#Obey Me Memes

[tsukii0002]

Mc: Can anyone tell me three things that can kill a human?

Simeon: A blow too hard.

Solomon: The bite of a black widow.

Luke: Oh, and, and…. Almost any strong poison!!!

Mc: *grinning* That's it!!!!

All three of them look proud.

Mc: So, whose idea was it to bring me to a poisonous animal reserve on the edge of a cliff!!?????

Simeon and Luke: *looking sideways at Solomon*

Solomon: So *looking indignant*, the brothers can take you anywhere that puts your life on the line and I'm the bad guy for doing the same?????

Mc: Solomon, it isn't this a competition to see who can take me to the deadliest place?!!!! I like our afternoons of puzzles in Purgatory hall, you know?

Luke: *sighing* I told you it was a bad idea.

Simeon: Ha, ha, ha *understands Solomon deep down* but it was his turn to choose plan with Mc.

Solomon: And don't you think that with three angels and the best sorcerer you'll be more than safe? Am I right or not?

Raphael: Don't get me involved, I suggested a farm school to pet the donkeys.

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Solomon just wanted to impress Mc using the same tactics as the brothers, it doesn't work like that Solomon, you have your own charm and your own way of putting Mc in danger that no one else can replicate 😉.

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[icecubeinsanity]

I have not seen the original and have drawn Beel exactly once before this.

[corvus-for-ddd]

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Made it with an hour to spare 😎

Read right to left bc i Always end up with everyone facing the Worst direction for drawing their hair so i had to fix that--

This is so dumb sjshsshgd happy birthday Mephisto get surprise objectified i guess???

[usagiglamour]

[springgonyoyos]

Actually dying what in the world am I doing, this meme was too funny

Have another cracked meme, please enjoy thank you orz

(And no way am I drawing Lucifer again, so png it was)

[an1ika]

help me please

[r0t-t1ngxeyy]

You telling me this little shit right here has 13 boyfriends, 1 girlfriend and a son??

[comfortcharacterprompts]

Lucifer: It’s dark in here Mc: Don’t worry, I got this. Mc: *Stomps their feet* Mc: *Skechers light up*

[l-mint-l]

[sphireath-wisp]

One day, out of nowhere, the RAD Newspaper Club announces the start of a new account on Devilgram, dubbed a RAD confessions page. Promising anonymity with every post, they wish to seek out honest, unfiltered opinions and serve as a safe space.

It started off pretty light, of course.

"I think the future demon lord's butler and the Avatar of Pride are a weirdly coherent pair"

"The new curses class teacher that just joined RAD is unbelievably boring, skip his classes because they don't help. At all."

"The major blood spill that happened in 4th period in the girls' bathroom was me oops"

These little, usually harmless confessions didn't shock anyone. It barely served as anything interesting and you had overheard a group of their members complaining during lunch. Amused after hearing the RAD Newspaper Club's dispirited attitudes as the popularity of the account didn't rise as they originally anticipated, you decided to help them out a little by stirring the pot.

You stand up, excusing yourself from Satan, Beel, Belphie, and Mammon. "I'll be back," you promise with a cheeky grin. You make a beeline straight for Solomon, sitting beside him without a word with your shoulders touching his.

"Need something from me?" he chuckles, enjoying the sudden proximity.

You lean closer with your hands covering the sides of your face so no one could guess what you were mouthing out. Instinctively, Solomon tilts his head to you before... "mwah!" and that's all you say to him before scurrying off back to Satan, Mammon, and the twins.

Later that evening, a new post on the confession page pops up.

"oh my diavolo, you can't tell me yall didn't see the two transfer humans kissing!"

and devilgram goes wild.

[tsukii0002]

Mc: *laying on the carpet* Do you sometimes wonder how your own flesh taste?

Beel: *laying down next to them* It's a taste too strong, you wouldn't like it.

Mc: *shrugging* How- *standing up and looking at him* how do you know?

Beel: …

Mc: … *slowly lying down again* Okay… How would the clouds taste?

Beel: Cold water.

Mc: Cool.

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[squeakyducky]

Favouritism is real

[corvus-for-ddd]

[luxthestrange]

Obey me!Memes #190

Sorcerer Mc Introducing their Demon Bf while in his truest form glaring down at the sorcerers who dare to be mean to you-

[hibiscuslovecandles]

Luuuucifer the human is being mean again >:(