#malsickle

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if fresh tv was smart enough they couldve made toned down and kid-friendly i have no mouth and i must scream references with mal locking up/gatekeeping his five headmates and punishing them in the headspace. the infamous AM hate speech but its mal lashing out at the rest. thinking about the video game adaptation specifically since to get the best ending each of the five prisoners has to overcome their fatal flaws/deal with their past and prove that humanity isnt dead

and the goddamn reset button being unguarded and shit implies that mal never expected the rest of the alters to cooperate, much less "sacrifice" themselves. of course in my imagined scenarios the button isnt real but im only mentioning it for the sake of overanalysis

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this crusty shining armor is literally the first thing i thought of when i read this. mikesys if they were a pony

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP HELP HELP MEEEEEEEEE AUSIFJAHFKFKSJFKJEJFKSJFKRKGKFKDJGN

i just imagine the rest of the system noticing the frosted tips and IMMEDIATELY glaring at vito like "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO" vito just shrugs and is like "ayo chill we look so awesomeeeee" while the rest just starts shaking him by his shoulders in the headspace

after the scuffle mal says "were getting raccoon stripes next" cue the upcoming "NO." from everyone else

maybe all of this is payback for whatever the fuck mike did to look like sydney opera house. hes paying the price for his rebellion

~ 🌙

I think I’ve posted this sentiment on here before but between Mike, Mal, Vito, and probably Svetlana, the system must spend SO MUCH on hair care products. But also I never considered how absolutely product-laden and fried their hair must be as well. Zoey tries to run her fingers through it and it crumbles away in her hand like an ancient mummy returning to ash

[fraudulent-cheese]

Oh yeah btw when i was making the stupid Malsickle Micycle post i made another edit because i was dumb and the image i wanted to use in my brain for Mal was of a scythe and not of a sickle

So have a Malscythe ig

[tdmoonanon]

mikey. michael a mal behind YOU 💜

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mal and svetlana get overly passionate about dress to impress and yell at kids for not sticking to the themes

svetlana moreso because she is THAT passionate and mal just likes bullying kids on roblox (he WILL judge the kids for not knowing diff subcultures though)

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mal total drama bullies random french guys on tumblr and throws grapefruits on peoples heads

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the system as jerma quotes (part 1?) because i am not ok

Mal: Remember, If you liked that video, follow me on my journey, where I will virtually Kill you! Virtual Murder! Virtual ASMR murder.

Chester: if I was a lizard, I would not be streaming. I'd be lying outside, on a fucking rock, with my eyes closed, for fourteen to fifteen hours a day.

Vito: Jurassic? Jurassthicc? Your ass thicc?

Svetlana: I find my target, he's this guy. I throw a piece of china right in his mouth. Mission accomplished. I can now escape undetected.

Manitoba: I’m gonna prove I’m not a wuss by doing a no sedation colonoscopy

Mike: I think I- did I just- I didn't just do that did I? Did I just click the fucking button to turn the computer off with my toe? I'm gonna be so pissed o-

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the system as jerma985 quotes 2 (the squeakuel)

Mal: If I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball― you're probably dead.

Chester: I'm so glad I took a bunch of extra strength Tylenol, because I'm gonna feel it tomorrow morning!

Manitoba: I just swallowed a bug, and it tasted better than anything I've ever eaten. What am I supposed to do about this?

Mike: Why do you have a long face? - Uh, because I'm a goofy motherfucker.

Svetlana: My favorite movie is Frozen, I like Elsa and Anna. Okay, now I kill you.

Vito: Smoking buttnaked and just dropped the blunt on my balls. I scrum so fuckin loud

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mal is so emo kid clutching meme

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the system when mal woke up from dormancy: EWWW EMO FA-

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mal and vito

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looking through my old screenshots this still applies

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vito and mal friendly ripping into the other. mal says something and vito starts singing fall for you by secondhand serenade BUT the fucking tiktok audio version thats like BECOZ TONOIGHT WOOD BE THE NOIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOOOOUUU OAVER AGAAAINNN DONT MEME CHANGE MY MOIND. constantly. it drives mal nuts so he says "shut the fuck up andrew tate" and vito is SO offended. theyre still pals

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mike and mal mesmerizer by satsuki featuring hatsune miku and kasane teto

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i have so many thoughts about my special little guys but they are so convoluted i cant even articulate them properly in text. i just rotate the system in my mind like this

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idk what was i thinking but its hilarious

I KEEP IGNORING THE FACT THAT MY CURRENT DISCORD PFP IS A MAL EDIT OF THAT FUCKING JAYCE ARCANE PICTURE. I EVEN PUT FLAMES IN THE BACKGROUND IM PISSING MYSELF