#Or getting beat up but WINDOW

[panstovoid]

Feeling bored might throw Leo around, as a treat.

[pain-is-too-tired]

Will: *coming in* Uh-Lee,guess who's here.

Lee: Who-?

Will: your..husband?

Lee: I don't have a husband,call Argus.

Luke: *coming in behind Will* Your ex-husband.

Lee:...I'll call Argus.

[kaeyachi]

Diluc comes across a portal that traps him in an AU where Mondstadt continued to keep their monarchy, and in that world, he is apparently the prince and next in line for the throne.

And YAY Crepus is alive as their king, but the next person to tell Diluc that he needed to sit up straight and use the correct utensils instead of whatever he felt like, he will start stabbing them with one of the 3 knives on the dinner table.

(it was Kaeya, and he didn't have the heart to stab him, so he's back to moping and planning a way to go back home)

[sunderwight]

Need a HOTD AU where Alicent just keeps having girls, and incidentally prevents a succession crisis because Daemon just keeps burning too many bridges to make a viable bid for the throne.

[qcomicsy]

Lately I'm reaching such a level of upset and anxiety that I'm starting to get why Spider-Man gets out in the middle of the night to beat up people

[strawberrycamel]

ninjago seabound hurts. so much. what the fuck

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

i thought it was funny

[pemguims]

pls.....pls...i just want to pirate photoshop....is that too much to ask,.....plsease...pelas.e...

[callixton]

ELIOTTT :((( eliot talking to nate abt the person he was before he was a killer….. goddd. OH ELIOT CONSIDERING DOING THE KILLING FOR HIM. OKAY!

[nexus-nebulae]

just realised that the first media we consumed that made us REALLY sympathetic for the monster was that fucking point and click Mystery Case Files Ravenhearst game. bc that entire game i was legitimately fucking TERRIFIED of the ghost lady in that game but the second i found out her husband was abusive i doubled down on trying to help her escape. and the ending of that game Did make me cry out of fear but hey at least i did in fact help her escape

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

butting heads with the local dsa chapter bc they don't support ranked choice voting lol

[batsplat]

just out of curiosity, who do you think will win the title next year

uh. well you'd have to make marc the strong favourite, assuming he remains physically fit, and there's a decent chance it's not particularly competitive. has kinda answered any remaining questions you might have had of him after the summer break (except for the qualifying thing, but tbh at this point my stance is he'll never be the qualifier he was in his prime but it'll still be good enough). can still dominate on his day, still has the mixed conditions magic dust, can perform reliably well whatever the circumstances. this latest win was less 'important' than aragon since he just needed to get across the line once before the season ended to rebuild his confidence, but it was his most impressive. prime marc's MO was just sort of consistency-ing his way to the title while losing a few dramatic duels to his title rivals at his weaker tracks, which feels a reasonable-ish expectation for next year. ... actually, yeah, I did answer a similar-ish question back in june:

I mean obviously you wouldn't expect it to happen again at aragon, but y'know. the point stands. basically if pecco is in a last lap duel with marc at mugello or assen or something, he's probably in serious trouble even if he wins

on pecco's side, I've been consistent in rating him highly as a rider, but like. obviously he's got to have a cleaner season next year than this current one, which I still think he's capable of but u kinda have to see him do it. do also still think there is something to the idea that it's just easier to make mistakes for all riders in the current version of the sport, which is something marc himself has spoken about and we might continue to see from him even on better machinery. plus, there are quite literally fifty million races now so we still need to see how tidy a title campaign it's even possible to put together under those circumstances. but also, y'know, marc's one of the best to ever do it - so pecco might have a great season and get beaten anyway. obviously I hope it'll be competitive! we just don't know yet how both riders - especially pecco - adapt to the gp25, though ofc it's not great news for pecco (and indeed for the viewers) that this michelin front tyre saga is dragging on. we'll see

and, yeah. obviously I would love for ktm and aprilia to suddenly make a step out of nowhere to get some more riders into the title battle, but if we're being honest I don't think anyone really expects them to be at that level yet in 2025. you have to hope they're a little bit better at least, but you have to hope that every year. not even gonna dignify the other two manufacturers by mentioning them by name in this post. maybe in 2026

[phoenixcatch7]

What I'd really love to see is a svsss au where shen yuan had the immense powers from saiki k.

Like, svsss is already a romcom of a guy shunted into a fantasy world with meta knowledge and immense power for no reason apart from 'make a happy ending' as a fairly thick veneer over an absolute hot mess of a tragedy with a happy ending, red flags galore, complete with a protagonist completely removed from the concept of romance and resigned to his fate of being abandoned by the people around him because of the circumstances he was 'born' into, but he's funny about it.

The disastrous life of saiki k is a fast paced crack comedy about a guy granted immense power for no reason with meta knowledge of the world as a thick veneer over something a little darker and traumatic with a happy ending, complete with a protagonist completely removed from the concept of romance and resigned to being ignored by the people around him because of the circumstances he was born into, but he's hilarious about it.

Now I don't think it should be a 1-1 transplant of saiki to the svsss world, but to imagine an sy with those powers who didn't manage to find loyal friends, who moved out to live alone as soon as possible to avoid issues with his powers, who gravitated to web novels because of their regular updates as opposed to being constantly spoiled for books with finished endings. An sy who despite his ridiculous levels of power died alone in a stupid way and woke up in a world filled with people who also had immense and varied powers, dealing with the prospect of immortality when his own powers are still constantly growing and interfering with his life, but be silly about it.

I want to see a sy with telepathy still failing to understand what lbhs deal is because of his own denial, a sy with the power to crush mountains with a finger trying not to blow down walls with a sneeze because someone put him on a mountain FILLED with plants in SPRING, an sy who deleted an entire country from the planet aged four trying to dodge overly enthusiastic maidens he keeps saving because he doesn't want to steal from the protagonist and also no, lady, please. Shen yuan sitting in the water prison absolutely deadpan as people try and scare him with 10 iq stories about the acid waterfalls. An sy who hares around the peak trying to avoid being spotted on valentines day as he redirects unwanted admirers and improves his disciples dates just so they can all have a good day.

An sqh who really, honestly truly doesn't know how pidw was made real, honest!! All he could do was see ghosts! It's not his fault the story he wrote to make rent turned into all of this!! But because you're here can you pretty please make some ice, I'm in desperate need of air con and my king hasn't showed up in weeks!

Sqq and sqh playing telepathic chess during boring meetings and sqq leaving him to suffer when sqh is asked a question even though he himself knows the answer.

Lbh trying everything to get shizuns attention and discovering his total weakness to his cooking. Like, will let you cheat in class levels of bribery.

Sqq stalking dourly through fields of aphrodisiac plant because he's raised his body temperature high enough to burn out any pollen before it gets too close and the system just despairing at getting this man to do something interesting.

Cat!sqq transforming back as fast as he can because he's got a meeting in half an hour and having to rush around trying to find something to cover the cat ears he didn't manage get rid of.

Shen qingqiu pulling out his limiters and dropping the mask to reveal a deity in the shape of a man, something crafted purely of psychic energy and burning fury, determined to hold maigu ridge together and keep the realms apart with his will alone, to save luo binghe if it killed him again. A shining aura stretching miles, glowing like a star, halting the earthquake with his bare hands.

Sqq seeing a bug and freaking out so hard he teleports to the northern demon realm and lands in a slushy pond, and sqh nearly giving him away because of how hard he's laughing.

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Windows 11 makes me feel like my computer is talking down to me and I have literally no other way to describe it

[meymeyzart]

cry for help

[the-acid-pear]

I genuinely forget constantly how bad FNAF is as a story holy fuck like I've put YEARS into this game (granted with a gap in between but still) and heard so many theories and I still don't know jack shit and neither do the most dedicated fans bc many details are still up on the air it's beautiful. I hope it gets truly solved someday tho my ass will be spinning on its grave if we don't get at least a proper motivation on why willy got silly with it