#Oh yeah yeah heart diseases whatever yeah probably

[echoesofadream]

i dont trust any big scale production of animal products but i think free range organic eggs is the best i can do cause i dont know anyone with hens that can sell me eggs on a regular basis. That would be good though if i could get in contact with a small hen farm. Also are eggs bad for you im only doing this if its good for my body nothing else

[ultimatesmalltownnerd]

Been thinking about what it would look like if Makoto got the Despair Disease, because it’s literally the perfect angst machine.

Like, yeah there’s the obvious “OH NO!! THE ULTIMATE HOPE IS INFECTED WITH DESPAIR” or whatever, but I really love toying with how much of a 180 his personality might take when he’s sick.

My personal headcanon is that his stress level escalates, and he loses the filter between his brain and mouth, and he starts saying the unhinged rude shit that pops into his head, to his classmates’ faces. But like, in really vicious ways.

Because what sets Makoto apart from his classmates isn’t the lack of despair he feels, or that he is just inherently pure of heart, without a single bad bone in his body- he does feel despair, and he can be pretty mean at times. It’s the fact that he can shove all that aside long enough to pull him and his classmates through their hardships. He’s not perfect, but the love and compassion he holds for the people around him, is stronger than his negativity. He essentially became a life-line for his classmates, whether he really meant to or not.

So like… if you kinda stripped away his ability to control himself, everything would probably fall apart much quicker, and in more devastating ways.

And my evil little angst-loving brain eats that shit up 😋

[heartfullofleeches]

can we get more Fratbro!Darling interaction with creep!yan? it was amazing

They don't belong here.

Why did they even come.

The ice in their cup has melted from the heat of their skin, but the punch's still too strong to drink. With how shakey their hands are, they'd likely spill it if they tried. People are watching them now - probably wondering who let the freak in. They've been in this situation before. Invited to places because it'd be too awkward to invite everyone in the group but them while most of them pray they'll just stay home. Maybe they should have. The whispers are starting again and they're getting closer. Here it comes-

"Oh, hey! There you are! I've been looking for you since I heard you were here. You got a minute?"

Someone pulls them from the obscurity of the crowd - dragging them into the spotlight on wobbly legs. A strong arm holds them steady as the uncomfortable gaze of their peers swallows them, a gentle squeeze to their bicep negating their rising fears.

"This is the person I was telling you guys about - the one that drew that picture you saw on my lockscreen. I'm telling you, Mickey has crazy talent. I'm glad so we met at that gas station a few weeks back... Would you believe they live right across the street?"

It's pretty obvious that nobody really cares, but enthusiasm is an infectious disease. They do their best to answer half-hearted questions and try even harder to smile. It's hard to fake emotions when your attention is elsewhere. Mickey stares at you, arm still locked around their shoulder, like the beacon of light you are. How did you manage to be so different? When you first met they thought you were just another fake. Someone who pretended to be their friend for whatever benefit it gave. You cared. You tried to get them to be more social and showed up at their apartment when they'd be absent for days. You showed genuine interest in their quirky little hobbies and always laughed with them instead of at them. You even wore the crow skull necklace they made for you. It's like you were already dating.

Your grin falters as you look over at your friend, the clacking of their teeth and goosebumps on their skin catching your attention. "Hey, Mick... Everything okay? You're shaking."

Mickey hides their face in the collar of their jacket. "Yeah.... fine. Don't worry about me."

They jump as your palm touches their forehead.

"Nah, dude - you're like really sweaty. I'll walk you home in the morning, but you should lie down for now."

Mickey starts to protest, but as you weave through the crowd, heading for the stairs - their lips are sealed. They always forget you live with this meatheads despite standing beneath your bedroom window every night. Where you taking then to your room? They can feel stares on them even now, but they feel almost... jealous. Mickey likes that feeling. They squeeze your hand tighter - heart stopping as you approach the door with your name taped to it.

Opening the door just a crack, you make sure no one is inside before leading Mickey in. You take their cup as you guide them to the bed. Your bed. They giggle to themselves as you walk away with their cup, pouring its contents down the sink in the bathroom and filling it with fresh water from the tap. You really were the kindest person they've ever met on campus - like any good spouse would be.

"How much did they give you to drink?.... Just drink this water and relax. Remote's in the bottom drawer if you get bored. I'll be back to check on you in a bit. Don't worry about falling asleep I'll just sleep on the floor or the couch."

Mickey blushes as your fingers graze theirs as you past them the cup, and the image of the two of you cuddled up in your bed. They take a few tiny sips before setting the cup on the table.

"T... thank you... I wouldn't mind if you slept with me. It's your bed afterall."

"True, but I wouldn't want you to be comfortable. Relax, we'll talk about it more when I come check on you. Be back in a few!"

Mickey watches as the door closes behind you. They wait for your steps to fade down the stairs, finger on their zipper as they disappear. Mickey unzips and throws off their jacket like it was restricting their air flow. They drop it to the floor along with their shoes as they crawl beneath your blankets - planting their head face deep in your pillows and sheets. They smell just like the conditioner you use. Mickey makes a mental note to raid your bathroom, but there's so much they want to do in such little time.

Your dirty clothes. Your closest. Your dressers. So many places - so little time. What should they do? What should they do- Steal the fragrances you wear so their room always smells like you? Take your toothbrush or a water bottle you've drank from for their first indirect kiss? Steal a shirt or maybe even your underwear to.... now's not the time for that, Mickey - your window of opportunity is getting shorted with every breath.

Mind racing, Mickey decides the best thing to do now is to claim their new territory. Mark your room as theirs just as their entire apartment has been overtaken by pictures of you and the things you've thrown out. They fish through their jeans for their keys - picking the hidden knife discreetly disguised as a key. Having overprotective parents had its perks - such as items of self defense they'd otherwise be put on a list for buying themselves.

They climb out of bed, crouching to the floor. The gap beneath your bed has just enough room for them to wiggle into. Compared to lockers they'd been shoved into it was like a luxury apartment. They lay flat on their back, dragging themselves below the bedframe - knife in hand. Eyes adjusting to the darkness, their hands search for the boards supporting your mattress and drives their knife into the first place plank their nails catch on - drawing the curve of a heart into the wood. Light bleeds into the room as they complete the second arch and angle their blades for the first letter of their initials, followed by startled gasps and halted flirts at the odd sight of feet beneath your bed.

"Is this room already occupied?"

Mickey clutches their key ring tighter.

"This is our room...... IF YOU'RE NOT GONE IN THE NEXT FIVE SECONDS I WILL GOUGE YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT AND FEED THEM TO YOU!"

Mickey shrieks in laughter at the sound of slamming doors and footsteps racing down the hall. They've never raised their voice at anyone like that before. Love is a crazy drug. They carve their initials and yours beneath your bed, slithering from the opening and up onto your bed between the sheets for the best night of sleep they've had since they were young.

[gamerbot-22]

HI. I SAW YR REQUESTS ARE OPEN AND I DESPERATELY NEED CHUBBY READER X KNIVES.

I always thought Kni would be fascinated with a chubby human. they are soft and squishy and kind even when he’s mean to them and thats not something he associates with humans often so ywah.!

if you cant tell I love this guy.

YEAAAAA FUCK YEAH I LIKE WHERE YOUR HEAD’S AT—[checks ur bio]—QUEEN. Oh man, I love doing requests so much, y’all come to me with the fuckin’ sickest ideas. Also thank you for handing me a Nai GIF on a silver plater that’s v helpful of you ✨

Millions Knives/Nai x Sweet Chubby Reader

TW/CWs: Nai is Nai (both /pos and /neg), romance is implied but tbh this could all be read as platonic, written with TriStamp Nai in mind but feel free to slot your favorite version in here if you so choose, the words fat and chubby are used neutrally and interchangeably to describe the reader, Nai has feelings he refuses to unpack, barely proofread but I appreciate spellchecks.

A/N: I was a little stuck on how I wanted to do this but God, once I found that groove it was insane. Like… the physical softness mixing with the emotional softness of the reader? That’s some fun stuff to explore to me, so I really hope you like it!

Likes and Reblogs are always appreciated, Requests are open, and it’s all under the cut!

The dividers in this post were made by @/adornedwithlight ☆

SO let’s get into it, yeah? I’ve seen crews on the SEEDS ship in both versions of the anime and everyone there is fit as hell so like??? Honestly with his hermit lifestyle, I’d say there’s a non-zero chance of you being one of if not the first fat person he’s ever met personally.

I don’t think it changes much of his perception of you at first—humans are humans, regardless of shape—but there is something interesting about how you just... take it? When he talks shit about humanity? Like he calls humanity a parasite, a disease, and instead of shrinking or averting your gaze from him for the rest of the day you ask him if he’s hungry. Him. Hungry. What??

He’s not shy about his confusion. After a couple notable instances of this he straight up just asks why you’re so unbothered by it when every other human he has to deal with has some kind of sore spot about it. Maybe humans didn’t treat you well either, so you agree with him. He understands. Maybe you want to see what happens with a Plant in charge. He thinks you’re insane, and tells you so, but doesn’t otherwise hurt you (not while you’re still useful and… interesting.) Maybe you just think he still deserves to be listened to despite it all. Isn’t it a basic need to be listened to? That reminds him of some people he’d rather not think about. He probably ignores you for a while after that.

But you can’t even let him ignore you! You still come to him, unlike anything he’d ever seen with your soft hands and body, offering warm words and attention despite his clear (surface-level) distaste for whatever it is you have to say.

You know lonely when you see it, and you’re persistent. An unstoppable force meets an immovable object until one day, when he’s feeling especially raw he just breaks. He doesn’t shatter completely, but there’s cracks in his facade when he lets you wrap your arms around his shoulders and give him a squeeze, assuring him that he doesn’t have to return the embrace if he doesn’t want to. And he doesn’t, for the record, he just wants to… sit in it. Your body keeps heat better than his ever could—it’s the one drawback of being a Plant at times—and you’re soft, both around his neck and in his ears as you just stand there, breathing. He can feel your heartbeat and you’re not even a little frightened, even after seeing first hand the kind of terror he puts in the hearts of your fellow humans.

He can’t remember the last time someone hugged him. Probably not since her. It makes him bitter, but at the same time he dares not push you away. Not yet, at least. You’re a human, and to him you’re either insane or stupid to think he’ll spare you at the end of this, but… you’re still useful for now. He’ll keep you and your soft body within arm’s reach, letting you wrap around him so he could feel the warmth of another body. You can stay until he’s certain he can be rid of you.

Whenever that might be.

[allwormdiet]

Agitation 3.1

Got waylaid by work and brain weather, but we're back to it. Let's see how Taylor's life is going

Her routine has come up before, but it bears saying that I think Taylor's actual superpower might just be that she's a morning person who can hold herself to accomplish daily goals, like goddamn girl

The constant, casual cruelty that makes up so much of Taylor's history is equal parts saddening and infuriating. I'm sure we'll get an explanation for why the bullies do this to her, I think I've said as much in previous posts, but also as mentioned in previous posts I find it aggravating to endure.

...I don't know if this is quite the right place in my reading to speculate on it, but I'm not sure if Taylor even has a shot at university at this point, even setting aside the cape thing. The bullies are all in her year, which means they'd never be separated from her by graduation. Their constant sabotage and harassment would mean her grades are low, so even if she gets into a college with whatever GPA she can bodge together (and no extracurriculars to pad her application out), she's probably not going to earn any scholarships and money's already pretty tight for the Heberts. That means student loans, and probably shit rates considering the world they're in.

Maybe this is my bitter ass reflecting on how the greatest benefits I got out of going to college were completely incidental to the courses I took or the degree I earned, but... Taylor, I know college meant a lot to your mom, I just don't think that path is nearly as open to you as it used to be. I think it's fine to just learn a trade, and I think it's fine if the trade is armed robbery.

So you're telling me Taylor's self-image used to be worse? Jeeesus

I like that Brian knows how to blend into an environment as the situation calls for it. That speaks to a pretty keen observational ability, and also is maybe tied to his need to act more grown-up than he is. And now I'm sad again.

"I want" is cute, embarrassment is for suckers (I say, easily embarrassed)

I don't even like coffee, but a fifteen dollar coffee had better be the best coffee you've ever had, oh my god

And honestly that must have been weird for every member of the team, just suddenly having money not be a problem anymore. Taylor's holding out for now, although I suspect it won't be that way forever, and everyone else either wants or needs it bad enough for their own ends that I don't think they're gonna think about it too hard (except for Lisa, who has the full context and whose power is thinking too hard)

Taylor please don't undersell your injuries to your teammates, I don't like you doing it with your dad but I understand it. Here though? Come onnnnn

Yeah there we go

Violence is an easy language to understand. Cruel, obviously, and painful, but if Rachel is already struggling with other people's words and feelings (five bucks says she's autistic tbh) then getting the shit kicked out of her is probably a better sell on the new recruit than any pretty speech

...Ideally they move past that pretty quick so words can be used again

Also poor Rachel, for real. Ten years in the system and then whatever it was that triggered her powers, which is obviously never good. No wonder she came out the other end more willing to trust dogs than people.

Ugh, my heart

Is she showing off for the guy she's crushing on? That's adorable

Curious that the limits of her power seem to be based on complexity of the brain. I assume there has to be a brain at all or else she could just shoot germs at people, although that'd also be a little bit inefficient as a power unless she started getting into disease warfare and holy shit this would be a very different story if Taylor could give people smallpox

Gotta be a weird day for the crab though

Couple things here

Brian you're not even eighteen yet as far as I know, what the hell

Of course Lisa cheated, she's built to cheat, at that point I'm not sure it even counts as cheating

Knowing what I know about Alec, somehow I doubt he was ever in school to drop out in the first place

...on the flipside I'm a little surprised that Rachel never went during her time in the system, you'd figure that'd be a condition of her fostering but either the guardians didn't give a shit or she fought her way out of ever actually attending

Also, I know it's a matter of course that she'd have a key to the base, but it's sweet all the same

It's nice of Brian to make this offer, although I'm willing to bet it's because he's the only Undersider who would get up before 6 AM. It's also a pretty smart call to keep her up to date this way

Also very funny that Taylor is like "Oh I like Lisa just fine but she scares the shit out of me"

...Also also, for real, Lisa has to already know what's going on with Taylor right? There's no way Taylor's good enough at lying to bury that one.

Girl I'm dreading it and I'm just reading about it

This is just. So goddamn sad. And maddening, to boot.

Gee Taylor you sure to seem to spend a fair amount of time thinking about the comparative attractiveness of other women

Agonizing, though, for real. Wildbow has knocked every school scene out of the park and I hate it.

I wonder if Taylor's gonna even bother coming back to school at this point. First day she left mid lunch, second day she left right after lunch started, here she's splitting before first period. As much as she clings to this side of her life... I don't know if it's any healthier than full-time villainy.

Go blow off steam with your new friends Taylor

Current Thoughts

I actually don't have any real expectations for this arc going into it. Obviously Arc 1 is the start of... I mean kind of everything, and Arc 2 is made up of the immediate aftermath from those events. This one? I dunno. I was a little worried I'd have to deal with another chapter of Winslow, but it looks like Taylor decided she was sick of that shit

I like Brian, but I think mostly I'm worried for him? This is a lot of effort so far made to seem mature and normal, and I don't know if that's possible for a teenager who goes out to be a supervillain. It's admirable in a sense, but I'm worried about how fragile it leaves him.

I don't love that Rachel seems satisfied by an exchange of violence but that's more bc I don't want these kids beating the shit out of each other, not any kind of "this is bad actually" sense.

Other than that I'm mostly just curious what the rest of this arc looks like. Thank fuck it's not more high school.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna try and read more at work today, I might take my screenshots then and see if they drive me up a wall, but even if so I'll just retake them when I get home. Fingers crossed work is slow enough for it.

[julyskyest]

you seemed to enjoy Viktor and Dankovsky's ship so here is a headcanon!! Hexcore isn't quite researched yet. I mean Viktor knows a lot about it, but there haven't been many volunteers to fuse their body with this thing solely for being an experiment model. Now, as Hexcore is a source of energy, it might not react well with caffeine, energy drinks and things like that. Brain just gets overstimulated or something. Some meds might also not go well with this substance. Yeah, it can cure, but there must be risks. Unpredictable sentience doesn't help it. Keep in mind Viktor had no access to such substances before, so his body isn't used to such things. Viktor is canonically disabled, probably has chronic pains, and if it's finally possible to medicate it, he would. Oh, if not to mention regular diseases like cold or whatever. And it's Daniel Dankovsky's mission to prescribe him something which won't, you know, literally kill him. It requires all his biochemistry knowledge, everything known about pharmacy to try to calculate all the risks. Yet his heart is clenching every time Viktor swallows another pill hoping it would at least not make it worse.

[almostgigi]

🌹right here, right now🌹

Summary: Eddie and reader are in Mr. Kohl office waiting for their punishments but he's late.

Note: sorry in advance for any mistake there might be, I'm not fluent in English as it is not my first language.

WC: 3.8k

Content Warning: fem!reader, reader likes Eddie but he doesn't know her, smut MDNI, fingering, unprotected piv (don't do that, please be responsible), filthy talk, marking, exhibitionism kink, squirting, breading kink (if you squint), just filthy stuff. Let me know if I forget anything!!

I was sitting in the principal’s office when he came in, storming into the place like a hurricane. The door almost getting out of it’s place. I flinch at the loud sound and he doesn’t notice. He sits by my side with his eyebrows frowning and a look in his eyes that was kinda scary. I’m on my phone so it’s not awkward and there’s not weird looks in between us. He has his backpack across his chest and grabs it really tight like his life depends on it. I look at him slightly with my peripheral vision and notice his heavy breathing on my ears. His heart was probably going a mile per minute.

“you ok?” I ask without taking my eyes of my phone and the pictures I was watching. He takes notice of me and my question.

“you talking to me?” he sounds raspy like he was fighting to talk.

“do you see anyone else on the room I could be talking to instead?” my response comes out a bit more rude than I expected so I change my face and turn around.

“wow, rude girl, I see” he softens the grip on his backpack and turns too.

“sorry, I didn’t mean for it to come out like that” I really didn't.

“s’okay, I can imagine you got a bad day if you’re here” at least he’s nice.

“so do you right?” anyone who gets to meet the principal’s office is definitely having a bad one.

“you could say that, yeah” I get a confused look on my face as he stares at me. “what?” he asks in between laughs. Cute.

“what did you do?” I ask softly “to be here, what did you do?” I repeat.

“oh, uhm- I shouldn’t tell you, s’gross” he scrunches his nose as he speaks.

“ah come on, it can’t be worse than Jimmy Cooper sticking his used gum on Mrs. O’Donnell lunch last week. Can it?” there’s a little fear in my words as I can’t believe anything worse or more gross than that. He makes a face that indicates to me that it is, in fact, grosser than what Jimmy did. “what the fuck did you do, Munson?” I’m now on the edge of my seat.

“wait, you know my name? how come I don’t know yours but you know mine if I’ve never seen you before?” he’s at the edge of his now.

“you might have this rare disease called “not noticing pretty girls”, s’bad, if I were you I’ll be heading to the doctor right away after talking to the principal” I press my lips together in a fine line when I’m done talking and I nod, then laugh.

“ouch, I’m sorry lady. S’there a cure for this?” he ask with a hand on his chest, he takes it seriously as he can’t take his eyes off of mine.

“probably, haven’t been discovered yet tho. I know, s’shitty, m’sorry man, good luck at the doctor’s appointment anyways” we both chuckle after a few seconds. This is probably the best interaction I’ve had in years.

“no worries, I’ll call you when I get real sick” he says.

“what for?” I get confused.

“gonna need a nurse to take care of me and my poor state” his voice gets deeper as he talks like this.

“you should know I charge more for specialized treatment tho” I raise my brows at him, I’m not easy to get.

“I can pay you whatever way you need or want” he plays with me.

“oh now you’re just teasing. You’re awful Eddie, you killed the vibe” I get a finger in the air, accusing him in an also playful way.

“so there was a vibe, I wasn’t crazy after all” he moves the chair closer to me. “what did you do to be here” his eyes narrow on my way.

“don’t change the subject, I asked you first” I was not gonna forget that he never answered.

“well I don’t wanna tell but you insist so here we go. I got an f on one of my geometry test just because Mr. Larson doesn’t like me, I did good and he failed me, so I pissed his car door” I wish someone could take a picture of my face in this exact moment a frame it to put in the louvre “I told ya it was gross, you asked for it baby”

“don’t call me baby after you said that, eww” I scrunch my nose in disgust “although I think he deserves it, he’s pretty mean to me too”

“ohh we can’t have him being mean to baby right?” he teases again. I throw a look at him, letting him know what I mean. “sorry for the teasing, it’s who I am”

“wanna know what I did now?” I try my best to keep the topic of him teasing me as far as I can.

“yes, please”

“I got in a verbal fight with one of my classmates and I was in the right, but my teacher picked sides with my classmate and told me to shut up so I told her to go fuck herself. You should’ve seen her face, she could not believe what she heard. Was fucking hilarious” my foot was now closer to his, almost touching each other.

“savage” he says in a funny tone, but looking at the floor where our feet were now touching.

“I know, I know, I’m iconic” I joke, trying to make him laugh and I’m successful.

“I think is really brave to stand for yourself with an adult who doesn’t know what respect for the others is” most of his words come out shaky but genuine. I was about to say something to him but the door was opened and the secretary told us the principal was gonna be late for another half an hour, so we had to wait more.

“fucking awesome” I say. I watch as she closes door and Eddie goes to the principal’s chair and sits on it.

“he sure has better things to do right? Such a busy man” he sits straight and begins to talk again. “if it wasn’t for me this school would be a little shit dumpster. All this kids are nothing without me” his voice sounds funny since he’s trying his best to copy Mr. Kohl’s tone. “I’m a man of word, and you should trust when I tell you I’m gonna make this delinquents into decent people no matter how I have to do it” he continues.

“oh sir, but all that work must be so stressful, isn’t it?” I follow his game and he looks at me with open eyes.

“indeed it is sweet girl, why you ask?”

“I thought maybe…” I stand of my place and approach him. “maybe I could help you sir”

“you think you can young lady?” he says. I put one leg on each side of his sitting body. “what you think you’re doing?” he stutters in between words. I feel his body tense underneath me.

“I’m helping you sir, I can make all the stress go away and I’m gonna show you how” it’s not a secret I like Eddie, all of my friends know it. He’s the one that never noticed me, but I never cared; until now, where I find myself about to show him what he’s been missing.

“I-i- shit. I don’t think you shou- oh my god” all he can do is whimper from the way my hips are bucking into his right now.

“come on now sir, don’t you like me?” he probably should know I’m not playing anymore, this is true now. I pout and look intensely into his dark brown eyes.

“s’not that sweetheart, I-you shouldn’t be doing this here”

“you heard the secretary, he’ll be gone for half an hour more, we got time” he doesn’t seem to be comfortable with the situation as he keeps looking at the door. “I find the fact that someone could find us so fun, don’t you? I thought you were cool Munson”

“I am”

“not right now, you’re not being cool” my hands travel to the back of his neck and I kiss him deeply, desire building in my heart.

“fine” he says as soon as he can without stopping the kiss. One of my hands tries to unbuckle his belt with difficulty, and he helps me with his own hands. I lift my skirt to let him see my lilac and already wet panties. “holy fuck” the air I his lungs leaving is my favorite sound until now. Like he’s devoted to my body. I touch him over his boxer and I can’t believe he goes around packing like that. I don’t even exaggerate when I say he’s the biggest I’ve ever had. “found something you like?” I can’t take my eyes away from that part of him but I force myself and look up to him.

“maybe…” I say as I run a finger ever so slightly over his clothed length making him hiss at the contact.

“you’re such a tease” his tone let’s me know he doesn’t like it, he prefers if I just take it. But I’m not doing that just yet. This is too good to be so short.

“well, I was about to be put in detention for a reason sir” I keep my slight touch on his chest this time.

“you like being like this? like being a bad girl?” I nod “you do, right? you adore coming to see me. I bet you do it on purpose”

“I do sir, I misbehave so I can be with you in this tiny room, so I can be in your lap, so you can feel how good I wanna be for you” now where the fuck was that amount of words coming from? It’s like I was possessed and I liked it.

“my God, you’re so dirty baby” his voice is now so low, I can feel how he gets hard under me even more.

“you haven’t even heard half of it sir, I can be so much dirty. You just have to ask me” I put on my best puppy eyes as I look at him. The desire in his face shows. He’s just as horny as I am now.

“well then, I want you to be the dirtiest you’ve ever been, don’t even hold back a word. I want you full package” his hands go to my waist for a moment and then to my panties where the wet patch was. Two of his fingers touch me where I need him the most.

“please” the trail he does burns me.

“please what, baby? I need you to speak to me beauty” he says in a low tone.

“please touch me, I need you now” I can’t contain it anymore. I need his playful hands on my burning body.

“that’s what I like to hear” he smiles at me. The fingers that were dancing over my underwear were now putting it aside “you’re so fucking wet and I haven’t done anything to you. You got this worked up just by fantasizing with me baby?” I nod as that is the only thing I can do right now. He inserts his fingers finally, in an agonizingly slow motion, I watch as he does so. “already got you dumb on me princess? God, you look so pretty all dumb on my fingers” I whimper as my walls close around him. “so fucking hot, you sound amazing”

“i- Eddie i-” my pleadings seem to be satisfying to him as I look up at him and I find him grinning.

“you-you what sweet girl?” he mocks my stuttering and kisses my cheek. I keep whimpering because I don’t want the secretary to hear me. “you wanna cum baby?” I nod frenetically. “ow, then you do so” Suddenly his movements became faster, fingers hooking on a sweet spot inside of me that was making me see stars.

“oh, fuck, right there! yes! right there!” I scream in a whisper.

“right there baby? that’s the spot? how does it feel for you?” he asks, examining my face.

“it-it feels so fffucking good, I wanna cum all over your fingers” my senses are fucked right now, I can’t even think correctly.

“do it princess, soak me please” his dirty words were doing it for me and he wasn’t gonna stop there. “God, she’s sucking me in. Such a greedy cunt you have here” the feeling of release finally traveling to my lower stomach and letting me have the best orgasm of my life. I come undone on his hands as he helps me to come down of my high. As soon as he takes both fingers out from my insides he puts them in his mouth, sucking on them and getting them clean with his tongue.

“fucking hell, that’s so hot of you Munson” no boy ever had the decency of tasting me before.

“you are as sweet as you look, pretty” he says in a sweet voice. He leans in and kisses me, letting our tongues meet and collapse with each other. “I hope you don’t take this personal, but I need to fuck you”

“oh Eds, I take it very personal. Which means that if you don’t fuck me now I’m gonna fuck you myself”

“I’m very hard right now, if I don’t take it out it’s going to burst” his brows frowning and his big doe eyes looking up at me were the prettiest thing to see.

“take it out then, I wanna see it” with a fast movement of his hands and hips the jeans were lowered to the point where it was easier to have access to his boxers. Seconds later I tug the hem of them with my fingers and I set it free. My mouth waters at the view and I can feel myself getting wetter just by the thought of him inside of me. My cunt clenches and he sees it.

“such a pretty pussy, I wonder how it looks with my cock inside” he keeps the words heavy and dirty just for me. I feel hot and bothered just for him. I grab his cock and line it with my entrance, rubbing the tip just a little so it can get wet with my juices. I sit on him slowly and we both moan at the feeling. He’s stretching me so much. “Pussy’s so tight, it’s clenching around me so good” his hand grabs my neck and pulls me closer to kiss me in a feral way. My teeth catches his lower lip and bites it slightly not to hurt him. “get up, bend over the desk, I can’t fuck you properly in this fucking chair” I hear his demand and I obey him rapidly. My entire body trembling from the uncomfortable position I was in just now. I lower my chest in the desk and he takes one of his hands to the front of my right thigh and knee, bringing it up on the table. This way I was more open for him and he could see my pussy on display. I feel a smack on my ass and he grabs the flesh a little. Soon I feel a small source of air near me. When I realize it's his breathing I don't have time to prepare. His tongue runs the whole way down from top to bottom making me gasp at the sensation. “next time m’gonna spend an hour devouring this pussy, mark my words” he lifts from his knelling position and leaves me thinking about that next time. Was he sure there will be a next time? He wanted to fuck me again and eat me out. Fuck. I was looking forward for that next time already and we weren’t even done yet with this one. Aligning again his length to my entrance, he enters me with a hard and erratic thrust that almost makes me cry, in a good way. We were setting a pace and trying not to be heard. Suddenly one of his hands goes to my covered chest and lifts my shirt a little, grabbing one of my boobs and squishing it tightly. There will be marks on them tomorrow but I didn’t mind as I was lost in the moment, he was fucking me hard enough to cause our skins touching to make a sound. He grabs my leg again taking it forward on the table.

“fuck, I can feel you so deep inside of me, you’re so big Eddie” every inch of his cock making me see stars. My gummy walls accepting his length with love and hotness.

“You’re taking me so well baby, every inch. Perfect pussy was made for me, right baby?” again demanding me and I obey as always.

“y-yes”

“yes what? I thought I asked to be dirty, you’re not being a good girl right now” his tone was now lower and something in it let me know he was getting kinda mad.

“I’m-I’m sorry. Yes, it was made for you, just you” I mumble. I shake my head in an attempt to get my brain clear and be able to think but his hands on my waist and chest were taking out of my body. It was like I was experiencing it outside of what was actually happening, it was strange.

“that’s better. I love the sounds she makes when I go all the way out and I put it in like this” he says pulling out almost completely just to put it in again extremely hard making me moan into my own hand. The squelching sound my pussy made thanks to our juices combined was delicious.

“o-oh my god”

“you like that? Good. Wanna know what m’gonna do? m’gonna cum inside of you and you’re gonna take care of it” I never in my life had taken pills before, turns out I’m gonna have to start. Truth is, we were fucking raw and as much as I know Eddie hasn’t been with anyone else I don’t wanna be pregnant in a matter of weeks. He continues. “I want you to put your wet panties over this pretty pussy again and keep my cum stored until you get home and I want you to take a picture and send it to me. I wanna see my cum leaking out of you, from her before you clean it, understood?” he had a plan for me, a dirty, filthy plan and I liked it. How could I like this? In the whole year that I’ve spent liking Eddie I’ve have never imagined he was like this. I would look at him in the cafeteria with his friends and think he was sweet, always taking care of the boys in his club and making them feel safe and that they fit. Something that was never given to him. A sense of belonging was what he always needed and never had. Boys at school could be very cruel, even more to a kid that was different and proud like Eddie. I would also stare at him at the library, where I always find him on Wednesdays, looking for a new sci-fi book to devour. Or maybe on the parking lot where he would stop to smoke for ten minutes, probably listening to some music while he does. I loved to watch him smoke, even though I hate people that smoke, I find him really sexy when he does. It’s the way he grabs it in between his fingers ever so delicate and brings it to his lips, sucking and then blowing the smoke away. Like I said, so sexy. I get distracted in my thoughts that I barely remember to respond.

“I’ll be good Eddie, I’ll take care of your cum, please. I feel so full, fuck” his cock had found the spot and the head was now abusing it. I put both my hands on the desk, lifting my ass a little bit more and I feel my stomach revolve. The feeling of release again hitting my lower belly but this time there was something more. The hand that was on my boob releases it and goes to my clit, rubbing fast circles in it applying enough pressure to give me the pleasure I want so bad. A few seconds more and I cum around his cock, I hear the gushing sounds of my wetness and I feel sedated. I close my eyes and let go.

“Fuck baby, you squirted all over my fucking cock, Jesus. Got all over the table baby, shit” so I squirted, that was what I felt. He was fucking me so good it made me do something I never did before. He kept fucking me through my orgasm and I felt overstimulated. “Ah, you keep squirting baby, fucking shit, I’m going to cum so fucking deep inside you”. Once I regain my senses, I started throwing my ass back against his cock at the same time he hit me. “Oh that’s it baby, take it, take it, take it” one of his hands smacking my ass cheek as I did. “Yeah, take that fucking cock” I love this version of him that I didn’t know until now. He was a beast, a menace in the best of senses. If I had a very sweet person like him fuck me like this everyday I’ll loose my fucking mind. He grabs my face and makes me turn to look at him while he keeps pounding me from behind. “Look at me, here baby, I want you to look at me when I fill you up” a good and hard thrusts more and he came inside of me, all his hot, sweet cum shooting inside my walls.

He helps me lower down my leg and slowly pulls out and puts my underwear back in a fast movement. Gives a few pats on my clothed pussy and rubs it.

“I want that picture when you get home” he reminds me of his demand. I nod while smiling and I turn to kiss him. “how many classes you have the rest of the day?” he asks interested. We love around and sit on our places.

“just one, biology 3” I was already thinking about how uncomfortable that class would be with a big load of cum trying to come out of my cunt.

“great, I’m in that one too, it’s gonna be fun” I gasp as I realize he’s gonna watch me the entire time but I have nothing left to say as the door is open now. The principal enters and looks like he’s been dealing with something huge that we don’t know about.

“Okay kids, this day has been extremely tiring and I’m sorry I made you wait so long. There’s no much to say as you both have detention on Friday” he takes some papers from the desk and we turn to leave. Suddenly he yells to the secretary and we can’t help but laugh loudly as we hear what he tells her.

“Susan!? Why is my desk all wet and sticky!?”

Well we hope he doesn’t look at the cameras or we’ll be screwed. Detention would be the last of our worries.

[foryoufics]

Authors Note: Hella looooooong 🍿🥤. There were some technical difficulties so this is the first bit at the beginning, this , and here is the rest. I had to finish it in a Google doc so the spacing and everything is off, I apologize 🩷

“How’s he doing?” There's a familiar, and if anyone asked Jimin, quite unwelcomed, voice coming from the doorway. “He's fine. He wants to go to the auction tomorrow.” He refuses to dignify this man with looking at him to speak. Taeyhung wasn't like them, he was a true human, he shouldn't exist, but, there he stood. That wasn't Jimin’s problem with him however, Jimin didn't truly know what his problem with the man was, maybe it was how he one day appeared a few years ago and was a creepy weirdo off the bat. He made Jungkook uncomfortable. They had never seen him, and Jungkook had recently told Jimin he was ill and had been for years and now there was a random man getting too close to his best friend like he knew him or something. 

Taehyung steps into the room and glances up at the screen on the wall, “Supernatural….I remember when that show aired live….,” he smiles sadly, “my wife didn't like the ending of season 12. It broke her heart, she had to wait a few years to bring herself to come back and finish the show and by the time she did she, even though it was her favorite show, she hated the last two seasons for the most part…..I convinced her to give the spin off a shot and she said that made it a little better but she still dreamed a better ending up a few years before….,” Taeyhung chuckles, awkwardly but sadly. He had stopped looking at the TV and when Jimin didn't acknowledge him, he thought his failed attempt at scratching up conversations had failed. He let his mind wander and shoved his hands in his coat pocket. 

Upon hearing a sniffle that wasn't Jungkook, Jimin squeezes his eye together tight in annoyance. Damn it, he scolds himself internally. 

“.......was she….was she like you?” Jimin asks, breaking the silence. 

“Like me? Human…..yes…..we were among the last four survivors at the end of 2025….” 

“Oh yeah….you were there for that….,” Now Jimin has to look at him. Taeyhung had come around to the other side of Jungkook’s bed and pulled the seat Yoongi was in earlier up next to him and was stroking his friend's hair. “Do not-Dont touch him.” 

Taeyhung remains calm, simply placing a hand on Jungkook’s forehead, “His internal temperature is rising…..he needs a refill too,” he glances up behind him at the hanging bags of the luminescent blue bags helping to keep Jungkook alive. Jimin doesn't argue, simply nods and has a nurse come. It's silent until she leaves. 

“So 2025….you were there…..,” Taeyhung nods to the question. “What happened?” “Well, in 2012 we were told the world was going to end and several times in our life, and we had survived all of them because either nothing happened like in 2012 or every disease that was supposed to do it, somehow, we kept getting through-” 

“When were you born?” 

Taeyhung glances up at the curious young man, the practical fetus to him, and smiles, “I was born December 30th 1995, my wife was born in 97” 

“Holy shit, that makes you-” 

“329 years old, yes. What? Isn’t it normal for people to live much longer than they did in my day?” 

“Well yes, but-you don't look a day over 29-sorry, go on, what happened?” 

“Thanks,” Taeyhung hangs his head for a second and let's his bouncy curls cover his face, “Where do your history lessons cover?” 

“They stop in early 2025 and then we learn about The Creator and they pick up around 2029”

The much older human, nods, “what do you learn about 2025?” 

“That is when The Creator survived and began rebuilding” 

“In 2025…..there had been a ton of diseases and natural disasters through history before my time that tried to take out the world, none of them succeeded. Not until whatever she had. By the end of year the planet was wiped out, completely, there were only two of us left…..” 

“Did the disease kill her?” 

“It was probably going to but no…..I don't know what did….. announcements had been made early that morning on every means possible, every device, phone, television, billboard, Megatrons in abandoned stadiums, blimps that were at that point just waiting to land for the final time because there was no one to send them off again….the announcement wasn't even made by a human anymore, there was no one to do it. Around May they realized how serious things were and every country in the world suddenly dropped everything and came together to do a total population headcount,” he clears his throat, “early this morning, the announcement said there were two. She and I thought we were it, it was just us. She wasn't doing well. I had just learned we were the last two people on the planet still alive, and she was dying. I didn't care that the world was ending, I just had to try something, I couldn't lose her. In my head, I thought, the world is still here, still spinning, we were still standing on it-if I could just keep her alive–,” he clears his throat to pull himself together before continuing. “Two people left, one of them dying, and the other crazed with madness of the moment, I told her,” he chuckles and smiles. “I said, ‘YN, the odds aren't in our favor honey,’ quoting one of her favorite books. She weakly took my face in her hand, tried to giggle, and she said, ‘The odds are ever in our favor,’, and I could just smile. I brought my head down to hers and we both just stayed that way. We had taken shelter in a train station in New York City. She had never been there and missed loads of things like concerts she wanted to go to and she loved the architecture of larger northern cities. She loved the details in them. We had gone out for a walk maybe two days before that but it was a blur and she had grown weak so I told her we could rest there……we put our heads together and just waited at that point, then, then we were snatched apart. Apparently the countdown had been wrong, two more people had hidden and they had us, they were dragging us. She was kicking and screaming, so was I, both desperately trying to get to each other. And then…. everything went completely black, when I came to, I was in a room, strapped down on a flat lab table. The Creator standing over me…..so now there were two once again, to  my knowledge anyway, and taking into account the one who had been dragging me being on the floor shot dead and starting to wreak, there were two people, both crazed in two different ways. Seokjin leaned down over me, and he said, ‘It’s just us,” and then he just, he just let me leave under the conditions I came back every six months, for this,” he gently reaches behind him and taps one of Jungkook's bags with his knuckle. 

“Was it really just you? Did you ever find her? Did she survive?” 

“I didn't find her, I'm still looking….I don't think she did….I think that was one thing he was telling the truth about, but, I had vowed to her, that I would always be with her, and she vowed the same; and she upheld her end of that,” he smiles and laughs again, “that was from another one of her favorite books” 

Jimin once again swallows a heavy lump in his throat and his mouth goes dry as he tries to speak, “I can understand that….I mean, not to that degree….but, I feel that way about Gguk” 

“I know you do…..” 

“So, why do…..why do you care so much about him?” 

Taehyung shrugs honestly, “I don't know…..I think it's because…..he…..he reminds me of her…..” 

“Reminds you of her, how?” 

Taeyhung reaches into his pocket on his coat and retrieves his phone. 

“What is that?” Jimin was on his feet, reaching behind his ear to activate the lazer; it was a optional body modification surgery one could have done. Tae holds his hands up with the device to show it to Jimin, “relax, it's my phone,” he holds his thumb on the power button. “Please, please come on,” he whispers to it. 

“A phone?” 

“A device used to communicate over distance, it's like your telepathic message,” Taeyhung explains, not looking at Jimin and praying that after this long it was still functional enough to access photos. He had turned the battery off centuries ago to save it. “Yes!” He cheers when it does and frantically opens the photos app, “this was my wife….,” he holds it out to show Jimin, exstatic to finally show someone. After initially backing up in fear Jimin realizes it is harmless and takes a look. “She's very beautiful-she….,” he glances back to his friend on the bed and smiles, “I can see some resemblance…….uhm……Taeyhung….” 

“Yes?” He looks at the boy, putting his phone in his chest pocket

“Thankyou….for caring about Gguk….have you ever seen anything like this?” He points to Gguk 

“Are you asking me for help? I'm sorry kid….so many of those viruses looked so similar….I'm just old, not all knowing….” 

Jimin nods feeling defeated, he somehow for a moment had some hope, “Thankyou” 

“I want to help too though” 

“I’ll remember that…..thanks…..we’re going to the auction tomorrow, are you?” 

Taeyhung nods, “I'm leaving tonight, as soon as I leave here. I want answers” 

Jimin nods, “seems we may have common ground” 

Taeyhung smiles to the floor and taps the boys shoulder on his way out, “see you there?” 

The next morning came and Jimin hadn’t gotten any sleep, Jungkook had a rough night. Not that he actually required any. The most he needed was a few hours every six months or so.

“Stay here, please, I know what I said yesterday but please just let Yoongi and me go and bring something back?” He pleads with Jungkook. Jungkook nods, having no strength to protest further and turns onto his side laying down. 

Jimin sighs and tucks him in then moves his hair back, and nods to Yoongi to say he was ready for them to leave and drive out. They would have to leave now, Seokjin’s estate was in New York City and the drive to get there in time would mean having to leave now. 

The whole drive there Jimin thought of Jungkook and the conversation he had with Taeyhung the previous evening until he drifted off to rest. He wasn't nearing his mark but maybe he had been taxing his body and mind a bit more lately. 

“We’re here,” Yoongi taps him. He wakes up and they get out of his friend's truck, they swing their doors closed together in unison and he looks around. “I got us here a bit early….,” Yoongi says and he nods as a thankyou before looking around. Taeyhung had said he would be here, it looked like they were the only ones here so far though, he was sure that the others would flood in soon. He was about to assume the man lied to him about all of it when he looks to the far left side of the estate hidden under something. “Go find us a place yeah? I’ll be right there,” Yoongi nods and Jimin walks over to Taeyhung who was in fact there as he said he would be and apparently had gotten there first and been there a while. He was leaned with his back against his car and he had something between his fingers. There was so much he didn't recognize around here. He had no idea what things was that Taeyhung was parked under was, or no idea what this green stuff covering the ground was, or what was in Taeyhung’s hands that he was bringing to his lips, inhaling and then blowing out; he knew it was smoking. 

“Cigarette?” Taeyhung takes a box from inside the car, leaning into the window that's down to grab it from inside. He watched Taeyhung tap the box on the back of his hand and he held a little stick thing to him, it's half white and half tan. “What's a cigarette?” 

“Nevermind,” Taeyhung chuckles and then smushes the one he had on his car’s roof, “first one since before she–” 

“What's that?” Jimin points to the very large thing they stood under and Taeyhung looks up at the big tree

“It's a tree, they used to be everywhere. There is a giant floating ball of gas, a star, out there, the sun, and it used to…..,” he smiles to his feet, “it used to….warm earth and provide light, before it got completely clouded over, it's still there somewhere if it hasn't died yet…..it's probably still there…..there used to be light, the sun light would shine down and it would peak through the leaves of trees and I remember the first time I saw her, she was under a tree, the light was twinkling through and hitting her eyes…..they were like swamp water and honey….everywhere used to look something like this,” Taeyhung gestures around 

“What's this green stuff all over the ground?” Jimin asks, rubbing his boot into a small patch of grass and the man winses, “Aish, please don't do that,” he chokes, “it's grass….like you’ve seen on that old TV show” 

“Oh…..what are you hoping to find in there?” 

Taeyhung shrugs 

“I want answers….,” Jimin adds 

“Yeah, answers……let’s both keep eye on something to help Jungguk?” He offers a handshake 

Hesitantly, Jimin nods and shakes his hand and they head inside, splitting up to find places. 

“Where'd you go?” Yoongi asks his friend upon being rejoined as the estate fills and things begin to start, providing Jimin with a convenient out to the inquiry 

They sit through and watch the auction go down, the company running it knew how hectic this could be, so they made it a silent auction. Many of the items were out of their price range and everything was sold quickly. Despite Yoongi trying to nudge him, Jimin refused to leave. All sorts of things were swimming through his mind, everything Taeyhung had told him, Jungguk, he still managed to pay attention to not miss anything. What did The Creator mean in his will, except for one? Why did he want to destroy this place and why the hurry? Why were only ones getting sick with this mystery illness hybrids? Where did the disease start? How come they were able to make the medicine that was keeping Jungguk hanging on and apparently has also kept Taeyhung and The Creator alive and preserved for so long? It has to start somewhere right? Was that what Seokjin had meant? What was the failure that he mentioned? Was the failure an android? Beauty, what did he mean by that? Was the answer here? Wouldn't he want credit? 

“Jimin, they just sold a journal, I think that's the last of it,” He snaps out of his thoughts when Yoongi whispers to him and he starts standing, tapping Jimin’s shoulder to leave. There is a loud collective gasp, several shrieks and screams, and the auctioneers whisper arguing amongst themselves that catches their attention. The sight they see being the cause of it. A grotesque Frankenstein’s monster, a crude mash up of human and what appears to be a incredibly old, low quality, rusty robot. Human parts including one arm, half of a face hastily attached to the decaying metal and chrome and other machine parts making the other side of the face. The human side perfectly preserved and familiar, vaguely familiar, but he couldn't put a finger on why. It was amazing how immaculate the human side had ageless perfectly preserved skin; the woman based on just the physical features, appeared to be in her twenties. The freckles on the face were still visible, it hadn't wrinkled or aged as humans did, it hadn't decayed at all. She also had a human leg, in fact, it was almost like the human was cut in half long ways right down the middle. This thing, wasn't clothed, so that could be seen. Though preserved, she was dirty. 

“Sorry, sorry, that wasn't supposed to be an item, please, don't be alarmed-,” the auctioneer begins stating in a panic. 

“We’ll take it!” Jimin stands abruptly. “No, sir, this isn't one of the items-” 

“I said we will take it.” Jimin stands stern, he wasn't taking no for an answer. 

Reluctantly, the auctioneer and curator shrug as if they didn't care that much. If someone wanted this thing, they could have it. 

“What, pray tell, made you want this thing?” Yoongi asks as he and Jimin are lying her in the back seat of his truck. “I don't know….I wasn't thinking….I mean I actually  got to thinking….The Creator….remember he said he had a failure, all of that stuff?” 

“Yeah….that would be a good name for that,” Yoongi shivers, looking over his shoulder and having to quickly turn his head 

“Just…….drive……I actually spoke to Taeyhung…..” 

“Yeah?” Jimin tells him everything Taeyhung had told him on their way back to the hospital 

“Well….if you think this will give you answers fine….but what do we do with her? We can't just walk in with her?” He points out as they arrive, “speaking of,” he points to Taeyhung’s car, he must have left before she came out to be back before them. 

“Uhm, I don't know…..clothes I guess,” Jimin begins searching Yoongi’s truck and manages to find a shirt and some jeans. “You're a pig, you know that? Aish-....Yoongi……” 

“Yeah?” 

“Come here…” 

“What?” Yoongi comes around to his side to get a closer look at what Jimin is talking about. 

“It looks like she was mostly cut in half but look…..,” he points to a giant scar on her stomach. 

“Damn-shit,” Yoongi hisses, “so maybe The Creator was more careful about some parts,” he tilts his head, “Is that a C-sec-”

“Is what a what?” He hears Taeyhung's voice from behind them and over his shoulder and they both jump, shutting the door 

Taeyhung stood there with his brow raised, “did you get anything?” He asks them, he had grown impatient waiting on them to walk over to him and curious as to what they're doing

“Uh…did you?” Jimin asks, “how did you get back before us?” 

“Left a little early and yeah, got this,” he holds a old book up. As expected, covered in dust and pages showing age

“Cool, let's go check it out inside,” Yoongi walks around to get back in his truck, “I'm going to go do the thing,” he says directed at Jimin who nods. He didn't feel like hearing any of the back and forth with them today but he didn't think they were going to either because they walked in. 

“Hopefully this helps us….,” Taeyhung speaks but that's all that is said amongst them until they get to the room and begin searching the book; Taeyhung smiles at how amazed by it Jungkook is. Another reason he got the book, he thought the boy would enjoy it even if nothing else. 

Jungkook's face beamed in fascination as the three of them examine the notes of the mad man; they weren't able to really do any serious research; he and Jimin shared a silent nod of agreement to do so later when the boy slept once his grandmother came into the room with food. 

“I brought dinner,” she announces, “I'm sure you're all starving,” she feeds them all including Taeyhung. 

“Thankyou,” he bows and smiles

“You're….You're….you're a True Human,” she walks around him, looking him up and down up close, “were they all this handsome?” He blushes, before he can respond he's thankful someone else joins them. 

“That's Jungguk’s grandma, this is his grandfather; she's his mother's side, he is on his dad’s side” 

“I see,” Taeyhung nods, “excuse me, sir” 

The other man laughs before addressing the question he's about to be asked, “if you're a True Human, you're older than me; rumor has it my grandmother was one of the last True Humans. No need to call me sir, what is it?” 

“Oh?” Taeyhung and Jimin speak in unison

“The family never knew much of anything about her, her husband raised her son but he wasn't his, he was human too-that’s about all we know,” he shrugs 

“May I ask what her name was?” Taeyhung follows up 

“We never knew,” he shrugs, “I used to ask if anyone had seen her, but my dad said he had never seen her before” 

“I see….,” Taeyhung nods and begins to leave the family to eat but Jungguk's grandmother brings him back to join them 

“He never saw his mother?” Jimin asks curiously, he was practically family so he could be much more open and blunt than Taeyhung could 

The man shakes his head. “And what about your grandfather?” 

“He says he never saw her either” 

“He never saw the mother of his child?” Taeyhung asks as politely as he can, “....I can't imagine…..my wife wanted a child….we never got the chance….” 

“I suppose it was all a bit strange, but at the time, no one knew to ask questions, it really didn't matter either…..but her and their son were human, which we couldn't make sense of, since he was an android,” the man points to Jimin

“That's not how it works,” the woman in the roof speaks up, “he would be a hybrid, that couldn't have been his son” 

Jungguk was just listening intently and learning his family drama as he tried to eat. They begin to drift into other subjects as they all ate and Jimin had become consumed by the journal

“What?” Taeyhung asks him and he shakes his head and whispers, “I think there is something you need to see, later” 

“Alright,” Taeyhung nods and later Yoongi comes back, upon Jimin’s request with their purchase from the sale. 

“Uhm…..I-I think…..I think I found your wife,” Jimin says, pacing by the truck door and wiping his mouth, “and I think I know who she is” 

“What-?” Taeyhung’s obvious bewilderment etches his face and Jimin opens the door to show him. Thankfully, Yoongi had cleaned her skin and her human portion actually didn't appear horrifying anymore. 

“I uh….she's…. technically alive….I guess,” Yoongi whispers mainly to Jimin but so they could both hear 

“You purchased my wife?” Taeyhung reiterates

“Just…..look,” Jimin tells him again, “but wait….before you look-,” before he can finish warning Taeyhung he was already leaning into the truck. “YN…….,” He reaches for the skin on your face, his hand shaking

“.....Taeyhung!!” Your manufactured body sits up like a jack-in-the box, and you're screaming in agony; picking up where you left off one could say, his voice saying your name registered in your brain Seokjin kept when he made you this. You were conscious but only enough to be living what you were as you dying, being cut apart and screaming out for him until you no longer could 

“I'm here, I'm right here, it's me,” he coos, holding your face and you stop screaming. Yoongi and Jimin watch, hands to their ears. “I'm…..always with you….,” Taeyhung tells you. “Always?” “Always,” He nods, holding his forehead to yours and nodding. 

“I think she may be Jungkook's grandmother-,” Jimin speaks 

“She never had a child,” Taeyhung whispers 

“You sure about that?” 

“Yes, I'm sure. I always told her no and then it was too late,” he glares at the other two 

Jimin comes over and lifts the shirt that she is wearing to reveal the sloppy gruesome scar and Taeyhung runs his trembling fingers over the scar. “She was-you were-,” he looks up at you. 

You aren't quite intelligent enough to answer. 

Jimin clears his throat and shows Taeyhung the page in the journal he had found earlier that further believed The Creator had discovered she was pregnant and very early on and he somehow discovered how to grow the child to full term after removing it from her body knowing she couldn't do it because she was sick and dying and he had turned her into this monstrosity. “I think with her and the journal, we could find the answers, we could save Jungguk” 

As one could expect, Taeyhung was sobbing, he wipes his arm on his sleeve. “Alright, let's save Jungguk, then you owe me” 

“That’s fair, name it” 

“Kill us……I can't let her be seen like this,” he shoves the journal to Jimin’s chest and gently lifts you to carry you. After buying you a scarf to mostly cover your face, a wig as close to your hair as he could possibly find, and getting you a jacket; you were able to be conspicuous. He carries you back to the hotel with him 

“Find anything?” He sits you on a chair and you're instantly memorized by the familiar show on the television 

“I'm beginning to believe that she is patient zero” 

“Yeah….I guess that would make sense…..” 

“Taeyhung, hyung?” Jungkook smiles at him 

“Yes Little Bunny?” Taeyhung looks to him 

“Jimin told me-” 

“You told him, what about our deal!?” Taeyhung shoves Jimin 

“It wouldn't be right not to!” Jimin shoves him back 

“Please don't fight,” Jungkook coughs, “my grampa and my best friend fighting, I don't like it” 

“Okay, okay Bunny,” they both stop, Taeyhung's hand’s gripping Jimin by his coat collar 

“Read faster,” Taeyhung tells him sternly and lets him go 

“May I see her?” Jungkook asks him 

“Sure,” Taeyhung nods and starts sliding down your face scarf, “no…..the real her” 

“ ‘Course,” Taeyhung turns on his phone and shows Jungkook who isn't afraid of it at all

He smiles, “Thankyou both. Jimin told me,” he's interrupted regularly by his own coughs, “about the Sun….and trees….and grass….I’ve never seen them before…..,” hearing those words what is left of you smiles as the memory of an image comes to your brain, “come swing Tae,” you giggle and he smiles, “I hope someday you can grandson….,” he swallows tears. “The estate had a tree and grass…..maybe sometimes the sun can peak through there and you can find some old books on gardening,” he smiles 

“Yeah, I think I'll try that,” Jungkook agrees happily 

“Yeah? Under the big tree, plant some flowers for your grandmother, yeah?” 

“Yes sir,” he nods and smiles 

“Find anything yet?” He asks Jimin, seeing Jungkook slipping further and further away 

“Im looking…..,” Jimin mumbles and it's quiet as there's nothing but the sound of Jungkook's coughing, then wheezing in his sleep, and ticking of time passing 

“I've got it…..,” Jimin finally speaks and passed the journal to Taeyhung 

“We should have the same type right?” 

“Possibly,” Jimin shrugs, “I'll go find out, will all of mine be enough?” 

“It's should be, more than enough” 

Taeyhung nods, leaves the room and comes back an hour later

Several hours later Jungkook was on his way to being cured and Taeyhung was finally looking his age, Yoongi was sitting to watch Jungkook when he woke up and Jimin was driving you and Taeyhung back to the estate. “Under the tree?” 

“Yeah,” Taeyhung nods

“.....any last words?” 

“Take care of Gguk…..help him see trees and build him a swing in the sunlight,” he lays you into the hole Jimin had dug and then he lays in with you, facing you and Jimin covers you both 

—-40 years later, June—- 

“I did it!!! I did it!!” Jungkook stands and turns to him laughing, “There's a flower!!” 

“For real!?” Jimin rushes over and he couldn't believe it, there was a flower. “You did it!” Jimin laughs and hugs his shoulders 

“You don't understand, the grass, it's not dead. There's a flower! The tree is starting to have leaves!! The sun!” 

“What?” 

“What time is it?” 

“5 am,” Jimin yawns, he was reaching his six months recharge point 

“Let's watch sunrise!” Jungkook sits by the flower, under the tree, on the grass 

Jimin would do anything for him so he sits and they wait 

“What do you think will happen if the sun rises and we can actually see it?” Jungkook asks excitedly 

“I'll be building a swing,” Jimin lays down 

“What?” 

“Nothing….,” Jimin closes his eyes and they wait 

“Jimin! Jimin!! Wake up!” He hears his friend screaming and feels a odd warm sensation he had never felt before, “Huh?” he sits up a bit, putting his weight on his elbow and checks the time, it was noon 

“We both fell asleep, look!!” Jungkook was standing and behind him in the sky they had always known to be black there was a giant ball of light beating down on them 

“We brought back the sun!!!” 

After basking in this a while, Jimin begins making that swing 

“The census, the headcount Taeyhung told you about” 

“What about it?” 

“I found it, a while ago….” 

“Yeah?” 

Jungkook nods and looks up at the sun, “Today was YN’s birthday….I can't wait until flowers are back everywhere and my my great great grandkids can see trees and everything,” he smiles 

[livvyofthelake]

new lost ranking post the hurley episode i watched last night. episode 18? maybe. whatever

1. jack obviously. he’s never getting knocked off the top of the pyramid there’s literally nothing anyone else could do to make me like them more than jack…. nothing this show ever does will ever beat do no harm

2. sayid!!! his swag is like. so unbeatable… he just hits different AND he’s a total hottie too woah… loving his paranoid insane freak arc this season. the writers were like what if we killed his girlfriend and made him act insane. and i’m eating it up actually i mean i wish they hadn’t killed his girlfriend considering that was literally my good friend shannon who i miss deeply. but sayid is NOT moving on and i love it… need me a freak like that sorry

3. claire… maternity leave was HUGE… and that’s my friend belle she always ranks higher than she probably should because she’s my friend belle <3

4. hurleyyyyy :) my special little prince and i mean this… i’m such a hurley girl and yeah sure you can also chalk that up to the fact that hurley is the pet character of eddie and adam and i would love anything eddie and adam did forever and ever except that tron movie i could never quite get through watching. heart! anyway yeah i love hurley he’s my guy… hurley is so. me age 19 but different but the same. wow. if hurley could read some of my notes app poetry from 2020 he’d feel seen in a way that would motivate him to seek professional help. but let’s not get into that

5. ana lucia SORRY. she kinda sucks so fucking bad and yes she killed my beautiful girl shannon but that was only her fault as much as it’s a gun’s fault when someone uses it to kill someone. so i’ve never blamed her for that it’s just a bad situation which she will notttt be coming out on top of 😐. but i think she’s sooo cool in a woman who sucks way… and her cunty 2000s ass outfit is crazy… the black tank top and low rise bootcut jeans and chunky belt and zip up utility vest…. i’d dress up as her for halloween if i was the kind of person who dressed up for halloween or was willing to buy an ugly belt for a one wear costume. also her plot with sayid rn is soooo good they’re looking at each other just two paranoid FREAKS going. you aren’t crazy. and neither am i. let’s fucking kill these Others. it’s sooooo good… and she never makes the same mistake twice…

6. eko my good friend eko…. he’s so…. he’s just so kind… imagine having the patience and compassion to be nice to charlie right now. woah

7. kate. in her flop era rn and it’s DIRE. but we love her this is the highest i can put her right now i’m sorry girl you just can’t beat out eko and hurley and ana etc when you’re acting like this….

8. rose and bernard <3 soooooo excited for them next episode it’s not even funny… that’s literally rose and bernard….

9. libby. category five obsessed with that freak disease! she took one look at that loser hurley and was like he’s so fucking pathetic and weird. and i want him so bad. and i HAVE to respect her game. she said oh yeah i’m gonna talk him back from suicide and then it’s ON…

10. danielle rousseau… she literally slayed the house down in maternity leave… sorry queen for never including you in these lists before now my bad fr!

11. sun <3 she’s so. your girl friend who deserves way better but she’s so happy with her annoying and unlikeable man you can’t even tell her to dump his ass no matter how bad you want to

12. michael… where tf is michael… i miss him :(

13. new guy. i can’t very well call him henry now can i. wtf is his name… kinda like his pathetic gay swag. but he’s sooo annoying 🙄 and frankly i stand with sayid’s paranoid freak ass… but he’s kinda fun to have around i admit! love how he’s always playing mind games!!

14. locke admittedly has been slaying lately but i still think all his backstory episodes are lame and bad and also. as we say. an enemy of jack’s…

15. jin. he like. swings wildly between me hating him so bad i hope he dies and me thinking he’s soooo interesting and compelling and cool. the whole truth was a crazy episode in this way when it started i was like wow he needs to kill himself. and then by the end i was like woah why is he the most interesting man on lost island…. the way he literally can’t talk to anyone but sun as a physical storytelling metaphor for his closed off nature that prevents him from ever being truly known… wowie!

16. charlie. he’s flopping soooo hard this season. remember when charlie used to be a top five character. that’s crazy

17. sawyer. goes without explanation

[northwestofinsanity]

Band Incorrect Quote/Scenario -“I Love My Job…” (Hospital AU)

Well, with an incorrect-quote-worthy event at work, here’s another cursed extended band incorrect scenario in the cursed veterinary hospital AU with Styx and Squeeze… This time, rather than the mixed bunch in “Frencho Fryo Time”, or Squeeze by themselves as with the Daylight Savings time, this one features Styx by themselves, and the situation brings out their dramatic dynamic!

-It’s 10:00 AM, and a drug label has come back from reception to the pharmacy lab for the assistant team to refill a patient’s script of liquid furosemide*-

[*This is a diuretic medication, often used to prevent or remove fluid buildup around the heart and lungs (effusion), most commonly for patients in later stage heart disease]

Tommy Shaw: *Sees the label* “Is this a compound? There’s no recipe label printed.”

JY: “No, if you go in the cabinet above Dr. R’s desk, that one is pre-made in a solution, because it’s really unstable if we compound it in-house. All you have to do is just get a syringe and pull out however many cc’s the label says it’s for.”

Tommy Shaw: *Goes and looks in the cabinet* “JY, I can’t find it!”

JY: *Comes in, and finds the two boxes of it, unopened, but on the top shelf, and turned around so the labels face the back of the cabinet, unfortunately positioned in a way that set Tommy up for failure finding it* “There it is.” *Pulls one box down, and flips the other around.*

Tommy Shaw: “Really? Up there, turned around?”

JY: “I don’t know who put it away like that. It’s not supposed to be put away like that. Anyway, do you still want to fill it, or do you want me to fill it?”

Tommy Shaw: “I’ve never filled that one, but it seems easy enough, so I probably should.”

JY: “Okay. It’s not really any different than if you were doing the Cisapride solution.”

Tommy Shaw: *Perks up* “Oh, okay! Yeah, I can do that!”

JY: *Has an odd feeling that something is going to go wrong, despite the fact that Tommy has filled quite a few scripts before and that he usually has faith in Tommy to do things right, so he stays in the pharmacy hall in hopes he can be there to prevent whatever is about to go wrong*

-Less than two minutes later- Tommy Shaw: *Has gotten the compounding bottle and syringe adapter tops at the ready, and is in the process of pulling the correct amount out of the stock bottle. As he is, he’s to get the syringe plunger to pull back due to the viscous nature of the furosemide solution.  On autopilot, he disconnects the syringe and pulls some air into it, then puts it into the adapter top to create some extra air in the bottle to keep the plastic walls from getting sucked inward as the solution is pulled out, but forgets in his auto-pilot mode that he has a rather large, 25cc syringe, rather than a tiny 3 or 1cc syringe, thus, having the plunger pulled nearly halfway back with air is a lot more than usual.  He starts to push the air into the bottle*

JY: *Does a double take, realizing after 5 cc’s what Tommy is unknowingly doing, and can see the sides of the bottle starting to bow outward* “Oh, don’t do that-!”

-Instantly, before anyone can even respond to JY’s warning, the air pressure in the bottle pushes the syringe adapter top out of the bottle neck and causes the solution to spray out of the bottle, across Tommy’s chest and arms, in his face, and all over the countertop and everything on it.  It’s on the wall between the counter and the overhead cabinets, on the cabinet doors, and all over the lab sample tubes in the basket on the counter, as well as in the open box of microscope slides, and soaked into the towel that various bottles of cleaner and lab solvents sit on to protect the counter top from any leaks-

Dennis, John, and Chuck: *All gasp super loud*

Tommy Shaw: *Freezes with a look on his face of being a hundred percent done with everything as he sets the bottle down, which now only has about a quarter of the medication volume left in it, and wipes the droplets that are dangerously close to his eyes*

Dennis DeYoung: *Looks like he’s about to say something, or rather, shout something at Tommy*

JY: *Puts his hands up and very sternly shakes his head at Dennis, then turns and gives John and Chuck a similar warning look* “Don’t say anything...”

Tommy Shaw: *Inhales deeply with a wheeze and lets out a groaning sigh*

John Panozzo: *Walks out of the pharmacy hallway, because he’s trying hard not to laugh and knows he’s going to lose the battle*

Tommy Shaw: “I… don’t even know what I expected would happen when I did that… I don’t know why I did that… or what I was even thinking.” *Sighs again, setting the syringe and bottle down on the counter, and puts his hands down at his sides in defeat*

JY: *Grabbing some hand towels and rags out of the closet in the hallway* “Okay… it’s alright… we’ve got the other bottle.  We’ll just clean all this up, use what we’ve got left in this one before opening the other, and we’ll let Alan Gratzer know that one of the bottles spilled and we’re on our last one.  He doesn’t even have to know how it happened.”

Dennis DeYoung: *Eyes wide* “What do you mean he doesn’t-!?”

JY: *Trying so hard not to sigh in a way that sounds annoyed as he is* “Tommy, if you don’t have a spare shirt in your car, there’s that whole bin of spares in the bathroom.  Please go wash that off and get changed, and we can make sure that goes in the next load of laundry.”

Tommy Shaw: *Looks alarmed* “Is this one of those drugs that are bad if you touch it?”

JY: “No, it doesn’t have effects on skin contact -and even if it did, it would only be an issue if you have blood pressure trouble.  But you don’t need to be walking around covered in it.”  *Waits until Tommy goes off before turning to Dennis* “I just said, it is NOT that big a deal, and Alan has WAY too much to do with tracking inventory -as long as nobody is stealing or consuming the drugs, he DOES NOT CARE how it happened.  He just needs to know that we made a mistake, some was lost, and we need to order more.  End of story!”

Chuck Panozzo: *Looks between both of them* “BYE.”  *Walks off, and with the power of suggestion, goes back to the laundry room to see where the cycle is at and if he can make sure Tommy’s scrub top gets in the next load*

Dennis DeYoung: “Fine, then.”  *Walks away toward treatment*

JY: *Groans to self as he sprays and wipes off the main part of the counter, then goes to get the other bottle of that particular medication solution so that he can fill the script and have that part over with before dealing with the more details areas that got splashed, deciding in his head that he’ll leave most of it for Tommy to clean when he gets back, but will deal with the tedious process of washing all the microscope slides and drying them so they don’t have water stains or streaks* “Ohh, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job… I do love my job. And my coworkers…”

[itsmeanyango]

FULL MOON IN SAGITTARIUS MAY 23RD 2024: ASTROLOGY

This is how the full moon in Sagittarius is affecting the collective on a health/biological way. Reach out for personal readings whether in clarification of the following or other readings like card pulls, birth charts, dream analysis etc.

Full moon in Sagittarius in your first house is headache and pressure to the head causing occupational hazard. Massage your head and do breathing exercises. Rest please 🙏🏿

Full moon in Sagittarius in your second house is throat problems. Parched, scratchy or sore. Relax your throat, tone down on singing and talking. Tape your mouth when you sleep, cover your mouth when you cough or yawn.

Full moon in Sagittarius in your third house is pain in your hands. If you're an instrumentalist,you're always typing or writing,you may want to take a three day break or more. Teachers, the marking can wait or get taken slower. Carpal tunnel syndrome.

Full moon in Sagittarius in your fourth house is uterus discomfort. If pregnant REST or you risk serious complications that can lead to pregnancy loss. Especially with this Jupiter in Gemini coming on 26th May that will be I'm your 10th House. If you're on your period, it might be a rough one this time.

Full moon in Sagittarius in your fifth house is pressure in your chest stemming from your heart. Stay away from coffee, carbonated drinks, fatty foods, processed sugars. So some little activity and avoid lying down too long. Drink black tea or other non stimulating teas. I know black tea is a stimulant, but at this time it's the best tea for you. Avoid the relaxing teas. Sing your heart out and listen to dancy music like can't stop the feeling from Trolls. This will help relieve the pressure in your chest that's interfering with blood flow.

Full moon in Sagittarius in the sixth house. Stop taking drugs to fix that stomach issue. Chew and swallow a pea size amount of ginger. Put moringa powder in hot water, mix and drink it while warm , 250ml is enough. Drink black coffee to have a bowel movement. Eat a lot of leafy greens.

Full moon in Sagittarius in the seventh house. That flare up in your skin will pass, you don't need all those products. If you have access to breast milk, ask the mother and apply on your trouble areas. Your skin is also probably rejecting your partner and to some, pregnancy. The pregnancy one has a direct correlation with your skin rejecting your partner.

Full moon in Sagittarius in the eighth house. Yeah, you'll need to get that infection in your private parts checked. Don't have unprotected sex or else you'll learn a very horrible lesson and no this has nothing to do with pregnancy.

Full moon in Sagittarius in the ninth house. Don't trust yourself this time. You're always right but this time wait until the New moon in Gemini, your mind will have changed.

Full moon in Sagittarius in the tenth house. Maybe you shouldn't overwork or strain your bones like that? Someone needs to get their sciatic nerve checked and another their femur.

Full moon in Sagittarius in the eleventh house. You're feeling weird because your blood metal levels are high, go get checked. Stop taking iodine and or zinc, you probably have a certain deficiency and these supplements are destroying you. Get a doctor's second opinion, you probably don't have that disease (mostly cancer).

Full moon in Sagittarius in the twelfth house. You see how women with PMDD tend to want to end themselves before their period then they get their period and go "oh, so that's why". That's the same thing here, it's just the full moon in Sagittarius making things feel and seem so bad in such a convincing manner. Hold on, it will pass. However, you are tasked with working through whatever you're feeling even after this transit has passed, otherwise demons of old will haunt you down.

I hope this is helpful because the energy already started and will persist until after as it slowly wanes into and past the sign of Capricorn.

[thegremlinwhowrites]

1.

B expected an answer. An explanation. One that A could never give, knowing that it would ultimately change their relationship if B knew what they knew. If B understood that A wasn’t such an innocent little soul anymore. The silence that followed could be called suffocating, deafening, a void that needed to be filled, as it was left hanging like a doll on a string. Some image, still, presented itself in their mind. The body; punctured and still-bleeding yet without life that had been discarded as if it were a mere child’s forgotten toy. One that had been loved, and probably could’ve been loved by many more if its fate hadn’t succumbed to this. The body that had been a person. The body that would continue to be left there for the vast majority of its decomposure.

A couldn’t get the image out of their head without willing it away. Previously, before all this shit hit them, they had never needed to ‘will something away’ like they had now grown accustomed to. It came with a cruel, sick disease; black and tarred, chipping away at their sanity slowly but very much surely. They were warned of this, of course, but chose to ignore it with his cat-like curiosity. A would never have that curiosity again. Never.

They swore it.

Their partner stared. Did they have to give an answer? Really? Or was it simple enough to try and cover it up? Surely not, after all this silence had been stretched- only now- uncomfortably long. B was serious now; A could see it in their eyes, how they were searching for an answer that would either be forced out of them, or discovered within the coming weeks. A’s partner had a knack for finding information out of people; prying it even if they were dead. Maybe that was the reality of whoever’s body that was.

And that thought scared them.

Because what if their partner found out? What if, because of their stupid silence, their partner was going to find out that they knew who they were- what they had done- and the threat of their curiosity was now reaching new levels of ’I fucked up’, more than A thought it ever could.

Of course, the possibility of the perpertrator to these crimes finding out about A was a very distinctive, and terrifying, thought that made their head swim for the last couple of weeks. And now they were drowning, knowing that their lover; the one person of whom had always believed them, without any thoughts of doubt, was now the one they were afraid of the most.

That love that they held was suffocating as much as it was frustrating. It was terrifying as much as it was… thrilling? Oh god, why was a part of them looking forward to it?? To the very high chance that they would be killed by their lover savagely, without a thought of remorse.

How else could B look into their eyes with a peturbed love if they had any ounce of remorse?

Just like how A was avoiding their gaze, coffee cup in hand, dreading the mere thought of sleeping in the same bed as them that night. It was like they were being stirred up, their image distorting until it finally smoothed down into one, single line.

Their lover stood with a soft sigh. Shoulders back, tension rushing in crowds to click in between their joints. Crunched. Their words cut through them, dragging them violently from their thoughts and throwing A back down to Earth. “I think its been a long day, too long for the both of us; and you look exhausted.” A nod. “My love,” B began, and at some point they had gotten close enough that their smooth hand was able to gently tip A’s head up, but it wasn’t a dangerous gesture; and somehow, with the calm of their voice and the caring nature shown to them, A took a deep breath and finally reached their eyes and held contact. “Whatever it may be, I’m sure we can figure it out. No matter how long it takes. Okay?”

Not okay. Not okay at all.

“Yeah. Okay.” A felt the tremble in their voice, and how it must’ve felt like a stab in the heart to B. And just like a follower to a god, they wanted to repent for all of their sins in exchange for forgiveness.

This monster had been their lover, after all. Was still their lover. Despite whatever hate may be growing for them now, it would be hard to ever forget the way they smiled when the sun settled for the night. The way they would give them more than just a shoulder to lean on; their whole body. The way that they would leave a room immediately with A if they ever felt too overwhelmed. The way that they were kissing A, so tenderly that it made them want to melt into B’s arms and forgive them for whatever they crime they committed as long as B would stay with them.

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@prompts-in-a-barrel I dont know how old or new this prompt is, but I enjoyed writing it to try and get on tumblr again; so thank you. I may or may not have delved into the main plot I was going for (and had planned out) but I do like the way it turned out.

I imagine this to be a gruesome plot, hence the hanging body, with A being the villain's journalist lover that stepped a bit too far into a case that they didn't know involved B.

[whatib]

Yummy food is bad for you

IMO I don't think we're being "poisoned", we might be eating food and beverages that cause certain ailments, but we're still living longer than ever. Yeah it's not the healthiest foods, but we love it and we live an awfully long time eating this garbage. For some stupid reason I have to have a Burger King bacon cheeseburger at least once ever year or so. Soda pop definitely leads to tooth decay, diabetes, and who knows what else. But the bottom line is they're pushing this garbage food on us that leads to having ailments that the medical industry is happy to provide daily medication for, for the rest of your life. It's all a money making machine that is unstoppable. You can only take care of and educate yourself and your family. Other than that, people will eat whatever they like to eat, regardless of the health issues it might lead to...although on another note, according to the CDC, Harvard studies, Oxford studies, Science magazine and Nature magazine, the after effects of catching Covid include a 40% higher risk of diabetes, 60% higher risk of heart disease, an increased risk of lung and liver disease, and an exponentially increased risk of neurological disease such as Alzheimer's. Covid exacerbates any disease that your body might have been prone to be affected by later in life. If you were probably going to get Cancer at age 72 then after catching Covid you might get Cancer at age 62. The more times you catch Covid, the worse off you are physically. Basically the more you catch Covid, the shorter your life span will be, because Covid is relentlessly attacking your organs. I now know more than a dozen people that have had Covid three or more times. We need to stop this carefree attitude of not fearing Covid, and stick to the only practice that will help us avoid Covid...social distancing, keeping your hands and face clean, and wearing glasses. They don't seem to want to push this to the world, but there was a study done in late 2020 that compared people who wear glasses to those that don't. There is a substantial drop in Covid cases among people who wear glasses. Why? Because you can catch Covid via the mouth, nose and eyes. I personally feel we're laughing each other to death by laughing in each others faces. Strange way to terminate the human race...."they laughed themselves to death"...oh well. You can give up on the System, you can give up on the People, but Never Give Up on Yourself.

[featherymainffins]

Like uuuh this usually just happens the same way my usual character design "Blond Long-haired lanky fanatic with elements of nature" happens.

But sometimes, in the fashion of Hell Portal Hospital, I make a character who is totally fucked, and since they're totally fucked they're usually malnourished and underweight. And sometimes if they end up not being fucked (not often), they gain some weight. And it isn't even a trope I'm aware of, it just...happens. The same way the aforementioned blond lanky lunatic just keeps happening.

Watch this:

my DA:I Inquisitor: actually the freshest case of this but the easiest to explain. A classic case of "Testosterone could have saved him." Adabdo of clan Lavellan (fake name Solovyov) is resentful, mean, prone to destroying others and herself. She's a moose with chronic wasting disease. She's a vampire bat. She doesn't stand for anything, doesn't believe in anything (ok she DOES have some unhinged political beliefs but the specifics are irrelevant), she says whatever is the most convenient. She doesn't really care if the world burns and while she admires capacity for violence, she also considers everyone as capable as her a competition and a threat. She feels horrible and isn't sure why. She feels vengeful and full of hate and doesn't really get why. She doesn't take care of herself. She's skin and bones; a rabid animal that wants to bite and tear and dominate. But then Adabdo realises that he's a guy and as he gets more comfortable with himself he kinda...chills out. Not 100%, of course, but he does go "Actually my hatred towards the world as a whole may have been a bit too strong. Also perhaps I shouldn't be fantasy-racist. But I can have a liiiiittle bit of fundamentalism. As a treat." And he dusts off his hair and lets it grow out and he's no longer a walking dagger aimed at your heart, and he ends up being...well not fully plus-size I believe, but he's probably at the higher end of the "healthy BMI" range. He's normal now and feels ok in his body and he's comfortable with himself and doesn't feel the need to be a walking talking razor.

one of my Hazbin Hotel OCs: Yeah ok so I initially forgot about this one because I thought about the OCs for like 5 minutes and then went "Damn I kinda...don't care actually." And I'm much more obsessed about my Dungeon Meshi OCs now. But uh yeah I technically speaking have several OCs and one of them is Dolly, who got into Hell for being a cannibal, but honestly good for her? Because she has a bit of a Lisa DBD thing going on, like she killed and ate her captor, who was starving her and abusing her. And then she killed and ate anyone who came to investigate. Which I guess may have been a little uncalled for but uh you know, why waste good meat I guess??? Iirc she has always been plus size though, like a lot of bodies react to food scarcity by making as many energy reserves as they can, so idk if she's actually an example of this. She's a capable woman who is deaf but can play the lute because she learned the theory and she really likes to feel the vibrations of the strings. People tend to underestimate her due to her deafness, which she utilises to her and her girlfriend's advantage (oh yeah she has a girlfriend, Frilled Shark aka Frill, alive name Agatha; a loanshark who's trying to erase her past and make it into something that never was; she's stuck in everything she never was and fights against the current of time)

Chatterbird Corporations: Ok this is complicated. So uh Chatterbird Corporations actually features several characters with various body issues and/or identity problems. But the one who is an example of this specifically is Thomas Dallaghan. Dallaghan's whole deal is that he's a big guy but after Chatterbird starts abusing him, he falls into a depressive stressed-out slump and loses a ton of weight. He's severely underweight for most of the story, since Chatterbird is alive most of the time. But whenever she is out of the picture, he gains at least some of his weight back. So for him, his weight is directly tied to his mental health. Which is completely lost on Chatterbird because she has never noticed anything that wasn't strategically advantageous to her. I think Dallaghan might actually develop an eating disorder later because I think that'd be fucked up. But idk. I feel like there might not be time for such down to Earth problems. We're solving the ship of Theseus and the question of what makes someone a human being and if that is something you should want in the first place. Like get in the car, loser, we're discussing at what point copies of one person become two separate people and if it happens by fate or by choice. No time for eating disorders in this place.

For some reason I cannot place, yesterday I was convinced that I wrote a particular trope 3 times but I'm pretty sure I did it twice, not 3 times???

What does yesterday me know that I don't???

[feelingsaph]

Dream, being the embodiment of all things fictional, is probably the source of all kinds of fictional diseases. But these diseases aren’t something he created consciously like his dreams and nightmares. They’re his feelings taking form. I wouldn’t be surprised his powers would amp up those feelings and manifest them into something potentially devastating. And because these diseases are a manifestation of his emotions taking over his powers, he can’t just wave it away like he would with his other creations.

An example of a fictional disease he created is Hanahaki (花吐き病). Hanahaki is a disease caused by unrequited love. Flowers bloom in the victim’s lungs and heart, suffocating them and making them cough out petals. There are only two ends for someone with hanahaki: their affections are returned, therefore curing them, or they die from coughing out the flowers and blood or suffocation.

Not a very subtle illness, huh?

Now hear me out;

After 133 years of not seeing his friend, ending their last meeting on terrible terms, and missing the last appointment (through no fault of his own but his friend couldn’t have known that), Morpheus approaches The New Inn with his heart pounding in his ears. Their old date rendezvous spot has been demolished, leaving only this unfamiliar place. There’s a chance Hob might not be here. Would Hob really be waiting for him in here? Worse, does he still want to see him after last time?

Luckily, the sight of Hob sitting at the corner stopped Morpheus from psyching himself out of there. And when Hob looked up to him with the warm smile he always gives him after all this time, Morpheus’s heart can’t help but flutter. And it’s not just from the relief that Hob still considers him his friend.

All is right with the world. Their talk may have been 33 years overdue, but with Hob’s ever-present sunny disposition and years worth of updates to give, Morpheus finds himself relaxing and smiling more than usual. No, he didn’t grin, and if Hob thought he did, well he’s wrong—

“… And I’ve been seeing someone for the last year or so.”

Morpheus freezes. “Oh?”

“Yeah, her name is Audrey,” Hob chuckles fondly, “She’s the first person I’ve been with since Peg, and who knows how long that’s been. I think you’d like her—“

Of course he’s with someone. It’d be selfish of Morpheus to wish otherwise. After all, they’re just friends, right? It took all of 633 years for Morpheus to finally accept Hob’s friendship, and he wouldn’t want to ruin it now by adding his… whatever this is, into their newly amended relationship. Besides, they’ve got all of eternity to spend together, right? Even though it might never be in that context since Hob has never shown interest in being with him, or other men for that matter…

Oh no.

The intrusive thoughts rushing forward following the sharp pang in his chest causes Morpheus to cough into his hands rather violently. Hob stops his ramble for a second and gives him a concerned look.

“Dream? Are you alright? I’ll get you some water.” Hob slides out of his seat and heads to the bartender before Morpheus could stop him.

Morpheus clears his throat and observes what’s in the palm of his hand. A moonflower petal. Wonder what that could be about…

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Now, Dream probably won’t die from this disease because he’s Endless, but I imagine it would be inconvenient as hell to be choking on whole flowers while he’s trying to act natural in front of his ‘friend’.

Or what if, instead of Dream experiencing hanahaki himself, his subjects are the ones getting infected by it and slowly dying like the castle retainers were in Beauty and the Beast unless he deals with his feelings?

There’s a lot to think about here.

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EDIT 1: Shout-out to @hellfridge for turning me to Midnight in Bloom by @aeon-of-neon , a hanahaki Dreamling fic with its own sexy twist. Thank you @hellfridge! Guess I know what I'll be reading tonight 😆

[chil2de]

that one scene from csm but make it my favourite haikyuu characters

aka: you give them the lollipop you were eating

featuring: miya atsumu, miya osamu, suna rintarou, sakusa kiyoomi, iwaizumi hajime, tendou satori

atsumu

“that’s nasty as shit”

“y’all still eat those?” atsumu sneers, slumping down on the bench beside you. he slings his arm over you to set down the drink he got for you. from your peripherals, you watch him screw open a bottle of water before chugging half the contents.

“what do you mean still? you’re acting like you were born three decades ago. have you ever even had one?”

“why would i eat one? it’ll be gone in like a minute” he scoffs, screwing the lid back on.

“that’s ‘cause you’re one of those psychopaths who bite straight into it. you’re supposed to wait for it to dissolve in your m—“

“wait for it to do what?”

“huh? dissolve in your m—“

you turn your attention towards atsumu’s stifled laughter.

“you’re tryin’ so hard to not say ‘suck’ and it’s fuckin’ killing me” he snorts, eyebrows raising in amusement.

“are you a child?” you sneer, gritting your teeth a little into the candy.

“i ain’t got a lollipop in my mouth”

“that’s why ‘samu’s the better twin.” you hum. when atsumu’s mouth rolls into an ‘o’ you take the opportunity to plunge the lollipop into his mouth, relishing the way surprise paints him.

for a second, your thumb lingers on his bottom lip. his eyelids are still blown with shock before he tucks the lollipop away, delicacy audibly knocking against his teeth.

“cute.” you hum, pulling atsumu’s bottom lip down. he jams his lips closed, shooting you daggers in the process. it only fuels you more when he’s left in a pout but his eyes shriek bloody murder.

“shut the hell up, asshole.”

-

osamu

“i mean..”

“here. you wanted this one, right?” osamu opens the grocery bag, rummaging through the contents before leaning over the passenger seat to give you your lollipop.

you lean back over to him, planting a small kiss onto his cheek before murmuring a soft thank you against his skin.

“oh! you got the melon one, too! i heard they’re good.” you hum, working the wrapper off as osamu drives the key into the exhaust.

“probably tastes like melon.” he laughs with a puff of exhaled air.

“you didn’t get one for yourself?” you inquire, turning to face osamu as he leans one arm behind your seat- peering out behind him to back out of the parking lot.

“one of..?” he trails, attention clearly elsewhere for a second.

“the lollipop. you wanna try?”

“(y/n), i don’t want your cooties.” osamu hums in amusement, yet continues to pop his mouth open whilst he’s still facing you. having not tried the lollipop yourself, you quickly give it a few swipes before letting osamu taste it.

“tastes like melon.” he agrees, humming thoughtfully as he straightens himself to face forward.

“right? it’s kinda weird, like there’s an aftertaste.”

“there’s a few extras in the bag, you wanna try those too?”

-

suna

“thanks.”

you sling your arm over your bed, digging and thrashing around for your phone until it falls within your reach. even though suna’s a room away, instead of using your voice, you decide to send him a message. you can even hear the faint buzz and ring of his phone going off in the distance.

it’s a beat, two, three until you can hear rustling ring in the air; followed by the faint pitter patter of suna’s footsteps.

when the door opens, he pops his head through with a look of disgruntlement evident on him.

“are you mute?” he sighs, glancing around to try to figure out what you want before you get a chance to speak.

you grab the lollipop from your mouth, sticking it out in front of you.

“i don’t wanna eat it anymore.”

suna slumps off of the door, taking a few steps forward to extend his hand before taking the candy from you.

“i’ll throw it away for you, doll.” he hums flatly, ghosting a smirk on his lips as he listens to your clamor and turmoil at the newfound information.

subsequently, when suna settles back down at his desk, he sends you a snap. the picture includes him holding the stick at an angle so that you can see the bulge of the lollipop against his skin, ornating his cheek in a small ‘o’. moreover, the caption reads “gotem😎”

-

sakusa

“no.”

sakusa raises an eyebrow incredulously at your morbid proposal, features scrunching into mutiny underneath his mask.

“give it here. i’m throwing it away.” he tilts his digits in a ‘come here’ motion, beckoning for you to hand the lollipop over.

“kiyoomiiii! it won’t kill you!” you guffaw, hesitantly handing over the candy in betrayal. he shoots you a sideways glare, carefully covering the lollipop up with the original wrapper it came in.

“but we’ve kis—“

“—how am i supposed to know that you’re not carrying a disease?” sakusa refutes, warning you to not cause a scene in front of his team mates. if they caught wind that he even allowed you to touch his hand, let alone kiss him, he’s sure that he’ll never hear the end of it.

later that day, as you swing by the gymnasium to catch the end of sakusa’s practice, you spot him halfway across the court- resting on a bench.

with every step forwards, your eyes focus on the foreign object that pokes out of his mouth. it’s a white lollipop stick, the same one you’d given him earlier.

you raise a finger in rebuttal, tone sneering.

“is that—“

he grabs the lollipop, motioning it towards you.

“why? you want it back?”

-

iwaizumi

“couldn’t you have bought another one?”

“iwa-chaaaan! how are your blood sugar levels?”

“iwa-chan?” his face scrunches, clearly disappointed and a little agitated over the downgrade in his pet name. whatever happened to babe? baby? haji, even? he’s not necessarily thrilled that you’re talking to him at the same level oikawa does.

“huh? you good?” you wave your hand out, fanning it in front of iwaizumi’s face to catch his attention.

“yeah, what? i don’t know. i don’t check it.” he huffs momentarily.

iwaizumi’s quick to spot the lollipop sitting in your mouth, tucked away in your cheek so that you can speak properly. you can already see the suspicion crawling onto him, and unfortunately he’s half a step further than you.

“don’t you have another one?” iwaizumi sighs, refusing to meet the puppy eyes that make his heart strings pull.

“why? don’t wanna share with me?” you grin, securing the stick in place so that he can’t grab ahold of it.

“really? you’re not gonna share it with me now?”

before you’re able to start a game of tug of war, iwaizumi steals the candy by yanking it out of your mouth and swiftly taking it for him to taste.

“what the hell?” his features bundle up into disgust and his gaze locks with yours. you can’t help the slight giggles that threaten to spill past your lips.

“you got the orange one? that’s nasty.” iwaizumi mumbles, twirling the lollipop in his mouth as though he might become accustomed to the taste.

“so? no one’s forcing you to eat it. spit it out or throw it away.”

“no way.”

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tendou

“ehh? you really wanna share it?”

from across the assortment of candy jars that lay in front of him, tendou leans over the counter. he creases his brow in concentration, as though he’s plotting his next move to win a checkmate in chess. in fact, he’s just trying his best to pick what snacks to stockpile for when he’s cuddling with you later.

tendou’s face contorts into disgust and he hisses a low tut when his eyes lay upon the untouched container of black liquorice. he moves his slender fingers towards said container, analysing the amount of content inside.

“satori? you like black liquorice? it’s okay, i won’t tell anyone.” you sneer, digging your elbow into tendou’s side. he uncoils from the jar as though he’s just touched a hot pan.

“eh? do i look like someone who likes black liquorice?” he raises an eyebrow, setting the container back down before grabbing something else and stuffing it into a paper bag.

“i mean.. yeah? you were just fondling black liquorice?”

“whaaaat? there’s some things that i like fondling, but black liquorice ain’t one of them.” tendou hums, snapping his head back to look at you in his peripherals. you send another jab to his side, apologising profusely to the employee for his inappropriate comment.

“satori!” you guffaw, watching the smug grin tilt onto him whilst you’re left speeding away from him out of embarrassment. tendou only reaches his hand out and stops you short by the arm, assertively yet carefully dragging you back to walk alongside him.

“you can’t just say that in public!”

“say what?” he cocks his head, blowing his eyelids open with curiosity. you watch his lips descend into that cute little pout and you’ve almost lost your mind already.

“oh? but i didn’t specify what i was talking about, did i? you’re so diiiirtyyyyy~”

“shut up! whatever— anyways, what’d you get?” you grit your teeth, turning your face away from him.

you can feel tendou’s cold fingertips grasp your chin. he tilts you forward, other hand dipping a green lollipop into your mouth.

“here! this is for you, angel~”

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