#malsickle

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if fresh tv was smart enough they couldve made toned down and kid-friendly i have no mouth and i must scream references with mal locking up/gatekeeping his five headmates and punishing them in the headspace. the infamous AM hate speech but its mal lashing out at the rest. thinking about the video game adaptation specifically since to get the best ending each of the five prisoners has to overcome their fatal flaws/deal with their past and prove that humanity isnt dead

and the goddamn reset button being unguarded and shit implies that mal never expected the rest of the alters to cooperate, much less "sacrifice" themselves. of course in my imagined scenarios the button isnt real but im only mentioning it for the sake of overanalysis

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this crusty shining armor is literally the first thing i thought of when i read this. mikesys if they were a pony

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP HELP HELP MEEEEEEEEE AUSIFJAHFKFKSJFKJEJFKSJFKRKGKFKDJGN

i just imagine the rest of the system noticing the frosted tips and IMMEDIATELY glaring at vito like "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO" vito just shrugs and is like "ayo chill we look so awesomeeeee" while the rest just starts shaking him by his shoulders in the headspace

after the scuffle mal says "were getting raccoon stripes next" cue the upcoming "NO." from everyone else

maybe all of this is payback for whatever the fuck mike did to look like sydney opera house. hes paying the price for his rebellion

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I think I’ve posted this sentiment on here before but between Mike, Mal, Vito, and probably Svetlana, the system must spend SO MUCH on hair care products. But also I never considered how absolutely product-laden and fried their hair must be as well. Zoey tries to run her fingers through it and it crumbles away in her hand like an ancient mummy returning to ash

[fraudulent-cheese]

Oh yeah btw when i was making the stupid Malsickle Micycle post i made another edit because i was dumb and the image i wanted to use in my brain for Mal was of a scythe and not of a sickle

So have a Malscythe ig

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mal and svetlana get overly passionate about dress to impress and yell at kids for not sticking to the themes

svetlana moreso because she is THAT passionate and mal just likes bullying kids on roblox (he WILL judge the kids for not knowing diff subcultures though)

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mikey. michael a mal behind YOU 💜

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the system as jerma quotes (part 1?) because i am not ok

Mal: Remember, If you liked that video, follow me on my journey, where I will virtually Kill you! Virtual Murder! Virtual ASMR murder.

Chester: if I was a lizard, I would not be streaming. I'd be lying outside, on a fucking rock, with my eyes closed, for fourteen to fifteen hours a day.

Vito: Jurassic? Jurassthicc? Your ass thicc?

Svetlana: I find my target, he's this guy. I throw a piece of china right in his mouth. Mission accomplished. I can now escape undetected.

Manitoba: I’m gonna prove I’m not a wuss by doing a no sedation colonoscopy

Mike: I think I- did I just- I didn't just do that did I? Did I just click the fucking button to turn the computer off with my toe? I'm gonna be so pissed o-

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mal is so emo kid clutching meme

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the system as jerma985 quotes 2 (the squeakuel)

Mal: If I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball― you're probably dead.

Chester: I'm so glad I took a bunch of extra strength Tylenol, because I'm gonna feel it tomorrow morning!

Manitoba: I just swallowed a bug, and it tasted better than anything I've ever eaten. What am I supposed to do about this?

Mike: Why do you have a long face? - Uh, because I'm a goofy motherfucker.

Svetlana: My favorite movie is Frozen, I like Elsa and Anna. Okay, now I kill you.

Vito: Smoking buttnaked and just dropped the blunt on my balls. I scrum so fuckin loud

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mal and vito

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looking through my old screenshots this still applies

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mike and mal mesmerizer by satsuki featuring hatsune miku and kasane teto

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i have so many thoughts about my special little guys but they are so convoluted i cant even articulate them properly in text. i just rotate the system in my mind like this

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mal in canon: WHATS UP GUYS ITS MALDALE DINGLE HERE REHEHE I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR MULTIPLE CRIMES INCLUDING BATTERY ON A POLICE OFFICER, GRAND THEFT, DECLARING WAR ON ITALY AND PUBLIC INDECENCY REHEHE I WILL BE ESCAPING PRISON ON MARCH 28TH AFTER THAT I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD REHEHE

"mal would not fucking say that" accusations are funny because. canon mal is an evil alter stereotype :( like a bit of mischaracterization in his case is a good thing what do you mean hes evil hes just a traumatized teenager that causes problems on purpose. does shitty things but also has character depth. he needs a lot of therapy though. i think him doing things to piss people off is very on-brand

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“hm :/ i mean i just think people should stick to how Mal was in canon you know”

Mal in canon: LOOK AT THIS MACHETE I JUST BOUGHT 13 CAMPERS ON THE ISLAND THEY ALL DYIN I POURED GASOLINE IN THE AIR FRYER

also i once got accused of “reading too deep” into Mal as if reading too deep into characters isn’t the Total Drama fandom’s national pastime 😭 like. the writing is often very bad and interesting characters don’t get time to shine. we extrapolate here sir

and I LOVE when people do that to TD characters for the record like yes tell me all Ezekiel’s personality traits we never got to see!!!! tell me why these two characters who barely interacted are your favorite couple!!!! i love this fandom and i love when we do stuff like this i just hope i can do it for MY silly little guys too

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now illustrated

HELPHELPHELP IM GIGGLING SO HARD MAL GETTING OBLITERATED INTO THE HEADSPACE SUN THROUGH THE SHEER BARS THE REST HAD ON HIM. overkill

in the rp there was an interaction where the girl mike talked to was curious about mal because hes. mal so basically mike was acting as a messenger between the girl and mal because the other didnt even bother

and at some point she considers calling mal "mally" and. and he said "Holy fuck I just cringed so hard right now. Mike I fucking beg you to tell her to quit it. This nickname is so ass I'm going dormant as we speak." a silly fellow

to be fair to Mal that would be my last straw also

[fraudulent-cheese]

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