#Oh Hi Ned

[kisskisslovebot]

[erinwantstowrite]

I think the Batfam meeting MJ in the future would be a funny thing. Idk what sort of personality or attitude she’s going to have but I see her being really sarcastic and possibly being Peter’s voice of reason (like telling him the truth or just being completely honest with him, even if it’s not the thing he wants to hear)

that's 100000% the plan for her. i wanted to take inspo from some different Mary Jane's... except the Toby McGuire version. I dunno what it is and I don't speak ill about women characters because i will defend her with my life however i just can not like her. but anyway!! she's going to be leaning into a bit of alternative styles (i have yet to figure out her niche so don't @ me on this yet folks I haven't even gotten to write her), she wants to be a movie star, she's really into advocating for the earth and for people's rights (she's very active in these circles), she's taking self defense classes, etc. she's definitely not afraid to speak her mind but not in a "oh i'm brutally honest" way but in a "i genuinely think we need to have a talk" way. she is not a fan of authority figures unless they can prove themselves to her, and she is incredibly loyal to her friends. i wish i could write more about how she'll be in their dynamic but it would be spoilers so i'll force myself to zip it but know that i am SO excited to write her

[paracosmicessence]

i really hope they have saw 2 in the tmagp universe for needle guy to watch

[chiropteracupola]

lhqr outfit musings... (underlayers, everyday outfits, performance / out on the town outfits)

[jicklet]

Nick & Ace in 4.06 – “The Web of Yesterdays”

[ilynpilled]

I was in the shower and had an idea. Jaime’s first gay crush being on Ned when he entered the throne room in the Red Keep all Aragorn-like, and for half a second Jaime thinks everything’s gonna be okay bc there’s a guy here to help and he is kinda attractive in that moment, only for that crush to die a horrible death when Ned starts talking. 30 second first gay crush speedrun, happens so fast that Jaime takes another several years to realize he’s attracted to men. This is nonsense, bye

i like the vision but two main points of contention

1. no way he is his first gay crush i mean cmon give that to arthur westerosi american psycho dayne

2. jaime is enough of a deranged lunatic that the unfair hatred and scorn makes the crush kinda worse

[francy-sketches]

Do you think robert was at least a little bit embarrassed when he found out ned named his kid after him like 'ah shit i should have named one of the little fuckers nedd or something huh'

[tweedfrog]

Look I get that they're probably just more relevant to the Northern plot of the story but I just find it weird that Allyria is betrothed to a marcher lord and there's no mention of Ned being invited to the water gardens....also Ned being named after the man who KILLED Arthur.....there is so much anger at and within that family GRRM explain....

[wallboys]

coming back from my 6 month asoiaf hiatus to say the vibes are telling me that mel won’t be the one to resurrect jon

[mummer]

ik aemon primarily raising mance exists SOLELY as my own headcanon but the idea of aemon saying kill the boy let the man be born to egg and then mance and then jon is making me cuckoo bananas in ways i did not think possible.

[philtrashnumberunus]

lisa frankenstein but joplittle

[surpriserose]

“If game of thrones fans blamed male characters for their mistakes the way they blame female characters we would all be saying hoster tully caused the war of the five kings,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off, when a voice speaks and commands silence in the room.

"He’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the fifth row stands: george rr martin

[mzminola]

A Song of Ice & Fire AU idea: Jon is the only boy Stark of his generation. Ned & Cat have five daughters.

Robert "steamroller" Baratheon arrives in Winterfell to demand Ned be his new Hand and to engage his eldest son to Ned's eldest daughter. When Ned points out Robb is Ned's heir apparent and future Lady Paramount of the North, and therefore can't marry Joffrey and be Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, Robert just goes "Well I'm sure that son of yours will be excellent as Lord Paramount, seeing as how you raised him Ned!" and promptly legitimizes Jon.

Catelyn is furious about this, right up until Robb quietly goes "Aw, but I wanted to marry Theon," at which point Catelyn is still furious but also 100% onboard with the Robb-Joffrey betrothal.

Bran still gets pushed out a window. But now Arya & Rickon are both there with him after Catelyn leaves.

Sansa still goes to King's Landing, but this time it's as her older sister's companion. Gray Wind and Lady probably survive the journey? But I'm not sure if they'd be allowed in the city let alone the Red Keep, they might have to go hang out in the King's Woods.

Jon is obviously not at the Wall now. The weeks between "King Robert & Ned & company leave Winterfell" and "Catelyn leaves because of the knife" are TENSE AS HELL.

I am honestly not sure how the war goes. Baelish is still up to all his machinations. Sansa has been treated differently because she's not the Presumed Future Princess so she wouldn't go to Cersei when Ned orders her to pack, and I can't imagine Robb doing so, but Ned tipped his hand to Cersei all on his own so that probably doesn't make a difference. The presence or absence of direwolves might.

Jon obviously wants to avenge his dad and rescue his sisters, and Catelyn wants that too, but she is nooot down with him being King in the North and he doesn't trust her to give good counsel (though he still yearns for her approval) so that whole plot is ripe for disaster.

[meet-the-net]

🎣 - @meet-the-trapper-tf2

*he just stares him down a little, keeping his arms folded close to his chest*

Startled by the sudden, forceful knock on his front door and hardly expecting any visitors, Neds suspicion flares and he grabs his trusty harpoon from the hook on the wall. With a small creak, the door opens just enough to stick the weapons arrow through and peek outside. In a moment of surprise about the sheer height of the person, he knocks the harpoon against the door in a way that makes it swing open a bit further. Ned stops it from swinging all the way open with his foot, and tilts up his head to look them in the eyes. All he finds in the completely masked strangers face are a pair of goggles, so he stares into them instead with wide eyes, seeing his puny frame in the reflection. His pulse quickens, the harpoon translates his frightful shakes into a small rattling noise.

"Who are you?! What do you want?!!" his volume increases, in part to ward off the person he thinks is a burglar, but mostly to build up the courage to be able to shoot another human, should the situation call for it.

"I have nothing of value in here!! M-My team will be here any da-.. any second now to, uh, to kick your bones and, and break your ass!!"

The adrenaline-fueled man, barking as loud as he can, was too distracted covering up the fact that he is alone and helpless to notice the mix-up.

[shhh-secret-time]

No, see, because, like, you fucked up. Now you have to write that. I need that. I need the Star Park AU.

Below I will present my case:

1) That name is so freaking cute and I love it

2) Your tags made me fall in love with it

3) I know you have more ideas in that beautiful brain of yours

4) I really want it.

Please see points 1 - 4 if you have any questions.

Aafjdjakak Dude?! I'm cackling!

Fuck it we ball. Please look forward to it I guess.

I'll throw more in the tags!

[boogiewoogieweeb]

hello I would like to personally bow down and thank you for ur sleuthing work in the tags of my mystery lieut + tozer post. u were given crumbs and cooked a whole ass meal & i appreciate you for it <3

😳😳😳 t-thank you?! tbh, like i noted in the tags, it's mostly down to me being a massive fucking weirdo about mcnulty, and the fact that the body language of our mystery lieutenant in that scene is so incredibly reminiscent of mcnulty's mannerisms. also, credit where it's due; i probably wouldn't even have noticed the conundrum of which terror lieut tozer's actually taking a stroll with if i hadn't read the tags my dear friend @unrealwasteland left on the post, where she voiced her own doubts. that set me off on my incredibly lame investigative journey, and here i am now... with thee @staud having read my dumb, unhinged tags 🤯