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my knack for making Everything, Ever about my favorites continues to be an impenetrable force. but, also, such is the benefit of the versatility inherent to these guys!

as always, a half-baked joke concept is turning onto a Thing once i thought about it more than 5 seconds. the idea of Daffy, renowned creature of impulse and bad decision making, being a guiding light and serving as Porky’s conscience (whose morals are in better shape but impeded by his impressionability) is extremely compelling to me.

was discussion this with friends when the phrase “Porky gets it into his head that he needs a conscience” came up and it’s so funny to me that i had to draw this. i really enjoy the implication that this is entirely arbitrary. i think there is a surprising amount that can be mined from this. (and the ending moral would be, of course, that Porky finally tires of Daffy’s exploitations and beats him to a pulp, and that being the good and moral thing to do)

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Fingering the seeds out of this jalapeño was so erotic i need to go beat off

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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

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a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

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Bonus Comic #39 Written and Drawn by Annie "Chumi" Lee

To see more bonus material as it's released https://www.patreon.com/homestuck

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do you think this is how he got the blood

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one of the most overlooked parts of the knight showing up is like. for 3 and a half years we assumed it was called the roaring knight because it is trying to bring the roaring. and then they show up and immediately roar at you. fuck dude that knight sure does roaring

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wait you can literally just rebattle the elite 4 and get tons of free exp....thats awesome thanks

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Just started playing deltarune and I like him very😢😢😢😢😢just a round little fella

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iu should go outside with my friends

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//vague deltarune spoilers

Their friendship is so cute everyone shut up NOW

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hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

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he just sits here and kills me with his windsock

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garfield? someone's oc. dracula? someone's oc. charizard? someone's oc. uncle sam with the hat? someone's oc