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Odin Rick is definitely getting more dedications in the future (as well as the other looks in this episode 🤤)
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#rick and morty#Odin Rick#rick sanchez#rick and morty fanart#rick and morty spoilers#sexy sanchez#rick sanchez x reader#season 7#morty smith#rickandmorty#youtube#ricksanchez#rick and morty art#rick and morty fandom#rick and morty season 7#rick c137#rick sanchez fanart#rick sanchez art#rickfucker#rickkisser#Ricksexual#mort: ragnarick#rick & morty
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Does anyone else think about this?
You know, I have to tell all of you something. It's really important, so please read this before any other post that's caught your eye.
I'm glad that there's a large majority of people who accept that Rick kind of fucked up Greek Mythology in Percy Jackson..........
But does anyone feel the same about The Kane Chronicles and Magnus Chase?
The way Rick portrayed Anubis as a hot white teenage emo boy who was SIXTEEN years old when in Egyptian Mythology he was a GROWN ADULT WITH A WIFE AND A DAUGHTER really nags at me.
And, what's more, Anubis 16 while Sadie is at first twelve and then thirteen.
Walt's age is debatable because he's said to be fourteen and then sixteen. It's generally accepted that he's sixteen, but some people also think he's fourteen, so ok, your choice.
BUT ANUBIS IS SIXTEEN AND HE'S DATING A 12-13 YEAR OLD?
If Anubis DID indeed have the maturity level of a sixteen year old (weird choice, Rick) then he wouldn't even LOOK at Sadie romantically, because sixteen year olds don't do that!
It's disgusting, really, to do something like this. And don't start on Anubis not knowing the cultural practices of today. They're not real. Rick Riordan wrote this knowing how disgusting it was. It's unacceptable.
I honestly don't get why Anubis had to be a 16 year old. TKC could have been rewritten with no change if Anubis wasn't a 16 year old and was a proper god. No Saltnubis, which is an added bonus. Polyamory should be for adults, not children or teenager minors.
Also, Anubis did have a wife and daughter-Anput and Kebechet respectively. And they never even get mentioned.
Ok, even if Rick didn't mention them, that Saltnubis plot was horrible.
Also, Isis possessing a British white woman is a little odd when she's Egyptian. Why don't they possess Egyptian people instead. Is it because the main religion is Islam? Then why didn't they just possess Egyptian immigrants? Oh well. not sure about this one.
I mean, I'm not Egyptian or a Kemetic Pagan, but I just wanted to point this out. Sorry if anything I said is rude-tell me and I'll change.
But TKC had something that Magnus Chase did not. It actually respected its gods and reminded the readers that while they took on human forms and possessed humans, they were in fact, still gods. We could tell that they were gods and they inspired a certain amount of awe when they were around.
The gods in MCGA.......just don't have this spark.
I mean, yes, they WERE funny and human at times, but there's a reason that they were worshipped and respected as gods.
And it's frustrating because they should have had that spark. Yes, we see Odin's cunning by disguising himself as a troll, but Heimdall is also made out to be a complete idiot who just takes selfies and neglects his duties of guarding the Bifrost Bridge which is very important.
And Loki.........actually, Loki was kind of evil in the myths, so this one is ok. I'm still a little disappointed at how he never cared for Alex or Sam, though.
I know I'm treading sensitive waters with this one, but there is something nagging at me about how they're portrayed.
#pjo critical#rr crit#percy jackson critical#pjo crit#percy jackson crit#rr critical#rick riordan critical#pjo discourse#percy jackson#PJO meta#TKC#The Kane Chronicles#Anubis TKC#Sadie Kane#Walt Stone#Anput#Kebechet#Magnus Chase#MCGA#Odin MCGA#Loki MCGA#Heimdall MCGA#riordanverse
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U got fruity vibes
I am a god. We are above you mortals and your petty gender norms. My son wore a wedding dress to his own wedding. Gender is dead and I killed it.
#alex fierro#fierrochase#magnus chase#mcga#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#magnus x alex#rick riordanverse#blitzstone#hotel valhalla#odin said trans rights
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I still always want to take concepts from the Kane Chronicles and apply them to comics. The Kane Chronicles had the whole thing of: Gods can't really affect things in the mortal realm without having a host body. So for example: Carter Kane ended up being the host for Horus. And i love that concept, and i keep seeing it in Thor. Thor and Don Blake feels like a Kane Chronicles host body style thing. For Thor to appear on midgard, he needs Don Blake to host his essence. This would also mean that Thor and Don Blake are different men with different personalities, which would be really cool.
And hell, i can still apply this concept to other characters in the thor comics. I'd have made Jane Foster the host body for Sif. I think that would have been fun, since we'd then be combining thor's love interests. We could even use this as an opportunity to imagine possible hosts for loki, odin, hercules or other gods. It'd add an extra layer to the already interesting realm of thor comics.
Hell, even outside the realm of thor comics i could make this work. Imagine an alternative universe where Captain Marvel/Shazam worked like this. Billy Batson is the host for whatever god Captain Marvel is. It'd be sort of extra derivative of percy jackson then (seeing as billy batson is roughly the age of an average rick riordan protagonist), but it'd be really cool to see someone take this route with captain marvel and the marvel family. there's potential in it.
#i read the kane chronicles at school a month or two ago#and now i can't unsee the concept of hosting gods#the kane chronicles#kane chronicles#tkc#rick riordan#riordan universe#riordanverse#pjo hoo toa#rrverse#thor#thor odinson#don blake#marvel#marvel comics#marvel universe#fawcett comics#dc#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#sif#jane foster#loki#odin#hercules#marvel hercules#captain marvel#shazam#billy batson
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RICK AND MORTY S7EP9
Any episode in a TV show that makes fun of religion is automatically lovely haha.
I like Valhalla as a whole though, I'm sure those guys will rebuild :P
Rick being able to accept his mistakes is quite awesome too btw, not seen often. Part of the lesson involved him having to let go of his obsession with the energy, and although it wasn't necessarily a monumental character moment, it was still nice.
I adored their insistence on walking through the main doors and screaming POOOOOOOOOPE!!!
Hilarious episode, more of Rick and Morty being silly little guys over gods please :)
💡 The most canon aspect that stood out to me, is that he has finally reactivated the Phoenix Protocol, last time he was stuck in alternate clones, and since then I genuinely wondered if he even cared to bring that back.
All Ricks have it, and for a moment there I wondered if he was the only one. But no, far from it by now, he has a whole set up.
I don't have an opinion, I like it if he has it or doesn't have it, but it did stand out to me.
Summer being statistically the third most likely to die is also absolutely true 😂
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I'm really loving this season, and each character moment, I don't want to pin it on the fact Roiland isn't there anymore, given we were told he didn't do anything anymore, but like, damn, I can't help but wonder cause this shit good.
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You ever think about how ToA kinda implies that fate can be changed which means literally everything that Odin did to try and prevent Ragnarok was for nothing except push his blood brother to *gestures to all of Loki* this and unintentionally made it so it WILL happen regardless because Loki, Fenris, Hel and probably Jormungand too have been pushed beyond repair and reason and demand revenge.
Or are you normal?
#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#wolffox speaks#mcga loki#mcga#loki mcga#mcga odin#Odin mcga#trials of apollo#Heheh self fufilling prophecies are always fun#Cus you'll always be left in the 'what if....' if you realized it for what it was far too late#Rick really really fucked up by making Loki pure evil but thats not the point here#rick riordanverse#riordanverse#I'd like to think that when the news of Apollos entire trials hit the other pantheons it was fucking chaos#Hermes sobbing into his pillow because he could have saved Luke#Odin being completely silent because in the end he has doomed everyone#And i've never read the Egyptian books
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Norse Deities’ Fancast in Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard
Dolph Lundgren as Odin
#rcfancast#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#mcga#magnus chase#norse gods#norse goddesses#rick riordan#odin#dolph lundgren#he has the vibes of odin
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[Matt and Baldwin, sneaking into the Raider camp]
Matt: Hold on. It's too quiet.
Baldwin: You skipped "it's quiet".
Matt: I didn't skip anything. Obviously it's quiet if it's too quiet.
Baldwin: But you're supposed to say-
Matt: Well now it's not quiet enough!
#tbp#the blackwell pages#loki's wolves#odin's ravens#thor's serpents#baldwin osgood#baldwin#matt thorsen#matt#source: rick and morty#Unspoken scene in Loki's Wolves
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“The mist is controlled by hecate—“
It was made and is controlled by manannán mac lir so jot that down
#train.txt#riordanverse#IM SORRY BUT THE MIST IS ALREADY A THING IN IRISH MYTH WE GOT THERE FIRST#rick gaelic books when you COWARD#WHERE ARE ALL THE PANTHEONS WHO WANT CAMP JUPITER DEAD?????#epona just wants to talk prommy#odin might be cool with em but oden is sending death threats
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So just had a fun crack theory.
Muriel is God. Hiding out, being a little sneaky, whatever, but God. Hence God Herself only shows up in a flashback in S 2.
I mean, Rick Riordan did it. Hiding Odin in plain sight for quite a while.
I don't remember what that cyclops' name was that Odin was pretending to be, but I do remember being surprised.
#good omens season 2#good omens#crack#crack theory#unless#muriel#rick riordan#odin#magnus chase#magnus chase and the gods of asgard
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I will forever stand by the fact that Blitzen and Hearthstone are some of the most interesting characters that Rick Riordan has ever written.
Hearthstone is the first mortal in centuries to practice rune magic, a skill that only Odin possessed before Hearth came along. He faced what I fully believe to be the worst trauma in the riordanverse (people often forget that in addition to being shunned for his deafness, being blamed for his younger brothers death, and having to live with the Wergild, he also had to skin the monster which killed Andiron all by himself at eight years old and he wasn't allowed back inside the house until had finished skinning the entire thing) and despite that, he still managed to return to Alfheim not once but twice to face his father. (and it's implied that it also happened another time prior to the story because Alderman knows who Blitzen is in THoT)
Blitzen is a misfit among dwarves, being the only one of his kind who isn't a builder by nature, but that doesn't mean he doesn't create by nature. He cares so much for fashion that he makes it his own craft despite not being given the recognition for it. He makes his own degree, he turns fashion into something that even the other dwarves can appreciate, and he succeeds in opening his own shop. He shows that he is willing to do anything for his friends on multiple occasions, and he has so much love to give even after losing his father, the only person who ever understood him. Because of this, he is able to recognize being a demigod for what it is, something that many other demigods don't like admitting all the time.
Neither Blitzen nor Hearthstone fit in among their own kind, but together, they form a bond unlike anything else Rick has ever written. Most of the MCGA fandom can't look past them being "not canon," but that's wrong. They aren't "not canon." They're nuanced and complicated with a relationship that might surpass platonic, but maybe it doesn't. (For my good omens fans, I would say they're thoroughly ineffable) That doesn't matter because they love each other, which they state in the text multiple times. Just because it never explicitly says "Blitz and Hearth are in a relationship" doesn't mean that they aren't in love. Just look at the things they do for each other.
Hearthstone, who doesn't show much emotion and is usually very restrained, but whenever he's been separated from Blitz, immediately rushes to hug him. Blitz, who once yelled at Hearth's abusive father with so much unbridled fury that Magnus thought it was Odin himself.
Blitzen can't survive in light, and Heartstone needs light to survive, so Blitz brought sunlight to a world of eternal darkness for Hearth. They call each other "my dwarf" and "my elf." Blitz learned an entire language for Hearth, and he expresses jealousy whenever Inge is around. Hearth faces abuse to save Blitzen even after Blitz begs him not to.
You can't have one without the other. They need each other more than anything else in the nine worlds. They weren't written just for you to go, "Oh boring, they aren't canon because they never kissed"
#longer post because i have so many opinions about them#blitzstone#mcga#magnus chase#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#blitzen#blitzen mcga#hearthstone#hearthstone mcga
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I need to know how people are gonna react to finding out about Percy’s mortal spot 🫠
im ngl, i genuinely believed putting the mortal spot on THE BACK is probably THEEEEE DUMBEST fucking thing ever 😭 ur back is literally your most vulnerable spot and now she just made it 100000x more vulnerable 😭 i'm almost certain rick wrote it that way for poetic reasons cuz percy's fatal flaw is loyalty, mortal spot on the back, hence "the only way you can kill percy jackson is to stab her in the back" 💀 yes yes, very poetic, but i don't think the ror characters will appreciate it 😭
(gonna try and fit as many reactions here as i can, excluding beel and loki since they already know)
cú chulainn: this dude is a trained warrior. he knows everything about weaknesses and blindspots. and the back????? IS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST BLIND SPOT THERE IS. he'll be screaming and ripping out his own hair in pure horror and disbelief when he finds out his dumbass lover put HER ONE MORTAL SPOT on her fucking BACK of all the goddamn places 😭
apollo: he's gonna throw up when he finds out and then he's gonna throw up even more when he learns that the LAST PERSON to have the curse of achilles was killed by HIS COUNTERPART. he prays to every deity and the fates that they won't be cruel enough to repeat that with them because he CANNOT lose percy 😭😭😭😭
poseidon: his jaw drops. he looks like a complete idiot all gobsmacked like this, but nobody even blames him because they're also just as shocked. he has half a mind to spank his daughter for her terrible idea, not just for the placement of the mortal spot, but for getting that damn curse in the first place. at first, he liked it because it made her 99.99% invulnerable but that fucking mortal spot just ruined it 💀💀💀
hades: buries his face in his hands and lets out the heaviest sigh ever. he loves his niece, he really does, but he has to admit... she's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. he loves her so much though so he won't be TOO disappointed 💖
anubis: "BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he's screeching in horror when he witnesses the scene. welp, now he knows how she got the curse, but holy SHIT this is probably the worst curse ever (it's really not). he's literally gonna be begging her to stop when it comes up on the screen, but it's already too late
ra: USUALLY he would be busy restraining anubis from doing something stupid, but he's too busy gawking. percy was literally told that her fatal flaw was LOYALTY.... and then she goes and picks HER BACK as her one mortal spot???? "omfg the poseidon in that universe taught that child NOTHING"
rhea: "WE 👹 MUST 👹 GET 👹 HER 👹 OUT 👹 OF 👹 THAT 👹 UNIVERSE 👹 BEFORE SHE GETS HERSELF KILLED" no seriously, grandma rhea is WORRIED. if she were a human, she'd have 1000 heart attacks and her hair would've turned grey already. this baby is stressing her the FUCK out 😭
prometheus: would literally cry 😭😭😭 like "percy... my dear baby cousin, your back??????? WHY?????" 😭😭😭😭 he's usually very supportive of her ideas, even the most craziest ones, but..... the back???????????
izanagi: "oh bless her heart, she's trying her best 🥺💔"
sun wukong: does a very slow facepalm as he sinks into his throne because oh my gods this girl is FUCKED. he has never seen a more doomed person before in all his years of living 😭
aphrodite: "wait does this make sex harder??? should i have her try other positions instead? 🤔" (she's asking the real questions here)
lugh: gently grasps cú chulainn's shoulders and say solemnly, "son, i think the universe really hates you 😔💔" because this is the SECOND PERSON that cú chulainn cares about to have some sort of near-invulnerability. the first died thx to him, and now percy might follow 😭
odin: a little concerned at how similar she is to his baldur. pure-hearted and kind, a genuinely good person, with a near invulnerability. he hopes, for loki's sanity, that percy doesn't die too because the crashout would be catastrophic fr 💀
adam: absolutely HORRIFIED because she picked literally the worst spot on her body to be her mortal spot 😭
leonidas: "how tf is this kid alive right now 💀"
tesla: so it turns out it's not just math and science that he needs to teach her, but basic self-preservation as well! alrighty then, he's already getting the lesson plans ready as well as a VERY long lecture about poor decision-making skills 😭
basically, every ror character's reaction to percy getting the curse of achilles and choosing her back as her one mortal spot:

EVERYONE is horrified 💀
percy literally has so much stacked against her. everyone and everything in that universe is out to get her. she's the product of a broken vow. she's a demigod, so naturally monsters hunt her down on the daily. she has a cursed fucking sword that's cursed to fail her when she needs it most. her fatal flaw is loyalty. and then she goes and puts her mortal spot on her BACK 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 not only that, but the fates of that universe love love LOVE greek tragedy and percy is a walking greek tragedy waiting to for the curtain call 😭
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I love Rick Riordan but there’s just a few issues with how Rick writes that can makes his books get repetitive
Pretty much all of the gods are unserious which can be funny at first but it gets tiring and repetitive when that’s all that happens there’s a few exceptions but still.
Like for example Odin in MCGA I personally feel like the books would have been better if he was a more serious character, and that vibe fits the god better than the unserious character who loves to make PowerPoints that Rick wrote him as.
Another thing that gets repetitive is that all the ships have the same dynamic as PercaBeths one that makes fun of the other and one that makes jokes that dynamic worked great for them but less so for other characters.
Like Leo for example, he always makes jokes to hide his trauma his coping mechanism is being funny and while Calypso is great she’s not the kind of person he needs. Leo needs someone who’s kinder to him and can see past his facade and help him when he needs it, not someone who makes fun of him.
There’s a few other details but I’ll stop here. And again I love Ricks books but after reading so many it is starting to feel repetitive especially since I’m now on the third book of MCGA and the way Magnus acts and a few of the others too so closely resembles Percy’s book feels unoriginal and that can make it harder for me to read since it’s kinda like grabbing mostly the same characters but shoving them into a new story with new names and faces.
Anyways what do you think?
#I honestly could go on for forever on why I also love Ricks books so much but like almost everything there’s always something to critique#but you know this is just my opinion disagree if you want#percy pjo#pjo#hoo#toa#pjo toa hoo#pjo hoo toa#hoo pjo#rick riordan#mcga#magnus chase#percy jackson fandom#percy jackson#small rant about something I love#rant post#mini rant
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this last week really has had me thinking a lot about why Loki is popularly conceptualised as a queer figure over any of the other Norse gods. part of me thinks it's not That Deep:
Loki is a more obviously transgressive figure, both in terms of his trickster aspect and in terms of him doing stuff that explicitly crosses gender binaries (see: transforming himself into a mare and giving birth to Sleipnir in this form). He is also often represented as an outsider. All of which are things that lend themselves well to a queer reading.
These same characteristics are also present in his Marvel comics counterpart – a very popular character who, depending on the comic, may be anything between coded or canonically written as queer. Fandom also loves to blur the bounds of marvel Loki and Norse mythology Loki, gleefully playing with the two in a space that is already radically queer, so that one feeds into the other.
Rick Riordan also ran with obviously queer Loki in his Magnus Chase series, further cementing Loki as a queer figure in a fairly mainstream social arena, and attracting more people to Norse mythology with this conception of Loki already in their minds, creating another feedback loop similar to the one mentioned above.
But it's the second part of that question – why Loki over any of the other Norse gods – that I really need to scratch at rn. There is rich evidence for Odin as a queer figure, too, but this isn't something I encounter much outside of scholarly discussion. And again, it may not be that deep, because (1) the arguments purporting Odin's queerness are scholarly, so not something most people would come across, and (2) the evidence given is drawn more from archaeology and sagas, rather than the popular stories that serve as most people's gateway to Norse mythology. E.g, the main argument for Odin as queer is:
Viking society had strict ideas about how social status and gender intersected. Unmanliness was deeply taboo. Laws made later in the viking period and into the medieval tell us that a lot of these taboos were enshrined in law – e.g., wearing clothes of another gender could invite legal repercussions.
Odin practises seid, a kind of ecstatic (i.e., ritual) magic mostly associated with discerning the future.
Seid was, as far as we understand it from archaeology and other sources, something that women practised. A female art, in other words, and not something that men did.
It is therefore interesting that Odin, someone who generally embodies what we consider to be the viking ideal of manhood, uses seid.
(bonus point: Extant descriptions of seid rituals also link it with fertility, and the rituals can have an erotic air; men who practised seid could be called ergi, a serious insult that implied they were the receptive/submissive party in gay sex. This means Odin not only moves beyond the gender binary, but embodies a challenge to norms of sexuality as well)
So unless you're someone who already has this context, Odin's use of seid would just seem like another instance of magic in stories already full of magic. It's also a (somewhat sad imo) fact that modern retellers of Norse mythology tend to draw on the same set of stories, usually those from the Prose Edda or Poetic Edda because these form the neatest & most coherent sense of narrative [1]. That, and mythology retellings are usually aimed at children and young teens, the effect of which is twofold –
stories such as Odin's rape of Rind, which involve him disguising himself as a woman, are unlikely to be included because they're hard to make age-appropriate. This lessens their popularity and public prominence, so people are often unaware of them.
Retellings are heavily coloured by the teller's beliefs and politics[2], and specifically in this case by what they consider appropriate for a child: Anything queer is often considered inherently "adult" and therefore Not child-friendly. However, the story of Thor disguising himself as Freya is ok because it reinforces how men and women are separate and any attempt to cross that binary makes you into a fool; Loki is often written as an evil or even satan-like figure, which makes it acceptable to use him as an example of queerness = deviant and wrong, etc.
Still, I can't help wondering if the popular conception of Odin as the manly warrior god has been a barrier, too. In many online leftist queer spaces these days, manhood has started being seen as the antithesis of queerness; as the gross privileged oppressor gender. (Which is such a hilariously out of touch concept, considering that queer men's masculinity is attacked because of their queerness, and factors such as race, religion and (dis)ability also radically change just how much privilege being a man will grant). There is a real problem with images of gender fluidity, transness and gender non-conformity centering thin, feminine (often white!) and attractive people. Many people's concepts of "non-binary" actually just describe "female presentations but slightly to the left". In that mindset, the bearded guy with a warrior's build, who isn't typically described as attractive, cannot be queer. He is too masculine. Hyper-masculine, even – as if nobody with incredibly masc presentation can possibly be any flavour of queer. It's the entire punchline for why Thor pretending to Freya is so funny (a punchline that is just a transphobic punch for many transfem people).
So yes, I have to ask if this is part of why Loki is usually the only Norse god who gets the queer treatment in pop culture. Because it's easier to create from him a queer figure who is more palatable to modern tastes, whereas Odin still poses a challenge to our concepts of what queerness should be today, even though we have moved on a long way from the social attitudes of the viking age..
[1] all of our records of the Norse myths kind of count as retellings btw and are absolutely shaped by the social context in which they were recorded and the beliefs of the writers. E.g., Snorre represents Odin more favourably while Saxo writes him less favourably. It is very hard to know how people in the viking age thought of the gods and myths and religion.
[2] viking history and Norse mythology (or a flattened, idealistic version of these) have been co-opted by Nazis, neonazis and other groups who idolise the image of white hyper-masculine supremacy that they see in these, too. I think the public perception of viking culture has been recovering but misconceptions about who the vikings were & how they lived still linger, and the impressions of 20th & 21st century bigoted attitudes that were superimposed onto Norse history are still visible.
#...... so i didn't intend to write an essay about this but.#i have THORTS#fragments of essays#norse mythology#special interest tag
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My Ideal Afterlife:
As you all know by now, the afterlife is important to me. I lost my mom. I have next to no friends. For me, a good afterlife is necessary for me to maintain mental stability. I don't care about religion, I just care that I need an afterlife. And whenever Rick Riordan showcases a new afterlife, it always gets under my skin. Asphodel isn't what I want! Valhalla isn't what I want! No! No! F**k you, no! And since I react so viscerally to these things, you probably womder: what do I want from an afterlife? Good question. Excellent question. So now I'm just gonna make a big essay on what my paradise and afterlife would look like:
You know how Valhalla is about fighting to prepare for Ragnarok? No. Just no. I refuse to have that be my life. I also refuse a nameless nothingness like asphodel offers. No, the afterlife is everything everyone deserves. When we die, we all ascend to a plain much like this one, but without the ills of today. No money, no greed, no pain and no suffering. We'd all live in the place we feel most comfortable (for me that's my home with my dad, so It'd be there). There would be no hell, either. Hell is a concept made up to divide man and make us condemn each other. Even the worst sinner is welcome in paradise. I don't care what you say; that's the only proper way to do things. Just peace and harmony for everyone. Life is exactly as it is now. Everybody lives in the same afterlife, and you can travel by pure thought. You'd never lose anybody you care about (like rick riordan's filthy afterlives imply can happen). In my afterlife, magnus chase wouldn't have to lose his mother. Hazel Levesque wouldn't lose her mom. All these things wouldn't happen. Because I know fairness when I see it. And everybody: Valhalla and the Underworld are not fair.
You know which afterlife does seem okay? The Land of The Dead, ruled by Lord Osiris. Osiris is a fair ruler, and his kingdom delivers 90% of what i want. People are still punished, but there's no such thing as purgatory. You just get to go on living the same way you would have in life, and all your material possessions follow you along. It's pure freedom. Now, I'm not saying Osiris should lead a Holy War against Odin and Hades, but...actually, he totally should. Osiris and Anubis could show those fools a thing or two.
#my afterlife#i need to know there's an afterlife#and it has to be good#so rick riordan's afterlives...#no#just no#anti hades#anti odin#anti hotel valhalla#anti valhalla#mcga critical#magnus chase critical#pjo critical#rick riordan critical#rr critical#rr crit#riordanverse#riordanverse critical#the kane chronicles#kane chronicles#tkc#afterlife#ideal afterlife#asd#autism#neurodivergent#my thoughts#autistic#adhd#actually autistic
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ft the fact that i plan on having a combination of rick's design of olympus & everything being in ny, but also keeping the mythology with its people (tho that's a bit nebulous, but whatever)-
aka camp half-blood stays in long island, yeah
camp jupiter? - still in california
but also: the world trade centre holds an entrance to olympus which is still on mt. olympus and the people do not need to leave their home continents to go to a safe place- olympus is still on olympus, the mountain, rome is still rome, etc- it's just the gods are no longer restricted, they are everywhere-
also kinda just like. rick did this for the egyptians and the norse??? why couldn't the greeks and the polytheistic romans (as compared to the christian/catholic romans) have multiple places of existence???
like. i'm also getting rid of the place-specific things, like álfheimr (alfheim) and niðavellir (nidavellir) not resembling boston and shit but also valhǫll (valhalla) and ásgarðr (asgard) being. like where they were modelled after in norse mythology-
also bye-bye bifrost bc that Did Not exist b4 like snorri sturluson-
actual norse mythology is super interesting, like immensely so-
rick did freyr & freyja so dirty- like, yeah, odin and thor were important, but. uhhhh ppl worshipped freyr & freyja as MUCH bc they were the FARMING gods and important
i feel like this post does a bit to establish my love for sociology, psychology, and anthropology- i love learning abt ppl it's amazing-
#riordanverse#mcga#pjo hoo toa#the keeper rambles.#the keeper writes.#homes; the places we've hoped for.#homes tetralogy.#the keeper's universes.#hints of:#norse mythology#like#norse mythology has a special place in my heart#bc my family is from sweden#(~2-3 generations removed)#and we were bloody norse#like to the point of having a *crest*#this is my history and it's super interesting#mythology has also generally been one of my interests#for years#even b4 riordanverse#i was reading things abt the egyptians#and mummies#and various other bits of culture
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