#Oh my God I'm so sorry

[the-unlucky-trevor]

What if Cassandra's boggart was actually fat fetish art of herself?

Like, they're in DADA class and trying to defeat a boggart, and when it's Cass' turn, she and the other kids end up getting jumpscared by a picture someone drew on DA of Cassandra impossibly chonky

(her riddikulus [sic?] form was a beautifully drawn portrait of her)

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

i think i sent this ask like a year ago I cannot remember I don't care I just need people to know my 39 year old mother has read a 20k word dirk x kankri smut I wrote on wattpad.

I will always remember the look of horror on her face as a good memory <333

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[pseudophan]

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

[kensatou]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[moodyseal]

I was poking fun at how unexpectedly silly the CHB kids looked in armour in the first two episodes of the PJO show (acting like an almighty army and all) and then it hit me. This is exactly how some of them will look like when they will be dying in the final battle. Silly. Tiny. Literal children

[theothervonkarmagirl]

[legalbrats]: 👌to Klavier?

send me a 👌for my muse to drunkenly confess something

@legalbrats

"Hey, I'm creative. I'm a creative, sneaky James Bond bitch, okay."

"One time I went to the bathroom in the judge's bushes and he didn't even know it was me~! And the next day he was like, 'who pooped in my bushes' and I was like 'what are you even talking about'? And he just left and I was like JACKPOT BITCH!"

[accirax]

(Whit did, in fact, gaf, but he wasn't about to let anyone know that.)

[halflifebutawesome]

I am a good person. I am a powerful person, I don't believe in evil. I think that evil is an idea created by others to avoid dealing with their own nature. I understand my own nature, good and evil have nothing to do with it.

[lazylittledragon]

ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:

i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???

[adhd-merlin]

[vickdoom]

had to color swatch Zack for that last post and ended up with all these 🤦.

[godbirdart]

watching america's election year unfold from a country whose politicians are constantly trying to copy america's homework in every worst possible way:

[telestoapologist]

[liltaireissocute]

[PERC'ILDAN]

I united with my husband an we came here to hurt everyone. This is an art for his very angsty but beautiful fic. Basically it's Percy's death but make it Perc'ildan for it to hurt even MORE. Also Cassandra is there. Read it, don't be scared of cyrillic.

[sailormoonsub]

There's nothing sadder than having to send someone you love to Massachusetts😔

[theminecraftbee]

-slamming bolt upright in a cold sweat- what do you mean verbal contracts cleo. what do you MEAN verbal contracts cleo. artists if you're doing commercial work you're A) charging much higher rates and B) making them SIGN A CONTRACT, right? right? you understand why that's VITAL, right? why having a written contract is VITAL for commercial work? you understand? you make them sign a written contract? please if you go looking in proper artist/graphic design circles i'm sure you can find a basic form that's legal in your locality and doesn't require you talk to a lawyer but if you're doing commercial work you're MAKING THEM SIGN A CONTRACT RIGHT--