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nando161mando · 8 months ago

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One year=two minutes

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apostatefeverdream · 2 months ago

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going absolutely fucking insane over solas dragonage. he used to be a spirit. he was meant to be bisexual. he hates tea but still drinks it. he murdered the two people he loved most in the world. he pissed magic once (maybe). he pondered an orb. he played strip poker with blackwall. he sundered the fade from the waking world. he created the blight. he sent bitchy letters to elgar'nan. he's great at chess but then lost to a random named after a chess piece. he co-parented a spirit. he murdered the other co-parent. he speaks in iambic pentameter. he imagines the sight of you being dominated would be fascinating. he ghosted his ex for a year and then yanked their arm off. he loves frilly cakes. his greatest fear is dying alone. he's bald.

#i am a wild pendulum swinging between the 8 minute solas punching dai speedrun and 2 hr long the full solavellan story youtube videos #that's my cringefail wet cat malewife #that's my sworn enemy toxic ex #also yes ik that it was *two* years not one and yes ik that it's not technically pentameter pls let me live #solas #datv spoilers #veilguard spoilers #dragon age the veilguard

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evercelle · 1 year ago

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hold that heart close... happy birthday, wanderer!!

#genshin impact #wanderer #scaramouche #ever makes art #i finished this drawing two minutes too late... clown emoji #HAPPY BIRTHDAY WANDERER you have so very many painful years behind you but infinitely more hopeful ones ahead

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sunderwight · 11 days ago

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Bingyuan where Luo Bingge, after many fruitless attempts, finally manages to find a world where:

-The Nice Shizun (who he now knows to be Shen Yuan) is there

-Hasn't died from anything yet

-Doesn't already have a Luo Binghe

-Isn't seriously entangled with anyone else either

Enter 52 year old twice divorced silver fox Shen Yuan, who has only just recently come to terms with his homosexuality (after two marriages have imploded over various factors pertaining to it), and is fending off helpful advice from his sweet & encouraging teenage daughter (who is convinced her dad needs someone to look after him before she heads off to college).

#svsss #bingqiu #bingyuan #shen yuan #luo binghe #pidw luo binghe #bingge having a bit of a crisis because he's never been more attracted to anyone before in his life #shen yuan meanwhile still read pidw like thirty years ago #man takes one look at luo binghe and after the two minutes his weird brain needs to process the situation #is just like WAIT I have a TEENAGE DAUGHTER and immediately starts trying to shove him back into the dimensional rift he came from #luo binghe: i have come in search of my true love #shen yuan: no the fuck you have not

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secretsimpleness · 6 months ago

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Sometimes I want to bring Morrigan but then I remember I play as a face-tanking rogue and I bring Wynne. Warden Cousland, Morrigan, Wynne / Dragon Age Origins (c) Bioware

#dragon age #dragon age fan art #comic #morrigan #warden cousland #healer #bioware #dao #dragon age origins #hero of ferelden #cousland #wynne #I'm back. I guess.#I did not notice at first but apparently I took a break from tumblr. I've already had several breakdowns over the dashboard.#(turns out I was on the 'for you' tab rather than the 'following' tab. the theme had changed as well. absolutely insufferable.)#I've felt really unconnected for a while but it actually feels better now? as if my tumblr mutuals was the missing link.#very healthy and hot of me ngl #so. I had a two week holiday this year and they were instantly slurped up. it went so fast!#there was this big football thing the week before my holiday - basically teams of teens come from all around the world to play etc.#I heard a girl tell her teammates that 'I'd love to travel on this bus every morning; happy people all around you; just add some music...'#she was also very excited when the bridge opened. the 'happy people' around her sighed bitterly and leaned back for a ten minute wait.#it is thankfully over now. the bus home is no longer stuffed full of football teams. but it's a fun experience for the players etc etc etc #well. in other thrilling news I went to spy on our sister shops during my time off. to see what they do differently. maybe steal some ideas #one store was like an instagram post with fancy teacups and stylish outfits. who knew a second-hand store could be so boring.#the other was like a man-cave with furniture and a passively-aggressive note by the toys stating that 'if u break it u pay. idiot. tnx<3'.#the man-cave was my favourite :)#rant over now! take care and bye etc!

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soupysundae · 7 months ago

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#luo binghe #shen qingqiu #sha hualing #mobei jun #shang qinghua #bingqiu #scumbag self saving system #scum villian self saving system #svsss #svsss fanart #myart #soupysundaeart #svsssaction #i finally have the opportunity to rant about my thought process and a few of the details but hey #hi if u saw this first on insta and on twitter #but first of all #those border things are specifically zhuzhi-lang’s snakes cute tongue and all was poking out but it doesnt even matter cause theyre covered #almost all texts were handwritten #the toucan touch was a last minute addition as my friends were somewhat with me halfway through making this drawing #“haha there’s two cans on vc because he’s sharing screen of its progress” and then they send multiple toucan pics on the gc #pelt them with rocks #if you think this formating seems somewhat familiar its because i was inspired by a tgcf magazine #orginally the oval at the top right was supposed to be a portion for sqq’s “reaction” to luo binghe coming 2 years earlier #the number 24? my favorite number. no it doesn’t align with the chapter number luo binghe comes back in the novel #the repetition of “next” was accidental. i repeated next twice at first and i said might as well take it a step further and add another one #then the mourning mourning blah text was just to fill up the space #i am so incredibly smart (never)#this binghe is somewhat smaller than the insta and twit post cause i just realized he kinda bothered me so #sucks cause i spotted the error hours later the art posts and it was too late to repost again #but its ok im fine with it (im not)

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deoidesign · 6 months ago

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Doing master studies the only way I know how: Stealing them and making them my guys.

(Barberini Faun)

(The Fallen Angel - Alexandre Cabanel)

(Covent Garden - William Bruce Ellis Rankin)

#obviously. not actually theft...#i was gonna say these are public domain but covent garden actually isnt yet #it will be. in two years.#thats the most different one though like i added a whole new guy..#maybe not the most different. barberini faun is pretty different i just took the post #pose #its barely even a study. thats not true #but. what was i saying.#oh its not theft it's study... the purpose is to learn!!! but also. if im gonna spend like 2 days on something...#its GONNA be my guys #otherwise. idk. i only want to spend 30 or so minutes per study #just to get the notes down and the practice for the skill im working on #i dont get all that much more out of completely rendering a master study. PERSONALLY.#at least definitely not enough to be worth taking 100x longer #but making them my characters makes it worth going all the way!!!#plus it's good practice w like. not just going 1:1 but actually genuinely interpreting whats there so i can manipulate it...#again. personally. this is just how i worm #WORK #youd better worm bitch #uhm... anyways yeah. ive done lots of study but why TF share it LMAO i dont even save it #its just to learn. ive got 1 million other drawings to save and look at later.#once the learning is done it's done its job and i have no need anymore #this is why the only studies i have are from school. i had to save and upload them #well. ok also i dont study as much now BUT in my defense im a full time artist #an hour or so a week is different ok im learning while working too.. i learned how to learn and i do it all the time now #master studies #digital art #my art #illustration #my ocs

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surreal-duck · 11 months ago

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I'll make myself look even cuter, so come find me, okay?

#woe. my blood sweat and tears poured into a barely a minute clip be upon ye #duck scribbles #arashi narukami #anzu #naruanzu #naruan #which one was it again ........#enstars #ensemble stars #thank you so so much to my good friend wheeze for editing it OTL ilysm i owe u my life #my neck hurts. my back hurts. my shoulders hurt but at least ive finally finished it after imagining it in my head for so long #you can take me out of my haniwa fixation but you cant take the haniwa out of me #kawaiiku nar[u]tai has played in my mind for over a year now #i think redrawing each background from the mvs took two times longer than actually drawing the characters help me

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m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e · 3 months ago

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I hope leftists who think they’re above voting for president or are voting for Jill Stein or whoever because it’s their stupid way of protesting the system feel good about themselves, especially if Trump wins partly because of your negligence 😍 I know you’re not doing shit to plan the proletarian revolution, especially before January, so you guys better not complain about something harming you that you didn’t even bother to try and change

(edit: changed the last part bc I wrote “…if life gets a lot worse for you” cause that does nottt sound right at all and I apologize for writing that)

#if you have the option to help make change and do nothing then that’s your fault #ah yes! taking absolutely no action! that'll show the corrupt two-party system!#I’m literally a leftist too I don’t like aligning with the democrat party either but like… what other choice do we have right now #why not just vote for the one who sucks less #also you do know Jill Stein and Rudolph Ware don’t give a fuck about you or any leftist issues right #like they’re literally just there to get in the way for people who are too dumb to realize they’re basically just handing a vote to Trump #sorry for my raging here we see that I am very nervous for this election lol #and i know i'm being dramatic i don't actually want life to get worse for anyone but like... if you're anti-trump but don't vote for kamala #you're basically just getting what you asked for #american politics #vote blue #us politics #i know trump supporters are the ones to be angrier with ofc but this type of people are really irritating too #breaking: 20-year-old chronically online tumblr user changes the minds of thousands last-minute by ranting (/s)

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broareweabouttoviberightnow · 25 days ago

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firm believer in darry who is constantly begging the boys for peace n quiet but is INSTANTLY paranoid the second he gets it

#last time he got five minutes of silence one boy ended up in the cooler one in the hospital n one on the roof #anytime hes home n 2 or more of the boys arent he walks around stricken #cannot enjoy a SECOND of r n r #bc he KNOWS his gang is full of chaos makers #they all come home n hes like thank GOD now i can RELAX #spoiler #he will not #bc his brothers are the rowdiest bitches known to man #one year on his birthday the boys asked him what he wanted #n he was like #for u all to sit perfectly silently in the living room where i know where u all are for five minutes #it did not happen #darry will never admit it #but the lack of his brothers laughing n fighting n acting a fool #was actually deeply unsettling to him #n he heaved the BIGGEST sigh #but was like FINE u can move #darry loves those little freaks #even tho he'll be gray before hes 30 #the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis #darry curtis #dallas winston #two bit mathews #johnny cade #steve randle

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felassan · 4 months ago

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#its been a rly weird (not in a bad way just different-weird hh) feeling/exp being behind on da stuff lately and not having been able to #follow it all or post about it all in totality or minute detail like usual (and for so long too)#but its been so worth it sjdkjfkfj #and the reason is. the other thing (i dont talk about it much here) that is my special interest is nature- especially plants and birds #and for ~three years or so now i have had this Dream of seeing a specific rare bird species in the wild #it can only be found in one region/habitat in one country in the world #i have tried to spot it before on previous attempts but wasn't able to find it #so tldr i've been on this Bird quest on the other side of the world #and this time.. i DID find it ouughh (⁠´⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠ω⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠｀⁠) and not only one example but they had a friend with them too!! TWO birbs #and AAAA im so happy i cant even begin to explain/express.. its a dream come true for me fr (｡•́︿•̀｡)#mj and the world #feels

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radiocmyk · 2 months ago

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Which song is your #6 or #14 or whatever isn't interesting to me; I wanna hear where in your list the first song from each of your top 5 artists shows up. Or the last one

#music talk #spotify wrapped #(starting a tag in case anyone doesn't care)#brave new world (starset)‚ stranger (seeming) and sunnyside (idkhow) are my 2–4 #but frost* is my number one artist and doesn't show up until milliontown at 32 #and blue stahli‚ which i actually do not understand being in my top 5 i didn't realize i listened that much tbh‚ is ultranumb at 38 #and ready aim fire at 63 and that's it. just those two. i guess it was more his broad discography i was into this year #last idkhow is downside (99)‚ frost* is numbers (90)‚ starset's degenerate (73) and seeming is the flock (82)#unless you count indomitus by ivardensphere (89) which is not by seeming but features the vocalist so they're credited as an artist #btw just to set the record straight milliontown is 27 minutes long and i listened to the entire thing start to finish every time i played i #i never skipped to or skipped any parts of it and somehow it ended up place 32 so that #is my disorder #unsubtly posts asking for certain songs just so *i* can talk about mine

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syn0vial · 1 year ago

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living in a country with nationalized healthcare after being raised in the US is just

> experience uncomfortable medical issue > leave it untreated for months or years bc it's "not serious enough" to warrant professional medical attention > it gets worse > finally go to a clinic > they ask me how long i've had this problem and i tell them how long > they look at me like i'm a fucking nutter, treat it in 5 minutes, and charge me $6 USD > i walk out feeling like the world's luckiest idiot

#crumb post #shout out to the time i almost let a skin infection become septic #literally the only reason i went to a clinic was bc my taiwanese coworker saw me limping and ORDERED me to go #god bless her fr #anyway just went to the dermatologist and he removed a painful callus that's been bugging me for the past two years #i was too embarrassed to tell him how long i'd left it untreated so i just told him one year #fixed it in like 2 minutes :`)#healthcare

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cain-e-brookman · 17 days ago

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Alright, so I finished my current read, (which I will not be counting on this challenge since I read most of it in 2024,) so I'm going to be starting @batmanisagatewaydrug's 2025 Book Bingo.

First up is for the 'In the Aughts' square, and I'm choosing Octavia Butler's Fledgling.

I've wanted to read more Butler since Wild Seed, and I got this two years ago to read on vacation, (along with Giovanni's Room by Baldwin, which I did finish,) and didn't get to. Now that I've freed myself from the Book Mines and reading no longer feels like work, it's time to pick this up again. I'll update this post with a review after I'm done!

#in my own words #octavia butler #fledgling #bookblr #2025 book bingo #i only read one and two thirds books last year #the first was Martyr! by Kaveh Akbar which i had preordered on my love of his poetry alone #that one is still rotating in my mind. i'm gnawing on it like a squeaky toy. so so good #and the other was The Wind Began to Howl by Laird Barron #which was a very odd read and has convinced me to read more Laird Barron #anyway #edit: HANG ON my vacation was TWO YEARS AGO??#i need a minute

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certifiedlibraryposts · 1 year ago

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i just got my library card renewed after a very long time - do you know what all i can do with it other than taking out books? because i know there's more things but i feel like it's a silly question to ask

Not at all, and welcome back to the library life! Your millage may vary based on which of these services your library has available, but here's a few things I know of off the top of my head that are pretty common:

The library might have CDs, movies, and even newspapers you can borrow as well

Libby, an app that uses your library card to borrow and download ebooks and audiobooks to enjoy on your mobile device or e-reader

Kanopy, a streaming service for TV shows and movies

Hoopla, which has a whole bunch of stuff like shows & movies, comics, and magazines

Your library might have a makerspace that gives you access to things like 3D printers, button makers, computers with a bunch of Adobe software, ect

Sometimes they host book clubs or other fun community events!

my "#library guides" tag also has a number of posts about services like these if you'd like some more info. Your library's website should also list what services they offer, and/or you could ask a librarian there. Have fun!

#library guides #last week i renewed a card at a library i hadnt been to in years too :] it was nice to go there again #but then. then i FUCKING lost it i have no idea where the fuck it went #they gave me TWO they gave me a card card and a little one for a keychain and theyre BOTH missing what the FUCK. send me finding them energ #Edit lmao i found them in my car like 20 minutes after scheduling this post peace and love on earth

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shannonsketches · 10 months ago

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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#dbtag #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

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