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Happy November!!!
Y’all know what that means-
#NOVEMBER BITCHESSS#GO START CHRISTMAS SHOPING#****SHOPPING#OR HANUKKAH#OR OTHER I DONT KNOW WOO#WIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.
#my dc posting#dc#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#looking thru ur kids phone tracking them giving them no privacy etc etc is deeply damaging#but yall aint ready for the ''stalking is their love language' is super toxic' conversation </3#also can we retire the JL being completely chill about it. 'batman just knows things' not being bothered their secret identities were found#out etc can we. stop coddling the batfam#i just need someone anytime to please just call them out like 'hey dont fucking surveil me' like that is actually extremely unethical#and its frankly not hard to write a batman who doesnt invade his kids privacy n boundaries etc#controversially when reading fic where theyre supposed to be healthy n getting along i want to actually feel like its deserved n good for t#hem#instead of sitting there going 'woo thats toxic' 'oh that even worse' 'why are we passing over all that'. like i dont wanna be thinkin they#should go no-contact when its supposed to be fuffy n good :(#like if you can write away the hitting n other abuse why is this the one thing that just must always stay#like genuinely it aint hard to write a parent not stalking their children. actually maybe i should remind you all that stalking is not good#or funny#like i feel like w all the joking some of us are actually forgetting its not good. ever. like absolutely never dont stalk ppl#eh idk. this is why i cant stay in any one fandom too long bc i start developing Opinions which inevitably make me hostile to like#90% of the fandom's content 😔
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"Seungmin would be SO hot if he got muscle like, can you imagine?" You would be hotter if you shut your mouth but we can't always get what we want so <3
#the amount of times ive seen this exact comment or sentiment over the past 6ish months in particular#truly pissing me off <3#like first things first- hes already handsome so if you dont see that... its fine. we all have different tastes but also be quiet <3#but like we know first hand from him that he isnt particularly interested in the gym and working out#hes not a changbin. its not his thing- he goes to keep up stamina for live shows#and the fact hes been very specific in saying so any time anyone mentions him working out and going to the gym is so like......#its kinda obvious that hes doing a polite 'please dont hassle me about getting bigger' so he makes sure to always go Its For Endurance#and yet i still see this and also. um theres other members who are muscley so why does seungmin also have to follow that route?#like if you want muscle theres people you can go look at... but also half these people cant even identify actual healthy muscle#vs. someone being so skinny that they have no fat on them and somehow think thats real muscle so like lol#its been so specifically the past half a year tho like whats that about why#its really one of those be quiet im so tired#well on the otherhand i was so stressed about my doctors appointment but now annoyance took the worries place so 🤷♀️#like its funny how X should lose weight comments are recognised for being shitty but the 'x should totally change his physique' is chill tho#like if seungmin organically of his own accord ever becomes a muscle bro bc /he/ wants that than for sure i'll be like Woo go seungmin !!#but only if he wants it. not the fans being annoying not bc of staff or beauty standards not bc of the other guys
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not to be silly and delusional and insane as always but do you guys ever think about the way auston's whole narrative Coming from the desert.... half mexican..... the least likely type of person to play hockey yet he actually was built for it. like elite goal scoring center with no fucks to give about the public opinion.... built to play for a team like the leafs despite facing adversity, especially in the beginning of his career......... vs mitch who background-wise is primed to be a beloved and typical figure in the sport..... friendly good ol polite canadian boy coming straight out of toronto and onto his hometown team... and yet...... he doesn't Fit the physical profile that random ass people demand... smaller and banking his whole career on making assists... and he thinks too much and cares too much about the opinions of people around him... the way their journeys into this sport as athletes are so. complementary despite being different.... the way they can GET each other and relate to each other despite being so . opposite. sorry but it's beautiful
#and they saw each other and thought... oh shit#like they KNOW. THEY KNOW. and they want it so bad.#i am chomping at the BIT for the universe to unveil more of whatever narrative is playing out.#when they stagnate like this. despite trying (bc sorry im still never on board w the whole 'theyre not trying' thing lol)#ITS LIKE. WHAT ELSE IS IN STORE FOR THEM. WHAT ARE WE WORKING TOWARD. OR AGAINST.#THEYRE WORKING AGAINST SMTH COSMIC HERE. when will their luck align as it should#anyway. this post is very woo woo my bad but#1634#nobody does it like them seriously.#i dont have the proper vocabulary for this
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i need to chill tf out about this damn musical, i had an idea for a post that could be achieved in like. two screenshots and four sentences. three hours later i have a 1707 word draft, including not one, not two, but TWENTY FIVE SCREENSHOTS (not all of them being of the musical lmao). i dont even know how that happened
is that something youd even wanna see HAHA or should i break it up into chunks so that people actually read it? idk about breaking it up tho bc theyre all kinda related to the central point?? and id have to reorganise everything and idk if i have the energy for that
#i feel it is also relevant to mention that it is currently 4:50am#and before i sleep i need to :#fold laundry#dig out my suitcase#pack for a three week trip#and i also have a really long day tmrw !! woo#why is this musical literally consuming my life rn#i also feel it is relevant to mention that i have been a fan for literally. a month.#A MONTH#WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT SOMETHING I HAVE LIKED FOR A MONTH#ok i scrolled all the way down and i made this blog on the 23rd of may#i watched newsies like. a few days before that ??#SO LITERALLY A MONTH#god i need a life#finals just ended a few days ago and i think my brain was just excited to have something new to focus on#how did i have so much to say on a (tiny) topic? i dont even know#its the law student energy consuming my life i guess#in other words i am a professional yapper#anyways i will prob proofread and then chuck it on the queue so unless i wake up and decide that its bullshit#expect to see an essay in a few days x#or like a week if i forget about it lol#OK TIME TO GET MY LAUNDRY BYE
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catch of the year
#real gamer hours woo#blurry babbles#webfishing#this game is Awesome#also someone drew me completely unprompted while i was doodling a p*yo and it was the coolest fucking thing man you have no idea#gonna post that doodle on the sideblog cause i think it looks cute (its already there this post is scheduled askjdha)#dont know if i should post the other guys drawing tho#hmm#i did take a picture that showed them next to the drawing so it wouldnt be uncredited but i dont know if i should#dont even know if they would see it here#they could just have instagram or something and id never know cause i dont go there orz#fav
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"Who's idea was it to put the cone on your head for the parade? Was that all you?" "Zach Eisenberg [Director, Executive Operations]—I think is his name—he takes care of us a lot at Amerant Bank Arena. I don't know his exact role with the team but he's just kind-of always around, and helps us out. He's friends with Brooks [Koepka.] I think he helps Brooks when he comes to the games. Anyways he found a pylon or I think I might have told him—I was pretty drunk at the time but I think I told him to go get a py—'if you could find a pylon, find one!' 'Cuz they sprung that speech on me, kind-of, last second, you know, five minutes before I was supposed to go up there. I'm like, 'What the fuck am I gonna say?' So I had him go grab the pylon and I grabbed it on the side of the stage right before I was gonna do my speech. And luckily all the clips are of that, you know, me telling him to go fuck himself... 'cuz the rest of my speech was terrible. There's really nothing to it! And I'm so happy that, you know, all the clips are only of that so!" "Yeah, we didn't know you said anything else! I thought that was the entire speech!" "That's all that matters!" "Exactly, exactly! I got away with it there!"
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)
i love finding out they basically told ekky he was gonna have to do a whole speech 5 minutes before he was up while hes been drenched from rainwater and alcohol for like the past 6 hours absolutely pissed out of his mind like yeah no wonder his speech basically culminated to THANK YOU SOUTH FLORIDA AND ALSO GIVE IT UP FOR MY D PARTNER WOOOOO yeah that tracks
"But what golf tournament* were you at shortly after that? Somebody was dressed like a cone? Was that Lomberg who was dressed in like a costume? A cone costume?" "He came—Brooks came up to you—" "No, that was his buddy, that was his buddy. He was actually a Sunrise police officer. I actually saw him last night at the Zach Bryan concert! But yeah, no, that's one of his buddies. No, he was completely put to bed the day after. Right? Like he texted me—I personally didn't care, like, how many people at a hockey game are calling me a cone and telling Barkov he's got no hands like it's—you know, that's hockey. That's sports, right? So I didn't give a shit but—yeah, no, it was all in good fun. And then I got a way to get him back! It's perfect!" "But when you did see the first video of him in the box—and I remember watching that, I'm like, 'this motherfucker is rolling esctasy!' His eyes were fuckin' gigantic, he's like, 'Aaargghh.' Like, 'I can't take him, he's calling me a cone! I can't—' But that is kind-of odd that a professional athlete is gonna call you a cone and he's like a fan of yours...it's just—it was really bizarre!" "Goofy!" "Yeah..." "And his eyes were black which, you know..." "What does that mean?" "I just know what that means... and he was fucked up, you know..." "Yeah, yeah! He was definitely fucked up and he agreed that he was fucked up. And he apologised so I didn't care, obviously. And then when I was at that golf event I should've thrown a beer at his backswing or something—at the LIV event when he was actually competing? I should've fucked with him but I couldn't do it... I couldn't—I couldn't find the courage to throw something at him..." "So did he reach out to you like that night? And say, 'Hey, dude... I was just joking, you know...'" "'I took some pills and...'"
*2023 LIV Golf Team Championship (Miami) held from Oct. 20-22 in Doral
[and i suppose more context here lombo and koepka are friends and he even showed up to his cupday when he went golfing in parkland and not to mention that lombo facilitated koepka apologising to ekky so its why the whole cone costume came to be really]
theres a lot more context about this incident and the ensuing storm after it so for archival sakes here are articles about it (x)(x)(x)(x)(x) because its quite a saga but its water under the bridge and there's only so much tabloid-esque coverage thats been reignited after the ekky speech i can take about an athlete who's dumb enough to insult another guy while hes drunk off as his ass in a fucking public setting
but anyways i think its really funny that i said to myself wow thats an oddly petty thing to admit to you know the whole wanting to throw a beer at his backswing ekky... for such a good vibes sweet man who like the only thing youve particularly said about the cone novella is "we'll never be buddies" to which you quickly retracted and then went "holding ill will against somebody and pulling negativity in your body is never a good thing"
and then i remembered who he attended the liv event with and it all made sense
behind every aqua whos being a little mean there is a much worse much more evil looming presence who is encouraging them down this dark path (a gem but especially a june gem)
truly a tale as old as time
#aaron ekblad#florida panthers#aaron ekblad is not a speech giver and hes certainly not a speech giver when hes drunk lmao#bitch just went woo! a lot and publicly loved forsy yeah and i wouldnt have it any other way#also not like any of us noticed the speech was bad we were all either too drunk or halfway to hypothermia we fuckin cheered for anything lo#that being said while i was fucking shivering like a chihuahua it did absolutely warm my heart to see a man so touched by all of us#animalistically chanting ekky at him like thats what its all about fucking barked my little heart at everything he said I DID NOT CAREEE#as a gem i do in fact make all my friends actively worse and go “you're being way too nice about this lmao dw ill be mean about it for you”#love the sasha mention and the ghost of benny haunting us all very nice#meant to post this earlier but i think the more context is added to this the better and it took a while to remember and track it down#anyways i love pretending doral is miami#please dont ask south floridians what is miami and what is not miami that is gonna cause a civil war#also dont ask people outside south florida what is miami because they sure as hell dont know#need to give a presentation on miami versus soflo and why calling it “greater miami/miami metropolitan area” is really fucking stupid#and just serves to confuse the living fuck out of everyone outside this fucking hellhole#im sorry thats my geo rant over i promise i wont bring this up again until like (looks at calendar) tomorrow#also very funny that ekky dated himself by saying “last night at the zach bryan concert” so we know he recorded this on july 23rd#thank you king very nice of you
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lol bakugou is so openly POSSESSIVE even on national television its almost ridiculous but i wkajdisiwi i like it.......
love island genuinely must be so taxing bc i could not sit on the side and watch someone i like talk to and get to know someone else LOL i would. cry smfnskal he means well ! 🥺 he wants to be good 🥺 but he knows how wonderful you are and he doesn't trust these shit heads not to try and SNATCH YOU FROM HIM !! he hopes you understand 😭
#i do like to think though#in order of events in our little au here#someone steals you from him and couples up with you#— and he genuinely tries not to lose it LOL bc he doesn’t want to blow up like he did before#he's PISSED AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT#but he's like *gritting teeth hands shaking nostrils flared eyes wild* 'it's fine.'#LOOOOL#still spends most of his time with you bc he's *gritting teeth hands shaking nostrils flared eyes wild* trying to woo you#now he's got to really put in the effort so you dont end up liking this other JACKASS#sleeps with the blanket over his face akfhdkal#✿ willow writes#✿ ask willow#✿ thoughts: bakugou#✿ theme: love island bakugou
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I can't believe the Younger Brother (1689) by Aphra Behn has the only one bed trope
#act iv scene i#olivia is in disguise as mirtilla's page endimion and she's wooing welborn on her own behalf#and welborn is like well im hosting a gentleman in my lodgings right now but u can sleep w me#and olivia is like uhmmm uhmmm i can't do that not for any particular reason i just can't sleep in ur bed#(bc she's modest but she is kinda tempted. but also worried if she denies too hard he might suspect her of being actually a woman)#and he's like what are you afraid my bed's diseased? do u think im gay? im telling u there's nowhere else for us both to sleep#im not gonna make u sleep on the floor kid#PLEASE#the younger brother might be one of my new favorites from behn. i haven't finished it yet but it kinda has everything i love from her#mirtilla in particular is such an interesting character#text post#aphra behn#restoration comedy#in the edition edited by janet todd for vol. 7 of the collected works#i believe it's based off of the original quarto text that was published after behn's death#i highly suspect a lot of this prose dialogue is supposed to be blank verse#SO. MUCH. of it flows exactly like blank verse. it kinda bothers me#i do dream about editing and publishing my own edition of behn's plays and i would definitely amend these to be verse#i wonder if montague summers' version is verse? idk this is the first janet todd edited play ive read#i dont yet know the differences between their editing styles#god i wish more than 2 ppl in history had ever bothered to edit and publish this woman's collected works#oxford world classics should definitely put out another volume of her plays#i love the one they have featuring the rover/feigned courtesans/lucky chance/emperor of the moon#but she's got what like 15 other extant plays? and oxford world classics has the range and capabilities to do it#or if penguin classics ever wants to pretend they're really as good as oxford they can print their own#as far as diversifying the canon and widening the availability of older texts. oxford still beats penguin any day#but it does piss me off that no classic book publishers take this period of early-modern women's drama and proto-novels very seriously#or rather. no big ones that i know other than oxford#im not counting print-on-demand companies that reprint the texts of public domain works w no editing#those serve a purpose but those are not leaders in the publishing industry for a reason. theyre not sposta be
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no one cares but im gonna oc post real quick
#she doesnt have a name but here. my werewolf oc#this is just her between form but she can go big furry and fully human#i just cant draw one and like drawing this one more than the other#shes actually an old oc of mine from like 3-4 years ago but ive taken her back in and transed her gender#used to be a little guy her family found in the woods#now shes still a little guy her family finds in the woods but like. cooler#her family is also a group of monsters btw. theyre in a qpr#do i know how many or who they are? no. but they exist in my head somewhere#actually i still have the old ref i did of them all from way back#but like. i dont like it and theyve all been scraped except her#shes also a lesbian and has a human girlfriend. do i know her name either? no. but i have a. general idea of what she looks like at least?#and a general dynamic#anyways woo. my werewolf oc. shes very sweet and likes helping out but also very non trusting. will help anyway tho#uh did i have an oc tag#i don’t remember#harvest monster ocs#yea that works
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Bg3 is insanely fun to me so far. very early in the game but knowing ive barely started makes me excited at the prospect of more cutscenes, quests, and character interactions..!!!
i was just talking to my friend about how easy it is to REALLY project yourself into the game because of how authentic and variable the character + spatial interactions are and i was like. oh god i would not survive in this world. i think for rpgs in general i will never not be able to separate myself from the chatacters i play as just because i control them. but they will always be a separate, well established character with just a bit of me in them. it's different in bg3 because of how my personal ideologies affect the storyline and characters around me, and i think it's really interesting playing a game where your character and the world around you arent narratively static or fixed (it also helps i customized my paladin) It feels real! and this isnt new, it's just very novel to me as someone who doesnt play games like bg3, and i wonder what other games offer this immersion? my only exposure to open world rpgs are genshin and botw/totk but they cant really compare because genshin has a linear storyline and you dont really influence the characters and teyvat because the narrative is already laid out (and it also clashes against the game's open world mechanic which makes the world feel, at least to me, very synthetic). botw is more of an exploration game since its whole point is testing the limits of open world. so it's not super story driven imo, not to say it doesnt have a solid story. but i love these games dearly, and bg3 offers a really satisfying and fulfilling extension to what i truly want in an rpg
but anyway that was just a tangent but basically i told my friend how my paladin pangy is kind of.. stupid. *I* am stupid. HAHAHA i happen to fall for a lot of schemes and am easily deceived. astarion killed me because i didnt shove him away after letting him bite me, afraid he might die of malnourishment. got pickpocketed by a kid (and my character ironically failed the perception check TWICE. i had no idea what was going on until my friend in call told me j just got robbed). believed the fake sobstory of the paladins who attacked karlach and had to reload my save slot so i had the upperhand. i have 0 survival instincts...it's almost ridiculous but also incredibly funny. it made me realize that this is a game worth taking seriously (and that im just. really clueless 🧍♂️). but the experience is fun, and i like how the stakes are high (for the most part). i have Got to get my shit together i cant get jumped like this all the time
#im also insanely sexless and rizzless#i dont pick up on romantic cues at all bro and this one i can see Why#because i have trouble picking up on some conventional social cues irl 🧍♂️#it's just the touch of the tism...#but anyway i accidentally rizzed up karlach and i didnt know telling her “we should deal with that engine of yours” after she offered sex#was like.. a confirmation. i thought it was a NEUTRAL response#my friend told me that the chances of me wooing other characters are slim because my romance route is fixed on karlach#or more like theres no guarantee i can romance others if ive progressed too far with karlach#and it had me kinda deflated because i was somewhat set on shadowheart. so i just went back 3 hours of gameplay back to the save slot#where i encountered the first romance scene w karlach to explicitly turn her down#have to redo all my progress since then but i just took the L if it means it saves my chances with shadowheart🫡
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in other news i think i only have like 6 or 7 of the oc parade chibis left :D im only........several months late
#they take abit of time because i wanna make them perfect tbh#i dont know im just slow usually#anyway woo!!!#working on a couple of them to post hopefully this week#and then im adding some other ppls ocs when im finally finished!!!!!!!!!
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i will Not comment on posts with stupid takes about Ashton I will Not,
(proceeds to ramble in my own tags because idk where else to dump this)
#seeing people completely misinterpret ashtons actions and fearnes reaction#im not going to comment I'm not going to do it#but hello. they both wanted that kiss. was it not obvious#fearne saying 'well now i dont know if i want to do this' because ashton just kissed her before doing something#that might kill them#she was WORRIED#she's mad at them because she cares! we've seen her react with anger to other people she cares about!#ashley has Said fearne doesn't know how to navigate emotions in this plane because they're much stronger than in the fae realm#on top of that. ashton didn't do it out of selfishness#he did it because fearne didn't want to and they felt responsible#they trust her. she trusts him. they discussed it multiple times#and ashton did Not manipulate her with 'this is the only one you get'#that was for themself. because what he was going to do was dangerous#he wasnt Taking anything from Fearne nonconsensually.#they've both been dancing around their little crush for ages#Ash is the Only person Fearne gets flustered over when flirting#she's seduced a dead pirate. wooed a devil. slept with chetney and deanna to get them back together#but with ashton she's much more careful in navigating that attraction#it's all Been there. they've been slowburning it. and it works#because they're both extremely emotionally volatile characters#but that's also Why they're good together#I'm sure if fearne hadn't wanted that kiss the reaction would have been MUCH different#it wouldn't have been a worried 'oh no'#she can handle herself. if she hadnt wanted it im sure ashton would have gotten smacked#and the kicking afterwards wasnt because of the kiss#maybe partially in the sense of 'you just kissed me and almost DIED and i am both furious and sad about almost losing you'#but not bc fearne was 'taken advantage of'. get out of here with that
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i love daily powder combined with powder buff
it is affected by the 2x powder event btw. an easy 11k powder a day 😎
#cant wait to max powder buff and start working on the other parts of the hotm6/7 tree#i want powder buff done first. for maximum powder gaining. optimal powder gaining#(already got peak7 btw)#and that's it for my dailies i did my commissions and im back to 139k powder already woo#SLOWLY i will get to the max powder. i could just do an extreme grind for it but i dont wanna. got other stuff to do#i got like 50% of my farming level today and i ACTUALLY WENT FORAGING insane i know#got cut short by having responsibilities but besides that. lots of progress today wahoo#anyways goodnight o/ i doubt i'll actually be able to go to bed but im gonna try#chat#sb
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Being self aware is so fucking funny. "This is a coping mechanism." "I'm lying to myself by the way." "Believe me, what I'm doing is so fucking unhealthy." then I don't fix any of it
#gopher rambles#vent ish#shitpost#ok to rb#tonight on Gopher is Emotional: still pining but now with Advice#i told my bff that ive got a crush on this other friend of mine and that im not going to pursue it because i wouldnt be a very good partner#she reassured me that. given all the ways i tried to woo her when we were younger. i would be a good romantic partner#and while i genuinely dont think id be great id definitely be acceptable romantically#but the thing is that whole thing was an exuse for the truth: im afraid of being rejected tbh! its been. like. my whole fucking dealio#ive never dated someone i genuinely liked. my first kiss was with someone who i was with out of fear and guilt.#everyone ive ever confessed to has rejected me. usually because they liked one of my friends#if i tried to flirt with this woman she'd probably laugh. not because shes mean but because I'm a joke. i dont even know if she's straight#ugh. anyway. yeah. self awareness is so fucked
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ITS FUCKING DONE YEE
#that took way too long oof#also this chapter is probably way too long#how the fuck does one write 5.2k words about breakfast#and then they dont even really eat the breakfast!!#anyways putting this away for a hot second i'll edit and post before dynamite tho#which im pretty much only gonna be watching for the tag team announcements#i mean idk they've only announced three matches and two other segments so who knows whats in there#ocs next opponent mayhaps?#but yeah THIS IS NOW DONE IM GONNA DOWN A COUPLE OF COOKIES AND DROP THIS INTO DOCS WOO#night is an absolute mess on main
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