#Old Canadian Yaoi
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The cutest, in my opinion
People keep on talking about Poolverines’ metaphorical car sex, Hugh’s abb glance, and « Peanut » and « Bub » But you know what moment really got me? THAT ADORABLE ENDING! It was so meet-the-parent adjacent, so tender. In soft, fix-it Poolverine we trust 👊. THEY ARE LITERALLY ROOMATES NOW, YOUR HONOUR.
#wolverine#deadpool#poolverine#wolverpool#Still love Vanessa though- no shade#Old Man Canadian Yaoi warms my cold syrupy heart#Old Canadian Yaoi
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if fresh tv was smart enough they couldve made toned down and kid-friendly i have no mouth and i must scream references with mal locking up/gatekeeping his five headmates and punishing them in the headspace. the infamous AM hate speech but its mal lashing out at the rest. thinking about the video game adaptation specifically since to get the best ending each of the five prisoners has to overcome their fatal flaws/deal with their past and prove that humanity isnt dead
and the goddamn reset button being unguarded and shit implies that mal never expected the rest of the alters to cooperate, much less "sacrifice" themselves. of course in my imagined scenarios the button isnt real but im only mentioning it for the sake of overanalysis
#nat.txt#mikesys#micycle#malsickle#veetoe#svetka#canadian province aussie#old man yaoi#td mike#td mal#td vito#td svetlana#td manitoba#td chester
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Okay ill say it, ILL FUCKING SAY IT, House would be a better president for the US then any conservative current runner up. Okay yes he objectifies women and is a racist, but i’ll take a few micro aggressions over restablishing slavery or BEING LEGALLY BANNED FROM SAYING ‘sexual orientation’ .
#the orange man is who im talking about#guys this is a joke#house md#toxic old man yaoi#gregory house#hilson#malpractice md#medical malpractice#james wilson#im canadian
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aew’s always got this way of keeping its clutches in me. when im like ok i’m bored with the overall program now i think i’ll stop watching for a bit there’s just one or two things on the show i want to See so then when i watch i may as well stick around for the full thing
#veraposting#i understand the main attractions rn are okada and ospreay just kinda existing and just kinda having matches#and the canadian old man yaoi is also not really getting to me#and the tag tournament makes me want to cry. i fantasy booked brackets that were So Much Better
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DNI LIST!!!! tumblr users, gay people, men, twitter users, white people, anyone who can say a slur, trans people, family guy fans, people who have hands, black haired people, people who’s name starts with m, anyone who’s ever eaten a “hamburger”, lesbians, people named enn, pregnant people, anime fans, fortnite players, not pregnant people, women, people who have legs, nonbinary people, pepperoni pizza enjoyers, hand sanitizer, cis people, yaoi, people who aren’t white, youtube users, sky cotl players, bisexuals, british people, atticus, trans women, people who’s name starts with k, trans men, people over 18, capcut users, roblox players, enbies, discord users, cat owners, people who have ever sat in a chair, minors, minecraft players, asexuals, 13 year olds, allosexuals, proshippers, dead people, pansexuals, yuri, straight people, carbon, alive people, pressure fans, people who can see, cat owners, blind people, girls, 48 year olds, people under 13, toh fans, americans, amphibia fans, twitch users, europeans, gravity falls fans, english speaking people, demiboys, undertale fans, mcdonald’s employees, this emoji: 🦀, deltarune fans, intersex people, perisex people, aromantic people, people who like snow, antarcticans, brown haired people, alloromantic people, cats, people who like the color orange, people with good hearing, homeless people, polyamorous people, blue, people who drink orange juice unironically, german people, monogamous people, neurotypicals, pokemon fans, canva users, neurodivergents, furries, my friends, dog owners, people with adhd, 16 year olds, australians, people with a phone, gaehivians, gamestop employees, objectums, 19 year olds, people born in 1978, people from canada, anyone who has ever stepped on a leaf, roly polies, french people, boys, skinny people, lizard owners, polysexuals, people with brown eyes, demigirls, blonde people, snake owners, car owners, canadians, people with blue eyes, animal jam players, erbidies, scratch users, dogs, ferrets, anyone in sausag world the second, people with a house, 99 year olds and people who have children.
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run down on 1991? <- drawn to old man yaoi like a month to a flame
jesus lord where do i start... i prommy i will finish the full primer because there's a LOT and i will try to keep this brief but SERIOUSLY it's so much. good god. but basically like. super insanely talented but very often misunderstood and misinterpreted (as uncommitted and kind of a diva which was like, not entirely inaccurate but not in the ways people thought, and it wasn't very charitable) russian gayboy FREAK sergei fedorov and his humble, nice canadian boy, freakishly good on AND off the ice CAPTAIN steve yzerman who are both incapable of saying normal things about each other (steve's scouting report on sergei in the late 80s was "he's better than me" and sergei chose the number 91 because it was the reverse of steve's 1991 because he "wanted to be like stevie" 😵💫) play together for over a decade, win 3 cups together, are C and A for years (complicated situation) and generally get Very Close... and then sergei leaves. he goes to the ducks and then the blue jackets (kj sergei 91 to 91 connection is real #tome) and then the caps which Was kinda good for him but it was never the same. they both retire, there's hall of fame inductions and jersey retirements for steve but not sergei (very VERY hotly debated issue-- a lot of people still consider him a traitor, 30 years on) but sergei has never ever stopped expressing regret for leaving detroit (his hall of fame induction speech never fails to rip my heart out of my chest and stomp on it with both feet like a toddler in a puddle... i'm a red wing at heart...), and both of them are still endlessly complementary towards each other... it's just all so much. like i said there is a LOT that im leaving out for the sake of this post not being 1000 feet long but i will present you with a moodboard:
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Who are those people mentioned in that tweet?
David Cronenberg is a Canadian director/writer in the horror and psychological thriller genre. He's know for his queer movies about straight people such as classics like The Fly, Crash, Peep Show, Videodrome, A Dangerous Method, and Crimes of the Future.
Viggo Mortensen is the most European coded technically American man you'll ever come across, best known for portraying feminist icon horse girl Aragorn in Lord of the Rings. He is a massive heart throb for those of us who love haggard twinks. He's an amazing versatile actor and arguably Cronenberg's muse. They've collaborated multiple times and like to post insane shit to you tube like this and this and THIS !!
it was always clear that they've explored each other's bodies okay... but now it's confirmed and we know that they were together romantically and then they broke up but they're still close friends that kiss each other on the mouth without any insecurity and I just really need the entire affair in writing so i can digest it and cry and then eat the paper it's printed on.
tl;dr one of my favourite actors and directors got together in the past and still clearly love each other (even if it's only platonic) I didn't know about it until now. it's one of THE old man yaoi's of my life ;____;
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td spoilers episodes 9-13 (long post; more in depth thoughts towards the end)
ep 9:
the dudes being there for priya awwwww that was so sweet !!
hey julia, is that car cool enough :)
sighhhhh mkulia
julia is that tiktok lumberjack lesbian,, i think shes canadian too
ep 10:
listen, i think we could all agree that the moment damien found that immunity idol way back when sealed his fate that he was NOT going to be a finalist,, so i wasnt surprised, just saddened
julia manipulation truly is everything i love evil women
ep 11:
MACARTHUR??!?!??!??!? truly not the cameo i expected, but i did not mind it!!
can we stop this annoying distrust arc between priya and caleb?
cant believe they killed off raj
so like,, did dinosaurs just never go extinct in the total drama universe??? is this one of the insane lore bits like 9/11 never happening (or happening some time after 2009???) 9/11 was the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs
CANT BELIEVE THEY VOTED OFF RAJ NOOOOOO IM WAYNE FRRR
ep 12:
me 🤝 priya afraid of lighting + thunder
OLD MAN TENNIS YAOI????!?!?!?! PULLED THEM OUT OF THEIR GRAVES FOR THIS CAMEO WOW
can we stop this annoying distrust arc between priya and caleb? pt2
i dont ship juliayne (juliayne shippers i do not hate you please do your thing i love you), but goddamn i want more interactions between theyre sooooo silly
ep 13: listen, i think wayne winning is fine. do i love himbos? yes. was i rooting for him in the finale? yes. in the grand scheme of things, do i think he is a good finalist? no. we can all agree that hes very much an owen, and i dont mind that!! i actually think having a fan favorite, comic relief, underdog third party winning makes sense in this season, because i dont think caleb or julia winning would be a satisfying end (especially how they were handling them by the end)
caleb's story was messy, and at the end of the day (and i know that the intentions changed), he did start his alliance with priya to use her. him winning, after all of the drama, after priya was gone, wouldve just idk felt shitty. he did get the girl in the end, which concludes his story better than him winning it. (if im comparing this to the tdi 2007 final three,, i guess hes the gwen)
as for julia, she had two seasons to be villain, and it was amazing. she is so good at what she does and she is such a joy to watch. and we all know how total drama handles its villains, they need to get their comeuppance. did bowie double cross her last season? yes. and she came back still was the main villain and was AMAZING at it. but she was still the villain for another 13 episodes, AND HER GETTING PRIYA OUT LAST EPISODE, she cant win. was her just desserts satisfying? meh. nice callback to heather (we all know julia is the heather of this comparison), though i can understand people who dont like this callback and think its tiring or something. they couldve done something else, but im not mad (i kinda fuck with the mullet). i just see no satisfying way for julia to win with how she was presented in these seasons: she was not world tour heather, with three full length seasons and a greater threat to overcome; she was island heather, and therefore could not win.
overall thoughts of the season:
im someone that thinks the hockey bros jokes nearly always land, so i enjoy the shit out of them (i think im in the majority?)
im someone that did not like priyaleb at first, grew to being more neutral about it, but still found it to be a bit tiring. i like priya, i like caleb, i dont like tiring romantic subplots, and it sucks that that was the entire thing for these characters this season
the julia mk duo was AMAZING, one of the highlights of this season and one that i never wouldve expected to be real. mkulia wins in my heart and i hope they start their podcast (JULIA WAS GOIGN TO USE THE MONEY TO START THE PODCAST WITH MK HOLY SHIT GIRL IS IN LOVE)
it sucks that certain characters really got nothing this season (millie, nichelle, emma, and even axel to an extent).. but i get that characters like millie and emma already had a lot of screentime last time and someone has to be an early boot (just realize the ones i listed off were all women,, damn the writers fr just hate women)
at the end of the day, i really enjoyed this season. and i think the most important part of that enjoyment was this was the first time i got to watch a season and have no idea what was going to unfold. i watched the first four season of total drama when they were airing, but i was a little kid with poor comprehension skills. the first three seasons aired before i knew how to read (i learned to read late). and with tdpi, rr, and tdi 2023, i watched them after the fact and knew who the winners were going in. this was the first season i watched were i truly did not know the winner, and that added to my enjoyment. not to mention this being the one and only time i was present in an online space to talk about show as the episodes dropped. this season was a bit messy here and there, but it delivered some great stuff. i found myself laughing out loud and just having a good time, which is all i need out of my silly little cartoon
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Hot Canadian yaoi
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE‼️🗣️🗣️🇨🇦🏳️🌈👬
(Old satire sketches from June💀💀)
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DAVID DAVID DAVID: the monkees, csny, and the band
Omg thats actually sooo hard bc ive only got old man yaoi scholarship in the monkees but i will do my best...... i think the monkees are david lynch because as we've seen in head 1968 my best friend head 1968 they thrive in surrealism and also there's a certain sort of whimsy lynch has that suits them well..... im going to say csny is fincher because i feel like they would do well with phallic imagery and violence and logistical elements. And finally the band is cronenbergian because they are canadian just like david cronenberg
#there are ppl who know better than me on these things so if u have a thought please chime in im very interested ILYYYYY VIVI#vivi!#l#asks
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the system as jerma quotes (part 1?) because i am not ok
Mal: Remember, If you liked that video, follow me on my journey, where I will virtually Kill you! Virtual Murder! Virtual ASMR murder.
Chester: if I was a lizard, I would not be streaming. I'd be lying outside, on a fucking rock, with my eyes closed, for fourteen to fifteen hours a day.
Vito: Jurassic? Jurassthicc? Your ass thicc?
Svetlana: I find my target, he's this guy. I throw a piece of china right in his mouth. Mission accomplished. I can now escape undetected.
Manitoba: I’m gonna prove I’m not a wuss by doing a no sedation colonoscopy
Mike: I think I- did I just- I didn't just do that did I? Did I just click the fucking button to turn the computer off with my toe? I'm gonna be so pissed o-
#if i make a part 2 mal is going to say smth about meat grinders#mikesys#micycle#malsickle#old man yaoi#svetka#canadian province aussie#veetoe#td mike#td mal#td manitoba#td svetlana#td chester#td vito
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new conspiracy: ethoslab is actually @skatingsailor 's canadian art teacher who's on tumblr and might like old man yaoi
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toxic old men canadian yaoi
everyone join me in calling them Canada's power couple
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What things have given you the most brain rot?
first of all everything that's ever held my attention i've loved to an unhealthy degree second of all i was a 1D stan for almost half a decade if that explains anything
in 2019 i cared so much about syfy's the magicians it ruined my entire spring and fundamentally altered the way i interact with fiction
i participated in the it chapter 2 mass hysteria event
i won't say captive prince rotted my brain because it greatly improved my life and also my own approach to writing but it has occupied my thoughts most days for the last 8 years
have you ever heard of former tottenham hotspur football club players dele and eric dier? no reason
while we're on the topic of sports i once spent quite a lot of time thinking about italy national football team players, and in a few weeks you'll see what tennis old man yaoi does to me when the roger federer/rafael nadal documentary drops. there are also these two canadian ice dancers...
star wars, the old guard, red white and royal blue, hawaii five-0, and now 911 are also heavy hitters
#idk just peruse the archives man i'm incapable of shutting the fuck up about anything i enjoy#answered#anonymous
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bahrain grand prix ✩ 05.03.2023
soo... first race and we're starting with a good fun fact... uh. i didn't watch this race live! or at all until i started this series!! i only got into f1 starting from australia 23, so this is a weird first post to start on, but - i do remember some tiny snippets. and just some general context about my life at that point, to hopefully make people understand WHY f1 was such a blessing to me and why it means the world to me 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
tw for mentions of 34ting disorders, but i won't go into detail, just a heads up to all my lovely followersjdfhgjhfdg 💥💥💥💥💥💥
SO.. i was recovering from an 34ting disorder in early 2023, a devestating one at that that left me unable to even attend uni and be out of bed for more than 2 hours a day. it was, as you can imagine, really really awful. especially because i had NOTHING else to focus on 😨😨 i won't go into much detail as promised but my mind wasn't a very happy or forgiving place AND all my hyperfixations had ran out of juice 🍹🍹🍹 how this correlates with f1 will become much clearer in later posts (starting from australia) but it's... let's just say that f1 really helped me to get out of a dark, evil place 🥰🥹🥹🥹
i HAD been a max fan of course, because i am 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 and because i saw him win ad21 live (yeah that somehow didnt turn me into a big f1 fan idk either man im mad at that myself...)🥹 but its fine i at least jumped into it this beautiful year
the main thing i remember is how my brother talked me into getting an f1tv membership to share with him jdghjfhdgj 😭😭 i wasnt even into f1 at the time!!!!! yet somehow i agreed!!!!!! mustve been the power of verstappen 🥹🥹... or something like that teehee.. 🫡🫡🫡🥹🥹🥹
watching the race for the first time now (in highlights because... i don't have that much time) i must say it looked like a fun race!! a much closer quali than i had expected based on which quali's i saw myself in 2023 😇😇 the "weve lost nyck de vries" clip with LOGAN AS CANADIAN took me the fuck out so i had to gif that jdhffg 🇨🇦🇨🇦 whatever. love the old man yaoi (fernando and lewis) fighting... love max 20 second gap god bless 🙏🙏🙏 charles dnf did break my heart a little tho SJHSDHGDSH
✩ song of the race: PRIDE ⸺ Kendrick Lamar
yeah this isn’t really a song i associate with the race to be honest, just a song i think everyone should listen to 🥹
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