#Oh Hi Ned
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I think the Batfam meeting MJ in the future would be a funny thing. Idk what sort of personality or attitude she’s going to have but I see her being really sarcastic and possibly being Peter’s voice of reason (like telling him the truth or just being completely honest with him, even if it’s not the thing he wants to hear)
that's 100000% the plan for her. i wanted to take inspo from some different Mary Jane's... except the Toby McGuire version. I dunno what it is and I don't speak ill about women characters because i will defend her with my life however i just can not like her. but anyway!! she's going to be leaning into a bit of alternative styles (i have yet to figure out her niche so don't @ me on this yet folks I haven't even gotten to write her), she wants to be a movie star, she's really into advocating for the earth and for people's rights (she's very active in these circles), she's taking self defense classes, etc. she's definitely not afraid to speak her mind but not in a "oh i'm brutally honest" way but in a "i genuinely think we need to have a talk" way. she is not a fan of authority figures unless they can prove themselves to her, and she is incredibly loyal to her friends. i wish i could write more about how she'll be in their dynamic but it would be spoilers so i'll force myself to zip it but know that i am SO excited to write her
#she is begging for peter and ned to stop being oblivious#seriously debating whether to include her and felicia as a couple or not#i did say i'd make LoF even gayer as a protest#MJ and Felicia will be friends at the very least#it'll just be a while#MJ watson#mary jane watson#peter parker#they're strictly platonic in LoF universe#like i imagine the tiniest crushes from both of them for a split second#but then being a great platonic duo#oh and just wait till harry osborn gets there#peter getting more friends in his universe means the world to me#as much as it means to me that damain will be getting actual friends in his universe#erinwantstowrite#ao3#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#leap of faith catch me if you can#thank you for the ask!
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i really hope they have saw 2 in the tmagp universe for needle guy to watch
#the magnus protocol#the magnus pod#tmagp#tmagp 6#this is literally my favorite episode so far#going to go hug needle guy just to feel something#i really hope his name is like#ned#or something that would be so funny#oh also#saw 2#i forget that one guy’s name but the dude who threw amanda in that needle pit#yea him i hope he goes to try to mug needle guy and then there’s a whole 180#and boom saw guy gets the needles he deserves bc i will never forgive him for what he did to amanda
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lhqr outfit musings... (underlayers, everyday outfits, performance / out on the town outfits)
#em draws stuff#l'homme qui rit#the man who laughs#déa#gwynplaine#LONG AWAITED IMAGE. as in this has been slightly more than a month in the works. oh boy.#and also happy belated birthday to tumblr user (and my pal) ned sneez - he who got me interested in these two!#here are your little guys and many happy returns of the day :)#...most of my usual tag-commentary has been relocated into annotations today... I feel like I should add more grime and mends#but frankly it has been one million years of copypasting and selecting and forgetting which layer was which and I wish this done#at some point I want to go back and try drawing gwyn with his hair down as well#I tried on the third slide here but it did not look very good so I put it back :|#oh whale. guess I have to draw him again <- opposite of a problem
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Nick & Ace in 4.06 – “The Web of Yesterdays”
#nancy drew#nancy drew cw#nancydrewedit#ned nickerson#ace [redacted]#ace hardy#nick x ace#ace x nick#cwedit#teendramaedit#v watches nancy drew#v posts things#a true bro is there to be backup for his bro even when he's pretty sure this is a bad idea#seriously though I love Nick recognizing that Ace is having a rough time and this is how he's dealing but not pushing him about it#Ace bristles at people saying he can't handle something or he doesn't know what he's doing#and the more I think about it Nick likes to be subtle with his advice#he so rarely comes right out with it unless someone's provided the space for it#and i think that works well for the two of them#i may have given myself another gifset idea oh dear
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I was in the shower and had an idea. Jaime’s first gay crush being on Ned when he entered the throne room in the Red Keep all Aragorn-like, and for half a second Jaime thinks everything’s gonna be okay bc there’s a guy here to help and he is kinda attractive in that moment, only for that crush to die a horrible death when Ned starts talking. 30 second first gay crush speedrun, happens so fast that Jaime takes another several years to realize he’s attracted to men. This is nonsense, bye
i like the vision but two main points of contention
1. no way he is his first gay crush i mean cmon give that to arthur westerosi american psycho dayne
2. jaime is enough of a deranged lunatic that the unfair hatred and scorn makes the crush kinda worse
#ask#oh eddard i am such a dishonorable bad boy what r u gonna do spank me noo#that got scene where he shoves his cleavage into neds face and calls him old is good
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Do you think robert was at least a little bit embarrassed when he found out ned named his kid after him like 'ah shit i should have named one of the little fuckers nedd or something huh'
#.txt#no he had to have known before. he just didnt give a shit#ned everytime he heard robert had a new kid: oh how wonderful :) and what's their name? :)) hm? :))) ...oh :(#'nono it's fine i get it...those are uh. beautiful names...maybe next time...oh you're not having any more? oh...no that's ok it's...fine'#'your kids are fucking ugly anyway -_- and stupid -_-'#'maybe I'll start hanging out with rickard karstark instead huh how about that. maybe he's my new bestie. him and his son eddard -_-'
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don’t let all those yassified edits that make the targaryens look like instagram models fool you. The only targaryens in all of westerosi history to be over six feet tall were visenya maegor and aegor bittersteel. see my vision.
#asoiaf#oh and bittersteel probably#aegon conqueror 5’8. i know this to be true#that’s why jon looks exactly like ned but 5’4. he’s like a teacup stark cause his dad is rhaegar#this post was fact checked by real first men and andal patriots
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Look I get that they're probably just more relevant to the Northern plot of the story but I just find it weird that Allyria is betrothed to a marcher lord and there's no mention of Ned being invited to the water gardens....also Ned being named after the man who KILLED Arthur.....there is so much anger at and within that family GRRM explain....
#lord dayne tried to work OVERTIME naming ned after the guy who killed his brother to restore his rep with the dornish i just know it#look yall we hate arthur too!!!#the rest of dorne: too little too late but also wtaf is wrong with u guys#lord dayne: fuck it guess ill have to marry my sister to our ancient enemies tm#also as a friend pointed out arianne never thinks of allyria AT ALL despite the fact that theyre probably young women of similar ages#and allyria is neds heir until he has kids#oh ALSO it mustve been a recent thing because the Daynes were important and liked enough in dorne before cause elia went there#on her betrothal tour#asoiaf#asoiaf memes#valyrian scrolls#the great dayne shunning theory of 2022
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coming back from my 6 month asoiaf hiatus to say the vibes are telling me that mel won’t be the one to resurrect jon
#hear me out#<- guy who has nothing to elaborate with just that i’ve been rethinking jon’s resurrection and mel’s motivation for trying to do a thoros#and thinking again about how literally ANYTHING can happen like bro what if they take his body to weirwood grove#and bran somehow brings him back#like he was told he can’t bring ned back from the dead#but jon’s soul is tied to the old gods through skinchanging and bran like. pushes him back#it would tie in with jon’s vision in acok where bran tells him (as ghost!!!) that he has to open his eyes#and this whole event spurs a crisis of faith in melisandre#she’s still involved in the plot but instead of jon’s resurrection validating her faith in rhllor it makes her question it#oh i guess i did have something to elaborate with#asoiaf#jon snow#melisandre of asshai
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ik aemon primarily raising mance exists SOLELY as my own headcanon but the idea of aemon saying kill the boy let the man be born to egg and then mance and then jon is making me cuckoo bananas in ways i did not think possible.
#do u guys ever. think about aemon dooming everyone with gender#aemoooonnnnnnnn.......... aemonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn#was reminded that kill the boy let the man be born did summerhall. Pacing up and down the halls#AND HE PROBABLY. ALSO TOLD THIS TO RHAEGAR. NO?#aemon is sweet sullen boy to me. Aemon what happened to make uou responsible for all of this. Hes so normal?#he didnt even Get Gendered similarly bc he got sent to the citadel he just seemed normal idk i need to study him like a bug#oh aemon :(#he got the ned special of Realizing things too late i guess#aemon the pivotal key to the targ cycle. need to figure him out#***obviously not that summerhall or rhaegar were actually for real his fault somehow they’re not i just think#it’s wild he was so pivotal to egg’s development and then jon’s#and also was known to converse a lot with rhaegar and was at the wall for mance’s childhood etc etc#and then he got to tell sam it was ok to be trans in the end. So at least theres that
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“If game of thrones fans blamed male characters for their mistakes the way they blame female characters we would all be saying hoster tully caused the war of the five kings,” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off, when a voice speaks and commands silence in the room.
"He’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the fifth row stands: george rr martin
#He did though. He did. What if robb did this?what if stannis did that? What if hoster tully wasnt such a cunt? Huh what about that#Anyways the final chapter of a storm of swords drives me insane forever we have to kill petyr baelish now and forever amen#Like oh cat ruined everything by kidnapping tyrion? When it was her only possible option because of a chance meeting? And ned was#Fucking up forever? And petyr baelish is jerking himself off over his stupid schemes? I can be unreasonable too hoster making lysa abort#That thang literally killed everyone in the series especially your favorite character and also gave grrm writers block#Maybe we should all just appreciate the dominoes falling from seemingly inconsequential actions and conflicting motivations okay ^_^#Good morning storm of swords still makes me insane forever sorry got times are real#game of thrones#asoiaf
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A Song of Ice & Fire AU idea: Jon is the only boy Stark of his generation. Ned & Cat have five daughters.
Robert "steamroller" Baratheon arrives in Winterfell to demand Ned be his new Hand and to engage his eldest son to Ned's eldest daughter. When Ned points out Robb is Ned's heir apparent and future Lady Paramount of the North, and therefore can't marry Joffrey and be Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, Robert just goes "Well I'm sure that son of yours will be excellent as Lord Paramount, seeing as how you raised him Ned!" and promptly legitimizes Jon.
Catelyn is furious about this, right up until Robb quietly goes "Aw, but I wanted to marry Theon," at which point Catelyn is still furious but also 100% onboard with the Robb-Joffrey betrothal.
Bran still gets pushed out a window. But now Arya & Rickon are both there with him after Catelyn leaves.
Sansa still goes to King's Landing, but this time it's as her older sister's companion. Gray Wind and Lady probably survive the journey? But I'm not sure if they'd be allowed in the city let alone the Red Keep, they might have to go hang out in the King's Woods.
Jon is obviously not at the Wall now. The weeks between "King Robert & Ned & company leave Winterfell" and "Catelyn leaves because of the knife" are TENSE AS HELL.
I am honestly not sure how the war goes. Baelish is still up to all his machinations. Sansa has been treated differently because she's not the Presumed Future Princess so she wouldn't go to Cersei when Ned orders her to pack, and I can't imagine Robb doing so, but Ned tipped his hand to Cersei all on his own so that probably doesn't make a difference. The presence or absence of direwolves might.
Jon obviously wants to avenge his dad and rescue his sisters, and Catelyn wants that too, but she is nooot down with him being King in the North and he doesn't trust her to give good counsel (though he still yearns for her approval) so that whole plot is ripe for disaster.
#I left all the kids' names the same for clarity#in an actual full fic their longforms would be a bit different though they might manage to keep the nicknames#what Theon is up to depends on how close Jon's decisions are regarding him to Robb's canon ones#and what Theon gets up to affects how shit goes down at Winterfell#etc etc#fic ideas#A Song of Ice and Fire#Sansa might have been spending more time with Myrcella while Robb was suffering Joffrey's company#Jeyne Poole or a slightly older girl of similar position would still go#rather than Arya because Ned is not taking more than two of his kids south at a time#oh shit Jon 'I never want to sire a bastard' Stark is not gonna have the Jeyne Westerling arc that Robb did#what does THAT change#do either Robb or Sansa make it out of King's Landing or are they both hostages#if Robb is a hostage she is going to make the Lannisters REGRET
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No, see, because, like, you fucked up. Now you have to write that. I need that. I need the Star Park AU.
Below I will present my case:
1) That name is so freaking cute and I love it
2) Your tags made me fall in love with it
3) I know you have more ideas in that beautiful brain of yours
4) I really want it.
Please see points 1 - 4 if you have any questions.
Aafjdjakak Dude?! I'm cackling!
Fuck it we ball. Please look forward to it I guess.
I'll throw more in the tags!
#south park#stardew valley#Star Park AU#you want more??#adventures guild is run by Ned and Jimbo!#they won't let you bring guns into the mines#thats dangerous you see#but when you show up with that dinky little slingshot#they laugh and give you a pistol#but no you cant bring it into the mines dont be ridiculous#Scott is my favorite little loser#and I totally see him as a blacksmith so he probably ends up doing that#(we've seen in fractured but whole that he's crazy strong so it works okay?)#Jimmy owns the tavern and totally hosts comedy nights#If Stan is a good boy Jimmy lets him and his band play there on friday nights#Butters owns the museum#“Oh you brought me cutest little rusty spoon! Thats another good job sticker buddy!”#PRECIOUS#Can you imagine Butters in little overalls. pastel colored shirt with little flowers on his pocket?!#Shelly probably works at the joja mart and is so miserable but she'd rather that then stay on the farm#Ike and Karen would be like Vincent and Jas!#Is...Is Kenny the carpenter? does he build your farmers buildings?#idk but I can tell you he wins flower queen every year at the flower dance#Cartman runs the general store#sells your crops back to the town#(at least the ones he doesnt keep.)#Kyle is the town doctor#he's the only one I trust to take care of these idiots#that makes the scene with Stan drinking himself stupid and laying next to the cliff even more sad#shhh its a secret
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hello I would like to personally bow down and thank you for ur sleuthing work in the tags of my mystery lieut + tozer post. u were given crumbs and cooked a whole ass meal & i appreciate you for it <3
😳😳😳 t-thank you?! tbh, like i noted in the tags, it's mostly down to me being a massive fucking weirdo about mcnulty, and the fact that the body language of our mystery lieutenant in that scene is so incredibly reminiscent of mcnulty's mannerisms. also, credit where it's due; i probably wouldn't even have noticed the conundrum of which terror lieut tozer's actually taking a stroll with if i hadn't read the tags my dear friend @unrealwasteland left on the post, where she voiced her own doubts. that set me off on my incredibly lame investigative journey, and here i am now... with thee @staud having read my dumb, unhinged tags 🤯
#my asks#oh! also; as lily and i discussed; another hint that it's ned is the way he looks at tozer#mcnulty has a very distinct way of swiveling his head to make it look like he's looking up at people; even when they're of a height with him#which you can clearly see in the second gif#when the lieutenant turns towards tozer (who's angled laterally behind him)#but i digress!
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Saw (2004)
"Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore."
#saw#2004#horror imagery#gore tw#blood tw#slasher film#leigh whannell#james wan#cary elwes#danny glover#ken leung#dina meyer#mike butters#paul gutrecht#michael emerson#shawnee smith#makenzie vega#benito martinez#monica potter#tobin bell#ned bellamy#20 yrs late to the party but i finally watched Saw and.. i get it now! i get it‚ mutuals who obsess about this film#i knew the plot inside out beforehand which was a shame (oh to have experienced that final twist unprepared‚ I'd have screamed for sure)#when this came out i was too scaredy cat to see it‚ terrified by its reputation of shocking torture porn. the reality is quite different;#this is fun! i mean it's silly tbh‚ there's something irresistibly campy about Mr Jigsaw and his dollsona‚ his endless gameifying of every#aspect of his crimes‚ his frankly ludicrous attempts to moralise his actions. the og escape room designer gone fully off the rails#i mean what's not to love?? absurd cinema but also weirdly a highly culturally relevant moment in cinema‚ an undeniable addition#to the zeitgeist‚ compellingly told and fairly stylishly executed (even if it does rely a little too much on early 2000s ugly editing style#so yeah basically my reaction was that iasip frank meme saying 'i get it now' with tears in my eyes
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