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#Oh goodness me another crush I had back then#My sister watched Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland and I-#I remember him#Oh man do I have a type?#is my type tall dark and brooding men??#This actor I swear#👀#oh goodness gracious be still my beating heart#rmf speaks#text#Ilosovic stayne
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Younger Steven and Mclooy Rudboys lore because they're my faves and I love them dearly
#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#steven rudboys#mclooy rudboys#tnmn fanart#i want what they have (a healthy loving father-son relationship)#mclooy to me seems like the type of dad who cares deeply about his son#but also would let steven have his first drink of whiskey as soon as he was old enough to ask what papá was drinking#bc he “wants his son to be A MAN!!!!!*TM*”#he has old fashioned values but his heart is in the right place#he's very proud of steven even though he doesn't always say it out loud#hc that his own papá was the one to give him his buzzcut when he first joined the airforce so he was very proud to do it for his own son to#oh i love them so much
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Out of the (unfortunately) many One Piece scenarios bouncing around in my head one of my favorites is Zoro getting hit with the memory loss beam, and only remembering up until like. immediately after Morgan’s defeat. He’s agreed to join up Luffy and is already feeling his heart swell with loyalty, but is still under the impression that he’s going to join up to a much larger crew, with several other members.
So he just blinks awake and at first there’s none of the confusion and yelling that comes with the memory loss trope, he’s okay, he’s banged up cause of Morgan, he’s on a boat because he just became a pirate, and oh hey Luffy’s right there. This must be his new crew.
Hey, um, is that skeleton playing the violin.
#do you understand what I mean when I say that East Blue Zoro would not cope NEARLY as well with the crew if he hadnt been the first to join#he was speechless when he saw Luffy’s DF he’d never seen smth like that. he’s not at ALL the type to go.#“oh yeah i’ve seen weirder”#he HASNT. Man would see brook n chopper n franky and think he’s still tied to that cross and having a stroke. Try to hit ‘em till they die#Zoro: (turns to Usopp) Okay so a skeleton a cyborg a reindeer and two devil children. I’m assuming youre some sort of tengu?#Usopp: Okay so first of all fuck you. Second of all yes the Great Captain is that and much more#one piece#my post#roronoa zoro
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siren
#bakuspecial#cw: nudity#cw: body horror#monster#siren! I think. they're bird to me#I think this has been brewing since that stream mim did of drawing dnd monsters only from official text description#and when the official art for the sirens were shown I was like. oh thats just a woman with wings#lmao like. granted. its an official dnd book available for all audience. you cant make it too Bad To Look At#(I do not agree with this but it wasnt about me. if its about me its gonna be about very few people lmao)#but yeah. after that I got slightly too into the idea of putting more bird into birdwoman#but I also do genuinely love monsters that are Rearranged Human Parts so. I couldnt commit too much to the bird scales Im so sorry#I wanted the fleshiness. the feel. textural experience of holding her hands and being like oh that's a human#even when ur eyes tell u otherwise. mmm#...I looked to my right as I was typing these tags and saw. the fucked up pikmin I tried to sculpt the other day along with the pin#and got startled#its so. its so fucked up. gods. dusty white naked grainy parsnip#I used to have that one doll I butchered wanting to customize in a box next to me and thats way less upsetting than this. man#its perfect actually I will never throw this thing away. anyways#now. now I go to bed. its sleep time for the baku#have a good night lads! you CAN have it both way easily you just need a big bat
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Sam talks about Jacob being 'an exceptional person' and answers what would have happened if Dale interviewed Lestat and whether or not Dale and Louis would be "friends" in The Emsolation Podcast Extras!
Note: Unf this is not the complete video where he answears that question(s). I had to edit it with a few excerpts i found so it might not make much sense. if someone put the whole segment of this question(s) i will edit this with that video
Source: The Emsolation Podcast - Sam Reid talks the FINAL season of The Newsreader, urvampiregirls, loustatsoup, comeappraiseme and pixielayer
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Him saying that he can't imagine Louis giving two f*cks about Dale 😞 Well the fanfics says otherwise 🙃 i am really surprised they didn't told im about the Louis x Dale fanfics on AO3 🤣
i cant find the tweet now but i swear that i saw someone one twitter saying that Michael Lucas and the lady in the video talked about it a few weeks ago in one of The Emsolation podcast eps.
Anyway, it's funny that Lestat possessed him both times: one (where Sam clearly was able to control him) where he was totally down to the idea of f*cking Dale and in the other where he cant stand the idea of Louis f*cking Dale (Lestat you fake poly. A cheater is what you are) I didn't believed 100% in the Lestat possession allegations until i watch this 🤯
#jam reiderson#sam reid#jacob anderson#quoting tweets#sam saying Louis wouldn’t give two fucks about dale… he clearly hasn’t spent enough time on ao3#this means sam is on the “louis would get bored in two minutes with a nice guy” train btw#The Lestat JUMPED out over the idea that Louis would be attracted to Dale 😂#lestat possessed him for a second here girl calm down that newsreader is not stealing your man😭#He rlly said no ones getting that man but me…even if its me in a wig 😭#if Lestat saw what Louis & Dale have been doing in the AO3 he would quickly become Anne Rice & ban the fanfics from the face of the earth 🤣#Louis totally will f and eat Dale in the 80's. Nervous wreck reporter is his favourite type of snack back then.#he wouldve been atleast a one of the guys in san francisco cmon dont break his heart like that#Lestat will f Dale just to f with him😩#Lestat would f*ck himself if he could so ofc he would f*ck his doppelganger#i’m crying he was down w it until he remembered they were both him 😭#Pausing to picture Lestat fucking Dale (himself fucking himself)#I cant get over him getting weirded out by his own thoughts alsksk#I’m convinced Lestat was bringing up p0rnographic visions of dalestat into his head 🤭#THE PAUSE?? he was imagining that shit in 4K LMAO#he was thinking abt selfcest#“who’s that man who plays l-” “JACOB” oh he got in there so fast 😌#sam’s immediate “JACOBBBB”. he could not WAITTT to gush about him#Jacob Anderson hype contest and Sam gets first place every time 🙂↔️#“he’s exceptional. exceptional person. yeah” oh i am sure#“your energy together is delicious” well yes!#the way his face softens my goddddddd. you can tell he gets so excited talking about him like his whole face lights up. he can't hide it 🤭#Michael nearly beating him to the punch#does sam talk about him or is he also a jacob lover or both…thoughts
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Between all the paperwork that comes with being the new prince of the Infinite Realms, his rouges battles and studying for an upcoming test, Danny is exhausted. So when the Justice League summons him for a favor he is very withdrawn to say the least. He rushes them along, takes care of the bad guy they point him to, then leaves.
It is only about a week later once Clockwork offers to take over some paperwork for him and he eeks out a C- on his English test that he finally gets more than 3 hours of sleep. It is then that it finally hits him. He met THE Justice League. How cool was that? ....... and then he treated them like a bother. Totally not cool. Yeah another visit was probably in order. Maybe he could bring a gift basket too.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#hyper prompts#the justice league: oh man oh man oh man oh man. we just met the king and he already hates us. what do we do!?#danny: after this i have two meetings with the observants about haunt restrictions#i also need to study up on the different types of irony#wait isn't there a shipment coming in tonight#i hope the box ghost doesn't take an interest in that. or at the very least waits a day
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i heard there was a river in the empty sekai
(credits for inspiration and the original go to rice as part of this mv!)
#project sekai#mafuyu asahina#mizuki akiyama#nightcord at 25:00#you all don't understand how much this stupid (/pos) song changed my brain chemistry#i say “let's take a boat out on the lake” and “oh man i fucking love fishing” and “fish are swimming in the pond” so frequently#it drives venus crazy i think#also to be transparent i did trace over the original image#i usually don't (like for my red flags drawing) but i started doing it without realizing and then didn't want to change it up#so especially this time please support the original artist their style is super fun#i also stole their text bc i have no idea what font that is#or how to use whatever type tool may exist in procreate#my art#fanart
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is it… is it kind of bad that i’m finding myself very attracted to the fish-man in arcane
#steb i would die for you#like… like do you get me though#he’s the quiet dedicated type#i LOVE his expressive little cheekbone flaps (oh my goodness his cheekbones…)#this is actually bad. i’m falling HARD#…i can’t start writing for arcane#i CANNOT#already have enough wips#and starting to write for arcane opens up a whole other can of writing worms…#(mel… lest… viktor…)#but… fish man…#r’s random thoughts#just going to um. causally check out the steb x reader tag#don’t mind me
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horror is so BLESSED he's the only one out of the murder time trio that has actual good people trying to influence his story 💔💔 dust and killer were both driven to INSANITY because of the choices of their respective humans but horror??? every time without FAIL the polls for horrortale's plotline have always ended in a good place for aliza (either by bettering her relationships/reputation or for her to just. not DIE)
horrortale's potential alternate timelines my beLOVEd🙏🙏 they're SO lucky that we're being kind and benevolent hehe (≧ω≦) now where are the aus based off the possible different outcomes that could've happened in horrortale HUH???? (like how aliza couldve killed toriel or chosen horror's puzzle or gone with undyne to the core........)
#something something all three of them have their fates determined by an outside force#ermmmm but horror doesn't- yeah he does. what aliza does decides EVERYTHING for horror and horrortale#just because its not direct like dust or killer doesn't mean theyre all subject to the same community x3#PARALLELS MTT PARALLELS FOR THE 500TH TIME THEY HAVE SOOOO MANY PARALLELS OHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDD#mtt going to visit horrortale would just be dust eying aliza (out of paranoia. he knows shes a good kid)#and then killer knowing in his head that the poor kid aliza that horror weirdly seems to like doesn't have control over her actions#she doesn't know horror doesn't know nobody knows except killer. is that a bit sad?#theyre all living in the dark unaware of the reality of their world. i mean thats how its meant to be after all thats what the players want#but....... it would be tempting to tell horror...... hehehehehe- and then he's interrupted by horror and dust#(theyre trying to get killer to eat papyrus's spaghetti in their place. he's the only one that can stomach it even though there's no human)#mtt i love thee SOOOOO much. theyre back in horrortale for the holidays ✨✨ coming back to visit the family ✨✨ WHAT horror's visiting.......#not dust or killer of course. this isnt their world noooope thats not papyrus. but that doesn't stop dust from having everyone like him#its just like the good old days :333 except now there's three sanses and triple the insanity :333 almost like nothing's changed!!!!!#oh killer??? yeah he's there. probably won't try taking up the sansish type of role horror and dust do but he'll find a way to get used 2 i#after all the point of this is whatever he wants it to be now ;33333 were these tags all just a reference to my mtt fic. yes. yes they were#LMAOOOO i forgot that aliza didn't fall into horrortale yet in my fic. still a fun thing to imagine tho!!!#i think it would be fun having aliza be the first of humans for horrortale to deal with that they won't instantly kill#itll be hard but really rewarding for all of them........ especially horror i believe!!! man he didnt even go through therapy but#just being away from horrortale and out doing new and FUN and NOT MURDEROUS things has done wonders for him :3#i need to get to writing smh..... winter break is the day after tomorrow (TECHNICALLY AT 2:32 PM SINCE THSYS WHEN SCHOOL ENDS SO HAHAHA)#so ill probably work on it more over break since i'll have nothing to do hehe.......#today was an amazing day for me ✨ TWO mtt angst death related hcs..... some work on my latest chapter i've yet to post..... SWAPINVERSE FAN#ARE YOU KIDDING ME MORR SWAPINVERSE ART THIS IS SOOOO AMAZING THABK YOU UNTITLED29876011111 I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY YOU DO THIS!!!!!#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au
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It think one of my fav thing about the FNAF fandom is the fact that Fazbear entertainment fits into any AU as the cooperate villian.
For example, If I were to tell you "In this Au, Fazbear entertainment makes candy instead, but they make sentient candy to torture and farm the candy from" Every last one of you out there would be like "They would."
If in this Au, the animatronic are slave of any kind (manual labor, factory workers, or any kind of exploited labor) everyone would nod their heads and just say "Yep, that's fazbear"
If in this Au, you tell me they are essentially caretakers of rare species, SCP's, cryptids, or anything other kind of mystical creatures, but are so bad at their jobs that most of the species they care for are constantly sick or dying, everyone would just solemnly swear its a Fazthing
#Okay that first one might have to be a thing now#I'll worry about that later#but that first one could be like#a willy wonka AU and guess who else is named Willy in this AU#Oh no the AU is consuming as I type#sour speaks#fazbear entertainment#the one you can trust to be awful#a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest#honestly its the honest ones you have to watch out for#cause you never know when y/n I about to do something incredibly stupid#fnaf#five nights at freddies
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thinking about Julie going into hibernation, but also how she was participating in winter activities and was at the Homewarming party.
obv an in-universe excuse is writing inconsistency within the show but nahh. i wanna get sad.
My headcanon is that Julie begins hibernation after the Homewarming party. Right after. And later in the evening it turns into a different party, Julie's Goodnight Party (name in progress).
It's fun, because any party with this rainbow monster's name in it is gonna be fun! but there's an underlying somberness. They eat, play games and talk about everything and anything like the Homewarming party, but it just feels different.
(continues below, sad warning bc I made myself sad)
When Julie starts getting sleepy, the party ends with her neighbors giving their farewells, goodnights, and big hugs.
Frank is the one to walk her home, of course. He brushes Julie's hair, makes sure her and her nest has everything she needs, and stays with her as she falls asleep. But not before they share a big, comforting, long hug filled with every unspoken "I'll miss you" and every ounce of love they can pour into it.
It's the longest Frank has ever hugged anybody. "A hug long enough to get him through winter," according to Julie.
He wished that were true.
Either way he smiles, he smiles for Julie as it's the last expression she sees before finally closing her eyes to sleep.
The tears that later soaked into his pillow are the only secret Frank's ever kept from his best friend.
#After taking Eddie home this past holiday Frank nearly missed Julie going home. He got there right as she was about to leave#He had stayed with Eddie until he fell asleep knowing he'd wake up in the morning.#Before he stayed with Julie until she fell asleep knowing she'd wake up in the spring.#Man i am. So emotional over this#julie hibernating is insane. and must be insanely hard on frank#frank really doesn't like winter#but maybe in the future he'll have a certain mailman's shoulder to cry on#and getting through winter wont seem so hard#imagine if you didn't read the post and are sitting down here like 'what this dude on about'#read my sad rambles and maybe you'd know! /silly#welcome home#julie joyful#frank frankly#homewarming#welcome home headcanons#headcanon#typing out loud#Julie's Hibernation Edition#this all came to mind bc im thinking about the Hurricane thats gonna steal my electricity tmrw#it got me thinking about blizzards#and what the neighbors would do in a blizzard. and what about Julie? what if they can't reach her?#i was thinking frank has Barnaby and Howdy move her and her nest into his guest room#just for the storm. she goes back home afterwards even if he wanted her to stay#welp.. i need to do laundry while i have power still sooo#that's all folks!#oh and ignore typos hehe
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Do you ever just…. Think about Mail Jeevas…….. and his 1 minute and 9 second screen time…
#because i do#oh my god the potential#the hotness#the he#he was my awakening for the smoker gamer hot mess type#he was the shift i needed#man didnt shift enough clearly because he got#…he got GOT basically#i remember the smiley face police cars too#that was actually so foul#….#miss u matt#you would have loved reddit and 4chan#not wb related#mail jeevas#death note
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waaAAAAA HE'S WORKIN' SO HARD ㅠㅡㅠ
#kazui milgram#milgram#minigram#milgram project#ミルグラム#sobs i love him... silly old man trying his best all the time...#oh god i really do have a type#milgram trial 3 if you kill him i will never survive ㅜㅡㅜ#new minigram today btw!! if you didn't know!#kazui mukuhara
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they are going to mehnahnaroo
#my art#mission to zyxx#C-53#pleck decksetter#dar mtz#ok time for some of my appearance headcanons#i was just gonna give c little dot eyes but i was goofing around with the doodle#and i was like. oh actually little light up ocular sensors that look like 👁️👁️ are kinda funny#i'm kinda trying to hit the space where the juck bot frame could conceivably have the same inner workings as the c frame#but it's got more like. idk plating and synthetic skin and stuff#i also think that ideally this type of frame is supposed to be more fully covered? with skin. less visible joints#and is supposed to have a cooler better looking face#but they got it at a discount store that sorta refurbished it juuuuuuust well enough to sell#they also mention in the show that the eyes glow and the jaw comes off#if there were any other details i forgot about them#i like tellurians to be Pretty Much Human#but I do like the pointy ears interpretation for one main reason:#i can put perfect little pointy ones on tellurians that are the Standard for good looks (rolphus etc.)#and give pleck ones that are slightly larger and a little bent. i just think that's fun#i'm also a short pleck truther and do not believe he is skinny. that man is at least midsized. actually probably just midsized#cause if he were too big he would be too cool#ohh and first time drawing the k'hekk eye yayyyy. it should probably be nastier but i can only do so much#dar i really imagine round cause it's like the classic Big Guy shape and they have no bones in their head so it can't be that structured#bodywise my design is def inspired by tikkitronictonic and snuffysbox's designs#i was at a total loss on how to interpret the talons and chutes and flaps when I was listening and this is easy and smooth#maybe the only major difference is that i imagine dar is pretty hygienic and furry scales feel like they'd be hard to keep clean#with all the uh. goings on#so i've got those across the chest and arms and then the torso is smoother in my mind#also ik dar is supposed to be like twice pleck's size but it's hard to stand these people next to each other#my brother said they made up a thing called mass shifting in transformers g1 to excuse the scale issues. so i'll do it too. get off my case
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quite honestly we should have a canadian whos sole job it is to make a finn giggle do pressers together more often just for the chaos
if i had a nickle for everytime this happened id have two nickles which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
2024 nhl global series finland game 1 postgame interview | 11.1.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#sam reinhart#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift and that includes THIS#Shenanigans with a capital S#im sorry reino interrupting a finnish question. to then getting a question aimed at him not translated at all is instant karma#you wanna play? well there you go! consequences of your own actions!#reino wheezing and going that was it? OH HE WANTED TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TOO#“thanks for coming” (reino becomes a giggling schoolgirl)#I CANT BELIEVE THE PRESSER MC HAD TO STEP IN AND GO ANY QUESTIONS FOR SAM BECAUSE THERE WERE TOO MANY QUESTIONS FOR SASHA#sashas popular in his hometown mmmmmm#a situation you cant help but laugh in despite being pitied#oh reino#sasha slapping his knee when reino admits he didnt try the blood sasuage kills me#he dresses like my grandfather and now hes acting like him too#truly an oldman#“barky sent me to a thai food place yesterday that was very good”#“(realises how that sounds like and backpedals) but we've had some very good finnish meals all week here-”#“(earnestly) wanna try it tomorrow?” “i did not- (laughs in disbelief)”#“(caught off guard so he acquiesces easily) postgame yeah? postgame if we win again i'll try it”#chat do you think he actually tried blood sausage after the sweep in the locker room#or aha did sasha give him a different type of blood sasau-#theres something to be said about sashas how you say earnesty that is an immovable object you have to bend to whether you want to or not#and reino was absolutely caught off guard by how much sasha wasnt letting the blood sausage thing go#i think its so funny that sasha was gonna let him off easy but then reino said “good finnish meals”#and he snapped his head up so fast like so youll try it 🥺 youll try mustamakkara right 🥺 youll do it tomorrow 🥺🥺 youll do it for me 🥺🥺#he has the insistence of a bull but the eyes thatll melt hearts huh#you can see how quickly reinos resolve crumbled under his captain sole attention#man folded quicker than a lawn chair
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happy 1k!!! 💚 would you be willing to do malleus and flowers? go crazy!
thank you!! <3 i'll go crazy just like he will C;
MALLEUS DRACONIA + FLOWERS (1k event details)
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“Nyehh!” Grim wails, slamming the front door shut with a bang.
You jump, whipping around to see the cat monster clutching his nose as though someone had punched him.
“Grim? What happened?” you ask, rushing over to your companion.
Grim lets you scoop him up into his arms, whining about something about flowers and pollen before he lets out the most earth shattering sneeze you’ve ever heard. You set him down and he bolts away from the door as fast as his little legs will carry him.
You turn towards the door, curious about what could be on the other side as you reach for the doorknob.
It opens.
You gasp, hands shooting up to cover your gaping mouth.
There are mountains and mountains of flowers on Ramshackle’s front porch, all of varying sizes and shapes and colors. There must be at least fifty bouquets that you can see in the entryway alone, all tied together with shimmering ribbons lined with gold.
Who did this?!
You step out onto the porch to examine the bouquets more closely, and something crunches under your foot. You flinch and jump back, hoping you didn’t step on another beautiful bouquet, but when you look down you find it's only a letter. You pick it up and gently tear open the envelope, unfolding the creamy white paper you find inside. The letter is written in a swirling handwriting written in dark green ink.
Dear Child of Man,
I heard that you like flowers. I hope these bouquets are satisfactory. If you ever require anything, please lean on me.
M. D.
Straight to the point, but so adorably foolish. You can’t help the bubbly laughter that escapes you—only Malleus would take a small piece of information about you so far.
#he's totally the type of person to buy you a shit ton of one thing you like#“oh you like garlic bread? have 12 loaves C:”#“what do you mean twenty dozen cupcakes is too much? :((( i thought you liked cupcakes?”#“my child of man likes strawberry jam. i will go buy them a truckload of it.”#malleus draconia everyone (applause)#auburn's 1k event <3#malleus draconia fluff#malleus fluff#malleus x reader#malleus draconia#malleus draconia x reader
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