerous Game’ and I can just picture him wanting to hunt Reader since he’s never encountered such an exotic and unique prey like a Human, as he’s vibrating from excitement about how his newest ‘Prey’ shall fair against him

He probably read stories about Humans in his youth and wondered before they went extinct, how they were able to survive without gills, scales, claws, wings, poison, etc or even without magic

Because Reader uses hidden traps and misleading tracks, Rook calls her ‘Mademoiselle Trickster’ (Mademoiselle is a title for an Unmarried Women in French) and felt his heart skip a beat seeing Reader use her intelligence, cunning and trickery to get the upper hand over him

Only he’s not going to eat or kill her, rather he just wants to feel the thrill of the hunt by chasing an endangered species (He has no intention to harm her)

But here’s a twist, the hunt is actually a common mating practice for his species of Drider (Or just his family) when it comes to finding a mate

There’s not really a lot of information about Rook’s family as he’s quite secretive about himself (Which I find ironic because he wants to know everything when it comes to his ‘Muses’)

(I know the shadows over his eyes don't make sense given the pose and the angle of the lighting, but I liked the way they looked all darkened and menacing, so I kept the eye shadows for my own aesthetic.)

(Rook waiting in his web on the Pomefiore ballroom ceiling. He does this to observe the other students and document their habits and will even do this web building around campus in heavy traffic areas/popular gathering spots to stalk others more effectively. Vil will often throw things at Rook if he sees the Drider has built yet another web on the Pomefiore ceiling. His dorm robes aren't well suited for the upsidedown life, but he makes due and uses magic to keep his favorite hat in place on his head.)

- Rook would absolutely love hunting the little Human Trickster if only to experience the thrill of The Hunt. He wouldn't dare harm a hair on his sweet Human's head, but he would absolutely love a back and forth of Hunter and Hunted with them just for fun. He may not tell the little Human it is just for fun, seeing as he wants an authentic experience and a good hunt. Once he eventually catches his Human- and he will catch them at some point- he will be practically bouncing from the thrill of it all and only then will he inform the terrified Human that this was a game and not an actual hunt. Were it an actual hunt, they would not have seen a single hair of the Drider before he struck.

- There is little as exhilarating to Rook than a hunt for prey that knows how to fight back and evade him. Any traps his Human sets, no matter how flimsy or obvious, will only thrill Rook becuase he loves the idea of being hunted by his own prey. To flip the tables on such a skilled Huntsman only makes the game more fun. There is nothing quite like the thrill of chasing down dangerous game and it certainly gets Rook's blood burning hot and pumping.

- As Rook is a Golden Huntsman Drider, he doesn't often participate in web-building in regards to hunting his prey. He will build webs for many reasons in many places, but rarely ever will he build a web to be used in an actual hunt. Huntsman are a spider species known for wandering, tracking down prey, and foraging when needed, Rook is no different and is a voracious predator when it comes to the true hunting and gathering of prey. Naturally, this does mean all of his family shares this drive to hunt. Hunting is ingrained in a Huntsman's DNA so naturally they will also hunt prospective mates.

- Like their spider counterparts, male Huntsman Driders- upon locating a suitable mate- have a tendency to lay their legs in substrate and shuffle them back and forth to make a rustling or rattling sound depending on the substrate. Usually a hunter would not be keen to reveal themselves, but this sound can draw in curious prey and curious mates who are seeking the Drider making the sound. Part of this mating display is hunting their mates down and drawing them in with the sound before springing. Naturally, when they have their mates in their grasp, they don't let go easily as Huntsman Spiders are known to cling tightly to prey and even predators to stop themselves from being shaken off or dislodged from their quarry.

[yandere-sins]

I blame you for my newfound obsession about the Orca boys with a like...Harpy? Swan..water foul thing. Taking the advice between Sea and Land to the skies!

I like to think that all merfolk likes to lounge in the sun occasionally. Just climb on a bit of rock and lay there for a while, enjoying the breeze and chatting the day away.

It's not a surprise if there are feathered kinds of creatures approaching, because where are predators, there's prey to pick from, and where are mermaids, there are treasures to receive. They can coexist just fine, sing together, chat about water- and airpolitics and what the weird bipedal apes on land do lately. They can help each other out or exchange informations and goods, most of them playing around with each other just for fun.

Would be an awful shame if a cheeky little Harpy!Darling got a bit to close to the equally as cheeky Yandere!Merman who thinks it's adorable when they ask for some of the teeth or jewels that adorn him. It's no big deal, most merfolk give away things they don't need. But this harpy is so cute, playing with the chains and complimenting them, obviously wanting to charm the merman into giving it to them for free. He gets in some playful little tugs on the harpy that they take in stride, teasing their legs and plucking some feathers that are out of place, but he gives them what they want of course, it having little meaning to the merman but making the harpy so happy. He even lets them take it off him on their own, not minding their talons scratching him, a big grin on his face as he watches them struggle to open the clasps on the chains.

And he realizes he likes their company because they are just so adorable and fun, although there's an unwritten law that the two kinds of creatures coexist peacefully, so he can't really force them to stick around.

Instead, he brings them new, enticing treasures every time he comes to lounge out in the open and they get bolder and closer to the merman, exploiting his willfullness to humor them until eventually he seizes a moment of everyone else being distracted to capture and drag them underwater.

Certainly, no one wants a shrieking darling rupturing their eardrums but the merman's cave is so nice and full of sunken gold and food. If the darling stays for a little bit and spends some time with the merman, he promises to take them back with their arms full of whatever they can carry. And swears that if they keep the secret of what he did, there will be more waiting for them the next time they meet.

By the afternoon they are free again and come morning, they return to the sunspot.

Hook, line, and sinker as the merman now gets to spend time with them regularly for a small price, getting the darling so used to being under water and around him. Every day he gets a bit bolder as the darling keeps asking for more as well, and soon they'll be doing all kinds of stuff with the merman as he tells them they can take what they want if they comply. He's preparing them well for the day that he won't take them back, even making them get used to sleeping in his cave because it's "too late to go back now" and "only for this one night". It all seems so innocent until they get used to staying for longer periods, and eventually, they never return to the sky again, the only place he wouldn't be able to follow.

Their wings were clipped effectively the day the merman decided he really wanted an adorable, exotic pet.

And now the harpy will have to learn what it's like to be owned at the cost of their freedom.

[eco-friendly-ecology]

Animal rights vs animal welfare , aka why I struggle to identify as vegan

Not every animal rights issue puts the welfare of the animals first, which is seen most often in groups such as peta.

In animal welfare cases there is such a large difference between different types of animals and peoples opinions on how they should be treated, it makes me wish there were universal rules that could be applied to all animals and people could get in serious trouble for it (its not illegal to keep a dog locked indoors without walking it but that doesn't mean it's good for the dog)

Personally and in my own experience, zoos and aquariums that have high welfare standards do help people to connect with and understand wild species better and it gives people more incentive to help that animal if they are endangered and aren't typically cute, I've seen it and experienced it with vultures, no one really cares about the conservation of vultures until they see them in person.

I fully believe that it's possible to ride horses with the horses permission and for the horse to enjoy it, as long as it is done correctly. Every horse breed we have today is a domesticated or comes from the domesticated species, there is only one true wild horse species left in the world - the przewalski's horse, with only one record of a person being able to ride one. Your shetlands/clydesdales/warmbloods/icelandics were bred to be domestic, they bred to carry people and pull carts. Is there a significant amount of abuse in the equine industry ? Yes. Is the current equestrian standard putting the horses needs first ? No. Is the "normal" / industry standard way of backing a horse beneficial for them ? Nope. But that doesn't mean none of it is, yes riding two year old horses can cause significant health problems but not everyone starts their horses at that age, it's becoming more common for individuals to start training their horse for ridden work at 4 years old because they are more developed physically and mentally. They can learn more complex things and develop more confidence. Yes, some people try to speed up the training process with abusive and harsh methods, but not everyone does.

Not every human-animal interaction is good or bad, it depends heavily on the circumstances of the situation and how the interaction is handled

Everyone is capable of harming animals when they aren't informed of their care/behavioural cues. I see far too many "animal sanctuaries" interacting and caring for animals in neglectful/dangerous/sometimes abusive methods because they haven't researched the animal they're trying to look after

I dont believe it's possible for all pets to be fed a plant based diet, and I don't believe that all exotic pets are inherently bad. Like I said before research is needed so you can look after them properly and obtain them through responsible methods.

Some culls are necessary to sustain the current ecosystem in place in certain areas, because humans messed up and removed natural predators or let invasive species take over (yes I'm talking about deer and grey squirrels, yes I will die on this hill, no you can't change my mind on this one)

[robbie-roo]

somebody in a very long message asked me about skunks and mentioned a few other animals too so I'll do a quick post on skunks and see what I know about those other guys in later posts

also as a side note if you ever just want to chit chat about animals you can always message me or just tag me in your own posts I'm happy to have discussions as well as do these long lecture style posts :)

Skunks

cute little guys <3 I wanted a pet skunk and a pet raccoon as a kid (honestly I wanted a pet everything...) and the good news is you can technically have one! some states (17/50) will allow you to own a pet raccoon or a pet skunk but unless you are very knowledgeable in wildlife care or "exotic" pets I do not reccomend them they are not domesticated like dogs and cats are but can be tame (there's a difference)

anyways some skunk facts;

so their stinky spray is a pretty obvious skunk trait and like the messager mentioned many animals use scent as a way to communicate. pretty much all mammals have a scent gland located somewhere on their body- for many its the top of the head so they can rub pheromones off on trees or other critters to let animals know "hey this is mine" or "hey there handsome.... there's hot singles in your area"

they also mentioned possum and raccoons using scent- opossums are known for playing dead and will secrete stinky stuff to make their act more believable and raccoons? it's their urine and feces that make them stinky

some animals however use scent as a deterrent like skunks do

they are not the only animal that does this all mustelids do (that's the skink, ferret, stoat, etc. fam) and these critters are particularly stinky but don't have the spray adaptation that only skunks really have (as far as I've learned anyway)

both pet skunks and ferrets will often be surgically "de-scented" but usually still have a smell after (I mean... don't we all?)

skunks used to roll with this genus but recently made their own gang called Mephitis (literally means "stink") which has 12 species and includes skunks and "stink badgers" I've also seen some reports of 13 species but I'm not really sure off the top of my head which is true only 4 of them are "true skunks" though

skunks take their scent very seriously guys. some of them will directly aim for the eyes and others will do a little warning dance before spraying they can also adjust their sprays potency and angle and can also choose to spray from both or only one scent gland at a time

(spotted skunk- the dancers)

some can accurately spray 10 feet away but can reach up to 20 or more if they really wanted to soak you but then they have to reload for about 10 days before they can spray anything again

that odor can be smelled from 1.5 miles away! but don't worry 1/1000 humans can't smell it at all and their main predator owls also can't pick up the scent unfortunately for these birds they do still have eyes and a well aimed spray will still take them down

(also the chemical compound in their spray is flammable I have no idea who found that out and why but fun fact!)

if you ever get sprayed don't bother with tomato juice use hydrogen peroxide and baking soda to neutralize the compounds

anyways enough about stink

Skunks are omnivores and some will eat bees aiming for the actual bees over the honey like bears do (yes winny the pooh lied to you he wants that larva not necessarily the honey)

some skunks can be really social living in groups of around 10 and sometimes invite their neighbors to stay with them (there's a few cases of possums staying the night in their den) most of them ate relatively solitary but they aren't very territorial and will overlap sometimes

they are immune to snake venom! another trait that is somewhat similar to their cousins the badgers as they often eat snakes they can handle a lot of poison

alright that's what I know about skunks they're cute little guys but once again

DO. NOT. TOUCH. yes theyre stinky but they are also known to carry rabies if you see one out during the day do not approach it and call wildlife services if you are seriously worried

[anonymousbeefriendfanfics]

Willow

Full Name: Willow

Pronouns: She/Her

Fandom: Genshin Impact

Willow was born in Sumeru with a thirst for knowledge and a love of animals. Her parents had to keep a close eye on her at all times because she would wander off to investigate anything vaguely animal-like that caught her eye. It's only natural that once she grew up, she would enter the Akademiya to research her life-long passion.

She met Tighnari while studying in the Amurta Darshan, and was almost immediately drawn to him. Though she was initially too shy to approach him, when she noticed that everyone else was talking to him and asking for his advice, she eventually summoned the courage to do so as well. He was very kind and helpful, and after a while, she slowly began to befriend him. They began to work together on much of their classwork, helping one another in their strong suits - Tighnari knowing nearly everything there is to know about plants and Willow knowing more animal facts than she knows what to do with.

During her time at the Akademiya, she chose to study Avidya Leopards, which were a relatively unknown species due to most researchers' fear of the predators. Willow began by going to well-known locations for the leopards to be, leaving them a gift of food. After keeping this up for several weeks, she began to drop the food off and retreat a safe distance before stopping to observe them instead of leaving entirely. The leopards grew more and more tolerant of her as time went on, eventually surprising her one day when she arrived with their food, as one of the big cats approached her. She froze in panic, dropping the plate of food at her feet, but the leopard ignored it, instead sniffing curiously at her before rubbing against her like an overgrown housecat. Ever since that day, that group of leopards treated her like one of their own, and it wasn't long before word spread about her, and other leopards she didn't know began to warily approach her as well. She not only gained the perfect research opportunity, and has published a large number of papers about the leopards, but she's gained lifelong friends. To this day, the leopards still approach her whenever she's out in the forest. The first time Tighnari happened to be accompanying her when this happened, the sudden arrival of leopards sent him up the nearest tree with his tail fluffed out twice as big as normal, and she still lovingly teases him about it.

After graduation, she and Tighnari both took a job in Gandharva Ville as Forest Watchers. They grew much closer after this, working and living in harmony, and it wasn't long before they began to develop feelings for one another. Willow ended up being the first to confess, gifting Tighnari a carefully-selected exotic flower known to symbolize love. His eyes lit up as he accepted it, and she listened patiently as he obliviously rambled about the plant, eventually cutting him off when he reached the part about the meaning of the plant. "I know. That's why I gave it to you," she said carefully, and the look of utter shock on his face is one she'll never forget - nor will she forget their first kiss shortly afterwards, awkward and clumsy but so very sweet.

Cyno and Tighnari met while the latter was still attending the Akademiya, and slowly grew to become friends, eventually leading to Willow meeting him as well. She was understandably nervous, coming face to face with the General Mahamatra, but Cyno attempted to ease her anxiety with a joke. She laughed, and every time he saw her after that, he would tell her another one, for she was one of the very few people who appreciated his jokes. After being friends for some time, the couple invited Cyno to date them, as they'd both developed a crush on him. He was initially hesitant, almost suspecting this to be a prank, but he agreed nonetheless. The three now live happily together, although Cyno is often away for his work.

[dieabadass]

A Myth , A History , A Story Of us

In the beginning before the great ages of Man there was a being of absolute purity, beauty, and exoticness. Its nature was so marvelous and perfect that it could not help but replicate itself. How should I tell you what it was like to stand in the void before there was anything- before there were seas, before there was sky to cap our thoughts, and before there were lands to feel the heat, the sweat, and the tears? How could I explain to you what it was like not to be threatened by pleasure- not to be the predator or the fowl? How should I illustrate what it was like not to cling in dependency on an intermediary such as words, thoughts, or priests to understand one another and share in the consciousness of that shattered star from which we all came- but to amble through such forms playfully? If I tell you very late into the night before the dawn that I see you, and you, and you, and that we embrace knowing our common ancestry and tongue, but then forget with the dawn will you be afraid?

Now we walk with film in our eyes, our ears, and our throats- and our minds can't find its' roots. The widening lines of the hemispheres of our brains were once the strings which this first light plucked inside of itself as it ejaculated into the universe. What an accomplished virtuoso it was to divide itself into such perfect pieces and maintain such a perfect rythm, harmony, and tone. Do you find me rediculous when I speak with such pride of our blissfull beginnings? Well laugh then, but laugh like the bells which chime together as that was a sound close to then. Let me read off your lips that you begin to recognize. The echoes of that time are only heard again through the shadows of our memories. We ascend, today, our own titans and canvas the neiborhood below. We look through their many eyelets, curious to discern what treasures they hold inside for us. We step through their doors greeted by the breeze which pushes back our hair and we redesign ourselves, nourish our stomachs, find security and warmth, take our rests, and cure our habitual state of boredom. Please return with me before this. I ask because the movements of the conductor cannot command anymore for they can barely be seen. Movement, sight, and sound are obscure. Let us step into ourselves, each other, and that greater light of the depths.

Find for me the light, the fire, where the dark holds the strongest and bring it here that I might continue on. Find for me that light inside yourselves and that light in the center of the universe- that light which settles in the embryonic fluid from which we begin to form and that light which we return to as we fall into the earth, nothing more than wrinkled, dried vellum. Follow with your fingers the lines which you read here, seperate the vowels and the consonants, repeat their sounds, and form them again as syllables, then words, then sentences, suppose what meaning you think is there as they collide together. Now look from the face of the deep without drowning and examine the light playing upon the surface. observe the subtleties of the light as it divides into strings. And watch how the shimmering surface is sometimes agitated and tossed about by Man. I see you now returning over the horizon but I will not try to analyze or make sense of you. I will not ask you if the mountains you crossed, in their peaks, reached another octave: I will not sterilize you. Come forward and sit down.

From that first orchestral suite which we cannot imagine- for not just strings were plucked, but winds brewed, sounds tapped, and every other possible sound which can be concieved and which cannot- the first beings were born. They were without bones and muscle, but pure coalesced fluid. Each one was a living intensity of inky color. The color was their names, and each had its' own. I cannot pronounce their names for they had a language all their own. They existed among many dimensions, vastly more than we can be aware of here, and through being comprised within the intersections of all of them their color was more vivid. But they were also the dragons, the serpents, the worms between spaces where the spaces began to give way. They were the stiches that held each plane together, allowing the planes to be turned over and freshly examined- but there was no beginning and there was no end. Their nourishment was the infinite space- and yet they had no memory, but saw everything all at once, but never was it the same.

They gracefully danced. They intermixed with each other, not caring where they went, or what they touched. They took apart each other and then drifted in space as a long seamless line. And again they fell as a ball into the arms, the lips of the other. They carried each other's parts and bits of parts and bits to various places and those parts and bits of parts and bits returned eventually to their owners with the places they had been in. They danced. They danced to the sixty-oneth strum of the Great Solo Swell of Light but it took so long because each sound had a different life in those heavens (the tones were different: the harmonics and the pitch) and they were sometimes the glissandos, and trills there to embellish the notes. they danced with each of the sixty-one ejacualtions in space and then returned into the light at the center, conducting it all, and spread out once again. There were sixty-one beings and they were divided into five families. They moved in a waltz; They danced in a nightclub- wild and messy.

After six-thousand-one-hundred turns they decided theyed had enough and decided to calcify. But they couldn't just float alone in space. They knew each other too well, and had formed strong bonds. "Who will give us union, now that we lie motionless?" one of them asked. "How will we feel again?" said another. A third said "But we are all so tired. We cannot go forever this way." And a fourth, thought some time and then replied to all of them "movement is in our nature. We shall surely die without change. As we are to become, the only agility left to us will be in our dreams. But sleep we must, not knowing when we shall wake again." Finally, the least colored, the fifth stepped outside of the circle and hovered above them and like the moonlight spoke. "Let a part of us die," he said. " "No, this cannot be. We will become imperfect! Only our Father/Mother Light knows how to take something of himself." They objected in one voice. "A life shall form from this affair." Spoke the fifth of them again. "A new life, unlike our own." "You speak heresy and will cause a great tragedy amongst our bands! Let us not inquire into this further." However the fourth of them then broke free and said, standing by the fifth, "What evil, what harm, can come from love- and the greatest expression of love is sacrifice. This is what our Father/Mother did and so must we learn to do as his/her children. We all love each other but are weary." The fifth spoke again "Our consistency shall not remain the same, but shall flow off of us, and we shall become partially visible and invisible. We will not lose our beauty but become some other kind of beauty. The light shall infiltrate us from all sides. Each of us will recieve the light to a different degree and reflect it. And from that puddle shall our children be born. They shall be more solid than us and find ways more suitable to unite us in our new states. Now let us sleep." The fourth and the fifth began to harden and become motionless while the color around each started to collect near them in a pool. The third looked over at the other two with him in the circle. "I am tired." The first said "I also." and the second, "my eyes are heavy." The third looked out again towards the fourth and the fifth and pointed " look what perfect geometry each of those two now hold! Though they are shaped different each are no less beautiful than they were without form." And the first responded "I have never thought the measurments of space and sound to be in contention." And he fell asleep. The third then looked over at the second. There was now just the two of them. And asked "how do you feel?" "I feel, I think, sad, cold, and alone." "I shall come near you and embrace you." And so the last two ended their former lives and began to dream too.

This is the first history of how it all began.

And This is The Story of How We Began…….

[alwayscobrakai]

finally going to make a post expanding on the familiar assignments from this post

again, quick lore summary: everyone is born with a magic seed, they plant this seed when they hit puberty and eventually it grows and blooms into an animal companion (familiar) that they spend the rest of their lives with.

the blooming is generally agreed on to happen when the person 'finds themself' which usually happens in the 16-22 age range but it can be known to happen later or in rare cases, never.

The animal has to be one the person has seen before with their own eyes. zoos and international safari trips are very popular with teens who want to try and get cool animals.

Another note is the 'intelligence' of the familiar relies on how their person treats them. The more human they're treated, the more human they'll act and vice versa. Silvers for example acts eerily human and seems like shes seconds away from speaking english at any moment while Miyagis is indistinguishable from a regular animal from its species.

i'll note down character - familiar - approx. age of acquiring - and reason (if i have one) for all the ones i have figured out below the cut

so. start out with the obvious:

Daniel has a mongoose. specifically a yellow mongoose. he got it after the castle fight in tkk2. Mongoose was obvious for the mongoose vs cobra thing ofc but I also just really associate especially tkk Daniel with a small scrappy animal. If I didn't go with mongoose I think I'd go with something like a weasel or a ferret. Something small and twisty and flippy.

Johnny has a hornet. I think I modelled the one in the drawing after an Asian giant hornet. Something Big. He gets his a lot later, when he's in his mid 20s ish. A little later than Normal but not so late it's strange. I went with a hornet for a few reasons. First, gold and black are so johnnys colours. Second, I wanted him to have something a little Unconventional and bug familiars usually tend to be (but it still had to be something appropriately badass). Hornets can also be solitary but also it isn't weird for them to be in pairs or groups and I felt like that's fitting for Johnny.

Kreese has a prairie falcon. He got it during that brief window right after he enlisted but before he was sent away when he had a Girl and a Purpose and everything seemed to be going his way. I wanted Kreese to have something that appeared unassuming but was a dangerous predator and my wife and I decided on a bird of prey of some kind. We figured during his youth he likely wouldn't have seen too many exotic animals so something native to his general area would be best and we further narrowed down to a prarie falcon from there. They're a fast and highly accurate falcon with rlly good eyesight and the idea of a piercing glare staring down at students along with Kreeses own stony look felt right. (They're also known for hunting snakes <3)

Silver feels like another very obvious one, he has a King Cobra. Clearly the model for the cobra kai logo <3. He got his after they returned from Vietnam, when he started trying on different personalities to see what fit. (This means his was also fairly late). Silver is a lot more slippery and sleek than Kreese and a snake felt much more fitting as his familiar. (He also has less direct Snake Pit Trauma so still thought snakes were cool). As a young adult, his familiar would've been out on show 24/7 but I think as he grows older, he hides her in his clothes or leaves her at home to maintain his image as relaxed and chill philanthropist. Until of course, he's called back to the action.

Amanda has a leopard. She got it in her early years of college, during her bleach blonde self cut bobcut era and according to everyone who knew her at the time, during her "rebellious phase". But whatever she was going through, she mustve known exactly who she was through it. I gave her a leopard because I felt like something big and elegant that could absolutely rip your throat out would be perfect for her and I could also just see her lounging around with it like it's a regular housecat.

Miyagi has a koi fish. He got it during his teen years and carried it in a bowl with him to America when he left Okinawa. He currently keeps it mixed with the regular koi in his koi pond and the only way you could pick it out is the size of it compared to the others. Miyagi having a fish felt right. It's a simple but beautiful creature which I think fit his ideals well. He doesn't treat it as anything special (something a young Daniel finds appalling) but just gives it the respect he would give any living creature in his care.

Bobby gets a ram. His also was post high school, I wanna say midway through his degree. Ram felt right for Bobby for a few reasons. First, the obvious lamb=god=pastor connection. Rams are also notoriously stubborn animals that are aggressive in a fight which is Very Bobby imo. But sheep in general have a reputation for being very gentle creatures and Bobby fits that too.

Dutch my boy Dutch <3 got a gaboon viper. He got it during high school, peak cobra kai era. His senseis were very impressed with his dedication to the dojo. He was one of the first ones I thought of something for. I wanted him to have a snake for sure and a big thick chunky snake like a gaboon viper just felt so right for him. (Note about familiars with venoms and poisons, the toxicity is very diluted. So his snake can still make you feel awful with a bite but it won't kill you)

Tommy gets a hyena. His was also during high school, I feel like he was the first of the gang to get one. Hyenas are a pack animal and Tommy very much feels like One of the pack. He also seems to have a higher pitched laugh which is very hyenacore so it just felt right for him.

Jimmy has a chocolate labrador. I feel like his was post high school but before he started college. Domestic dogs and cats are very common familiars and Jimmy, as much as I love him, is our most basic boy. I've also just made jokes abt dogboy Jimmy since before I made the au so it was a natural fit.

Ali also gets a dog, this time a cinnamon border collie. Hers comes in college, either her first or second year, I haven't fully decided. While she is conforming to the norms by having a dog, she's standing out a little in her family by having a working breed, something highly intelligent and driven, rather than a pretty lapdog thats just for show. She needed something that matched her intelligence and drive and a border collie fit that.

Lucille has a house sparrow. I haven't thought too much about when she got hers but I imagine it was a fairly typical presentation. I wanted to give her something more common and something that was always moving and a sparrow felt right for that. Always flitting around with lots to say.

Chozen gets an Okinawan rail. His familiar doesn't bloom until s3 of cobra kai, after he's reconciled with Daniel. He had resigned himself to a life without one and was very shocked by it.

Now for some more CK era characters

Carmen has a beetle. I haven't figured out specific type yet, I was tossing up between some kind of jewelled beetle or a horned one. She and Johnny initially bond over both having bug familiars (Johnny is used to girls being like ewww a bug) #bugsquad

Miguel gets a jumping spider. I imagine his comes just after his Mexico trip. Even though it was an incredibly messy time in his life, that trip gave him enough closure that the pieces clicked into place. He's Very pleased to join the bug squad. Jumping spider felt like a good match for him, especially with how bouncy he is when he fights.

Robby has a fly. He actually got his fairly young, before the events of the show started. He is Less pleased to be in the bug squad. As a kid he always felt invisible and small like a fly and as he grew he started to embrace that feeling as it helped with his CrimeBoy Antics. We wanted to give Robby something that had a link to Johnny and in a previous au with this setting we had a pickpocket with a beetle familiar who used the familiar to help steal so we reused that concept here bc it worked well.

Samantha gets a crane. I haven't decided exactly when she gets hers but I'm thinking it's sometime during s2/3. She's got somewhat mixed feelings about it due to not wanting to be her dads mini-me but also its nice to have that connection to her grandpa. Cranes I feel combine the elegance of amandas familiar with the iconicness/irony of Daniels and the vibe of it in general just felt like a good fit for Sam.

Eli ofc gets a hawk. Nothing clever about that. He doesn't get it until after winning the tournament though.

Demetri gets a rabbit. His comes around s3/4ish and at first he does Not get it at all but eventually comes to vibe with it. Rabbits are an animal I've associated with Demetri since I got into the fandom and I just feel like it's very fitting for him. Something flighty and unassuming but that Can pack a nasty kick if needed. And I rlly like the idea of Demetri picking up thumping his foot from the rabbit when he's agitated its fun <3

Stingray is another obvious one <3 he gets a stingray. It happens the night after coyote creek. He's Very late to have one bloom but is absolutely ecstatic and is very enthusiastic about the salt water tank he had to set up for it. Please ask him about his salt water tank.

Tory doesn't have one yet. At her point in the story I just haven't felt she's hit that right time but I think she's getting close. I do think however that she has a pet tarantula that she tells people is her familiar to scare them.

Anthony also doesn't have one, he's too young. But I'm getting a bird vibe.

Yasmin has me and my wife Really torn because we want her to have something Unconventional that She thinks is the most beautiful creature in the world and we're leaning towards an Australian animal bc of where she spends half the show which keeps leading us to joking that Yas gets a fucking. Cassowary. And it's so funny

Louie has a raccoon and he puts a little bowtie on it and keeps bringing it into work and getting into trouble for scaring customers.

Anoush has a little otter and he is Allowed to bring him into work and the customers all find him very charming and it makes Louie seethe with jealousy.

A few quick ones that don't have much reasoning behind them:

Kyler: German Shepard

Moon: red deer

Burt: pika

Mike Barnes: a large monkey of some sort. One of the scary ones

SORRY for how long this is thank you so much if you read to the end I love you <3 please let me know what u think I crave validation

little gift for those who read to the end <3 some tiny car salesmen

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Discover the Sex Panther Strain: Potency & Pleasure

Ever stumbled upon a cannabis strain that's as intriguing as its name? Let me introduce you to the Sex Panther strain, a rare gem in the cannabis world that's been turning heads. This exotic hybrid is known for its unique aroma and potent effects, making it a must-try for enthusiasts and connoisseurs alike.

In this article, I'll dive deep into what makes the Sex Panther strain stand out from the crowd. From its lineage to its flavor profile and the experience it delivers, you'll get all the details you need to understand why this strain might just be your next favorite.

Whether you're looking for a new strain to spice up your collection or simply curious about the buzz around Sex Panther, keep reading. I've got the scoop on what sets this strain apart and how it could elevate your cannabis journey.

Lineage of the Sex Panther Strain

When diving into the heritage of the Sex Panther strain, it's like unfolding a map to a treasure trove of cannabis genetics. This enigmatic hybrid was parented by two noteworthy strains, each bringing its own exceptional qualities to the lineage. On one side of the family tree stands the Predator Pink, a strain renowned for its vibrant coloration and uplifting effects. Its partner in genetics is the Starfighter, an equally lauded variety valued for its resin production and soothing influence.

This pairing, steeped in potency and aroma, results in the Sex Panther's spellbinding characteristics. Here's a quick rundown of its progenitors:

Predator Pink enfolds a euphoric and invigorating high, making it the more outgoing half of the duo. Users praise it for creative inspiration and a boost in social interactions.

Starfighter serves as the calming counterpart, with its powerful sedative effects providing a deep sense of relaxation and contentment.

The synergy of Predator Pink and Starfighter grants the Sex Panther its complex profile and balanced effects. This strain doesn’t lean heavily towards sativa or indica, and that ambiguous nature is precisely what intrigues aficionados and casual consumers alike.

Exploring its genetics further, one discovers that Predator Pink itself is a cross between Plushberry and Starfighter F2, adding nuances to the Sex Panther strain and a rich tapestry of flavors and effects. Meanwhile, Starfighter F2, with its Alien Genetics heritage, passes down an innate potency and otherworldly feel.

These genetic intricacies give the Sex Panther its fascinating features, making it stand out in a crowded market. It's a masterpiece of careful cultivation, and its breeders have successfully harnessed the desirable traits from both sides of the lineage. Whether you’re after the vibrancy of Predator Pink or the grounded tranquility of Starfighter, you’ll find a harmonious blend in the Sex Panther strain.

Delving into the lineage is essential for understanding what makes this particular strain special. And as a connoisseur or even a casual user, getting to know the roots of Sex Panther means appreciating it beyond just its effects and aroma; it's seeing the strain through the lens of its storied ancestry.

Unique Aroma and Flavor Profile

When I first encountered the Sex Panther strain, its captivating aroma was an instant giveaway that I was dealing with something special. Like the intricate genetic tapestry weaved into its creation, the scent profile is complex and multi-layered. Most users report a predominant sweet berry fragrance, thanks to the Predator Pink lineage. This sweet note often mingles with subtle earthy tones, an inheritance from the Starfighter's grounding properties.

Upon deeper inhalation, I've also detected hints of citrus and pine, which are not uncommon in strains with a rich terpenoid profile like Sex Panther. This olfactory cocktail is likely influenced by the Plushberry genetics that imbued a tartness that balances the sweetness nicely.

When it comes to flavor, the experience of tasting this strain doesn't fall short of its aromatic promises. The smooth smoke or vapor graces the palate with a sweet berry punch initially, which is then intertwined with a nuanced citrus aftertaste. It's a connoisseur's delight to discern the individual notes that come from its Starfighter and Predator Pink heritage.

Interestingly, prolonged curing of the Sex Panther strain can enhance the flavor profile, making it both more pronounced and refined. As with fine wine, adequate time and proper conditions allow for the terpenes to develop fully, offering a richer taste experience.

The appealing combination of aroma and flavor contributes significantly to the strain's popularity. It's also important to note that individual sensitivity to terpenes may influence personal experience. What is unmistakable, however, is the craftsmanship behind the Sex Panther strain, which ensures that it stands out in a crowded market.

Exploring the sensory experience of this strain pairs perfectly with understanding its genetic makeup. Each inhalation not only offers a delightful taste but also serves as a reminder of the careful cultivation and selection that has gone into crafting such a remarkable hybrid.

Potency and Effects of Sex Panther

When I delve into the potency of Sex Panther, it's imperative to note that this strain packs a significant punch. Often testing above 20% THC, Sex Panther can be quite powerful, especially for those less acquainted with high-THC cannabis. Novice users should approach this strain with caution, while seasoned consumers will appreciate the robust experience it offers.

Its effects are as intriguing as its name suggests. Upon the first few puffs, I've found that a wave of euphoria tends to wash over, which can quickly elevate the mood and bring about an upbeat, energetic feeling. This initial burst is often followed by a more relaxed, yet attentive state of mind, catering to those who enjoy an uplifted yet manageable cannabis experience.

Here's how Sex Panther typically affects its users:

Uplifted mood

Increased energy

Enhanced focus

Creativity boost

Relaxation

However, it's also not uncommon to hear about people experiencing a more profound sense of calm and tranquility, leading to a full-bodied relaxation as the session progresses. Due to its potency, the effects can last significantly longer than average, offering a sustained period of comfort or productivity, depending on the consumer's intent.

As with all strains, the influence of individual physiology can't be overstated. I've observed friends and colleagues responding differently to the same batch of Sex Panther, reflecting the personal nature of cannabis consumption. Some find it perfect for a social setting, igniting conversation and laughter, while others prefer to use it for solitary pursuits, like deep thinking or engaging with creative projects.

Medical marijuana patients have also reported finding relief with Sex Panther. A considerable number have attested to its efficacy in combating stress and anxiety, two areas where this strain appears to excel. Additionally, those battling with fatigue have found the energetic properties of Sex Panther to be particularly beneficial. However, as always, it's advisable to consult with a healthcare practitioner before leaning on any strain for therapeutic purposes.

Why Sex Panther is a Must-Try for Enthusiasts

Sex Panther's uniqueness lies in its genetic makeup, which is a fusion of rare and powerful parent strains. For cannabis enthusiasts eager to explore different sensations and profiles, this strain offers a tempting bouquet of benefits. It's potency alone makes it a standout option among other strains on the market. Here's a breakdown of some of the compelling reasons why I believe Sex Panther is a variety not to be overlooked.

Firstly, the high THC levels are notable. With THC percentages often exceeding 20%, it's a strain that guarantees a pronounced experience. This might be intimidating for newcomers, but for seasoned users, it's an invitation to dive into a profound journey with the plant.

The complex aroma and flavor profile of Sex Panther also set it apart. It boasts a nuanced combination of earthy, spicy, and sweet notes, which create a sensory delight for those who appreciate intricate tastes and scents. The lingering aftertaste is just as appealing as the initial scent, promising a full-bodied experience from start to finish.

Additionally, the strain's versatility in effects is remarkable. Whether looking to boost creativity, energy, or seeking solace in a tranquil relaxation, Sex Panther seems to cater to a wide array of needs:

Uplifted mood

Enhanced focus

Creativity stimulation

Sustained energy

Deep relaxation

For medical marijuana patients, these attributes can translate into significant benefits. The ability to alleviate symptoms such as stress and fatigue is not only impressive but also highlights Sex Panther's therapeutic potential. It's crucial to underline the importance of moderation due to its potency, as effects can vary from person to person.

Given these compelling reasons, it's clear that Sex Panther has carved out its niche in the cannabis community. Whether it's for a social gathering or a solitary session of introspection, this strain promises an experience that's rich, varied, and satisfying. With every draw, it's easy to understand why it has gathered a following and why it's certainly a strain that invites curiosity and excitement among cannabis connoisseurs.

How Sex Panther Can Elevate Your Cannabis Journey

If you're well-versed in the cannabis scene or just starting out, it's no secret that different strains offer unique experiences. Sex Panther stands as an exceptional choice for those looking to elevate their cannabis journey. Delving into its intricacies, you'll find that this strain isn't just your average pick; it's a sophisticated blend that caters to a wide array of preferences and needs.

As a cannabis enthusiast, I've had my fair share of experiences with various strains, but Sex Panther has repeatedly shown its prowess in delivering a multi-layered high. For starters, its high THC levels soar, kicking in with an energy boost that's perfect for social gatherings or creative endeavors. Whether you're an artist looking to break through creative blocks or someone who thrives in lively environments, its invigorating effects are unmatched.

One of the key hallmarks of Sex Panther is its ability to balance stimulation with relaxation. After the initial wave of energy, it subtly transitions into a state of deep relaxation without the heavy sedation that some strains induce. This aspect opens up opportunities for users to engage in numerous activities. I find that it's ideal for:

Enhancing yoga or meditation practices

Engaging in light exercise

Enjoying music or movies with heightened sensory perception

Not only does Sex Panther provide an outstanding experience on a recreational level, but it also offers significant benefits for medical marijuana patients. Those grappling with stress and fatigue find solace in its calming properties. Plus, the ability to maintain focus while using it can be a game-changer for patients dealing with conditions that affect their concentration.

Incorporating Sex Panther into your regimen is more than just trying a new strain; it's about discovering a versatile ally that complements and enhances various aspects of daily life. Its complex aroma and flavor profile add to the overall enjoyment, with each use feeling like a new journey waiting to unfold. This potent strain doesn't just meet expectations—it consistently exceeds them, proving why it's become a staple for those looking to enhance their cannabis experience.

Conclusion

I've delved into the multifaceted world of the Sex Panther strain and it's clear this variety is more than just a novelty. With its high THC content and rich sensory experience it's a top pick for those seeking a dynamic balance between energy and calm. Whether you're looking to spark your creativity or unwind after a long day this strain adapts to your needs. I'm confident that incorporating Sex Panther into your routine will elevate your cannabis journey with its exceptional qualities. So if you're on the hunt for a strain that delivers both in flavor and effect look no further—Sex Panther might just become your new go-to.

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Escaping The First Semester Lull

by Jake Hurwitz

First semester is about half way over, and you're bound to be bored. After a few weeks at school nothing can really excite you anymore, huge parties are old news, you've obviously stopped caring about tests and quizzes and you've gone from embracing the "relaxed" look to being just plain dirty. You're dangling over the black abyss that is the monotonous existence of a college kid. But wait! A hand shoots out to save you just as you're about to fall to your doom, it's me! And I have some awesome ideas on how to spice up your mind-numbing reality:

Take a Road Trip: This is totally simple. Just cram all your friends into a car and drive. I suggest New York City, I don't care how far away it is. Don't worry about bringing any money, everything is free in the Big Apple, and all the tolls can be paid with nothing more than a polite smile and a, "hey how ya doin' pal?", Not to mention gas prices, zero dollars a gallon my friend. Sometimes in New York City they pay you five dollars just to fill up! They say New York is the city that never sleeps, and they mean it! Just wander through all the dark alleys that you see, you're sure to meet all kinds of interesting people.

Punch Your Roommate: This is a sure fire way to introduce some excitement into your life. Just walk right up to him/her and sock them in the face. When they come to, just be like, "You ate every single last one of my gingerbread cookies!", They won't have any idea what you're talking about, which is the idea. Before they can explain that they didn't even know you had any gingerbread cookies give them a swift kick in the side. After you've calmed down you can explain that it was all a misunderstanding. Your roommate will understand, right?

Learn a foreign Language: Just kidding, rob a convenience store. You don't need much, just something that somewhat resembles a gun and a kick-ass attitude. Get all your friends together and go rob that damn convenience store for all the Ho Ho Snack Cakes and scratch off games it's worth. With your winnings from the scratch off games you can go buy even more Ho Ho Snack Cakes. When the cops come looking for you just try bribing them with the Snack Cakes, if they act insulted, try offering them more Snack Cakes" or threaten them with the "gun".

Go on America's Funniest Home Videos: First you'll need to get the smart kid on your floor to build a time machine so you and your friends can travel back to 1990. Once there you can send in that video of you getting hit in the crotch with a croquet mallet. You might win 10,000 dollars, or better yet, you might get to meet Bob Saget in his prime. Getting back to the future might be hard, but who cares? You met Bob Fucking Saget!

Free All the Animals From the Zoo: Not only will you be escaping the mundane existence of college life, you will be helping wild animals escape the caged existence of zoo life. Just hop on a bus to your local zoo. When you get there, sneak on in and cut the locks off all the cages. Start with the more docile animals, so as to give them a head start from the carnivorous predators you'll be releasing soon after. As for you, you shouldn't worry too much about being eaten by lion, at most they'll just maim you. And what a small price to pay for an exotic animals freedom!

So now you've got no excuse to be bored, I just supplied you with some great ways to bring some exhilaration into your bleak lives. Any one of my above suggestions will do, but don't be afraid to try your own recipe for entertainment; all you need is a good imagination, a wild streak and a complete lack of common sense and basic reasoning skills. Oh, it also helps if your parents dropped you on your head when you were a baby.

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On the Megatron as a Queen Mother with the (humane) breeding of cybertronians and eventually expanding to the colony mechs to be ome the Cybermorph All Mother.

I LOVE IT!

It also makes for intersting potentials as the Cybermorphs expand and eventually run into standard Xenomorphs.

How would that even go?

I can see a potential where the Deceptacon/Cybermorphs go to earth for energon and show up during a Xenomorph out break. And they wipe out the rival hive(s). Because fuck that competition. Accidentally winning the gratitude and service of what's left of humanity in the process. More interestingly actually finding out what the other half of the Cybermorph CNA lineage comes from. Nana Galvatron certainly wants to know.

And runing into the Predators/Yautja, what would that even look like? Their whole social standing is based on hunting worthy prey. And they consider Xenomorphs from humans as the most valuable/highest status prey to hunt. If they fuck around with Megatron, they will find out!

Oooh. That's an interesting one. The cybermorphs have long since begun to spread by the time they make it to earth: they're easily marked as the universe's dominant species. They can dispatch typical xenomorphs with ease: they're everything they are, after all, but better. Bigger, stronger, faster, with the added edge of being incomprehensibly intelligent. As scary as the xenomorphs are, at the end of the day, they are just animals. The cybermorphs wouldn't have any issue with them.

Though part of me thinks the cybermorphs might find them cute. They'd be like distant, primitive relatives, like humans vs. lemurs or other small primates and mammals. Go back far enough snd they share ancestry, and the little ones are purely instinctual. Some cybermorphs may keep them as exotic pets XD

But yes, the humans are very grateful. They're of course very unsure about the cybermorphs: they're the same monsters but much larger and more dangerous. Their being sentient doesn't do anything to soothe those fears. But the humans aren't in any real danger, inherently: they're far too small to be used as proper incubators (unless we decide to make minicon morphs, in which case yeah, maybe). And earth can't exactly make them leave: the xenomorph outbreak has decimated their weaponry, their government, pretty much everything: they're not organized enough to chase them away even if they did have the means to do so. While cybermorphs are techno-organic and can digest carbon-based fuel, they much prefer energon as a whole. Which can be synthesized by harnessing the earth's sun, so their fuel needs likely won't push them to hunt humanity, either. Whichever queen has landed on earth decides to take over the subterranean sections of the planet, leaving the humans to their own devices and promising protection from the xenos--after all, no competition can be allowed. This planet is squishy and warm and perfect for laying eggs; so long as the humans don't try to get in the way, they can keep the surface.

The rest of the solar system is probably being used too. Imagine a hive setting up in Jupiter's frozen oceans, or on the sunbaked red plains of Mars. They also probably import the incubator livestock and set up farms, though maybe not on earth itself. They've learned through trial and error that letting self-aware creatures know of other self-aware creatures being kept in such a manner oft leads to ruffled feathers.

As for the Predators... idk if they'd view cybermorphs as proper prey, because they're not fully organic. As naturally occurring cyborgs, would they be considered something worth hunting? Or would their brains basically being computers put them off? Idk anything about them and probably never will, so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but, if they do try to hunt cybermorphs, they're very much going to be curb stomped and eaten. They fucked around and found out and paid the ultimate price. You can't hunt something like a cybermorph. They always know where you are. They always know your next move. They will always find you. They will trap you, and they will eat you.

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How can you support zoos????

So, I didn't expect to speak about this for long enough to need a tl;dr.

I did.

Tl;dr: I support zoos that prioritise the safety and welfare of the animals, that follow the guidelines on keeping them in captivity created by people who study the animals, ones where everyone who works there genuinely care for the animals under their care. If the zoo exists solely to appeal to people, not to care for animals that need it, that I cannot ever support. And, everything has pros and cons, everything is political to some extent.

By no means do I support every single one. But, if the animals are put first, before the visitors, that's what I support, taking care of the animals.

The most common complaint is the enclosures being too small.

Yes, that is a major issue WHERE THEY ARE TOO SMALL.

I have visited a lot of different zoos and conservation sites and wildlife parks for a variety of reasons, I've been asked about new plants for new enclosures before the enclosures are designed, I've given talks on plants and animals native to the rainforest, when I was a child, I helped my father's talks on insects, I have seen a lot of different places and I have watched some of them evolve over time.

The issue of "too small" crops up most often in cities, where zoos were originally built by the richest of the rich to show off these exotic animals they'd brought from abroad, but many places are no longer like that.

My local wildlife park, in the plains near Gandhava Ville, has a section dedicated to the story of one polar bear from Snezhnaya that spawned the creation of the zoo. The polar bear was chained up in the owner's garden and taken on a parade into the river, dragged through a port river instead of anything that they could reasonably swim in.

A different zoo that had been around for a long time still has their original penguin enclosure within the grounds, but doesn't keep anything in it. It was probably about the same area as an average room, but an oval shape, and would have hosted ~20 penguins, with no obvious way of cooling it.

During my childhood, I heard about things like this and I could not possibly fathom why anybody would think that was a safe thing to do; a good way to treat animals.

But, things aren't like that any more, not everywhere, at least, like it was back then.

We understand animals more now, we don't use "exotic animals" as a way to flaunt our wealth, most places are not owned by a specific singular person any more. There are laws on how small is too small. Many places are constantly expanding, but not to take more animals, to make the current enclosures better for the ones they already have, and those old enclosures are often removed, not given a different animal.

I understand why people don't like the concept of captivity. No enclosure will be capable of emulating the territory they would have in the wild, especially predators, which can have massive hunting grounds. Animals may be kept in groups much smaller than they would be in in the wild. That drastically limits their social development, if it's something relevant to the species.

But, just like people aren't inherently evil, neither are our actions.

As part of my job, I have found many "pets" that would be considered zoo or wildlife park animals were kept in horrendous conditions because their owners simply didn't know how to take care of them because they weren't a dog or a cat. I once found someone trying to keep marmosets in an apartment.

There is still a high trade for exotic pets because people will always be curious. People will always want to have what they believe they can't. And I don't blame them, there are many animals I would LOVE to have as a pet, but I don't because I know I am not equipped to care for it. Animals kept like that are very unlikely to survive in the wild and that's where sanctuaries are beautiful. If the animal was released to the wild, they would probably die, but in captivity, they get to continue to live, often with treatment for things that have happened to them.

There are species that would be completely extinct now, but aren't because there are some in captivity.

But, I know a very major worry, related directly to something that happened at Gandharva's.

The animals are in enclosures. They cannot leave the enclosures.

What if there's a disaster?

In the wild, if there's a flood, or a fire, or a mudslide, or an earthquake, or anything, the animals can go elsewhere until they can safely return.

But not if they're inside an enclosure.

The forest rangers in Gandharva Ville are directly involved with the zoo in the plains, it's even got the same name. We have taken animals that need rehabilitation to them, sometimes they have to stay for the rest of their lives, but most of them return to the wild when safe to. We have helped with release of animals bred in breeding programs for endangered species.

A more recent area was the monsoon forest, part of a larger new area of "the islands", featuring different areas of an island group, as it implies. It had an open fly aviary, which you could walk through before entering an area for reptile tanks, insects, arachnids, fish, you could view the indoor enclosure for the variety of primates. Because it was the main location for small animals, there were thousands of animals in it. Even without the insects, there were still hundreds. It had probably the largest number of animals of each section of the zoo. A bunch of us volunteered there on our days off, a lot of us gave talks, it was a common day out for the children.

I think 4 years ago, it erupted into flames.

It was devastating.

But, it could have been much worse, because the zoo is built around the idea of putting animals first. Which means the people who work there think like that. They think about the safety of the animals first.

If they didn't, like most zoos used to, they definitely would have lost more than they did, there is no doubt about that, the only doubt is how many more. Personally, I think they would have lost all of them if they weren't an animals first zoo.

I believe it was at some point in the night, when just the night & security staff were present. The roof was the first thing to go. Most staff were elsewhere, because they weren't meant to be in the monsoon forest at that point. Most of them didn't find out by seeing the fire. Most of them found out by receiving a message of "the monsoon forest is on fire".

The primates had their doors closed because it was the night. Immediately, the staff opened the doors so the primates could all get out and get to the furthest part of their outdoor enclosures, to safety. The birds in the aviary that could fly flew out at their first chance. Those that couldn't, were picked up carrying as many as the staff could at once and hand carried out. Eggs and chicks were collected as quickly as possible. The insects were picked up and put in those transfer pots, then taken outside. Venomous animals originally had to wait for their handlers to arrive, to prevent them getting scared by a random stranger picking them up, but it got to a point where it was too dangerous to wait and some animals like snakes were given something small to eat before being picked up, in hope that it would make them less scared and less likely to attack the person carrying them, before being given to their handlers the second they arrived. I believe they had to give up waiting for proper aid for the scorpions, and just hold them in falconry gloves to prevent the stinger reaching the person. They lost all of the fish, unfortunately, because the tanks were built into the building, there was no way to move them and they couldn't get substitute tanks prepared fast enough.

Even when it was no longer safe for people to enter, they were still going in to try and save as many animals as they could.

Many of the small species died and they lost a lot of the medium species. It's weighed on everyone ever since. There were many rare species that lost significant numbers, it was something that could have happened in the wild, but likely not to the severe extent.

But the staff did everything they could and more. Because they care about the animals. If it was like the zoos that suffer most of the criticism, ones that don't care for the animals, don't provide what they need, can even cause them harm, this would not have happened. Many more would have died.

Somewhere that would just let their animals die, I cannot support.

But most places are not like that. We are not parading polar bears through the street.

But I will not pretend I'm an expert on animals. I can't look at an enclosure and know if it's right for that animal. But I can look at stuff and think that it feels right, that it doesn't feel restrictive.

When you get down to it, everything is political, including this, the environment. There will always be people who think blank should not exist, who think blank should be done in a certain way, and it will affect how the nation is reflected upon.

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huge pet care rant under the cut bc im passionate

my take on exotic pets (and pets in general) is that, as a general rule, if u can genuinely take care of all of their needs (see: dietarily, socially, environmentally, developmentally, etc), then its probably okay for you to take care of it

HOWEVER, the vast majority of people will NEVER be able to take care of exotic animals due to monetary and environmental limitations, and there is often actually no real reason TO get an exotic pet instead of a regular domesticated one outside of entirely selfish reasons, which will almost always automatically make an animal’s care subpar

how many acres of land would someone need to give a lion the space it deserves? how much money would you need to sink into its vet care? its food? its enrichment? lions are social creatures, are you going to get it a whole pride too? how are you going to emulate the temperature of its natural habitat over such a large space? are you going to respect the fact that it’s a large predator and therefore should be interacted with very minimally, and always with proper safeguards? at that point, why even take it out of its natural habitat? what do you have to gain by claiming you ‘own’ this wild animal? because you love it? if you really do love it, why not leave it where it is most happy? why not just get a regular housecat that you can keep in your home and pet without the risk of being mauled to death? 

and you know what........ i said get a housecat, but controversial take, but i think lots of people shouldnt even be getting regular pets like cats and dogs either

loving an animal is not the same as being able to take care of it. pets are a huge time and money sink, no matter what kind, and it doesnt matter how much you love them, love won’t stop them from becoming unhealthy from unintentional neglect

if you truly love animals, you need to reflect on whether or not you will actually be able to take care of their every need. if you can’t, you need to take a step back and understand that people are not entitled to pets. they are living beings who are wholly dependent on you for their health, safety, and happiness. like kids, you really shouldn’t get one unless you’re positive this is a commitment you are ready and willing to make

i love animals. i also know i’m not in a place to be getting one. getting one when you know your care would be subpar is a completely selfish act, and it’s why i can’t stand the people who get exotic pets (or any pets for that matter) just for clout or strictly because they’re cute

if you’re not prepared to do every single task required of you as a pet owner, why own that pet in the first place? i think when it comes to animals, people often conflate love with a selfish desire to own something cute or interesting. i don’t blame you for wanting a cool animal. but it’s important to understand that just because you want something, doesn’t mean you should necessarily have it

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One of my favorite introductions to terrarium pets, is the Digest for the Successful Terrarium from 1989, penned by Richard D. Bartlett for the Tetra Press imprint. Bartlett is a prolific author in the field of exotic animal care in the home, and Tetra Press is, of course, the print media imprint of the aquarium products manufacturer, Tetra. Who pimp their own produce throughout, what is in my humble opinion, one of the better introductions to reptile and amphibian care for lay amateurs.

Since I have started this aquarium related blog, I have pondered creating content about terrarium pets as well. I have certainly cared for all the traditional 'orders' of reptiles except the tuataras, and all three 'orders' of amphibians, as well as tarantulas, scorpions, land crabs and other arthropods. But I stick so far to coverage of aquatic and amphibious fauna, as related to the terrarium. Small though it is, the Digest feels most focused on aquatic and amphibious 'herps' - interestingly, no arthropods are featured - with the desert reptiles occupying only a minority of the pages.

People forget often that the commonly used word 'aquarium', actually started as short for an 'aquatic terrarium' - though arguably this is a inaccurate etymology, when aquaria have no terrestrial area. In any case the word has been with us since the Victorians, who made aquarium ownership fashionable.

Between the terrarium and the aquarium, exists the paludarium, riparium, or aquaterrarium. Or as Bartlett labels them, the semi-aquatic terrarium. Very often people without experience or naturalists knowledge, feel inspired to start a paludarium system, especially one with a waterfall and maybe a fog machine. Unfortunately these plans usually fail for elementary reasons.

Bartlett also discusses the 'turtle aquarium' by which he means a standard aquarium with a low water level, and decor arranged so that amphibious turtles may emerse themselves and bask. Correctly he mentions that adult turtles of many freshwater species, outgrow standard aquarium sizes and require something more like a garden or greenhouse pond.

The pages on aquarium denizens are brief introductions, accompanied as one would expect, by photographic imagery. Most of the aquatic species featured are, predictably, amphibians such as aquatic caecilians, sirens and amphiumas or 'congo eels', and pipid frogs.

Hymenochirus is introduced as distinct from the related but larger Xenopus, with which it was and is often confused. Bartlett writes boldly that Hymenochirus are too small to be dangerous to most (presumably adult) fishes. Be that as it may, there have been incidents of predation attempts on fishes, and I have seen one individual choked to death after misjudging an Otocinclus catfish as potential prey

Oddly the North American newt genus Notophthalmus is treated as an aquatic salamander, whereas the Asian genus Cynops is listed as semi-aquatic a few pages later. The reasoning is a curious piece of false information, because both genera are well suited to aquarium and aquaterrarium environments. I suspect that during editing, Bartlett confused text about Taricha rivularis with that about Cynops pyrrhogaster. (Though most newts traded are C. orientalis.)

Bartlett features genus Bombina as aquatic amphibians, whilst conceding they aren't strictly aquatic at all. Why? Because they will sit happily of floating plants such as water sprite. Curiously he claims that contact with Bombina sp. is toxic to all other amphibian species, although their wild toxicity actually depends on what prey is in their diet.

Beyond the expected featuring of a few turtle species, together with nodding his head to an old panic about salmonellosis, Bartlett also includes within his pages, a few aquatic and amphibious squamates. It was in fact rare then, to see much thought given to the file snake genus, Acrochordus, as aquarium inhabitants.

When they were featured in pet reptile texts, Acrochordus sp. were surrounded by wrongful information, such as their supposed requirement for live prey. In fact file snakes are well documented to consume fish carrion in the wild.

A. javanicus, however, is not physiologically adapted to life in saltwater, as is suggested by Bartlett. There is a congeneric species, A. granulatus, that is native to mangrove swamps and other coastal habitats, and has become physiologically adapted to excreting excess salt through oral salt glands.

This innovation is parallel to that of other marine snake clades, and independently qualifies them as true sea reptiles, in combination with their strongly aquatic lifestyle, and membership in aquatic food webs. Bartlett correctly points out that most 'aquatic' snakes are in fact amphibious, and they must be cared for as such, in an appropriately semi-aquatic environment

Moving from the aquarium to the aquaterrarium, Bartlett features the genus Tylotriton as the emperor or mandarin newts, although this genus is not a member of the newt subclade of salamanders. The brief entry is memorable, unfortunately, for its misinformation about their lifestyles.

Unlike the smaller true newt Cynops, which Bartlett suggests as a model for Tylotriton care, Tylotriton is a more terrestrial animal. Although they can and do feed in newt style, by suction, when they are in the water. While Tylotriton sp. are apt for the amphibious terrarium, they are not suitable for the aquarium, unlike the popular Cynops sp.

Also recommended by Bartlett for the semi-aquatic terrarium, are the stunning tiger salamander, Ambystoma tigrinum, and fire salamander, Salamandra salamandra. Both species need no more than a water dish in which they can almost submerge, but which they must also be easily able to exit.

For example, it's sides must not be too smooth and slippery, if these land animals might drown due to depth. Truth be told, adults of Salamandra and Ambystoma are terrestrial animals, and it is not really appropriate to view them as semi-aquatic species. Whereas curiously Bartlett omits to introduce us to those popular, aquatic relatives of Tylotriton, the sharp-ribbed newts of genus Pleurodeles.

Curiously given that Bartlett does not mention large freshwater turtles such as New World snapping turtles, on the grounds that they outgrow aquariums, he does feature a mid-sized crocodilian, the spectacled caiman. A reasoning might be popular demand, since they were common in US pet stores at the time. But a similar argument would have justified the inclusion of certain big, freshwater turtles most commonly traded.

Despite its popularity in the pet reptile trade, the spectacled caiman, Caiman crocodylus, is not at all the smallest crocodilian species. Pet spectacled caimans will eventually require a room-sized terrarium with a suitably large and conveniently drainable pool, complete with a plug and hidden plumbing. Accommodating even the smaller sized dwarf caimans (Palaeosuchus sp.) and dwarf crocodiles (Osteolaemus sp.) would require a room sized environment

A room sized, zoo style enclosure also best befits the basilisks or Jesus Christ lizards, genus Basiliscus, which are relatives of the chameleons and the herbivorous iguanas. In their case the reason is their skittish nature, especially if they are placed in new, unfamiliar surroundings.

Basilisks can fortunately share this space with other species, and for this reason are popular in zoo mixed exhibits. I have seen them share happily with matamata turtles, river stingrays, and other South American freshwater life. The basilisk uses the space overhead whilst fish and other water animals use the space submerged. Yet their large mouths enable them to consume various smaller animals as prey.

Although they are not really amphibious, juvenile basilisks are apt denizens for the spacious aquaterrarium, alongside turtles and other animals they will not think are prey. Their habit is to sit upon branches, so they will not conflict often with aquatic or terrestrial animals of similar size

Basilisks, sailfin lizards, and water dragons live by the waterside, and escape threats by diving into the water. Although their 'prehistoric' sails might resemble the dorsal fins of fishes, they actually limit the swimming of these lizards because,unlike the dermal skeletons of fish fins, they are dorsal processes of the vertebrae and extensive musculature is attached to their bases, holding their backbones relatively rigid.

Basilisks are also famous for the peculiar behavior, of running bipedally on the water surface to escape their own predators. A behavior that is not only unexpected and surreal, but evokes mighty Mesozoic dinosaurs in the imagination. Such evasive measures are not unique to basilisks among the lizards, but it is unusual enough to make them famous for it.

Another page features the anguimorph genus Shinisaurus, then a singular species but now recognized as a species complex. These, again, are lizards that live by the waterside and consume mainly terrestrial prey. When they are disturbed, Shinisaurus will take refuge in the water they live beside. A tendency in zoos today, is to cohabit Shinisaurus with salamanders of the aforementioned genus Tylotriton.

What book featuring forest terrariums, would be complete without at least one of the dart frogs? Famous for the high toxicity of certain Phyllobates species, it is actually their beauty, small size, and peaceful dispositions, that give them appeal to the amphibian fancier. It is possible to cohabit a few species of dart frogs together, in a suitably sized rainforest terrarium.

They might share with other amphibians, small lizards, and in an amphibious setting, diminutive fishes. Yet although they can swim, they do not swim well, and must be considered as land animals. By this I mean that any aquatic zone in their aquaterrarium must be calculated entirely additional to their own spatial demands.

And it must be easy for them to leave the water once they go in, ideally due to a gentle gradient of substrate. The water depth need only be shallow, and ideally it should not be very deep. This problematises the idea of cohabiting dart frogs with numerous schooling fishes, such as tetras.

A number of small, pretty lizards turn up in the pet trade, such as day geckos and anoles. Not requiring much space in captivity, they are in some demand as terrarium pets. Often people attempt to house them in amphibious terrariums, and this can work out well indeed, although they do not habitually swim and must easily be able to leave any water zone.

The key to their appropriateness,and that of arboreal frogs, is that they live above the ground and water level, on the walls and sides of their home, or on wood decor. This means that their spatial needs do not inherently compete with those of the aquatic denizens, as do those of ground living reptiles and frogs.

However their excretions will enter the water below through the force of gravity, thus creating strain on the biological filtration, and lowering it's carrying capacity for fish and other aquatic animals. Live foods will also drown, or otherwise end up decomposing in the water. Where possible, lizards in such settings should be adjusted to consuming non-living prey.

Phelsuma sp. are of interest in this regard, because of their readiness to consume soft fruits, and artificially mixed nectar substitutes. Although all of the day geckos consume animal prey, they are particularly easy to get to accept dried foods, by associating them with sweet, fruity items.

Much the same may be said of arboreal frogs, as of small, arboreal lizards. Although it makes feeding time a little more time consuming, it is possible to feed frogs with non-moving items using tweezers. The benefit of taking time to do this, is again that unconsumed food will not end up in the aquarium water.

Many frogs are reluctant to eat dead food that is not wriggled, because motion helps them to judge the size and number of food items. This doesn't mean they are unable to see objects that aren't moving, only that they are hardwired by evolution to see motion as tasty. As indeed so some salamanders.

Snakes are not the animals on people's minds, when people think about insectivorous reptiles. Yet North America has a number of snake species that consume non-vertebrate prey animals. Most often encountered of these in the pet trade, are the green snakes of the genus Opheodrys.

Strangely Bartlett presents another genus of 'small woodland snake', Diadophis, as such an insectivore. Au contraire, snakes of this genus are known to also consume salamanders and other small tetrapods, including the juveniles of other snake species. Compared to other works of Bartlett's, the text of this Digest contains some strange and unbecoming errors.

Right after this curious misinformation, the text moves into the desert terrarium, home of species from xeric lands, such as leopard geckos, collared lizards, and chuckwallas. For reasons of humidity in a small space, such species cannot really be housed in the aquaterrarium. Although of course, they are fascinating animals in their own right. In my view, desert animals and plants are less suited to the glass terrarium, due to issues of humidity and ventilation.

Following the introduction to the xeric terrarium, comes an introduction to vivaria with sliding doors. Although people often assume a paludarium requires a production line fish tank, because it contains water, there are obvious benefits to a custom built, sliding door design. Sliding doors make the environment inside more accessible to its caretaker, and less opportunity for escape is presented to climbing animals, than when lifting the lid.

Just as certain fish and turtles may be housed in outdoor ponds, so too can terrestrial reptiles and amphibians, be accommodated in an outside reptiliary, climate permitting. (Or a fernery, as Bartlett calls it ) He only mentions this in passing, however, and he doesn't mention the possibility of outdoors tropical houses and heated greenhouses, as are built or converted and maintained by bird and butterfly enthusiasts